domestic devil

Dugu Jieao ate three large Pizza Hut pizzas and ate two and four slices. She didn't care about the chicken wings, so Ou Jingnian decided to enjoy them all by herself. After drinking a cup, the dark color made Dugu Jieao's eyes widen again: "Is this... medicine?"

"Coke." Ou Jingnian said briefly, drank most of the glass in one go, and closed his eyes comfortably.

The takeaway boy is the only outsider she is willing to receive at home. How comfortable it is to order a takeaway on such an evening and watch TV on the sofa!It's a pity that there is one more person by my side, which destroys all this freedom.

Dugu Jieao didn't understand what Ou Jingnian was thinking. She looked at the soft bottle curiously, stretched out her hand to squeeze it, then quickly withdrew her hand. While sitting upright, she glanced sideways at Ou Jingnian from time to time. Involuntarily moving along, she restrained herself quickly. After Ou Jingnian had finished her glass and lay down on the sofa for a while, she followed Ou Jingnian's example and poured a full glass. It was full of strange taste, she wanted to spit out the Coke, but Ou Jingnian had already happily started to drink the second cup.

Dugu looked suspiciously at Ou Jingnian as he gulped it down, thinking that the dark thing must be some kind of magical medicine, otherwise why would this senior expert keep drinking cup after cup?Could this be the key to her seemingly powerless ability to restrain herself easily?The more she thought about it, the more she felt that what she was thinking was the truth. She frowned, took a deep breath, and gulped down a large glass of Coke.

The sweet and pungent taste poured into the throat, arousing a strange hot current in the stomach, Dugu Jieao hurriedly tried to absorb it, who knew that this thing was like a flash in the pan, fleeting, Dugu Jieao did not believe in evil , quickly poured another cup, drank it in one gulp, tried again, but failed, when the third cup was filled with stomach gas, I had to use luck to suppress it, the fourth cup... the fourth cup, the big plastic bottle was empty, and Ou Jingnian stared at Dugu Jieao dumbfounded, and asked cautiously, "Isn't it bloated?"

"... A little bit." Dugu Jieao burped several times in succession, uttering the above two words with difficulty.In fact, it's not a little bit, but a lot, but after being in the arena for so long, she still knows the truth of "only talking about three points when meeting people". After all, she is also a well-known martial arts, forest, predecessor, and senior Well!

Ou Jingnian didn't know what to say, after thinking about it, he asked again, "Is it good?"

Dugu Jieao stared at her for a while, then nodded solemnly: "Fine nectar and jade liquid."

Ou Jingnian looked at her with pity again - this poor child came out of the impoverished mountainous area not long ago, and he had never even seen Coke.

Dugu Jieao misunderstood what she meant, thought she was laughing at him for not being able to absorb the efficacy of this miracle medicine, his face blushed, pretending to be nonchalant, he rushed his true energy inside, but suddenly he felt dizzy for a while, then The rare liquid seemed to gush out, Dugu Jieao quickly suppressed the urge to vomit, and looked at Ou Jingnian seriously, Ou Jingnian found that her expression was wrong, and asked out of humanitarian concern: "What's wrong?"

Dugu rebelliously did not speak, she was busy capturing the remaining power of the liquid medicine.The dizziness gradually dissipated, and was replaced by a soft feeling of stepping on the clouds. She felt as if she had become a fairy in the sky, and her whole body was floating.

Ou Jingnian watched helplessly as Dugu Jieao collapsed on the sofa in a daze after drinking three cups of Coke, his eyes were straightened, fearing that she would have a heart attack, so he hurriedly felt for her pulse, not only was it there, but she was also dancing happily.

Ou Jingnian breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to search the Internet to find out what the situation was, but just as he was about to leave his hand, Dugu Jieao grabbed him: "Sister Immortal, you are so kind."

Ou Jingnian looked at Dugu Jieao with a confused gaze, now he knew what was going on without checking the Internet, this little guy was obviously drunk, the problem was, it was just Coke!Three Cokes are just Cokes!Does anyone get drunk on Coke?

Dugu Jieao smiled very sweetly, and after calling people, he looked at Ou Jingnian with a grin, neither speaking nor moving, his watery eyes looked innocent from every angle, yet tempted him to commit crimes for no reason.

Ou Jingnian wanted to pull out his own hair and get out of Dugu Jieao's hand arrogantly. Dugu Jieao's eyes immediately changed, his smiling face turned into a face that was about to cry, and his mouth was puckered, reminding Ou Jingnian of two or three years old little friend.

"Don't go." The kid Dugu Jieao said so, softly, softly, not aggressive at all.

Ou Jingnian sighed and laid her flat on the sofa, went to the bedroom to get the quilt, and laid it on Dugu Jieao.

"I don't need you to make coffee tomorrow." She stared at the confused Dugu Jieao and muttered, then went on to watch Korean dramas.

When Dugu Jieao woke up, there was no one in the house, she jumped up vigilantly, but fell back on the sofa again, the sofa bounced her, she subconsciously used her strength to flip back up, almost hit the roof , came back to her senses, and fell down again. The sofa was still very elastic, and she also discovered the fun of trampoline, and she rolled several times before stopping.

There was a seductive smell coming from his nose, Dugu Jieao looked at the scent, there were six large pizzas on the coffee table, and a note was pressed under the coke, all of which were typos, but she was as smart as her, how could she not understand it? ?

It was left by the senior, who told her to heat up the 'pizza' in the 'microwave oven' before eating.

"Pizza" Dugu Jieao probably knows what it is, "microwave" probably refers to a powerful internal force, and "microwave oven" roughly refers to the use of internal force to form a furnace. Such a profound martial arts mentality, but she just used it to heat it up. Leftovers, tsk tsk, Dugu Jieao shook his head, the senior master is indeed a senior master, even if he lives in such a simple and unremarkable place, his gestures are full of guru demeanor, he is indeed the person who can make her Dugu Jieao break .

Sentiment is emotion, hunger is hunger, Dugu sits up recklessly, the master is not there, so she doesn't pay attention to those manners, picks up the cold pizza and takes a big bite, the taste is much worse than last night , but living under the fence, I can't be too picky.After she was full, she recalled Ou Jingnian's movements yesterday, fumbled here and there, and somehow opened the big box. The people inside were coming and going and saying strange things. She looked at it with relish for a while, and gradually Knowing that the box was not a real person, but something like a puppet show, he let go of his guard and even fumbled around a few times.There was a station broadcasting "Martial Arts Giant System", and the martial arts moves on it were weird. After watching it for a long time, she felt that there were many mistakes and omissions, so she couldn't help but sneered: These people are nothing more than that.Then when I turned to the shootout, I was taken aback and tilted my head to study the purpose of that weird black hidden weapon.

Suddenly, a part of the plot caught Dugu Jieao's attention—a woman opened something, and it was full of magic medicine.Dugu Jieao squinted her eyes, she remembered that Ou Jingnian's house also had such a thing, put down the remote control, walked to that thing from memory, reached out her hand, and opened it.

There is a large bottle of magic medicine in it.

Dugu Jieao's heart beat faster and his mouth was dry.She felt that there must be no such good thing in the world, such a large portion of magic medicine was placed here so casually, but thinking of the "takeaway" person who just casually carried this thing in his hand yesterday, she felt again, Maybe I thought too much, this thing is not so rare.

Heaven and man had been at war in her heart for a long time, but she still couldn't resist the temptation of the divine skill, and stretched out her right hand.

…So when Ou Jingnian came home from get off work, he found a half-eaten pizza on the table, and Dugu Jieao was still drunk on the carpet...

Ou Jingnian looked at Dugu Jieao who was sleeping soundly and sweetly with grief and indignation.She worked overtime again today, and passed by the west bank of Jinhu Lake when she got off work. On a whim, she wanted to eat Thai food again. It took an hour and a half to drive home.

She fully thought that since she was so kind to Dugu Jieao, she was debt-free, took in and ordered takeaway for breakfast, Dugu Jieao should repay her kindness, be grateful, and cook the meal in advance at night.She even got up early to get 500 yuan and put it under the pizza, hoping that Dugu Jieao could order it on his own, and go out to buy some food and cook it. sleep!

The TV was on a premium channel. Ou Jingnian checked the records and found that Dugu Jieao had bought her a dozen TV movies in one go. It was all small money, but this person was too unconscious!Even if they come from impoverished mountainous areas, they can't move around like this in other people's homes, right?What's more, after she knew that Dugu Jieao was actually drunk with Coke, she specially put the Coke in the refrigerator, which was already a tactful way to not let her drink it. refrigerator!Drank someone else's drink!

Ou Jingnian was completely outraged, the feeling of domain being violated filled her mind, she really wanted to wake up Dugu Jieao vigorously, and give her a good lesson in civility and manners.

But she can't, she's used to treating everyone with gentleness, never rejecting anyone, and relying on her own efforts to resolve troubles, she can't.

Ou Jingnian's head was throbbing with pain, while Dugu Jieao turned over on the ground and called out again: "Sister Immortal."