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Ou Jingnian took another week off.The leader was obviously very dissatisfied. When Ou Jingnian made the phone call, he heard him say earnestly: "Xiao Ou, I understand that you have never taken a day off in all these years. It is normal to take annual leave occasionally, but you have We should also think about the problem from a collective point of view, Xiao Feng has a child at home, Lao Ma is not in good health, Xiao Zhang is just pregnant, and always asks for leave for checkups—once you leave, they will all work overtime for you."

Ou Jingnian was at home and her hand was injured again, so she was too lazy to hold up her mobile phone, so at the moment her mobile phone was thrown on the coffee table and turned on, while she herself was lazily lying on the sofa, listening to the The leader lectured, but his tone was very respectful and modest: "I'm sorry, leader, you also know that my house is far away, and it is inconvenient to go to work without a car, and we have to write materials every day. , I know the unit is busy, so I’ll go to work right away when my hands feel better, I’m really sorry.” Dugu Jieao was sitting on the side of the coffee table with a small stool, and was seriously reading a book of "Ideological and Moral Characters". Cultivation", when she heard Ou Jingnian reply in such a low voice, she was very angry at first, but when she looked back at the expression on Ou Jingnian's face, her anger turned into admiration, she put down her book, sat on the ground, leaning against the sofa and leaning towards the other side Probe, his head just touched Ou Jingnian's lap.

Ou Jingnian reached out to push her, and she tilted her head, changed the position, and continued to lean on. Ou Jingnian pushed again, and she moved again. After disconnecting the phone, he immediately sat up, stared and shouted: "Dugu!"

Dugu Jieao hummed, grabbed her hand, and said firmly, "Ou Jingnian, I want to double cultivate with you."

With Ou Jingnian's good temper, he almost kicked Dugu Jieao.

Since the two of them came home, Dugu Jieao has said this to her sixteen times.There are also very good reasons for Dugu Jieao: First, Ou Jingnian's health is so poor that it has reached the point where there is no one before or after, but she is also very lazy. Not only does she refuse to practice martial arts, she even refuses to practice martial arts She refused to do any of her body-building exercises {referring to riding a horse, standing on wooden stakes, flat chest (plank) support——Dugu Jieao’s words}, and Dugu Jieao was worried about her body, so she would rather sacrifice her reputation, principles, ideals, beliefs, Cultivation techniques, internal strength, risking going crazy, urging her to strengthen her body, to be a well-rounded young man with five principles, four beauties and three passions; Instead of finding a partner who doesn't understand anything and may even have ulterior motives (here specifically refers to Wen Bai), it is better to let her be a senior with seasoned world experience, profound martial arts training, and noble moral sentiments (Dugu Jieao's original words) Good advice from an expert.

Ou Jingnian's sense of guilt after beating the children was completely wiped out by Dugu Jieao's remarks. She said dumbfoundedly that she felt that she was in good physical condition, and occasionally had some minor ailments, so she didn't need additional training. She hoped Dugu Jieao took this self-sacrificing Lei Feng spirit to other places - such as cleaning.By the way, she also dug out a copy of "Ideological and Moral Quality Cultivation" that had been gathering dust in the corner for many years, and gave it to Dugu Jieao to study carefully in order to improve her ideological and moral cultivation.

In order to win Ou Jingnian's favor, Dugu Jieao really picked up the book and read it carefully, and soon found that the gist of this book was very similar to the "Models of Martial Arts Etiquette" that she sent someone to compile— ——Both books are useless in words, big but meaningless, and the words and sentences are full of idealistic noble sentiments when read separately. When they are really integrated, they will only make people speechless.Of course, in terms of the number of paragraphs, things written 300 years later are still much higher than the one compiled by Dugu Jieao. Therefore, Dugu Jieao became very interested in this book and decided to study the book written 300 years later. Propaganda means for her to use in the future - although she is now penniless and does not know martial arts, what if her internal strength recovers?Or, what if she wears it back again?Dugu Jieao firmly believes that her legendary life has just begun, and it will never end in a hurry, and a legendary life is always accompanied by many adventures. Of course, the most urgent task is not to learn this, but how to double cultivate with Ou Jingnian.

Ou Jingnian looked at Dugu Jieao with a headache. The comfort of just taking a bath, eating, and lying on the sofa at home disappeared. She turned over and faced outwards. Dugu Jieao immediately crawled over with his nose up, Lie down beside her head, his face was almost close to hers, staring at Ou Jingnian with watery eyes, and said the same request No.17 times: "Ou Jingnian, I want to double cultivate with you."

Ou Jingnian rolled his eyes, and patiently explained: "Dugu, that matter...is not as simple as you think. I just kissed you by accident, but this is just a kind of intimacy from a sister to a sister, not what you think , you are still young, there are some things you don't understand, the two of us can't just... double cultivation, you know?"

"I'm 25!" Dugu Jieao couldn't get an affirmative answer, and he gritted his teeth impatiently, "If you were with me, you could be a grandmother! Besides, you are only two years older than me."

Ou Jingnian: "...First, you have to have a husband, then you have to have a child, then your child has to have a husband/wife, and both of you are willing to have children, and finally, minors cannot get married. "

Dugu Jieao: "First of all, I don't want to marry you, and then, if you are ambitious, you are not old enough, and then, when Wenbai was a minor, you already found someone to double cultivate, and when she showed off to me, you didn't say anything about her." , in the end, double cultivation is good for you and me, you don't have to practice hard to get skills that others can't even ask for, don't you feel tempted at all? Oh, by the way, in our place, anyone can get married at any age."

Ou Jingnian: "I don't want to be moved, I don't want to, well, I'm going to watch TV, please turn on the TV for me, thank you."

Dugu Jieao stared at her: "You obviously want to practice dual cultivation, why not?"

Ou Jingnian waited for her: "How do you know that I want to double cultivation?"

Dugu Jieao: "You kissed me, you blushed, you still hugged me, when you kissed me, your heart beat violently, and afterward you licked your own lips unsatisfied."

Ou Jingnian: "You misunderstood, I don't want to double cultivate with you at all." What the hell is 'unfinished business'?She was just a little thirsty after not drinking water for too long!That is most called hunger and thirst, no no no, thirst.

Dugu Jieao: "But I want to double cultivate with you."

Ou Jingnian's head began to hurt again and again. She sat up from the sofa and took a lot of effort to pose as a big sister. It was easy to do this before, but since the kissing incident, it is difficult for her to be like before. Seeing Dugu Jieao as a child like that, Dugu Jieao has always been like a young kiwi fruit in her impression, the kind that needs to be stored for a long, long time before it can be eaten, but after today, Ou Jingnian discovered that Dugu Jieao is nothing more than a kiwi fruit. Bananas are still green and hard when you bring them home, but they can ripen to the point of being covered with black spots in just one day: "Dugu, sometimes what you think you think is not the same as what you really think ——Such as double cultivation.” She organized her vocabulary before continuing: “Do you still remember the youth education class I gave you before? It’s for you...the one that collects yin and nourishes yang?”

Dugu Jieao: "I remember, at that time I thought that thing was not good, but you said that it is normal for people to do that thing, if you don't do it, you are sick and you need to see a doctor, now I understand it, I want to do it with you If you don't do that with me, are you sick?"

Ou Jingnian: "...When did I say that if you don't do it, you are sick?" She just said that if a person suppresses his emotions too much, he is prone to depression.

Dugu Jieao: "Anyway, you said that harvesting yin to nourish yin, harvesting yin to nourish yang, and harvesting yang to nourish yang are all normal*, right?"

Ou Jingnian: "That's not what I meant..." She said that the behavior of gay, les, and straight people is normal, but that's just to establish correct values ​​for the children, not to teach Dugu Jieao to "double cultivation" with her!

Dugu Jieao interrupted her rudely: "But this is what you said, right?"

Ou Jingnian: "Uh..."

Dugu Jieao: "In short, I like to hug and kiss you, and you also like to hug and kiss me, but I want to double cultivate with you, but you refuse, so you are suppressing your desire, and if you continue like this, you will get sick. You said it yourself."

Ou Jingnian: "Well... Dugu, it's not that I don't want to have a cough with you. Shuangxiu, no, I don't mean that you don't want to take off your clothes! What I mean is that although that thing is normal, it's not something you do casually. You need to have feelings first."

"Feelings?" Dugu Jieao tilted his head and thought for a while, "Don't you like me?"

Ou Jingnian suddenly found himself meeting his opponent: "That's not the case..."

"Then we have feelings, that's fine."

Ou Jingnian: "No, it's not that simple. It starts with falling in love... falling in love, yes, falling in love, Dugu, you need double cultivation, you need to fall in love first, we can get along for three to five years, and we feel that we are suitable for each other, and then Start double cultivation again."

Dugu Jieao blinked: "Three years or five years?"

Ou Jingnian: "Yes, Dugu, how many years have you practiced martial arts?"

Dugu Jieao: "I practiced martial arts at the age of 3, and it has been 22 years now." Of course, only those who learned martial arts after following the master are advanced martial arts, and the previous ones are not mentioned.

Ou Jingnian: "But what you practiced before was very basic, and you didn't learn advanced martial arts until your foundation was solid, right? And there are so many martial arts in the world, your master must have figured out your disposition and intelligence, so he taught you according to your aptitude, right? "

Dugu Jieao nodded.

Ou Jingnian: "Although double cultivation is a heretical way, it is also a kind of martial arts, so we must proceed step by step and not be impatient. We must first understand each other and determine whether each other is suitable for double cultivation before we can start. Otherwise, it is easy to go crazy, right? Especially if we want to What you are practicing is still the unpopular kung fu of collecting yin and nourishing yin, so you have to be more cautious, right?"

Dugu Jieao thought for a while: "It seems to make sense."

Ou Jingnian: "So, let's live together first, get used to it for three to five years, make sure we're suitable for each other, and then double cultivate, it's natural, right?" Gao Fushuai and the like, she will forget about her enthusiasm for herself, um, the plan works.

Dugu Jieao: "...I always feel that something is wrong."

Ou Jingnian waved his hand resolutely, and concluded: "There is nothing wrong, let's do it like this, okay, now you can continue to study "Ideological and Moral Cultivation"."

Dugu Jieao: ...I still feel that something is wrong.