domestic devil

Before going to bed, Dugu Jieao asked Ou Jingnian with his computer in his hand: "Since we have both decided to double repair (Ou Jingnian corrected: we just decided to look around first), can I live next to you? The downstairs is too simple."

This request was not too much, Ou Jingnian nodded readily and agreed, walked slowly into the master bedroom, and saw his messy big bed.

Ou Jingnian: Wen Bai was run away in anger = I have to contact housekeeping by myself = no one cleans up tonight = no place to sleep?

Thinking of Wen Bai, she subconsciously picked up her phone and checked WeChat.

About an hour ago, she asked Chen Feng how the situation was, and Chen Feng sent a smug expression, saying: Everything is going well.

As for how to do it smoothly, Ou Jingnian didn't know.

After hesitating for a while, Ou Jingnian still dialed Chen Feng's mobile phone. The phone rang for a long time before it was connected. Chen Feng on the other end was panting like a cow, as if he was doing some strenuous exercise. Before Ou Jingnian had time to ask how Wen Bai was, he heard Wen Bai Bai also shouted out of breath: "Didn't I tell you to turn off the phone?"

Chen Feng said sorry in a low voice, and hung up the phone decisively.When Ou Jingnian called again, she had already turned off the phone.

In view of the fact that the scene was too ambiguous and Wen Bai had too many previous convictions, Ou Jingnian subconsciously made up the picture of Wen Bai and Chen Feng meeting each other sincerely, and then imagined that Chen Feng was singing softly and coquettishly under Wen Bai's body. Ruhua... That picture is so beautiful that she dare not look at it.But if it was Chen Feng who suppressed Wenbai... Uh, no, no, no, although Xiaobai has a weak nature (Wenbai:?!), but she has a strong personality, how could she give up her dignity as Young Master Wen so quickly and willingly accept nirvana?Unless Chen Feng's skills are really strong... Speaking of it, Chen Feng, a thousand-year-old t, must know a lot of things. Does she need to ask Chen Feng for advice, so that if one day she can't help but practice with Dugu Jieao, she can To give her a wonderful and unforgettable first night... Ahhh, what is she thinking?What she should be thinking about is how to guide Dugu Jieao, the future flower of the motherland, to the right path, rather than how to destroy this delicate...cockscomb flower.

Ou Jingnian came out of the closet by herself, well aware of the difficulty of coming out, and was extremely unwilling to provoke a kid like Dugu Jieao who didn't know anything. If she really couldn't hold back, she would rather choose to establish a long-term game relationship with an old hand like Chen Feng than I would like to have a little relationship with Dugu Jieao, but sometimes "hope" and "*" always contradict each other, just like ideal and reality.

Ou Jingnian sighed deeply, resigned to his fate and prepared to take off the sheets, make do with a night of sleep, and go out to find a housekeeper tomorrow by himself, who knew that she was only in a daze for a quarter of an hour, but when she came back to her senses, it was like an experience. In the vicissitudes of life——the whole bed has been changed from sheets to quilts to pillowcases and made neatly. Dugu Jieao stood next to a bed of silk folded into standard military cubes, clapped his hands at the right time, and expressed disgust. Said: "The material is too bad."

Ou Jingnian was expressionless: "Although the quilt is a discounted product, it cost me 2000 oceans." But this quilt didn't seem to be in the master bedroom. In fact, she didn't seem to have seen this quilt since the last time my aunt came to clean it. The quilt is covered, where did Dugu Jieao find such a thing?Sheets and quilts are not things she is familiar with.

Dugu Jieao: "My previous quilt is converted into your money, it will cost about 200 million." This is not counting the 143 gems and 221 gold beads inlaid on her quilt.

Ou Jingnian: "...Then why don't you bring the quilt over and sell it?" Selling the quilt is enough for her to live a life without worrying about food and clothing, okay? 200 million to buy a quilt?

Dugu Jieao was hit to the point, and snorted unconvinced: "If my internal strength is still there, let alone 200 million, 2000 million is just a matter of effort."

Ou Jingnian: "But you don't have internal strength now, do you?"

Dugu Jieao: ...

Ou Jingnian: "Hey, wash up and go to sleep." He fell on the bed, kicked off the quilt comfortably, and covered himself. The temperature and humidity in the room were just right, and the size and height of the pillows were just right. Even the quilt and bed The softness of the bed is so to her liking, is it because it is her own room and her own bed, so she feels comfortable no matter what?

Dugu Jieao let out a snort from his nostrils, picked up the changed sheets and blankets, and threw them by the door. Ou Jingnian on the bed closed his eyes and said, "Close the door for me." She hummed, closed the door behind her back, and Come over and climb onto Ou Jingnian's bed.

Ou Jingnian: Hmm~ so comfortable~ Huh?uh...(⊙o⊙)

She suddenly sat up, turned on the bedside lamp, and saw Dugu Jieao sitting cross-legged beside her, with her eyes closed, her hands raised horizontally, moving up and down, putting them on her knees, then she opened her eyes and looked at Ou Jingnian: "Huh?"

Ou Jingnian: "Why are you sleeping here with me?!"

Dugu Jieao: "Didn't you agree?"

Ou Jingnian: "I promise to let you sleep in the room next to me, which is the second bedroom! The second bedroom!"

Dugu Jieao: "No, you clearly agreed to let me sleep next to you, right here, next to you, this is what we agreed, you are not allowed to play tricks."

Ou Jingnian: ...

Dugu Jieao: "Look, I brought my bed sheets and bedding, if you hadn't promised me, why would I go to such trouble?"

Ou Jingnian: ...

Dugu Jieao: "Okay, go to sleep, Wen Bai didn't say that I would be fired, I have to go to work tomorrow."

Ou Jingnian: "...Only tonight! Only tonight you can sleep here, from tomorrow onwards you can sleep in the second bedroom!"

Dugu Jieao: "No, this does not comply with the rules of dating."

Ou Jingnian: "...What the hell is the love rule? Who is in love with you?!"

Dugu Jieao: "As you said, you can't double cultivate, first look at love, I checked, love also has to sleep together."

Veins throbbed on Ou Jingnian's forehead: "Who told you that you have to sleep together in love?!" Dugu Jieao has been watching all kinds of nonsense all day long? !

Dugu Jieao: "On the Internet, I posted a post on the Internet asking how to fall in love with a woman. Everyone said that falling in love means eating and sleeping together every day. I also checked it. It means getting on a boat, so I Isn't it up?"

Ou Jingnian: "Dugu, this one gets on the boat, not the other one, do you understand?"

Dugu Jieao nodded proudly: "Of course I understand that in addition to getting on the boat, I also need to give you a sense of security. The specific method can be to hug you like a baby. Cough, in short, there must be physical contact. I also downloaded Hug Girl There are many kinds of poses in the picture collection of friends. We can change one every day. I also studied the postures of double cultivation here. The imagination of your people here is really rich. There are so many postures. If you don’t have internal strength, you will never be able to do it. arrive…"

Ou Jingnian: "...What kind of websites do you visit?"

Dugu Jieao: "There are so many, what post bar, Tianya, Paoxue.com, Baihe.com, Caoliu..."

Ou Jingnian: ...Starting tomorrow, the computer at home will be installed with Green Dam!

Dugu Jieao: "Oh, by the way, there are a lot of rich push notifications on my phone. I also downloaded a few Aipicai. It turns out that there are so many men and women who cultivate both sexes here? It's completely different from my time."

Ou Jingnian: ...The mobile phone is also installed with Green Dam, it must be genuine!

Dugu Jieao: "I also joined several female and female double cultivation groups, but the people there are so boring that they think I'm someone else."

Ou Jingnian:? ? ?don't know.

Dugu Jieao: "They always call me 'Bao Zhao', that is, my previous martial arts leader. That coward was killed by me with a single palm. I don't understand how I resemble him, like me ( 100 characters are omitted here), there are still people who admit their mistakes, and it’s not counted as admitting mistakes. I told them that I am not Bao Zhao, and they actually laughed at me... Huh, I quit the group that day."

Ou Jingnian: "...Forget it, let's go to sleep."