The sand sculpture thought I was a robot

On summer nights, there is some refreshing coolness in the warmth.

Rolling down the car window, Shen Lang looked out the window at the young couple who were hiding under the streetlights and kissing passionately, and then rolled up the car window again.

The cover of the night made the restraint during the day much bolder.

This is also one of the reasons why Shen Lang would rather stay at home than go out to eat dog food.

The car drove to the most expensive bar in Wuyang City. The doorman led the car into the parking space and went directly to the VIP room on the top floor.

Duan Xiaobai's family background is among the richest in this city, and all the people who came to the birthday party were children of wealthy families.

But most of them are dandy youths who only know how to eat, drink and have fun, which is also the source of Shen Lang's reluctance to gather together.

He is a special case among this group of people, he has no family background, no background, he stands out in the ordinary sense, and changes his destiny entirely by knowledge.

When you open the private room, there is only one big activity party on the top floor, how big it is.

There were so many people and noisy lights, but it didn't prevent Duan Xiaobai from seeing Shen Lang at a glance.

He rushed out from the crowd and raised his arms and shouted: "Langlang, you are here, I want to die!"

Shen Lang put his head on the person one meter away when he pounced on him in time.

Duan Xiaobai's face was flushed, his eyes were foggy, and it seemed that he had drunk too much.

Because of Shen Lang's appearance, the lively atmosphere paused for a few seconds, and then reached another climax.

Lin Zile, the rich second generation with a big logo all over his body, was the first to run over, stopped when Shen Lang raised his head, curled his mouth, eyes full of disdain:

"Hehe, Professor Shen Da's support, I really feel very radiant."

Shen Lang glanced at him, and brought Duan Xiaobai, who was still trying to pounce on him, onto the sofa.

"Hug, Langlang, please let me hug you, don't beat me on the head with your hands? You really don't love me anymore."

Duan Xiaobai straightened his arms and threw his arms hard, the difference in height would be in vain, no matter how hard he tried he would not be able to reach anyone.

Seeing that Shen Lang ignored him, Lin Zile didn't care, he got used to it, and continued to be eccentric: "I've always wondered how Duan Xiaobai has a friend like you, oh, no, how can the knowledgeable Professor Shen Duan Xiaobai is a friend, it's really interesting to look at it this way."

The music had already stopped, and some of the second-generation ancestors who didn't dare to arrange Shen Lang when Duan Xiaobai was sober and didn't like him, all came over.

They looked down on Shen Lang, just like Shen Lang looked down on them.

Between money and knowledge, the positive and negative poles do not have to be mutually exclusive, but they just can't tolerate it.

Most of the reason may be that Shen Lang is always tall and upright, and his seriousness makes people look innocent.

Contrary to them, and unwilling to join this group.

Shen Lang helplessly let Duan Xiaobai lean on his shoulder like an octopus. Hearing this, he raised his head and looked at the row of young people standing in front: "I'm also curious. You who are regarded as friends by Duan Xiaobai want to take advantage of his drunkenness. Tell me something interesting."

Shen Lang sat upright, even if Duan Xiaobai rubbed him back and forth like a dog in his arms, Ling Ran still had an aura of uprightness.

It seems that when one stands on the podium, the thousand people below will be silent.

He wears glasses frames, especially giving people a sense of distance.

The surrounding sounds are slightly less.

They can't afford to offend Duan Xiaobai's family background, they can play together because everyone is rich and Duan Xiaobai is generous, and there are some interests involved between the families.

They will not offend Duan Xiaobai for a person with almost no family background.

Although Shen Lang has heard a lot of scandals about them in private.

He said that he wanted Duan Xiaobai's money, but he didn't like Duan Xiaobai, so he hung up.

It is said that Duan Xiaobai's father arranged for him to be admitted to the Fifth Academy. Duan Xiaobai lived among flowers and has no fixed boyfriend so far because of Shen Lang.

It's no secret that Duan Xiaobai likes men, and there are many boys with the same sexual interests.

In addition to those like Lin Zile who looked down on him, there were also all the little O's who looked at him from behind with cats.

Duan Xiaobai is generous and a scumbag, and has many friends among his friends.

Everyone put peach blossoms on their eyes and saw Shen Lang at this moment like a moth jumping towards the fire, if Duan Xiaobai was not lying in his arms at the moment, he would have rushed over a long time ago.

A younger boy with red lips and white teeth boldly approached: "Brother, you are the Brother Xiaolang that Brother Xiaobai often calls."

Shen Lang frowned slightly, he was named because when his parents were out at sea, a big wave suddenly rushed over and shook the boat, which frightened his mother and gave birth to him early.

I just gave him this name, there is no way, but this kid's own name is similar to someone's "small" at the beginning of the word, why does it sound so awkward?

"Brother Xiaolang, my name is Duan Baobao. I'm Brother Xiaobai's cousin. You can call me Xiaobao, or baby."

The boy is pink and good-looking, and when he talks, he can still see the wandering eyes of some men.

Shen Lang knew that he wanted to hook him up.

He glanced at the boy who might be underage: "High school?"

Duan Baobao nodded immediately when he heard it, and moved closer, his brows and eyes became more well-behaved, and his eyes were slightly rounded, looking innocent and pitiful.

This is his unique skill, and most men can't stand it.

Shen Lang had heard Duan Xiaobai say it countless times, but he didn't take it seriously. It was the first time I met him today, and he turned out to be a famous professor in various schools for his good looks!

Imagining being pinned down by Professor Shen, Duan Baobao became excited for a while, and even more diligently revealed his youthful and delicious charm with his brows and eyes full of spring.

He even suspected that Duan Xiaobai would not sell himself with such a stunner by his side, messing around, trying to figure something out.

He doesn't know how to cherish, he can.

Then he added: "I'm already in my third year of high school."

adult.

Shen Lang: "The speed of the shared motorcycle is [-] kilometers per hour, and the east wind with a speed of [-] per hour is driving north. In which direction is the smoke from the motorcycle blown?"

Duan Baobao had already looked at Shen Lang's face and made up a big movie in his brain, when he heard this kind of question suddenly, he didn't react for a while.

Shen Lang's gaze was steady, and when he looked at him with questions, he looked like a strict private tutor and head teacher hired by his family. Duan Baobao unconsciously put away his provocative skills, and just sat down to think about the exit: "East?"

Lin Zile, who had just stopped for a while, burst into laughter: "Sure enough, the professor's brain circuit is different. He can't know how to calculate exercise formulas in bed. No wonder Duan Xiaobai only makes friends with you, which is boring."

"Of course the oily smoke from the east wind blows to the west."

"South."

"north."

The other two buddies added that they have said it all over the place.

Seeing that Duan Xiaobai didn't intend to sober up, Shen Lang didn't have to deal with his cronies here.

He got up and pulled the man off his body, and took him out with him.

"Teacher..." Duan Baobao just opened his mouth, and immediately changed his words: "Brother Xiaolang, am I right?"

Shen Lang didn't speak, but Duan Xiaobai, who had been drinking too much, suddenly opened his eyes and howled out: "A group of idiots, there is no oily smoke on motorcycles, Langlang, let's go, my IQ will be polluted by idiots!"

Every year on Duan Xiaobai's birthday, he would get very drunk.

Mainly because he doesn't drink very much.

Originally, he wanted to drive him home, but Duan Xiaobai refused to get out of the car, so he wanted to go back with him.

Seeing that he is a birthday star, both of them are also the first to know each other's secret revolutionary friendship - they like boys, and they are both O.

Shen Lang also took him home.

Jian Chao is working hard to break through this physical barrier, trying to save his soul.

Hearing the door open, there was another burst of nervousness.

The sound outside was a bit chaotic, not as quiet as usual, and there were some humming sounds, as if he had drunk too much.

This realization made Jane tighten her grip on the chrysanthemum, and opened her eyes and hands and feet vigorously. Nima didn't know what medicine she had used to turn people into conscious vegetative states.

Really scary!

If he hadn't experienced it personally, he wouldn't have imagined that he could be so perverted to such a degree if he was killed!

A muffled voice came from the living room after drinking too much: "Langlang, hurry up and wash Baibai, I want to sleep with you in my arms."

Shen Lang went to the locker room and took a set of home clothes for Duan Xiaobai to change into.

After tossing for a long time, he changed his clothes that smelled of alcohol.

It's really unlucky these days, I've become a clothes changer.

When I took the clothes to the bathroom, I thought about changing clothes, and suddenly woke up that there was a "person" in the bedroom

!

Lightning rushed out, but it was still a step too late.

Duan Xiaobai lay on the bed and looked at the strange and good-looking man, his drunken eyes were full of covetousness: "What a fresh man, Langlang, you don't love me anymore, so you have a new love."

He reached out to grab the quilt, but was stopped by Shen Lang: "Shut up, go to the guest room."

"I don't want it, I don't want it, I want to wash it off and be hugged by me to sleep."

Duan Xiaobai's macho act like a baby also has his own flair: "Langlang, how can you abandon me and sleep with another man?"

"Dog man, let me see how you are better than me."

As Duan Xiaobai said, he wanted to start again.

Jian Chao was already confused by the smell of alcohol.

Smoked to the point of nausea.

Realizing that the new pervert was about to reach out, his heartbeat couldn't be calmed down.

frightened.

Shen Lang took a step forward to keep people away from the robot, he didn't touch the ones he bought, how could Duan Xiaobai touch them first.

Duan Xiaobai immediately felt aggrieved when he saw it: "Langlang, I saw his chest muscles. They are really big. I like them very much. Is he asleep? Can you wake me up? I recently had There are several prospective boyfriends, each with unique skills, I will exchange five for one, and lend me this one for a day, okay?"

Shen Lang threw the person to the ground: "Duan Xiaobai, if you talk nonsense again, I will throw you out immediately."

Pulled the person to the guest room, filled a large bottle of water, and then threw it on the bed: "Don't get into the drama too deeply, so that you can spoil yourself so that the person you want to take revenge on won't be able to take revenge, put yourself in it."

Duan Xiaobai was very quiet.

I don't know if I fell asleep, or if I heard his words and stopped talking.

In the outer section, the reputation of the little white scumbag is earth-shattering.

Rich, capricious, you love me.

Only Shen Lang knows that Duan Xiaobai, who has played to the hilarity, can keep the bottom line.

Otherwise, even if there was a great friendship in the past, it would not be as good as it is now.

When Duan Xiaobai finally fell asleep, he took a shower and returned to the bedroom.

The robot pulled up the quilt for himself, sighed, and fell asleep.

Jane had already thought of everything she dared not think of.

A drunk and wretched strange man suddenly came and lived next door, surrounded by the smell of alcohol.

This makes the light cedar smell on my body when I come back and lie on my side, which is surprisingly pleasant.

Pooh!

It smells so good!

Who smells better between shit and shit, I might be crazy!

A nest of snakes and rats is not a good product.

It may be that this person hasn't done anything yet, and he won't let his accomplices come. Once he starts to do something, I'm afraid I don't even dare to think about what will happen to me.

Jian Chao suffered from insomnia all night in Shen Lang's sleep like a pig.