domestic devil

Dugu Jieao had many dreams. In the dream, she looked back on her glorious and great life again. Everyone in the world was trampled under her feet. Even the people in the government were polite to her. , only His Majesty Long Jing can make her a little more jealous, but that's because she hasn't met the emperor face to face. If the real person meets, Long Jing Long Live will definitely be impressed by her martial arts.Dugu Jieao felt that her life was too short. Her goal in life was to become a national teacher at the age of 35. What happened? At the age of 25, she fell off a cliff and came to this inexplicable place. The emperor is gone, and the national teacher is of course—wait, there are still national teachers.

Dugu Jieao outside the dream smiled sweetly, the scene in the dream suddenly changed to 300 years later, many people wearing short shirts came and went shamelessly, Dugu Jieao stood still in the middle of the road, shouted angrily to stop those People keep coming and going.Then she strongly condemned these people for their bare-chested, bare-backed, and disheveled appearance, and she spoke a full [-] words eloquently, which shocked the people on the road, and everyone began to "worship" her , some call her 'senior', some call her 'leader', some call her 'master'... She seems to have returned to the time when she was the king of the martial arts, no matter where she went, there were flowers opening the way, yellow sand In the crowd, she always embraces and responds to every call.

And these are not the end of her glory, because the Emperor of Heaven was moved by her speech advocating shame and integrity, and sent a fairy down to praise her.

When the fairy came down to earth, the clouds were dense, the auspicious aura was a thousand, the fairy music was faint in the air, and the ribbons were fluttering. On the ground, all the people looked up and sang in unison, and she Dugu Jieao stepped forward to take the fairy sister with a smile amidst the singing of meritorious deeds. The scepter was handed over, and she was about to give another acceptance speech, but the fairy sister suddenly smiled strangely at her, and then opened her front, revealing her pair of white breasts—of course Dugu Jieao didn’t know This size is called 34d in modern times, but she knows that the pair of things are very big. She has been walking in the rivers and lakes for so many years and has seen so many women, but no one has such big tits~.

Dugu Jieao was frightened, she twitched in her dream, like a young child.

Ou Jingnian, who was eating curry, was also frightened, she stopped her hand stuffing the food, and glanced at Dugu Jieao, who became more and more convulsed, and rolled over on the sofa.

Ou Jingnian silently glanced at the alarm button, then silently glanced at the door with a big hole that could barely prevent theft and the wall with cracks - the property management said that the door was imported and customized and needed to be transferred from x Three days, five days for the wall, and finally took another look at the little security guard who had been wandering around to prevent her house from being stolen, sighed, put down the bowl, picked up the magazine, rolled it up, and poked Dugu Jieao .

The magazine instantly shattered into countless pieces, and the pieces of paper flew around like flower petals.

Ou Jingnian glanced dully at the fashion magazine that died before fulfilling his coaster obligations, belatedly began to think about what seemed wrong with Dugu Jieao, and at this time, Dugu Jieao had already woken up and sat up , Shouted "It's terrible", then jumped onto the back of the sofa and stood still, and said to Ou Jingnian who hadn't recovered yet: "You, you, you, you are shameless!"

Ou Jingnian opened his mouth and let out an ah.

Dugu Jieao came to his senses, jumped off the back of the sofa, landed on the carpet, and said with a mocking smile, "Senior."

Ou Jingnian glanced at her inexplicably, the anger that had just been brewing was interrupted, and a lot of blame words came to his lips, turning into a sentence: "Let's eat." Hearing the word 'eat', he moved happily to the side of the coffee table, thinking that there would be magic medicine like yesterday and during the day, but what caught his eyes was all kinds of viscous soups.

"You you you you you..." Dugu Jieao was shocked again, pointing at Ou Jingnian and almost started to twitch again, "What are you eating?"

"Curry beef brisket." Ou Jingnian replied, the yellow curry is a bit spicy, it goes perfectly with potato beef brisket, the green one goes with chicken, the red one goes with crabs, oh, what a pity, I didn't pack a single crab.

"Gali?" Dugu Jieao read it again, looking around at the bowl of yellow things, the aroma from the tip of her nose told her that this was not what she thought, not only not, but also seemed to be a very good ingredient The appearance of this thing, but the appearance of this thing is really - unflattering.

Dugu's unruly face turned to look at another bowl, that bowl was the same as this yellow bowl except for its color, it was sticky and greasy, it was unappetizing to look at.

"I don't want to eat this, I want to eat sesame seed cakes!" She shouted confidently, with infinite grievances in her voice.

Ou Jingnian gave her a cold look: "Go and buy it yourself."

Dugu Jieao ignored the indifference in her tone, because she was completely attracted by other things: "Buy? Can you just buy the magic medicine?"

"Divine medicine?"

"That black bottle, drinking something that can greatly improve your skills, let me tell you, my internal injuries have healed, and my skills have improved a level, don't try to play tricks!" Dugu yelled at Ou Jingnian sternly In a word, with hands on hips, shaped like a teapot, also known as a shrew.

Ou Jingnian's little bit of anger was replaced by dumbfounding: "That's Coke, it's not magic medicine. Children shouldn't watch martial arts movies. If they watch too much, they'll get crazy. Also, that's pizza, not biscuits."

"Who is a child?" Dugu Jieao almost jumped three feet high.

"Well, you are not a child. In ancient times, you could have been a child's mother." Ou Jingnian said indifferently, and continued to hold the curry potato brisket, eating happily.

"I don't even bother to marry those ordinary people!" Dugu Jieao was stabbed in the sore foot again, screaming furiously - he looked like a child of 6 or 7 years old.

Ou Jingnian's anger suddenly disappeared, he smiled slightly, and sat down on the beanbag sofa, almost leaning on the ground.

As soon as she calmed down, Dugu Jieao also quickly calmed down. He squatted down~ and stared at her without blinking. His hungry wolf-like eyes were suddenly filled with innocent and curious eyes like a little white rabbit. Ou Jingnian's back felt chills, he subconsciously protected the bowl, and asked, "What are you doing?"

Dugu Jieao blinked and asked, "Is it delicious?"

"It's okay." Ou Jingnian decided not to praise his food too much, lest the person on the other side want to grab it on a whim, but Dugu Jieao didn't look excited at all. She just stared at the bowl in Ou Jingnian's hand and looked at it for a long time. Said: "You really can eat it."

"..." Ou Jingnian thought, does the word 'not bad' mean 'very unpalatable' in impoverished mountainous areas?Why do you ask her if she can eat?

"Anyway, I can't eat it." Dugu Jieao glanced at the green curry left on the table, curled his lips in disdain, then turned his head and continued to watch Ou Jingnian eat potato brisket, as if Ou Jingnian's eating was a big deal.

Ou Jingnian was a little disgusted, put down the bowl and said, "You may not have seen this thing before. This is curry, which is a kind of Thai food. It's delicious. You'll know it once you taste it." She graciously handed her chopsticks to In the past, he wanted to persuade Dugu Jieao to take a bite, but Dugu Jieao took a step back, slammed into the sofa, and took advantage of the situation to shrink back into the sofa, like a good woman about to be robbed.

"No." She dropped these two words loudly and brightly, and turned her face to the side.

Ou Jingnian became even more curious. He leaned over and asked, "Why? Where is your hometown? Why don't you eat this? Oh yes, you said you are from Lingnan—that is, from Guangdong?"

Lingnan and Dugu Jieao are talking nonsense. In her cognition, Lingnan is already a far away place, where all the prisoners exiled by the imperial court are there, so as long as you mention the backcountry, you can say that Lingnan is right—of course she doesn’t know. places like Guangzhou and Shenzhen.

"Almost." Dugu Jieao said vaguely.

"As a member of the big food province, you don't eat curry. You are also a strange flower." Ou Jingnian shook his head, unable to eat as much as before, so he poured the rice in and stirred it, but he saw Dugu Jieao even more Melancholy——she glanced at Ou Jingnian cautiously, which made Ou Jingnian tremble, put down the bowl silently, and asked Dugu Jieao seriously, uprightly, and seriously: "What's wrong with this bowl of curry? You hate it so much?"

"You didn't notice?"

"No."

"Don't you think it looks... kind of like that thing?"

"What thing?" Ou Jingnian didn't understand.

"...that... the reincarnation of the five grains."

"Reincarnation of five grains?" This time it was Ou Jingnian's turn to become a repeater, after repeating it, he finally figured it out, and then... his face turned green.

She has eaten Thai food for so many years, and never thought about the appearance of this thing, but as soon as Dugu Jieao said it, she immediately felt, it's really... so fucking similar!

Under Dugu Jieao's four-character description, the bowl of delicious yellow curry suddenly turned into a strange object that could not be swallowed or spit out, and she was so choked that she couldn't speak.

Dugu looked at her carefully, and waited until Ou Jingnian's face changed from green to yellow, from yellow to white, from white to green again, and then asked with a lowered eyebrow, "Otherwise...we still eat sesame seed cakes?"

Ou Jingnian: "...that, uh, no, yes, burn, pancake!"

"Round pancakes, if they aren't biscuits, what are they?"

"It's pizza."

"Fart?"

"No, pizza is translated. It was originally an Italian food, and the translated name is pizza."

"What is Italy?"

"It's... another country besides us."

"Understood." Dugu Jieao continued to nod deeply, "So that thing is a foreign pancake."

Ou Jingnian: "..."

...Actually, pizza is Italian biscuits...