Disciples are good, dolls are bad

Nervously holding some "suspicious books" in his arms, he trotted along the side of the road.

"Hey, I secretly came out to buy magazines without telling my wife... That woman actually threw away all my treasures, I must hide them well this time, hey..."

"Huh? What's that?" Looking up, he suddenly saw a small figure walking "lonely" in the heavy rain, so pitiful. (What loneliness, she was taking a leisurely walk! After all, who walks in the rain like an idiot!)

Nanjiro rubbed his eyes vigorously, and looked carefully again. It was indeed a person, and it seemed to be a "cute" girl!

Nanjiro's eyes flashed, and he hurriedly ran over lustfully.Suddenly, the steel coins in his arms fell to the ground a few times with "gulu". After rolling a few times on the ground, he was stepped on by the person in front of him. Nanjiro stretched out his hand to pick it up.

"...Hey, uncle, why are you prying the soles of my shoes?"

"What?" Looking up, a cute-looking girl was looking down at him with her booger in one hand.

As the saying goes, "the night when the moon is dark and the wind is high", just as I was wandering in the heavy rain and looking around to see if I could be the "first suspect" at the scene of the case, I caught a glimpse of a suspicious old man Holding something in her arms with both hands, she came running towards this side with her back slightly hunched (Author Flower Arrangement: Hey, the first thing you do when you see a murderer is to save someone or call the police, right? The doll buttoned her booger: Trouble. The author fell to the ground in response: Wow! You are really ruthless!).Unexpectedly, when the old man ran halfway, the few coins in his arms rolled to my feet, and I just stepped on them.

He looked down, then looked up at the old man.Hmph, you're unlucky to meet me, Miss Ben accepted these coins unceremoniously.

"Hey, uncle, why are you prying the soles of my shoes?"

"What?" Minami Jiro raised his head, the corners of his mouth twitched obviously, and then immediately restored his lustful smile.

The rain gradually stopped, and the two stood in the middle of the dark road.

"Hehe, little sister, I'm not prying the soles of your shoes, uncle, I want to get my money back."

"What? You mean Miss Ben stole your money? Go ahead and cut my belly, old man."

"..." What, what are you doing?Why is this cute girl so scary?help……

"Uh, little sister, I don't mean that, I mean...you stepped on my money, uncle, can you lift your foot?"

"Who said it was your money? Miss Ben picked it up. Since the money is now on the sole of Miss Ben's shoe, it belongs to me."

"Little friend, didn't the teacher teach you to 'get money without regret'?"

"Taught it, but I didn't hear it, so this is mine." I moved my foot, squatted down and picked up the coin.

"Wait, wait a minute, uncle, I'm a poor man, I want to save this for my next baby purchase..."

"Whoever picks it up will own it. In this world, the weak prey on the strong. Let the weak die, perverted old man."

"..." Hey, what kind of girl is this... so scary...

I picked up the coin, looked at it against the moonlight, and suddenly realized something was wrong, so I raised my eyes and glanced at the old man.

"Hey, old man, where are you from?"

"Huh? Oh, no, I'm not even Japanese." Nanjiro said in a strange tone.

"Damn, you're a shemale? If you speak in that tone again, believe it or not, I'll slap you to death?"

"Japanese, Japanese!" It seemed that he was quite frightened.

"Japan?" I squinted my eyes, and looked at the coins again, shit, international obstacles.

"Damn, old man, what kind of Japanese currency do you use in China? You have to exchange it, don't you know that Miss Ben hates troublesome things the most? Bring some national currency." (Hey, how did this develop into robbery! )

"China? This is Japan."

"What? Are you still playing with me? Do you really want me to send you to heaven?"

"No, no! This is really my hometown, uncle!"

"..." I squinted my eyes, this is Japan?Then how did I come to Japan?It's just that it's struck by lightning, so the power doesn't have to be that exaggerated.

Then he raised his head and scanned his entire body: he was wearing a monk's uniform inside the transparent raincoat, wearing wooden clogs on his feet, holding suspicious books and periodicals in his arms, and he had a bewildered expression on his face. Sure enough, it looks familiar.

"Hey, uncle, what's your name?"

"Oh, uncle, my name is Echizen Minamijiro."

"..." Damn, shouldn't it be true time travel?By the way, how can I understand Japanese?How could he understand me? (The author continues to arrange flowers: the original text is set like this~)

I frowned and threw back the coin in my hand to him.

"Take your money and go away, don't let Miss Ben see you again."

"Oh, little sister, have you lost your way?" Nanjiro was slightly taken aback, and then leaned over to ask in a bewildered way.

"Uncle, what do you want?" I buttoned my booger and glanced at him. Could it be that the plot of the game I've been dreaming of is finally about to appear?

"If you get lost, go home with Uncle, Uncle is a good man."

"Ah?" It really appeared!

"Uncle, I have a son, he is about your age, maybe you can chat well."

"……"son?Do you mean Echizen Ryoma?That brat? (Author Flower Arrangement: By the way, you are also a stinky fart. Doll: Fly with one palm)

"How is it? Little sister? You can stay at Uncle's house temporarily, and Uncle, I can help you find your parents by the way!" The smiling face, no matter how you look at it, is a perverted old man who abducts children.

"..." I glanced at him calmly, "Okay, sounds good."

"Then let's go! Uncle's house is very close." Nanjiro put his hand on her shoulder when the person in front of him suddenly screamed.

"Yeah~Uncle BT~Yahba Dad (don't)~Help~HelpsMe~(Author Flower Arrangement: Is it HelpMe? The doll glanced at her contemptuously: I am Chinese, I love to learn Mandarin, but I failed in English, Proof that I am patriotic. Not like you, traitor. Go to hell, traitor. The author burst into tears: woo~)" I hugged my chest and huddled my body, screaming hard, and Nanjiro was so frightened that his soul came out of his body.

"What, what are you doing! Uncle, I didn't do anything!"

I stopped, squeezed my booger and glanced at him: "It's nothing, I just have this opportunity, so I want to experience the plot of the beautiful girl game."

"Wow!" Nanjiro fell to the ground with a bang.

prince3.Welcome to Prince's House

Nanjiro sneaked up to the door in the dark, and tiptoedly took out the key to open the door.I stood behind him, holding my nose and impatiently watching his sneaky movements, it was really annoying.

"Damn, are you a thief? Are you entering your own house or stealing someone else's house?"

"Hush~ Keep your voice down, I sneaked out without telling my wife, they are already asleep, if you wake them up..."

Too lazy to listen to his ramblings, I kicked the door open and walked in with my booger holding my nose and kicking "Bang!"

"Anybody Home?" (Author Flower Arrangement: How do you speak this sentence in English so fluently? Doll button nose excrement: This sentence is known to everyone on earth, you guys who have no common sense go back to Mars for seppuku, bastard. The author cried Then he ran to his mother: Woo~ Mom~ The mother knocked on her daughter's head: I told you not to mess with her, but you didn't listen, what a disobedient child!)

"Hey~ what are you doing!" Nanjiro behind him looked terrified.

"There is a thief?!" After a while, there was a scream from inside the house.

"Ryoma, bring the stick!"

"Oh."

"Nanako, call the police!"

"Ah good!"

The lights in the house were turned on, Ryoma was holding a stick, and his mother Rinko was standing there with a vigilant expression while holding the pot in her hand, and Nanako behind her was about to make a call.

"Old, wife, it's me!" Nanjiro shouted anxiously, startled.

"Nanjiro?"

"Dad?"

"uncle?"

The three of them were stunned for a moment, and after seeing clearly that it was him, they breathed a sigh of relief and put down their weapons.

"Dad, what are you doing in the middle of the night?"

"Damn old man! Sneak out again at night to fool around!"

"No, nothing like that! My wife, don't be angry! Ah, by the way, I brought a lost child back!"

"child?"

The three looked around Nanjiro suspiciously, but there was no one there.

"You are still making excuses! Where are the children here!"

"Huh? Strange, strange, how is it possible? She is a cute girl, she was here just now, why..."

"Girl? Where did the girl come from? You really are fooling around again!"

"Say no! She's really a girl about Ryoma's age!"

"I did hear a girl's voice just now." Ryoma said.

"Smells like a baby." Nanako sniffed, turned her head and smelled her surroundings, looking for the source of the fragrance. (Dog nose?)

"Baby? You brought the baby home? Do you know that this is child trafficking?"

"That's not true! I said it was a girl about the same age as Ryoma! It's strange, why did she disappear after a while? Could it be...a ghost..."

"Damn you, I'm here." A voice suddenly came from the kitchen, and the four of them were startled. They turned around and saw a dripping "female ghost" lying there struggling to cook rice.

"What are you doing here?" When did she "float" here?Is it a ghost?

"Didn't you see? I'm hungry." The old man's eyes were pretending