Shanhai University Safe Study Guide

After coming out of the old Wang's house, Mian Ye didn't look very well, she took a deep breath and said, "I'll go out for a walk and come back later."

"Uh, is this okay?" Xiao You asked Yu Bei.

"It's okay, let her go."

"My house is next door, let's go in and sit down first. I just called, and my parents will be right back." Xiao You said dryly.But at this time, his inner activities are very rich: Will it be too blunt to invite classmates to his home like this? I just asked my parents why I became so strange when I met Yu Bei.But it's still too strange, it's said that my classmates are older than their parents, how should they be called and introduced...

But Yu Bei didn't have so many thoughts, he just accepted the proposal with a slumped face as usual.Xiao You felt slightly lost, this feeling passed by in a flash, came and went abruptly, so he didn't take it to heart.

"So... Aunt Zhang is the legendary White Lady?" Xiao You asked.

Yu Bei looked confused: "No. She is Xu Xian."

"..." Xiao You recalled Aunt Zhang's voice, appearance and behavior, and felt that it was very reasonable, "The old Wang next door..."

Yu Bei nodded: "He is Bai Suzhen."

Xiao You's mind was disconnected instantly, and the screen was full of 404 not found, and then a lot of JPG and GIF files popped up like computer poisoning. Wang, the old Wang who was so nervous playing mahjong that he was sweating profusely...

"Is there a psychological counseling room in Shanhai University? I think it's a bit bad for her to be dragged."

"Probably...it's okay." Yu Bei said a little uncertainly, "The current situation of her enemy should give her some relief."

"Fahai? What happened to him?"

"You should know him... After all, he is the son of the old Wang family next door."

Xiao You rubbed his face: "Is the psychological counseling room in our school adequately staffed?"

"You know him well?"

"Well, they are about the same age, and we grew up together. Although our personalities are not very compatible, we are very familiar." Xiao You said sullenly, "At that time, we also watched Zhao Yazhi's version of The Legend of the White Lady, oh yes, and Liu Tao. Version. Maggie Cheung's version of Green Snake has also seen it, but I didn't expect..." Although Xiao You can be regarded as a second-generation cultivator, he lives in a human society, and his ideas and lifestyle are not too different from ordinary people.This time, I suddenly discovered that the boy I had known for more than ten years was the reincarnation of Fa Hai, and no matter what, I couldn't think of the neighbor's child with the old-fashioned monk in the TV series.Well, there is still something in common. That guy has gone to Harbin Buddhist Institute now, and I heard that he also shaved his head, which is a step closer to Fahai.

Yu Bei has been carefully observing Xiao You's expression, just like he usually does.This matter is a bit abnormal to say, always staring at the face of the lower berth.But thanks to the flaws in his transformation, Yu Bei's facial muscle movements are very small, so that most of the time he looks like a dead face, coupled with his status, he is considered cold and serious Strange.This is also one of the reasons why it is difficult for Yu Bei to make friends.

Originally, Yu Bei’s life was to live in the sea as a prototype. When he was in a good mood, he would fly twice in the sky, buy some daily necessities, and then continue to return to the COS island in the sea. When he was tired, he would go to sleep, float along the ocean currents, and change the menu. , as long as it doesn't float near the crater, it's fine.But since human beings have spread more and more, Yu Bei's life has inevitably been affected. Later, the existence of a large number of airplanes and satellites also made Yu Bei's life less fun.Now, due to various reasons, Yu Bei has to come to Shanhai University. From his habit, he doesn't like any densely populated places. According to his past experience, dealing with people or demons is very troublesome. And difficult.However, since he was in college, probably because most of the classmates around him didn't know his identity, he even felt a little fun in interpersonal communication.

Although he is inexperienced in socializing, Xiao You's friendliness can be felt by someone as dull as Yu Bei.Being too old and overweight, none of these problems were disliked. Although he didn't show it, Yu Bei was secretly rubbing his hands... he was still a little happy.It's probably "I can't think of an old man like me who is willing to take care of me", "What to do, the bed in the school collapsed! Ling Zhizi, I want to talk to you about life!" Separate it for me to sleep!" "The roommate on the lower bunk sleeps so warm! Sure enough, young people are healthier." Even when meeting Tao Oi, although Yu Bei was silently watching, but in his heart There are various barrages rolling all the time:

"This kid is really too weak. I can't go on like this. I'll be bullied by perverts." The disciple's stamp should make no one dare to bully me. But in this way he has to call me master, isn't it too good? I feel a bit suspicious of relying on the old and bullying the children." "What is it that I am a relative? If so There is no way to bury a guy named Tao Og in the crater of the seabed, I am not happy"...

In short, while trying to recognize that Xiao You's expression is probably distressed and troubled, Yu Bei is also struggling to think about the social strategy Ling Zhizi taught him:

How to Be a Great Leader: A Conversation

When having a conversation, you must always keep a clear mind and understand what you want to achieve. On this basis, try to understand the other party's true intentions, and summarize the common points and conflicts of the interests of both parties through analysis and comparison, so as to This is the basis for negotiation.Be sure to maintain your posture when talking, show the courage of the superior, and be tough when necessary. If it does not have a deterrent effect, you must moderate your tone and expression appropriately to show that there is still room for this matter.

It feels like something is wrong... After thinking about it, he asked, "Do these things bother you?"

Xiao You thought for a while and said, "The amount of information I want to receive is a bit too much. Although it's not troublesome, it's still not acceptable."

"What is the cause of this distress?"

"Huh?" This feels a bit wrong, Xiao Youxin said, why does this tone sound like "Where did you go last night"?He honestly replied: "Maybe it's... a sense of disobedience. A person who is very familiar suddenly has another identity, and the shock is a bit big." It's a bit reluctant to say that the uncle Mediterranean next door is the reincarnation of the white lady, and his wife It's Xu Xian, the famous scumbag, and Fa Hai, the classic villain who loves to dismantle CP, who plays video games with him. Green Snake is a girl who likes girls. A similar plot should appear in "The First Chaos in History".

"But that is already a matter of the previous life." Yu Bei looked at him seriously: "The matter of the previous life has passed. They are not the shadow of the previous life, they are your neighbors."

Xiao You himself is not a person who is easily entangled, so he figured it out after saying this, and happily patted Yu Bei's shoulder: "Thank you, Lao Yu."

Yu Bei nodded calmly: "You're welcome." And his current brain activity is: I'm so happy!Xiaoyou patted me on the shoulder!But do you still call me Lao Yu... Sure enough, I still care about the age difference. If I knew it, I would have pretended to be only nine hundred years old.

Just as Yu Bei fell into complicated and tangled thoughts, the door was pushed open.

And he will also face a severe challenge.

"Xiao You. You're back. This is..." Xiao Yuanyao walked into the living room, and Tao Yetti's voice came from behind him: "Is there a gift for you when you go home? It seems that you still miss the last time I said I will cook fish for you." It's on."

Xiao You's scalp tingled when he heard it: "Mom, this is my roommate, Yu Bei."

The author has something to say: On the collapse of the image of the high-cold male god... (slip away with the lid on)

By the way, I took a nap at noon today and had a dream. In my dream, someone forcibly amputated a pair of CP from Water Margin. This CP is called Song Jiang.

Jiang is the Jiang of Song Jiang, and Song is the Song of Song Huizong.I ate this Amway in my dream...

Oh yes, I even called Song Jiang in the dream, and I vaguely remember that the voice was very Su.And the key words of this cp are abuse, □□, sickly and beautiful, mature uncle endures silently.

I think I was awakened by thunder.