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With the lesson learned just now, Ou Jingnian strictly forbids Dugu Jieao to listen to music. She originally tried to play the radio.But as soon as Dugu Jieao listened to the radio, he turned into a curious baby again, and kept asking Ou Jingnian about the meaning of every word the radio host said and every item sold on the radio. Ou Jingnian had to even turn off the radio, and the whole car Suddenly, there was an eerie silence.

After the silence lasted for a while, Dugu Jieao spoke again: "...Jing Nian..."

Ou Jingnian interrupted her violently: "Stop talking!"

Dugu Jieao: "...but..."

Ou Jingnian: "No!"

Dugu Jieao: "Yes! Go! Toilet! Toilet!"

Ou Jingnian: ...

The nearest service area is still 40 kilometers away, so Ou Jingnian had to stop at the emergency parking belt and let Dugu Jieao solve it by himself nearby.

Dugu glanced at her strangely, then looked at the vehicles passing by on the highway, and asked slowly: "Is it right here?"

Ou Jingnian glanced around, then stood silently behind the car: "Get on behind me."

Dugu Jieao: "... No matter what, people will still see it?" How unsightly.

Ou Jingnian coughed lightly: "Well, aren't you in a hurry? Let's just make it."

Dugu Jieao shook his head: "No."

Ou Jingnian spread his hands: "Then I really can't help it. I can't let you get in the car."

Dugu Jieao glanced at the terrain, the expressway here is piled up from both sides, and there is a steep slope when you climb over the fence, and the steep slope is closely connected to the ditch. There are woods within 1 or 2 kilometers.

Dugu Jieao decided without much thought: "I'll go to the grove over there."

Ou Jingnian was taken aback: "So far?"

Dugu Jieao chuckled, and just took a step forward when he remembered something and turned back to Ou Jingnian, "Are you going?"

Ou Jingnian was indeed a little moved, but when he thought of the long field, he shook his head: "Forget it, I'm holding on..." Before he finished speaking, Dugu Jieao had already wrapped his arms around her arm, as easily as an eagle catching a chicken He grabbed her and rushed towards that side quickly. Before Ou Jingnian could react, the grove was already close in front of him.

Ou Jingnian: "...well." What happened here?Was she running just now?Still jumping?Why did such a long journey come so quickly?She she she never passed sports...

Dugu Jieao clapped his hands and walked into the woods first: "I'll go left, you go right, no peeking."

Ou Jingnian: ...

Ou Jingnian didn't realize what happened just now until he got back on the road and restarted the car, and then he realized what it meant in an instant - Dugu Jieao's behavior was not at all what she thought, "Chu Chu pitifully came from a remote and conservative mountain village" I have never seen martial arts drama poisoning in the world, so after learning some martial arts, I can occasionally play it for a long time, but I don’t know right from wrong, and I don’t have three views.” Instead, I am a habitual criminal (kidnapping and extorting) who has received systematic martial arts education (light skills, strength, external skills, internal strength and endurance) Robbery is easy, no guilt)".

Ou Jingnian doesn't know martial arts, but thanks to countless martial arts dramas, she knows that martial arts not only pay attention to talent and hard work, but also pay attention to inheritance.Don’t you see that even if the heroes in martial arts dramas eat the thousand-year-old ganoderma lucidum and the ten-year-old snow ginseng, they must obtain a superb cheat book to control their internal strength?Dugu Jieao's exquisite skills can never be taught by those martial arts schools that steal the world's reputation or modern schools that have been reduced to Sanda/boxing.Reminiscent of the "Master" that Dugu often said repeatedly, and the martial arts experience she occasionally mentioned, Ou Jingnian can be sure that Dugu Jieao must have really cultivated in this direction since he was a child, and he has practiced hard for more than ten or twenty years. Such skill.

At the same time, Ou Jingnian also suddenly realized that although Dugu Jieao didn't understand anything, she was not an illiterate idiot. The times are weird, but they are always very logical and clear; although she is arrogant in dealing with people, she knows the basic etiquette, and sometimes pays great attention to some traditional moral etiquette; she never cares about money, and her attitude towards money is also the same. Means are the main thing rather than money as the goal; I don’t owe people money, but I don’t feel guilty because of things like owed money, and I don’t feel very sorry for myself even when I’m down.Such a person is definitely not a small person who just popped up in a remote village.

The journey was boring, and Ou Jingnian, who didn't have a radio station and couldn't listen to music, thought about it for a long time without any result. Seeing that Dugu Jieao was also bored there, he took the initiative to raise the topic: "Dugu, you... your hometown is in Lingnan, so you will Lingnan dialect?"

Dugu Jieao, who had just finished solving one of the three emergencies and was nestled comfortably in the passenger seat, leaned forward at an almost invisible angle, manipulated his muscles and tried to make a nonchalant look, and replied: "I have been with my master since I was a child. Great, Master said Guan... that's Mandarin, so I can't. What's the matter?"

Ou Jingnian smiled: "I feel that your master is very powerful and can teach you martial arts so well."

Dugu Jieao suppressed his complacency, said nothing, squinted at Ou Jingnian, and waited for Ou Jingnian's next words.

Sure enough, Ou Jingnian didn't wait for her to reply, and started to ask again: "So you have been learning martial arts since you were three years old?"

Dugu Jieao gave a vague hum, and did not specifically point out that what she learned at the age of three was different from what she learned at the age of ten.

Ou Jingnian accepted Dugu Jieao as the default, and asked with a smile, "Have you been practicing for 22 years now? It's amazing."

Dugu Jieao: "... Cough, there are many people who are better than me, I am nothing." No wonder!Her Dugu Jieao position as the leader of the martial arts may still be somewhat controversial in private, but the title of No. 1 martial arts in the world is absolutely well-deserved.Even her enemies admit that she is indeed the most talented martial artist and the best martial arts master in history. Of course, now doesn't seem like the time to show off, she endures!

Ou Jingnian was curious at first, but when he saw Dugu Jieao suddenly become so silent, he immediately felt a sense of revenge, and asked non-stop along the topic: "Dugu, your master speaks Mandarin, what about the people around you? No Lingnan dialect?"

Dugu Jieao vigilantly denied: "No, everyone around me speaks Mandarin."

"That's quite rare. I've been to Lingnan. Everyone loves to speak dialects. Even Mandarin has a strong accent. I played there for a few days, and I was infected with 'Monkey Sailei'. It's a chicken." Ou Jingnian tried to make a joke, but found that Dugu Jieao not only didn't smile, but his face became more serious: "If everyone speaks dialects, wouldn't there be chaos when so many teachers and sisters get together? They must all speak Mandarin."

"Well, it's a pity, I still want to learn Lingnan dialect from you." Ou Jingnian was not as persistent as Dugu Jieao, seeing that she didn't want to talk about her hometown, she silently changed the subject: "Actually, if you want to be famous so much, You can go out to compete in martial arts, there are many kinds of competitions now, once you get up to this kind of skill, you will definitely kill everyone in seconds."

When Dugu Jieao heard her mention those competitions, he immediately started to sneer: "You mean those things on TV? Is that martial arts?"

Ou Jingnian said: "Do you think everyone is like you? Now that martial arts learners can learn like them, it is already very good. You see Chen Feng is so good at fighting, he really went to this kind of place, and beat people every minute."

She said it casually, but Dugu Jieao became more and more nervous: "What is the past now, isn't it that the martial arts learners are not the same as those who learned martial arts before?"

Ou Jingnian: "Of course it's different. The ancients must have been better than the present. I think the ancients' martial arts should be at least as good as yours..." Dugu Jieao suddenly turned sideways from the passenger side, so frightened that she stepped on the gas pedal suddenly, the steering wheel didn't move. Steady, the whole smart car rushed towards the side of the road crookedly, Dugu Jieao tore off the seat belts of the two people in time, grabbed Ou Jingnian and broke the car door, quickly dodged the car behind that was too late to brake, his hands were like carrying sandbags Holding Ou Jingnian high, he landed lightly on the emergency parking belt, and the little smart had already hit the front isolation barrier and was bounced back, and was about to hit a car next to him, Ou Jingnian paled and shouted involuntarily With a sound of "Dugu", Dugu looked back, threw Ou Jingnian away, tiptoed to the ground, jumped up, jumped to the other end, pushed with both hands, and quickly pushed the smart over, successfully avoiding a catastrophe .

Ou Jingnian opened his mouth wide, not knowing what expression he should use to deal with what happened just now.

Dugu Jieao saw that the car that was almost hit had slowly stopped on the emergency parking belt, he hurriedly grabbed Ou Jingnian, and led her into the small woods quickly, without even giving the passing people a chance to take pictures Vehicles stay.