Disciples are good, dolls are bad

.On the one hand, it is because the mobile phone is very expensive (it costs money), on the other hand, it is because I feel that people will soon know my whereabouts and whereabouts with my mobile phone. There is no sense of mystery, and it is not fun at all (according to her I said it myself), and I really hate the harsh ringtone of the mobile phone (the author Huahua: By the way, you can adjust it to vibrate or silent. Doll: Don’t you have to pay the phone bill? If you have the ability, you can pay it for me? Go cut seppuku, bastard. The author covered his face and ran away: Woo~Mom~).

Like ordinary children, he also likes snow, unexpectedly believes that there is Santa Claus in the world, and when Christmas comes, the house will be filled with red socks.

A more realistic dream is to have a pair of plump breasts, and a more "big" dream is to be a queen (so she calls herself the "Queen of Qingxue").

Favorite thing to do: Sleep until you wake up naturally, count money until your hands cramp

Principle of life: Never do anything that is not good for you

Life motto: If you have money but don’t make money, you are too stupid to look at it

Mantra: harakiri

Therefore, people do many evils, have strong killing and destructive power, and have harmed the world for generations, causing countless innocent people to die. They have been listed as a first-class dangerous person in the universe.Now it is decided to immediately banish her to a different dimension world, find anyone who can suppress her, and throw her to him if any fool is unlucky (really irresponsible), and she will never be able to return to the real world! ! ! "

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"Kacha Kacha Kacha!" The shutter was pushed forward quickly, and such a picture was clearly reflected in the camera window: under the moonlight in the dark night, a cute girl with burgundy hair was lying on the ground in the posture of "dog chewing shit". In this way, the precious first kiss was dedicated to the dear mother Dadi free of charge.

Question: Why am I falling down here now?

Answer: It's all because of that smelly old man!In fact... I was struck by lightning and came here, and it was when I was practicing martial arts cheats.

Everything started from two days ago...

The weather was fine and the sun was shining brightly. With a lollipop in my mouth, one hand in my trouser pocket, and the other hand picking my nose, I wandered idly on the way home, observing where there were opportunities to make money.

"Little sister, please stay!"

"What are you doing?" Turning around with his nose in his hands, he saw an old beggar squatting on the side of the road.

"Wow, it's amazing! My child, I am surprised to see your bones. You are a unique martial arts genius. From now on, I will entrust you with the task of police the evil, punish the rape, and maintain world peace! I have a book that has been lost for a long time. My martial arts secret book, and a ring with magic power, which are priceless treasures, genuine goods at a fair price, no deception, no fake, I think it is destined for you, so I will sell it to you for ten yuan!"

"What? Miss Ben's house is full of toilet paper, get out of here, don't hinder my grandma's plan to make a fortune."

"Little sister, this is not straw paper, but a martial arts secret book!"

"What? Martial arts cheats? You're kidding me, old man, believe it or not, I'll kill you with a single knife."

"No, no, it's really a secret book of martial arts! You see, there are detailed introductions of various martial arts on it, and you can learn from it!"

"..." I reached out and pinched my booger, "What good will learning martial arts do me?"

"Practicing martial arts can strengthen your body, maintain physical and mental health, maintain world peace, and can also promote your developmental ability."

"Development?" I glanced down at the flat chest, "...that's not bad, how much is it?"

"Ten dollars."

"Fuck, a few pieces of torn paper cost ten yuan? Are you cheating on me? Go ahead and cut my belly, bastard."

"Then, the five yuan is fine."

"..." I squinted my eyes, turned around and wanted to leave, but the old man behind me hurriedly stopped me.

"Ah, wait, wait a minute! Then I'll give you another discount, and I'll sell it to you for three yuan and fifty cents."

"It's too expensive, let's make it cheaper."

"Damn! How expensive is three yuan and fifty cents? Why don't you just grab it!"

"That's right, I'm just robbing. Show me your cheat book, or I'll kick you away." I squeezed my booger and stretched out my hand towards him.

"Wow! You came out to rob at such a young age, be careful and I will sue you!"

"Tch, I don't care if you like to sell it or not."

"Little sister, you have to be kind, don't you know?"

"Hmph, how much can Houdao sell for? I don't want to buy it yet." After speaking, he turned around and was about to leave.

"Okay, okay, I really convinced you, I'll sell it to you for three dollars!"

"Two pieces."

"Two dollars and fifty cents!"

"piece."

"One fifty cents! This is the lowest price!"

"Deal." (Author Flower Arrangement: I really admire your bargaining skills. Doll: It's easy to say, it was exercised when buying vegetables in the vegetable market.)

"Woo~ It's a big loss this time. I'm so good at doing business at such a young age. Will I be able to pay off when I grow up? Woo~"

"Hearing what you said, I think I might as well develop into the business world, maybe I can make a lot of money."

"Woo~ I have a business mind at such a young age, I think I'm really useless, I just die! Woo~"

"Uncle, don't cry. But your life is indeed a failure, I think it's useless for you to live, die early and reincarnate early, don't worry, I will ask the mage to save you."

"What? You really want me to kill myself?"

"Speaking of which, hiring a mage will cost you money. You're going to die anyway, so it's useless to keep the money, so just return it to me. I'll ask him to save you when the time comes, so go with peace of mind. .Walk slowly, don’t see him off.” I squatted down, stretched out my hand and patted his shoulder sympathetically.

"Wow! What is the reason for this world! My God!!! I hit!"

"Bang!" With a sound, the old beggar smashed his head against a brick wall and committed suicide on the spot. (Hey, I took another human life on my back, and the crime is even worse.)

"Oh, I really can't think about it. It's just another poor thing rushing to reincarnate. It's so sad." (Dare to say it! You didn't provoke it!)

Picking up the secret book and the silver ring on the ground, he got up and was about to leave, when he suddenly remembered something, he squatted down and took out a few coins from his pocket.

"Hey, I made it this time." (Are you still human! You dare to snatch the money of the dead! You want to destroy the corpse after killing someone!)

"I'm smiling smugly~ I'm smiling smugly~ Smile to see that Hongchen's heart is not old~" I waved my sleeves, and left without taking any blood stains.

When I got home, I took out the cheats and practiced them idly. The first day was normal, and nothing strange happened.But the next day, it suddenly started raining during practice, so I just pointed my finger to the sky and said, "Damn! Miss Ben is practicing hard, what the hell! It doesn't rain sooner or later, but at this time , I didn’t see that my wife is busy!”

There was a "bang", and I was struck by lightning and came here.In the final analysis, it is still the fault of that stinking old man, who told him to sell me some martial arts cheats (whispered excuse: This cannot be regarded as he sold it, but you robbed it, it is not his fault at all, it is your own retribution... ...Wolf: Go seppuku~).It would be cheaper for him to die, or else he would be tied to his body with live wires and thrown into the rain, and let him taste the feeling of being struck by lightning.If I can't kill him again, I will kill him myself. I don't believe that I can't kill him! (Everyone runs away: Mom~)

prince2．Uncle Useless VS Devil Doll

After about half an hour...

"..." I kept lying on the ground in the "dog chewing shit" position and fell asleep for a while. When I woke up, no one came to help me up or even asked me a question.Damn, it's really a ruthless world, the world is so cold.Forget it, the world is meant to be self-sufficient.

"Bah! Bah, bah, bah..." I got up, spit out the dirt and weeds in my mouth, patted the dust on my body, and carefully looked at the soiled windbreaker.

"...Damn, I spent a lot of money to buy this windbreaker, it's very expensive."

Turning his head and looking around, there was no one on the deserted street, and the rustling wind echoed in the dark street.

"Let me see, where is there a free taxi... (There are no free taxis in the world)" Just as I looked around, I suddenly felt water dripping down my face, and I looked up.

"Wow, it's raining again? You don't want to slap me again, do you?"

"Boom..." The rain poured down in an instant, and I stood in the heavy rain with a lollipop in my mouth (I had a lot in my pocket), and soon became a "drowned chicken".It's really "a house leak happens to rain all night", misfortunes never come singly, and I don't know where this is.By the way, a map and a compass!

I put my hand in my pocket...huh?No... trouser pockets... and no...

I suddenly remembered...too bad...because I didn't plan to go out today, so...I didn't put the clothes in today's coat after washing yesterday, but on...the bedside of the bedroom...I didn't bring the money...

...If only I had a mobile phone... My heart has never been so longing for a mobile phone... (Who told you to be reluctant to worship money! Take it upon yourself!)

"...Ah, Ah Choo!" It seems that standing here is freezing to death, penniless, and hungry... Do I really want to sleep on the street?At this moment, such a tragic picture appeared in my mind: "This morning, a weak girl was found tragically dead on the street in a certain city. After inspection, she was starved to death... Such tragedies are still happening..."

"... Forget it, it's rare to have such a 'broad' road, let's go for a walk."

I reached out and buttoned my booger, wrapped my coat, and walked into the heavy rain.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the street.Echizen Minamijiro is wearing a raincoat