[Zhongyingmei] It's not a slime!

"Honey, are we not playing yet?" Harry took out another box of strawberry-flavored biscuits out of nowhere.

Ruby's eyes lit up immediately, and she quickly labeled Halle a "super easy-going pretty sister" in her heart, took the biscuit from her hand, smiled at her and said, "Thank you! Well, I won't play anymore, No fun. I figured there might be something more fun to do."

Harry's eyes lit up: "Oh! As expected of you, my dear, the more fun thing is—"

Bomb the bank?Kill the police?Make a corpse cake?Or, something more exciting?

Ruby poked Harry's red and blue braid seriously with a hand that was still stained with biscuit crumbs: "Your hair color is so beautiful, so - I decided, I want to dye it like this too!"

After she finished speaking, she even stroked her neat, shiny green hair with disgust: "It's only because of my brain that I want to wear this bright and forgiving hair."

Harry: "...?"

No, haven't you been bearing this forgiveness for many years?

Besides, aren't you already out of your mind?

At this time, the hostages had run away, leaving only the mercenaries looking at each other in blank dismay and Harley in a daze.

One of the mercenaries couldn't stand it anymore, he carried his gun and said, "Hey, clown! The black mask boss didn't hire you to do this job so that you can screw up and burn your head!"

Ruby was still eating biscuits happily, but halfway through eating, she looked at the paint on her hand, as well as the corpses and blood on the ground with disgust: "Well, forget it, let's eat in another place, you people It’s too careless, just wait for the police to catch you.”

After speaking, she was ready to leave with the biscuits.

The mercenary knew that the clown's behavior was completely incomprehensible, but he really didn't expect to be so casual, so he raised his voice and shouted: "Clown! Are you going to repent!"

The gun in his hand was already raised, aiming at Ruby.

Black Mask has already told him that if this guy is completely uncontrollable, he should be crippled, lest he shoot himself in the foot.

It was only then that Ruby realized that "clown" was calling her.

She turned her head, still chewing on the biscuit, and said vaguely: "What's your boss's name?"

mercenary:"……?"

Reminiscing that this guy was crazy and unreasonable, the mercenary had no choice but to suppress the speechlessness and confusion in his heart, and said, "Boss Black Mask."

Ruby: "He can afford to hire an S-rank... Isn't he rich?"

Mercenary: "This..."

What S class?

Harry heard something different, and she said, "Wait, dear, are you trying to grab the black mask?"

Her tone became higher and higher, and her expression became more and more excited.

Ruby quickly said, "Oh, no, I'm a law-abiding citizen, I don't steal money, that's what I'm asking."

Everyone: "...?"

Law-abiding good citizens?

Since when did this term get associated with clowns?

After speaking, she turned around and walked towards the gate of the bank.

"Wait! Clown!" The mercenary was in a hurry. How could this clown be so dishonest? He agreed to do things together, but he didn't get halfway done, and he just quit! ?

However, Ruby didn't bother to talk to him at all, and walked straight outside.

The mercenary was in a hurry, so he shot the clown's leg without hesitation!

Don't beat people to death for you first, take them back when they are disabled!

"Oh!"

……

After the gunshot, everything was silent.

Ruby stood on the spot, turned her head and glanced at the bullet embedded in the hollow of her knee, and then, under the astonished eyes of everyone, the bullet slowly fell to the ground.

There was a crisp metal landing sound.

Harley, who was about to exclaim, widened her eyes in surprise, and the word "what the hell" floated in her mind for a long time. As a doctor, she had never seen such a miracle in anyone other than Superman. .

The Joker is not wearing body armor at all.

How could a flesh and blood block a bullet?

And shooting at such close range, he didn't even mess up his steps!

The mercenaries were also dumbfounded.

Then contacting the little girl who suddenly appeared and then disappeared through the model, they suddenly began to think seriously about a possibility.

——When did we get poisoned with hallucinogenic gas? !

Ruby turned around, crushed the bullet with one foot, and said angrily, "Sneak attack?"

Don't talk about martial arts!

If you don't avenge this revenge, you will have to pay it back!

Harley, who was in the chaos, decided to ignore these surreal situations, and she was also very angry: "That's right, a group of big men are ashamed to do such sneaky things!"

Ruby said, "That's right! It's shameless to shoot us weak girls!"

Harry: ...?

mercenary:…………?

Weak woman?you?clown?

Ruby stuffed another cookie into her mouth.

She thought, it's okay for ordinary people, this group of harmful criminals is not worthy of mercy.

So Ruby rushed over decisively, turned into an afterimage that almost no one could see, and arrived in front of the mercenary in the blink of an eye.

The next move was hardly seen clearly.

In just a short time, the four or five mercenaries present were already blown away, and the guns they were holding were also confiscated, and the barrels were twisted into a lump and thrown casually on the ground.

And when the clown, who was usually not very good at fighting and basically relied on his IQ to win, returned to his original standing position, he even had half a pink strawberry-flavored biscuit in his mouth.

Ruby moved half of the biscuit into her mouth with her teeth, and clapped her hands: "Okay, the troublesome people are solved."

After she finished speaking, she looked at Halle who was standing aside, her mind was full of question marks.

"Sister, I recommend a hairdressing, cutting and blowing shop. Which Tony teacher dyed your hair?" She said.

The voice is that of a clown.

The tone is so innocent.

The expression is gentle and curious that has never been seen on this face.

It was as if a small flower bloomed in a dark ruin.

Harry: "........."

This... is Mr. J being hooked by something weird?

……

Bruce felt like he had fallen into some strange trap today.

Here's the thing.

Immediately after receiving the alarm that the fireflies were out to make trouble, he drove his Batmobile into the street.

After just a few fights, he realized that this fire-breathing guy was wasting time.

So he resolutely handed the firefly to Yeyi who came halfway, and he himself immediately began to search for the real purpose of letting the firefly play the trick of "twisting the tiger away from the mountain". As expected, he soon discovered that a bank not far away was given by the clown robbed.

He scanned the bank and noticed that there were many bombs buried in the ground.

This means that he can't just rush in and deal with the clown, he has to find a way to outsmart him.

So he found a ventilation duct and climbed in, and soon came to the sky above the bank lobby.

When he started to look for the right opportunity, he saw the clown turn off the countdown to the bomb, and then started eating cookies in front of everyone.

Bruce: "...?"

Well, the clown really can't use common sense to infer, there must be some other meaning to this action, maybe it's not a normal biscuit, maybe there is some kind of potion mixed in it?

——Although the results of the scan showed that it was indeed a cheap biscuit made up of a bunch of carbohydrates, eggs, fat, and a certain flavor of a certain brand.

Then he heard a conversation that made him a little confused.

These conversations even made him start to reflect on whether he was in some strange poisonous gas without knowing it, and he had hallucinations.

—The clown wants to change the color of his hair...?Or do you want to wear the same style as Harley Quinn?Well, everyone has their own aesthetic.

——It looks like the clown likes to eat strawberry biscuits?

——The clown actually released all the hostages just like that?

——Wait, the clown and the mercenary are fighting, black eat black?Very good, let them internal friction first.

——The clown... killed four mercenaries in one move! ?

——Wait a minute, the clown's combat power can't be so high!

But Bruce did see all of this clearly. His dynamic vision is the best of all, so he is the only one who can fully see the clown's movements.

His speed has already broken through the limit of human beings. His fist just touched the chests of those mercenaries, and it seemed that there was no force at all.

He even had a crumbly strawberry biscuit in his mouth as he twisted those barrels into twists.

Bruce knew how difficult it was. The occlusal muscles would subconsciously contract when exerting force. The fact that the strawberry biscuit didn't break could only mean that the clown didn't use much force at all, and casually twisted the metal into a ball like a rag.

——This is not something that humans can do, it has surpassed the limit of the human body.

"Alfred, are there any abnormalities in my signs and hormone levels?" He asked in a low voice.

"No, Master Bruce, it's normal." Alfred's voice came from the communicator.

He wasn't affected by the hallucinogenic gas.

Such a realization made his heart sink.

So it's all true.

How did the clown suddenly become so good at fighting?

This is not normal.

In the end what happened?

Seeing the Joker and Harley Quinn preparing to leave the bank one after the other, he knew he couldn't wait any longer.

……

Ruby was about to reach out to grab the doorknob of the bank's gate, when suddenly she keenly sensed a trace of murderous intent.

She turned her head back almost instinctively, stretched out her hand, and pinched a dart that was shot at her precisely between her two fingers.

Ruby's eyesight was so strong that she immediately saw her attacker hiding in the ventilation duct.

"Huh?" She raised her eyebrows and let out a little surprise.

This guy... hides his aura very well.

When did he show up there?She didn't even notice, which is unbelievable for a person with greatly enhanced senses.

As soon as Harry saw the bat dart, he couldn't help but rolled his eyes: "Oh, great, here comes the spoiler."

"The spoiler?" Ruby asked curiously.

"Oh, I was wrong, my dear." Harry moved closer to her, almost clinging to her body, "It's just for fun, hehe~"

Harley always believed in the Joker.

Although there seems to be something wrong with the current clown, maybe this is some new interest he came up with?

Besides, the clown doesn't seem to be panicking at all now, obviously he's preparing something behind her back.

So what if Batman is here?

I am not afraid at all.

Ruby sniffed, feeling that this beautiful sister seemed to have a faint candy scent, and the color of her hair also reminded Ruby of blueberry and strawberry flavored candies.

So she approached Harry and said with a smile, "Is he here to give us candy?"

Harry showed a regretful expression: "Oh, my dear, if it's Halloween now, it's still possible. People who usually wear such dark and scary clothes on the street are usually transvestite perverts."

Bruce was used to being the object of ridicule by these criminals. He jumped down from a height with a blank expression on his face, and a gust of wind blew up from his open cloak, making Ruby squint his eyes.

She raised her eyes, which were shining brightly with rubies, and looked at the person standing in the middle of the bank lobby.

He was tall and straight, his body was covered by a pitch-black cloak, and the upper half of his face was covered by a mask, revealing only the cold curve of his chin that made people feel dreadful, and... a pair of hard-looking cat ears on his head?

【Bruce Wayne (S-Class)】

Bewitching degree: 0%

Fit: 0%

……

Ruby: ...that's weird, where have I seen this name before?

System: What kind of goldfish memory are you... On the way we came here, the TV was still broadcasting the news that Bruce Wayne, chairman of the Wayne Group, attended a certain charity gala.He is rich.

Ruby: Rich?How rich are you?

System: Uh... so-so, top three in the world?

Ruby: Wouldn't that buy a lot of ice cream?

System: You can easily buy the entire ice cream factory in New Jersey, and make new products with different patterns every day.

Ruby: ...

Ruby was straightforward and confident: "Hi, Dad!"

Bruce, who was suddenly recognized by the clown in the street: "………………???"