[Zhongyingmei] It's not a slime!

Bruce thought the clown was weird, especially today.

He had absolutely no idea what the Joker was up to, but he was always on the lookout.

However, before the strategizing Batman had time to react, Harley on the side said to the clown super dissatisfied: "Hey, dear, what are you shouting! If this guy is your father, wouldn't he Became my father-in-law!?"

Ruby wanted to get strawberry biscuits from Harry, but Harry skipped past her and said with a pout, "No!"

Ruby grabbed the empty palm, looked at the empty palm, and immediately showed a pitiful and aggrieved expression: "Why?"

Seeing the vicious criminal clown in front of him showing such a silly and sweet expression, the two witnesses reached a rare and subtle consensus.

Harry: "........."

Bruce: "......"

The two dark and evil forces in Gotham, who have always had different positions and are as powerful as water and fire, can now circle the world with the period above their heads.

……

However, Harry suddenly began to realize that this guy in front of him was not a clown.

There was a very beautiful red light in his eyes, like gem crystals refracting the sunlight in his pupils, and the smile on the corner of his mouth did not contain a hint of malice. Compared with his crazy and weird smiling face, it is so gentle and soft that it is outrageous.

It's not the look of a clown, he's not a clown.

Who is he?

"you……"

Before Harry could speak, the "clown" in front of him gently held his chin.

Ruby approached Harry. She stared at Harry's face with curious eyes, and said softly, "...Your skin is fine, sister, which brand of mask do you use?"

While speaking, she stretched out her other hand, and quietly reached for the biscuit box in Harley's hand, and then... quickly took out two biscuits with her fingers.

Seeing the clown's face enlarged in front of her, Harry was almost close to kissing her, her heart was beating like a drum, and her mind was almost blank, except for the clown.

So she didn't notice that her biscuit was smoothed out.

Batman who witnessed everything: "..."

Well, there is no need to make up with Harley Quinn, the period on his head is enough to circle the earth.

What the hell are these two guys up to? !

Is this some weird psychological attack?

He didn't want to waste any more, after all, years of combat experience told him that things would change later.

So he exerted force on his calf almost instantly, while the clown was obsessed with eating biscuits and facing him sideways, he shot without hesitation, trying to win with one move.

Then he saw the clown turned his face slightly and glanced at him lightly, a smile seemed to flash in those pure eyes.

Bruce: "..."

Wait, did he just use the word pure to describe the clown's eyes?

No, that's not the point, the point is why the clown's nerve reflexes are so fast? !

Astonishment just rose from his heart when he saw the clown move.

He first stretched out his hand, snatched the box of biscuits from the clown girl, held it firmly in his hand, then put his other arm around the clown girl's waist, and then turned around with an elegant and free movement, and easily avoided it. his offense.

Afterwards, Ruby turned her head to look at him, stuffed a biscuit into her mouth and said from the bottom of her heart, "Wow, you're so good at hitting."

Bruce: "..."

He was about to attack again when he heard the strange clown munching on a biscuit and casually saying, "How do you manage to be so rich and so good at fighting?"

Bruce choked slightly.

He quickly thought of the possible hidden meanings behind this sentence, and even thought of the worst possibility——

Why would the clown say that?Is he hinting at my real identity?

In just such a pause, Ruby has already taken Harry back several steps, and then...

Then she hugged Harry and ran away.

Bruce: "..."

Bruce felt more and more that he had been poisoned with some novelty.

Of course, Batman will never let the Joker and Harley Quinn go easily.He chased after him almost at the same time, and the lasso in his hand wrapped around the running clown's leg without hesitation.

Ruby, whose back was turned to him, didn't react, she was caught upright, lost her balance and fell straight down.

Harry reacted quickly, and immediately adjusted his posture and landed steadily, but was hit in the back by a jet dart thrown up by Bruce, and then was pushed into the wall, and fell to the ground dead on the spot, his eyes turned black. It became two mosquito coils.

And the cookies in Ruby's other hand were even worse.

"Snapped!"

The sound of the biscuit box falling to the ground and the sound of Ruby's heartbreaking sounded at the same time.

……

A second later, Ruby squatted on the side of the road, looking at the strawberry biscuits that had been shattered into a mess, showing a dazed expression.

She said: "Who is the most vicious criminal? Forget about Harry, why don't you even let go of a pack of biscuits?"

Harley, who was hit with stars in her eyes and temporarily lost her mobility: "...?"

I might as well be a box of biscuits I just stole from the street!

Bruce rushed forward, grabbed her by the collar, slammed her against the wall, and grabbed his wrist with the other hand, imprisoned him on top of his head, and said in a low voice, "You're playing again!" What trick, clown? What did you mean by that?"

Ruby, who was suddenly slammed by the hardcore wall, was confused: "What are you talking about?"

"Stop playing dumb!" Bruce said.

His voice was very low, and his tall body pressed against Ruby, falling heavily from the sky like a cloud of black clouds, and the extreme oppressive feeling was so strong that it was almost hard to breathe.

But for Ruby, this trick is useless.

She would have an instinctive fear of the oppression of Kryptonians and Constantine because she knew that these two guys were really capable of getting rid of her easily.

But this Bruce Wayne in front of him is just a human being.

But now she has no weakness at all, she doesn't need to be afraid of anyone.

So she just pushed the guy with one hand angrily, but she didn't push it.

Ruby glanced at the rich man who was staring at her expressionlessly, and pushed again, but it still didn't work.

Ruby: "...!"

Ruby's blood pressure shot up immediately.

"Who is pretending to be stupid to you? Why do you talk nonsense, and do you know that a normal person has already had a concussion just because of the blow you just made? Who will answer your question?" Ruby said angrily, "I haven't asked you to pay me for the biscuits, you dragged it up first? Call you the president's father politely, and you still kicked your nose?"

Sure enough, rich people are stinky shit!

Bruce: "..."

Although everything he said seemed quite normal, they didn't even sound like the words a clown could say.

But the amount of information revealed in the clown's words made his heart sink.

This guy really knew his true identity, and even picked it out directly, which doesn't look like a clown.

"How did you know that?" he asked.

How did you know his true identity?

—Knowing itself is not important.

The important thing is, where did his secrecy work go wrong.

Ruby: "...? Know what? Do you know that you are sick?"

Bruce: "..."

Well, he knew that this guy would not cry when he saw the coffin.

So he squeezed hard on the hand that was pinching the clown's wrist, and he immediately felt that the joint of the guy's wrist was pinched and dislocated by him.

The expected scream of pain did not appear.

The clown who was pressed against the wall by him just showed a rather surprised expression, and then said: "Your strength...is this something humans can do? You don't have the blood of demons or Kryptonians. Similar? No, could it be that you have my kind in your body?"

Bruce: "..."

What the hell are you talking about?

Okay, it seems like I'm still pretending to be crazy.

Bruce clenched his iron fist, and was about to punch the guy who didn't see the coffin and didn't cry in the face.

However, at this moment, the clown seemed to have a sudden change in his combat consciousness, which caught him off guard sharply.

I saw this guy raised his leg without any hesitation, and Bruce narrowly avoided it, but his strength was scattered, and he couldn't hold the clown again, and was kicked in the chest by his other foot. He was kicked out directly.

However, the guy with both feet off the ground just lightly pressed the wall with his hand, and then regained his balance, and jumped to the side with extremely light body, and distanced himself from him.

Under Bruce's slightly surprised gaze, his broken hand twisted a few times, and it returned to its original shape like a jellybean.

Ruby: It's so annoying, the power to heal this hand is recorded on the head of this dead black cat, I'm going to rob his house, rob the rich and give to the poor!

System: Well, he is actually a bat...

Bruce shook his hand directly, and the two buttons flew towards Ruby with sparks and lightning all the way. Ruby couldn't react in time, and was shocked.

Electric sparks flashed across the clown's body.

Then, everyone saw that the clown, whose hair was erected by electricity and was still smoking, just carelessly brushed his short green shiny hair. When he opened his mouth, white smoke came out of his mouth:

"It's so numb, what kind of high-power massager is this?"

Bruce: "..."

Bruce was very confused, it's okay for the clown to be able to fight, why is he even immune to electric shock?Is this something normal humans can do?

Although he was very confused, the movements of his hands did not stop at all, and the iron fist hit the clown's blackened face directly.

Ruby dodged a few times, but in the end she was tricked by Batman because of her lack of fighting skills, and she was hit on the chin with one punch.

"Oh!"

Ruby took several steps back, touched her dislocated chin in disbelief, and then snapped it back.

The sound made during bone setting made the scalps of the surrounding people tingle.

"If you don't want to recognize my son, then don't deny it. Why are you so violent, chasing me to explode the hammer... Tsk, I don't care if someone wants to be my father." Ruby said.

The shivering passers-by who were hiding aside were shocked: It's too grassy, ​​is the clown an illegitimate child that Batman refuses to admit?No wonder they are so hostile!

One became perverted because of lack of love, and the other threw his son into the madhouse time and time again with a tough attitude——

What kind of tragic ethical script is this!

"..." Bruce was unmoved at all, he stared at the clown's eyes that were faintly clear and bright red.

Those eyes were clean and bright, with a light red, like a pool of crystal clear water full of peach blossom petals, reflecting his own cold, dark figure.And when he got angry, it was like a warm wind blowing, the water surface shimmering, but his eyes were still soft and clear, as if he had never been disturbed by any malice in this world, but they were so transparent that he could see in all directions The trajectory of the surrounding arrows.

After Harley Quinn, Bruce is also acutely aware of this problem.

He is not a clown.

Who is he?

So, he started again, and the noose in his hand directly wrapped around the clown's neck, knocking him down to the ground.

Although this guy's strength, speed and fighting ability are beyond the human level, his fighting skills are still a little immature, and he can still handle it.

"Who are you?" he asked.

However, at this time Ruby, who was suddenly subdued and crushed to the ground, had already started to get angry.

Ruby: What's all this about?What kind of psychopath is this guy?Why did you punch and kick me, a weak woman, as soon as you came out? It didn't make sense at all, and you asked me some stupid questions?

system:……

Ruby: The most important question is, he didn't know who I was, and he chased me down the street?I've never been so speechless in my life.

System: Perhaps, you can consider looking at the memory of this body?

——After controlling the body of the host, the symbiont can easily read the memory of the host.

Ruby: ...Is this not very good? Criminals also have the right to privacy. If I look through his memory and see something that makes him socially dead, causing him to commit suicide in shame, wouldn’t it be me? murderer?

System: ... No, believe me, if you really make the clown so angry that you die in shame, then the people of Gotham, no, the people of the whole world will thank you.

The conversation in her head only happened in an instant, but under the grip of Batman's iron arm, Ruby raised her head and cursed angrily: "Who am I? I'm your father! Let me go, you unfilial son! "

Batman who is both a father and a son: "..."

Bruce felt a little sad in his heart, it was getting harder and harder to talk to the clown...