paranoid like you

"I'll leave my home address. If she comes to my father to see her, she'll have to break my leg." Big Zhang said with regret in his tone, "Please Brother Fu get rid of her for me, I love you, Fu Brother, whoa!"

Fu Chaosi was disgusted by the last few words of Big Zhang, so he hung up the phone in a hurry.Holding the phone with the thumb and middle finger, he turned it around and looked at the girl next to him, "Go, no one here needs a date, and the money will not be refunded."

"Handsome guy, I'll regret it if I choose, you're not a man!" The girl got up, twisted her hips and walked in front of Fu Chaosi.Holding the armrest of the sofa with his left hand, he leaned down. His right hand was about to hook Fu Chaosi's chin.

This behavior aroused Fu Chaosi's disgust, and he turned his head and ruthlessly photographed it with his mobile phone.

"The person who asked you out is my friend, not me." Fu Chaosi said blankly, "Since the money has already been obtained, don't waste time here any longer."

The girl pursed her bright red lips, pulled her bangs, and said coquettishly: "Hmph! I don't care who the person is, I only come to the door according to the address."

"I don't have time to play with you." Fu Chaosi frowned, obviously impatient, "I'll give you three times as much as he gave you, please leave my house."

"If it's someone else, I agree." The girl put her hips on her hips and winked at Fu Chaosi, "However, you are so handsome, I think it's more important for you to date you than triple the price."

"Are you sick!" Fu Chaosi became angry.

"Handsome guy, it's written in your basic information that you are a student in Class [-], Senior [-] of Qianyang No. [-] Middle School. Since you are still young, why don't you just accompany me for a day?" The girl tried to get closer to Fu Chaosi again, "Otherwise, you don't want me to go to the school when I have nothing to do in the future." Your school harass you. By the way, sister, I can also teach you how to date girls. If you have a girlfriend in the future, you may use it. You will not lose money from this business."

Fu Chaosi rubbed his temples, his tone was not very peaceful, "How do you want to date?"

"It's just ordinary eating, shopping and so on." The girl turned and looked around, "Don't worry, with the little money your friend gave, I can't do anything else."

Fu Chaosi just wanted to drive the woman in front of him out of his house, so he put on his coat and went out with the girl without further entanglement.

As soon as she walked out of the house, the girl was about to take Fu Chaosi's arm, but Fu Chaosi pulled it away in extreme annoyance.

The girl pursed her lips and gave her a blank look, "It's boring, forget it. Let's go, the first step of dating is to go shopping!"

As a person who is afraid of trouble, shopping is like a bolt from the blue to Fu Chaosi.The sullen face along the way didn't recover, and I just wanted to end this boring game as soon as possible.

The girl brought Fu Chaosi to the claw machine, and with a tender and pitiful appearance, she tugged at the hem of his clothes, pointed to a yellow Pikachu inside and said, "Catch this for me, please, I want it!"

Fu Chaosi turned to look at the glass cabinet, there was a HalloKitty in a pink skirt lying next to Pikachu, and it suddenly occurred to Ye Muxiang that the one next to the bed was similar to this one.The corners of his mouth raised unconsciously, and he turned to buy coins.

This is the first time he has caught a doll, but he is unexpectedly talented.I bought hundreds of coins and grabbed the dolls in the glass cabinet.

This behavior attracted countless people to take pictures and watch.Fu Chaosi didn't care, and gave the girl all the rest of the dolls, and kept only the HalloKitty he caught first.

Just after grabbing the doll, the girl pouted and looked pitiful again, "Brother, I feel a little cold."

It was only then that Fu Chaosi looked at the girl. In the November weather, the girl was only wearing a thin coat on the upper body and a miniskirt on the lower body. Her legs were purple and red from the cold.

"That's just right to go home." Fu Chaosi said as he walked out, "It won't be cold when I go back to your house."

"No, I want to stay with you for a while longer." The girl hugged a bunch of dolls, twisted her waist and stomped her feet, "Little brother, why don't you just let others wear your clothes!"

Hearing this, Fu Chaosi pulled up the zipper of the sweatshirt again, "Wear it for you? Then I'm still cold, why should I pay for your mistakes?" Fu Chaosi's words didn't show any affection.

The girl was so angry that she almost turned upside down, she carried a bunch of dolls and walked to the gazebo of Starbucks next door. With a "crack", he threw the doll on the table and sat down, "I don't care, I'm cold anyway, if you don't help me out today, we'll just spend our time here, and no one can go back."

Fu Chaosi supported his forehead, completely dizzy by the girl in front of him, and said impatiently: "Okay, I'm afraid of you, okay."

Then he looked around, walked into a women's clothing store, casually pointed to a lady's windbreaker in a glass cabinet, paid for it, and handed the dress to the girl.

The girl took the jacket, took out the price tag, looked at it, and immediately smiled, "Although I would rather wear the one on your body, but for the sake of your sincerity, I forgive you for now." She threw it at Fu Chaosi happily. She winked, "I love you, okay?"

Hearing this word twice a day, Fu Chaosi felt that his internal organs were about to be nauseated, so he forced himself to try hard to suppress the uncomfortable reaction.

"Little brother, remember to buy a size S next time. They don't have such a big one." The girl happily put on the windbreaker, and ran to the glass next to her to take a picture, "However, M can also be worn, after all, it is a small size." I will not accept the gift my brother gave me for the first time."

When Fu Chaosi bought it, he didn't care about the size at all. When the clerk asked him, he said directly, "Whatever."

When it was time for lunch, the girl didn't give Fu Chaosi the right to choose, and led him directly to a Korean restaurant, where he ordered bibimbap and fried rice cakes.

Fu Chaosi took a sip and felt that this stuff was worse than the hamburgers he ate every day in the United States.

After lunch, the girl led him into the cinema again, desperately wanting to watch that romantic movie with an obvious ending.

After arriving at the cinema, the girl complained endlessly because Fu Chaosi didn't buy a couple seat.Then he saw the two buckets of popcorn in Fu Chaosi's hand again, and said unhappily, "Why did you buy two buckets?"

"If I eat popcorn, I still have to share a bucket with others?" Fu Chaosi said.

"When two people watch a movie together, of course it is only romantic to share a bucket of popcorn, so that they can unconsciously hold hands in the popcorn bucket." The girl was standing there, clasping her hands together and dreaming about something.

Fu Chaosili ignored him, and walked directly to the theater with popcorn and soda in his arms.

The whole movie was extremely boring, but Fu Chao wanted to sleep but didn't dare to sleep, he wanted to guard against the girl's head that might come close at any time.

When the movie played to the hero and heroine kissing passionately, Fu Chaosi felt the girl beside him pouted and came towards his face.

At that second, Fu Chaosi broke out in a cold sweat, feeling the pain of being slaughtered before all thoughts were lost.A strong desire for self-protection arose spontaneously, and he directly threw the whole bucket of popcorn and soda into the girl's face, and panicked, "Are you crazy?"

The girl looked terrified and burst into tears on the spot.

Hearing the girl's wailing and howling, the surrounding crowd looked towards them one after another.In order not to affect other people, Fu Chaosi took the girl out of the movie theater directly.

After the girl came out of the movie theater, she still didn't stop crying, Fu Chaosi just felt more bored.

"I'm sorry just now..." Fu Chaosi took out a stack of money from his pocket and handed it to her, "Sorry for getting your clothes dirty, you can go buy another one yourself. It's late today, go back early. I'm leaving first .”

Before the girl could reply, Fu Chaosi turned around and was about to leave.He knew what he was doing was ungentlemanly, and he shouldn't have left a girl alone in the mall with a drink all over her body, but he really couldn't get along with girls anymore.

"Wait, am I really that bad?" The girl stopped him, her voice still nasal, "You... are my type."

"It's not bad, it's just that I don't like it." Fu Chaosi turned his back to the girl.

you are not the type I like.

"Actually... I'm quite happy today." The girl's laughter had the sound of crying at the end, "Then I wish you... find someone you really like as soon as possible."

Fu Chaosi paused, waved to the girl with his back turned, and gradually moved away from her sight.

The next day, Ye Moxiang was casually flipping through a copy of "College Entrance Exam Full Score Composition". Zhang Shuai hurried into their class, pushed Ye Moxiang's deskmate away, and sat down next to him, excitedly saying: " Oh my god! Thinking about it day and night, big news, big news, Brother Fu’s choking pepper, I found it!"

Regarding the three words "Fu Chaosi", Ye Muxiang hadn't heard it for more than half a month.Being mentioned suddenly, it is inevitable that I will be touched in my heart.But the "Little Pepper" at the back obviously shocked him even more.

"Found it?" Ye Muxiang frowned slightly, and unconsciously rubbed the thin pages with his thumb.

"Yes, yes! Look." Zhang Shuai handed him the phone, "I saw it on the No. [-] Middle School Post Bar!"

Ye Mu wanted to glance at the title of the post by the way.

[Details of the loving daily life between the school grass and her lovely girlfriend (I'm so sour)]

In the photo, a petite girl is wearing a miniskirt and carrying a backpack.Standing in front of Fu Chaosi with a bunch of dolls in his arms, he smiled sweetly at him.

Ye Mo didn't want to read the rest of the content anymore, handed the phone back to Zhang Shuai, turned around and continued to read his "Complete Score Composition for College Entrance Examination".

"I knew that the hard work paid off, and I finally caught it. At that time, I thought, why Brother Fu didn't let us see his little pepper, is there something hidden?" Zhang Shuai shook his legs and said with joy: " Since he won't introduce me, then I'll try my best to stay. I still don't believe it, he's such a flamboyant person, as long as he's dating a girl, he will be secretly photographed, and sooner or later he will be exposed."

Zhang Shuai's heart was racing with his own words, and he didn't care whether Ye Mu thought about it or not, "Sure enough, hard work pays off, it made me squat down hahahahaha!"

Ye Mo wanted to ignore Zhang Shuai at all, and flipped through his composition papers by himself.

"However, this little pepper is really cute. No wonder Brother Fu doesn't want us to see it. This is a proper golden house. I'm afraid we will miss it!"

"It's not Chili Pepper." Ye Muxiang's knuckles holding the pages of the book turned white, but there was still no expression on his face.

"What?" Zhang Shuai turned his head to look at Ye Mo and thought, but didn't understand.

"The person in the photo is not what you call Fu Chaosi's girlfriend." Ye Moxiang closed his eyes and pinched the bridge of his nose.