Moe Cosmic Soup [Interstellar]

At night, after coming out of the primordial soup, Brodo curled up under the quilt, secretly wagging his fingers, and thinking about the upcoming earth festival.

Yiyo Yiyo Yiyo~~~Winter is so good, there are so many festivals.

After Christmas is New Year’s Day, after New Year’s Day is Spring Festival, and after Spring Festival is Valentine’s Day~~~la la la~~~ Each of them is like a small claw, scratching the heart.

After Su Fang took a shower and went to bed, His Majesty the Emperor walked over like a cat begging for his master's attention.

"Husband, can I meet your family during the Spring Festival?"

The purple crystal pupils were shining brightly, full of anticipation.

Su Fang was stunned, "You'd better not go to the earth during this time. The place where I live may be watched by someone, it's not safe."

"Oh..." Brodot twisted his toes under the quilt anxiously, "Then, that... can you invite your family over here?"

He anxiously added: "I know this request is a bit too much. You all attach great importance to celebrating the Spring Festival at home. I will definitely receive them with the highest standard of etiquette. No matter what they want, as long as I have it, I will give it."

——That’s what I’m afraid of.

Su Fang sighed in his heart.

Of course it's not that he doesn't trust his family, but is there one in a thousand miles?

"People are stupid and have a lot of money" can no longer describe Mengtang Country. This place is almost an unattended golden mountain.In the face of such astonishing wealth, no one dares to guarantee himself and others casually that he will be able to withstand the temptation.

Seeing that he was silent, Brodo guessed a little bit: "If you are worried about something, tell them and come here in a cute state?"

In the budding state, the mind is almost transparent. Once evil thoughts arise, they will be discovered immediately, so that they can be stopped before the person takes action.

Brodo puffed out his chest proudly: "Actually, there was a precedent a long time ago. When people from other universes come to us, they must spend two months of observation in a budding state to confirm that they have no bad intentions. Passes and residence permits are issued."

"What if someone has a bad heart?"

"Then use magic to erase his memory and kick him out, and he is not allowed to come in again." Brodeau looked embarrassed, as if to say: People in our country are not as stupid as you think.

Then it suddenly occurred to me that the center of the topic now was Su Fang's family, and it seemed inappropriate to make such an assumption.

"Of course, only very bad people are treated like that. Your family members are distinguished guests, so there won't be such a thing." He changed his words in a panic.

Su Fang smiled.

After all, Brodot is still too simple to understand the world.If Su Fang's family members exposed their greed in the cute state, even if the people of Mengtang country can be gracious and don't care, but Su Fang's feelings are so embarrassing.

However, Brodo's unintentional words sparked a spark in his mind: "Is there magic to erase memory?"

"Yes." Brodo nodded. "However, all magic cannot be used on ordinary humans at will. Magic can only take effect when the other party agrees and voluntarily signs a contract."

"contract?"

"Well. For example, you voluntarily sign a contract with me. If you do something against the rules, then I can use magic to erase your memory and send you back to Earth. You don't remember everything about Mengtang Country, so of course We won’t let our secret out. . . . Ah!”

Once again, Brodeau realized dully that even if it were an analogy, it would not be appropriate to say so.

"Honey, I didn't mean you! That's just a chestnut! Chestnut! (||Д|||)/"

Su Fang had a rare serious face, pressed the top of his head, and showed a slight reproach: "You should have told me earlier about such an important matter. ——I want to make that contract with you."

"But..." Brodo wanted to cry but had no tears.

The topic of his announcement is obviously "On how to meet the parents-in-law with the correct posture", why did he come here in a crooked way?

Su Fang helped him to put the crooked building back: "There is an old saying in China, first the villain and then the gentleman. In this way, I will make a contract with you. From now to the Spring Festival, there is still more than a month. This period of time is considered observation." period. If I pass the test, it’s not too late to think about other things.”

If even he himself failed the test, there was no need to mention bringing his family here.

Brodo bit his lip, noncommittal.

"Okay, let's talk about this tomorrow." Su Fang patted his head.

Early the next morning, after returning to his home from the portal, the first thing Su Fang did was to inspect the entrance.

Near the door, a half-full black garbage bag was casually dumped, and the empty instant noodle box was overturned and left on the floor without cleaning it up, showing the owner of the room's informal living habits.

Only he himself knew that the instant noodle box was at an extremely precise coordinate point.If someone comes in from the outside, no matter how careful they are, the corner of the door will inevitably push it out of place.When the intruder sees the garbage thrown at the door like this, he will probably think that the owner is a careless person, and his vigilance will be more or less reduced.

Since the fast track to Mengtang country was opened at home, for the sake of safety, he uses this method every day to confirm whether there are intruders in the room when he is out.

After confirming that everything was fine, Su Fang walked to the desk and turned off the computer that was on standby.Before he left last night, he wrote a program to automatically surf the Internet, which would randomly browse the web within a certain period of time, giving the monitor the illusion that he was always at home.Although all the data packets captured by the other party are encrypted, they are actually nothing more than insignificant content.

Facing the closed computer and thinking for a while, Su Fang went out to work.

Before seven o'clock, the traffic flow in the morning rush hour in City C was already so congested that there was no front and no end.A heavy snowfall fell on Christmas Eve, and the city was full of colorful candles and snow shadows, which was indescribably romantic, but when it came to travel, there was no wave but slowness.

The car was moving inch by inch when the phone suddenly vibrated.Looking at the number, it was Mo Chou calling.

Su Fang opened the car window, let in the noisy voices from the city and streets outside, in case someone eavesdropped, and then picked up the earphones.

Mo Chou briefly reported what she had seen and heard in the so-called "private server".She re-registered an account, so as not to be followed by people who found out that she had an intersection with "Mu Fang".

Those "Dark Alliance" players have indeed opened farms on many planets, raising a large number of small meat monsters, and then secretly teleported to somewhere.

"I don't know where it is sent yet, I will find out more in the future," she said.

"Thank you." Su Fang turned around, "He asked me to say hello to you and wish you a happy new year. He also said that if you want to play, he is always welcome."

He deliberately didn't say Brodo's name, Mo Chou must have understood.

Tang people do not speak hypocritical polite words.They say welcome, and that must be a heartfelt wish.

Mo Chou smiled heartily on the other side: "Thank him for me. But, I won't go. I remember a story about a man who discovered many treasures by accident, but because of being too greedy, he took too much. As a result, I was crushed to death by treasure. Do you have any impression?"

"Well, I seem to have read this story too."

"I'm that kind of person~ I don't want to die when I see good things. So for my own sake, it's better to cherish life and stay away from treasures, hahaha!"

She is a smart girl who has the same considerations as Su Fang.The best way to keep yourself from becoming greedy is to never give yourself that chance.

"Brother Xiao Su, take good care of those cute guys, please."

Mo Chou closed the line.

Facing the cold wind outside the car window, Su Fang lost his mind for a moment.

The Chinese ancestors concluded thousands of years ago that human nature is unreliable, and there must be rules and punishment mechanisms.In this way, human nature is inherently evil, but human deeds are always good.

Even himself must be counted.

§§§

"Soul of Desire" held a large piece of grilled steak in both hands, and gnawed on it.

With the dim light of the bonfire, its big face is no longer pitch black, and it can be vaguely seen how it eats: ヾ(￣/び￣)

Pei Ming rested her chin in boredom, watching it eat.

"Didn't you say you are immortal? Why do you keep eating?"

"Soul of Desire" swallowed the last piece of meat and burped comfortably: "Because it's delicious."

"Can I eat those things?"

"No." It seemed to stare at him vigilantly. "These little meat monsters are demons. Ordinary humans without magical powers will become demons if they eat them. Do you want to become a human|monster?"

"You're not lying to me, are you?" Pei Ming narrowed her eyes.

"Hehe! Sao Nian, I advise you not to try to find my weakness."

The edge of the body outline of "Soul of Desire" flows like smoke, "I am immortal. I admit that I am not strong enough, otherwise I will not be sealed here. However, as long as I get the power of the former demon Strength, no one can beat me anymore, hahahahaha!!"

"However, your invincible predecessor was also defeated." Pei Ming coldly expressed the meaning of "however".

"Soul of Desire" wilted quickly, arguing in a low voice: "Because it was unlucky, it met an opponent who broke the sky with Su. I won't be so unlucky again. Guys like Jack Su only come out once every 1000 years. "

"It's been 1000 years since his time." Pei Ming once again threw out the brutal facts.

The body of "Soul of Desire" trembled uneasily, like a shadow projected on the wall with changing shapes.

"Anyway, you need to find the queen well, and you don't need to worry about other things." Its answer didn't have much confidence.

"Then I'm going to class." Pei Ming was about to turn off the computer.He monitored most of the night last night, only deciphered a few webpages, all of which were useless content, and he felt very angry after thinking about it.

"Sao Nian! Wait a minute!" "Soul of Desire" stopped him, "You will also give me steak tonight, right? (● v●)"

"Don't turn your eyes into that watery look!!" Pei Ming was cold, "A devil must have the image of a devil, why are you so cute!!"

"...(*￣⌒￣)" "Soul of Desire" disappeared in aggrieved manner.

Pei Ming's head was full of veins, and he put his hand on his forehead.

Can this guy do it?

Sure enough, it should be more reliable for me to act alone.Home