Moe Cosmic Soup [Interstellar]

The imperial city of Minestra is located on a plain, surrounded by snow-capped mountains.

The transition zone between the mountains and the plains is a moraine plateau.Passing through here, the bright ice peak rises from the ground.

To conclude a magic contract with the emperor, it is necessary to use a white lotus as an introduction, symbolizing the pure and kind hearts of both parties to the contract.

This flower grows in the snow-capped mountains.In the past, when the people of Mengtang Country were not cursed, there was a special person responsible for collecting them every year.

The spaceship sent the emperor and his wife close to the top of the mountain, from which they trek to the peak on foot to show their piety.

From the beginning of the departure, Brodeau was always sullen and showed no enthusiasm.Whenever he had the opportunity, he wanted to persuade Su Fang to give up the contract.

After walking through the snow for a while, the icy trail became steeper and steeper.

"Ah! (≥△≤)/" Brodo pretended to slip and fell to the ground.

"Are you okay?" Su Fang hurriedly leaned over to inquire.

Brodo took the opportunity to hold him back: "The road here is so difficult, let's go back. If we go back now, there's still time for afternoon tea~"

"We'll be there soon." Su Fang looked back, the top of the cliff was more than ten steps away, and he could already see a white lotus shining like a crystal.

Brodo slowly patted the non-existing dust on his clothes, and suddenly said, "Honey, let's not go up there."

"why?"

"Because...because..." Brodo tried his best to find an excuse, "Because I'm so good!"

He has browsed a lot of Earth's websites recently, and accidentally blurted out the language of Earth's internet.

Su Fang: "...It doesn't matter, you will be round after you turn into a bud."

"Oh."

After walking a few steps with his head down, Brodo suddenly stopped and asked, "Husband, there is one thing that I am very puzzled about. Why do people on Earth often say, 'Mu Fang, hold me tight'?"

"They said 'Mo Fang, hold me tight'. Also, don't tell such cold jokes in such a cold place, it's useless."

"Oh."

Unable to think of any more delaying tactics, Brodeau was dejected.

Climbing to the top, the white lotus is within reach.

Brodo stopped, and said quietly: "Husband, let me tell you a horror story. 1000 years ago, Queen Jack Su also came here and picked a white lotus. Then, there is no more ...He disappeared from this world not long after he signed the sacred contract with Emperor Vegetable Soup."

He eagerly held Su Fang's hand: "Let's go back, shall we? I'm not afraid of you becoming bad." The only thing I'm afraid of is that you will disappear one day.

Su Fang was angry and funny.It turned out that this guy was so awkward because he was worried about this.

"Don't worry. You said that you are not Vegetable Soup. I am not Jack Sue. No matter what happened to them, it will not happen to you and me."

Brodo was silent for a long time, sighing softly.

Su Fang knelt down on one knee and picked the crystal flower in his hand.

The ceremony for signing the contract took place at the palace.

In addition to the royal staff, twelve notaries were present, sitting in the audience like a jury.

"They are all the most famous scholars and wise men in the empire, and they are well-informed. When the royal family has major events, they will be invited." Brodo introduced.

"They are all young." Su Fang looked at the twelve handsome men through a light screen.

"Young?" Brodo narrowed his eyes amusedly, "Their average age is about two hundred years old."

The physical appearance of Tang people is fixed when they become adults, and they will not age with the passage of time.Whether a person is 20 or [-] years old, the physical appearance looks the same.

Su Fang knew about this, but he couldn't help being amazed when he actually saw these people.

"Speaking of... how old are you?" he asked Brodo.

Brodo's appearance looks at most like that of a human in his early 20s, and no one would doubt him, Su Fang never asked him his exact age.

Could it be that I accidentally found a century-old evildoer?

Brodo put his palm on his shoulder, his expression solemn: "Guess."

"...I don't want to guess." Maybe some things are better not to know.

The white lotus is placed in a crystal box, soaked in fragrance, and absorbs the light of the sun, the moon, and the essence of rain, dew, and frost.Then add shallots, garlic and pepper flakes and throw into the pot to simmer the soup.

Su Fang struggled to hold back his cough and asked, "Why do you have to put so much onion and garlic?" The smell in the air was really inexplicably sad.

Brodo was also choked to tears, covering his mouth and nose and trying to explain: "Onion and garlic are spicy things. 'Xin' and 'Xin' are homophones in Mengmeng Tang, which means to ward off evil spirits and welcome the new. China also has this According to the custom, "Compendium of Materia Medica · Caibu" records: Wuxin vegetables are New Year's Day and Lichun. They are eaten with green onions, garlic, leeks, Artemisia Polygonum, and mustard. Disk...Ah Choo!!"

Onion and garlic are nothing at all.When the high priest saw a bag of suspicious items that smelled like fertilizer poured into the soup pot, Su Fang began to seriously consider whether he should threaten Broduo with his own palace to refuse to drink.

Fortunately, this soup is not for drinking.In other words, it is not for people to drink.After the blessing, the high priest will consecrate it to the earth.

The high priest in white clothes came to Su Fang and bowed to him: "Your Majesty, please raise the middle finger of your left hand to me, just like this. (＾＾) Convex"

Su Fang embarrassingly complied.The High Priest made a symbolic stroke of an obsidian blade on his fingertips, and dropped the blade into the cauldron.

Brodo explained softly: "This is called 'taking heart blood'. Our ancestors believed that the blood of the heart directly connects with the middle finger of the left hand. In ancient times, it was really necessary to cut the finger to drip blood, but now it has become a symbolic gone."

The high priest raised the pot over his head and said the ancient prayers.This is purely ceremonial, and the process of casting the spell itself need not be so complicated.But Su Fang's identity is the empress, and the signing of the contract between him and the emperor is a royal ceremony, so it needs to be more grand.

The language of Mengtang Kingdom is very rhythmic, the high priest seems to be singing, with the rhythm of light and heavy tones interlaced, like poetry and music.The glutinous rice balls around were also infected, and they all swayed their bodies and echoed in unison with intoxicated faces.

Su Fang couldn't understand the prayer, but he could see the devout look on everyone's face.Brodo also looked up to the sun, with a holy soft light in his eyes.

This feeling of sacredness lasted for quite a while, until Su Fang saw the Chinese prayer translated by Guangnao for him:

"Frog, four legs!

The sea is full of water!

Carrot, beautiful in heart!

Queen, no mouth! "

...Suddenly I don't want to say anything.

At the end of the prayer, Su Fang pointed to the light screen and whispered to Brodot: "...I don't have a mouth?"

"Ok!"

"Then what bit you last night?"

"This is Bixing's method. The first three sentences are the facts, and the last sentence is everyone's best wishes for you." Brodo explained with a smile, "No mouth is a common saying in our country, which means that you will not reveal it to the outside world. The secret of Mengtang Country is that it will not do anything that is not good for Mengtang Country."

……All right.

After the prayer was finished, the high priest slowly tilted the soup pot and poured the soup on the ground.The originally sad smell of onion, garlic and chemical fertilizers turned into a rich fragrance when it was absorbed by the soil.

"Ah! The Father of the Earth has accepted our offering! (＾＾)/" The high priest turned to Su Fang with a joyful face, "Your Majesty, please come here." He gestured to a jade platform.

The jade platform is covered with flowers of five colors, and pearly butterflies are flying around.Su Fang lay on his back, the high priest bent slightly, and put a golden rose across his lips.

"Please keep your body and mind relaxed, and gently hold this golden rose. It has been soaked in a special balm, which has a hypnotic effect and will make you fall asleep quickly, and then His Majesty can cast spells on you."

Su Fang nodded.

The high priest danced around him:

"Ah! Holy Queen! (/＾＾)/~You voluntarily signed this sacred contract with us!~(＾＾)"

Su Fang listened quietly, only to feel that the voice became more and more ethereal, gradually fragmented:

"...If you...betray...you will forget...the Mengmengtang Empire...everything..."

Everything……

everything……

He slowly closed his eyes and sank into the deep sea of ​​consciousness.

The high priest turned around and bowed deeply to Brodo:

"Your Majesty, the queen has fallen asleep, and you can cast spells."

Brodo climbed onto the high platform, looked around, and said in a calm voice, "Everyone, as you can see, the queen voluntarily entered into a contract with me."

He briefly recounted the method Su Fang had agreed with him.

During Su Fang's stay in Mengtang Country, the system followed him all the way to evaluate his overall performance, including the inner expression in the cute state.

Whenever he does bad things or has bad thoughts, the system will increase his "evil index" as appropriate.When the evil index exceeds the threshold, the punishment rune will be triggered.

Su Fang also specifically put forward an additional request: through hypnosis, to make him forget about making a contract with Brodot.

Because he hopes that he can be good in the situation where he thinks he is free, not just because he doesn't want to be punished and doesn't do evil.

"It is the Queen's own will that in that case the 'Runes of Punishment' will erase all his memory of the Empire. He will be sent back to Earth, never to return to this world."

Brodo paused for a moment, his eyes were indifferent, and he looked around at the twelve notaries seated.

"You twelve are the most prestigious and upright wise men in the empire. I want to make a small modification to the queen's wishes under the witness of you. Of course, the queen will not know the modification I made. Because I just happened to be in a menstrual cycle that won't germinate recently, the queen didn't notice my thoughts."

He spoke of his plan.

When the twelve wise men heard the words, they looked at each other and chattered.

Not long after, the top scholar stood up and saluted: "Your Majesty, we accept your proposal. If there is such a day... we will make a decision."

Brodo nodded silently, stretched out his right hand, and the light of snow-blue magic force emerged from his palm.

The fingertips gently slid across Su Fang's forehead, drawing an eye-catching rune mark.The brilliance gradually dimmed, and finally disappeared under the skin, leaving no trace at all.He removed the golden rose on Su Fang's lips, leaned over and kissed.

"The ceremony is over, and the contract has come into force." The high priest announced.hair