The sand sculpture thought I was a robot

Duan Xiaobai woke up in the morning, squinting his eyes while sitting in the restaurant drinking water

I didn't wake up much after seeing it.

Shen Lang squeezed soy milk, slices of bread,

Put it on the table, sit opposite and start.

"Langlang, do you have milk?"

"No."

Shen Lang knew that Duan Xiaobai likes milk with bread, so he said that soy milk can only be served with fried dough sticks.

But he is not used to it.

Duan Xiaobai pouted, pinched a piece of bread and put it into his mouth: "I drank too much last night, didn't anything scandalous happen?"

"I won't drink so much next time, my head hurts so much, I don't even have any milk."

Shen Lang ignored his complaints: "Your next time is really endless, eat quickly, and leave after eating, I have to go to school later, I don't have time to talk to you."

"You don't need to accompany me, you go to your class, I will sleep at your house, and let's go out to cook hot pot at night."

Duan Xiaobai felt very relieved, squinted his eyes and looked at Shen Lang with a smile. He always knew that Shen Lang's mouth was tofu and duplicity, and he was worried about him, so he stayed with him until now.

Shen Lang is really not.

There is a gun at home, and a loudspeaker that has just sobered up.

If these two guys collide, it will be a thunderstorm, and I will be held by Duan Xiaobai for the rest of my life.

Duan Xiaobai's stomach warmed up after eating something, and he felt refreshed.

As soon as a person's mind is full, he will naturally recall what happened yesterday, and this thought makes him stand up:

"Langlang! Someone is hiding in your bedroom!"

a man!

"What nonsense are you talking about? I think you've had too much to drink and have delusions. Are you done eating? Take your things after eating, and I'll take you back."

Shen Lang spoke calmly, with a heart raised in his throat.

Duan Xiaobai, who was originally listless, suddenly sobered up because of the explosion scene in his memory.

He walked into the bedroom in a few steps. The bed was clean, with a quilt made of tofu cubes, and there was no man.

He frowned and thought for a while, no, it was definitely not a hallucination.

The man is very good-looking, the specific impression is a bit vague, but the beautiful and attractive big chest muscles are absolutely real.

There was nothing on the bed, he lay down on the ground and looked under the bed.

He went to open the closet again: "No way? Where did you hide him? No wonder you drove me away as soon as I woke up. The golden house hides the beauty, it's not authentic."

Shen Lang didn't dare to stop Duan Xiaobai with all his strength. This man is a ghost, if he is not careful, he will be found out, so he can only stand calmly at the door and watch him do useless work:

"Come on, you're still thinking about men when you drink too much. Your men are waiting for you by your bedside. My family doesn't have the one you're looking for."

"Impossible, there must be someone who looks pretty good-looking, with particularly big chest muscles."

Duan Xiaobai continued to search, from beginning to end, inside and out, and finally gave up, suddenly realized and patted his head: "Yes, how can people wait for me to find them, they have definitely left."

He began to look for differences again, trying to find traces of another person's existence from clues in the room, toiletries, slippers, hair strands on the sofa, and even went to the sock drawer above the shoe cabinet to compare whether the socks were all the same size .

Finally disappointed.

I'm afraid it's really a hallucination.

He sat on the sofa and rubbed his head, and the topic was over, and then he remembered the problem that the two of them could never reach a consensus before:

"Last time, you escaped disaster by not buying that one. To apologize for almost letting you fall into a trap, I found you an even better one. Really, it's old."

Duan Xiaobai got excited when he mentioned this matter, he regarded letting Shen Lang lose his virginity as the biggest goal of his life so far.

Mobile pages, or robots.

But a series of foreigners, white skin, yellow hair, golden eyes, black skin and white teeth are so big that they will jump out of the mosaic of the screen.

"Did you see it? A batch of foreign goods arrived. They are as big as cows and chickens. Look, this size may not be big enough, but you may not be able to bear it."

"The most important thing is, don't be afraid of electric leakage, buy it and play with it casually, and there is a magical one, come on."

Duan Xiaobai beckoned, and seeing that Shen Lang didn't go over, he stood up and moved over by himself, and with a push of both hands, the robot that was originally flat was split with a fork.

"Look, isn't it awesome? A real delicate body can play with anything, and there are more."

Duan Xiaobai pointed to the slogan of the advertisement, charging and exercising [-] times in one hour.

"See? As long as you want, you can work for three days in a row, without getting out of bed for three days, without resting for a second..."

"All right, all right, keep it for yourself, hurry up and leave, I have something to do and I don't have time to talk nonsense with you here."

The tips of Shen Lang's ears were a little red.

He covered the loose hair around his ears, covered up his guilt with impatience, and dragged the person away.

The door just locked.

The aluminum box standing on the balcony of the bedroom opened immediately, and a figure staggered out.

There are a pair of red eyes on the top of the perfect face.

Jian Chao took a deep breath and was put into a box and hid like a cargo. This kind of insult is irreconcilable!

Also, what did the two perverts say?

You can play whatever you want, you can work for three days in a row...

It's really disgusting.

How can there be such a perverted person who doesn't treat people as human beings and speaks so lightly and pervertedly.

Everything in the past few days has refreshed Jian Chao's three views.

Since ancient times, shopping malls have been like battlefields. He was invincible in the battlefield, but he was defeated by the filthy pervert.

No, he can't sit still, he has to leave.

He couldn't imagine what would happen to him when the perverts started doing things to him and got tired of it.

Jane grabbed the chair next to her and tried her best to move towards the door.

The door was still inside and couldn't be opened, so he knocked on the door with all his strength.

“Tuk tuk tuk…”

The sound is soft, but in the empty unit, it can still be clearly distinguished.

It's a pity that one of the two elevators has one household, and the other has no one all year round.

Jane calmed down.

He put away his anger and looked around again for a way to escape.

The room didn't have any communication equipment, and his weak body couldn't open the prison-like cell door. He looked out the window——

The only way is to seek help from the outside world.

He waited for the effect of the medicine to wear off and went out by himself.

Once he asks for help from the outside world, it will inevitably attract crowds of onlookers. As long as he appears, this will be a shadow that will never be erased for a lifetime.

Once the police got involved in the investigation, the fact that he was sold would be known all over the world.

The chatter is endless and unstoppable.

Even if he was still innocent at this time, but it took him ten days to be sold to such a dirty place, who would think that he was still innocent.

What's more, he looks so good-looking.

Jian Chao is entangled in the battle between heaven and man between freedom and reputation.

He could imagine that once this matter broke out, it would become the talk of others forever.

He couldn't imagine what kind of extremely bad clips would be edited, let alone the protagonist being himself.

The distress note written with all his strength, was about to be thrown out of the window, and then slumped into a book in the corner of the bookshelf.

Waking up earlier these days.

And these days, the pervert didn't feed him any medicine, the medicine in his body would be digested sooner or later.

wait a few more days.

Jian Chao drank the soy milk, and unexpectedly felt that the taste was very pure.

The bread slices are also quite appetizing.

Shen Lang continued to receive enthusiastic sales from Duan Xiaobai again, but he was no longer interested.

The ones at home haven’t been used yet, so who cares about hoarding them?

Besides, they are not as good-looking as their own.

After get off work, Shen Lang went to the mall, bought a bunch of clothes, both inside and out, and went home happily.

"Big baby~"

The familiar perverted voice came from the entrance, and Jane, who was lying on the bed, pricked up her ears, not hearing anyone else's voice, so she relaxed a little.

Then he was called back and forth until he vomited blood.

"Look at what Dad bought for you?"

Shen Lang put the clothes on the bedside as a gift, and he could piece together four or five sets, including five or six pairs of underwear alone.

Little girls have to change a lot of clothes when they buy Barbie dolls, and his big ones are of course indispensable.

I can't wear my own clothes for him, the robot is half a head taller than me, and there are a few sets of gifts in the packing box, that is...

Thinking of those sets of gifts, Shen Lang put down the clothes in his hand, went to the living room and came back with a bag.

Jian Chao felt that the effect of the medicine might be over today.

Just like now, he can open his eyes slightly. Although his vision is blurred, he can see a little shadow.

At this moment, in front of the retina, a man's hand sizzled—sizzled—tear open the packaging bag.

Something was taken out of it, it was red and red.

Jian Chao worked hard, hard, hard... Concentrating all her strength, she finally saw what the man was holding.

When he closed his eyes, his eyes went black.

It is made of bright red fabric, with a thin string around it, and an animal in front, a big statue.

The two ears are connected with strings, and the nose is super long. I didn't realize anything at first, but when the man's hand was turned over, the triangular string connected at the end and the direction of the elephant nose design directly made Jane faint.

Shen Lang was also curious when he took it out, but when he turned it over, he immediately understood.

With red ears, he looked down at the robot.

Holding it in his hand, he hesitated for a moment.

Although it is shameful and embarrassing, but such a seductive little thing is worn on such a person, although it is against the law, but...

Still quite inconsistent.

Those who violate the law want people to try it.

Shen Lang continued to unwrap the remaining gifts, black stockings, transparent T-shaped underwear and various props.

Stuff back into the bag and toss casually aside.

"Come on baby, dad will put on new clothes for you."

Shen Lang took out the newly bought home clothes, white pants and light gray soft top, clean and comfortable, it was his favorite fabric.

Jian Chao finally took a breath, and when he heard that he was going to change clothes, his hair exploded all over.

Wear that thing for yourself!

If he dares to wear that thing on himself, after a few days the effect of the medicine will wear off, he will let him wear this thing to parade in the streets!!!

No, there is also that Duan Xiaobai who tried to mess with him yesterday and didn't treat him as a human being!

Let them all wear their stuff and go to the most crowded place, Golden Rooster Independence!

Once born and twice cooked.

Shen Lang quickly changed his clothes, looked at his masterpiece with satisfaction, and took out his mobile phone.

"Crack!"

"Crack!"

Shen Lang looked at the couple's outfits in his phone that were the same style as himself but in different colors, and lay down next to the robot to take a few "bed photos".

Not to mention, my son is really photogenic.

They are prettier than dad.

After tossing around, Shen Lang felt a little tired, so he simply lay on his side on the side of the bed, resting his head on his elbows, studying the robot.

Passing by the collarbone from the beautiful face and falling on the heaving chest.

The heartbeat is strong, almost exactly like a real person.

The frequency is stronger than that of a real person. The soft fabric is pasted on the perfect muscular body, and it is even more imaginative through the clothes.

This figure really made Shen Lang greedy.

Looking at the beating chest, his eyes fell on a certain point.

Shen Lang was bored, so he stretched out his free hand to play with Doudou.

Play a few times for a while, and draw circles for a while.

Then I was surprised to find that the breathing and beating device seemed to be more energetic.