domestic devil

Dugu Jieao and Ou Jingnian got into the car very quickly, and it was more than 100 kilometers to go to Shanghai, and they couldn't run too fast on the small smart highway, it would take at least 2 hours.Afraid that Dugu Jieao would be bored, Ou Jingnian downloaded a few games for her, but Dugu Jieao was obviously more interested in the road conditions and traffic conditions.When she got in the car, she asked Ou Jingnian carefully about the steps of driving. Ou Jingnian remembered that he had promised her that he would give her a driver's license test, and carefully explained the brakes, accelerator, gear position, steering wheel, and instrument panel to her. , and taught her to adjust the temperature and air outlet.

Dugu Jieao quickly memorized these operations, and began to ask more profound questions: "I read on the Internet that this thing can run because of the engine. What is the engine?"

Ou Jingnian: "...an engine is the machine that drives the engine. It is equivalent to the human heart."

The curious baby of the Dugu Jieao brand continued to speak: "Isn't the human heart used for thinking? Can this thing think by itself?" It feels a little weird, like steel has become fine.

Ou Jingnian: "...Well, the heart is not for thinking, it is for supplying blood and producing oxygen. You see, the heart normally beats like this, sending blood to every part of the body." She left the steering wheel with her right hand, One grasp, one loose, demonstrate to Dugu Jieao.

Dugu Jieao nodded in understanding: "So what does this have to do with the engine?"

Ou Jingnian: "...the engine provides kinetic energy, so..."

Dugu Jieao interrupted her: "Where is the engine? Can I take a look now?"

Ou Jingnian: "...Well, I'm driving now, so I can't show it to you." She never thought about the engine when she bought the car, and every time she did maintenance and repairs, she taught Wenbai what to do. where? !

Dugu Jieao: "Why does the car run when gasoline is put in? What is the principle?"

Ou Jingnian: "...I don't know."

Dugu Jieao: "You have been driving for a long time, why don't you know?"

Ou Jingnian: "Do you usually know how the food is made when you eat? Do you know how the clothes are made when you wear them?" Now it is a commodity society, consumers only need to consume, and they don't care about the source.

Dugu smiled reservedly: "Of course. The rice is cooked by servants. Of course, steamed rice is more delicious. Clothes are woven by looms. I also know that computers are assembled." I'm always curious about something I'm interested in.When I was young, I liked rice, when I grew up, I liked new clothes, and now I like computers and cars, so I vowed to figure out the principles of these things.

Ou Jingnian: "... Anyway, I just don't know."

Dugu Jieao: "Then why do you compare the engine and the heart? It's a nonsense."

Ou Jingnian: ...Children's words are ruthless, children's words are wuji.

Dugu Jieao probably saw that Ou Jingnian didn't answer, so he played all the buttons around him several times on his seat. Just when Ou Jingnian thought he had finally got rid of the fate of being pursued by Dugu Jieao, Dugu Jieao changed the subject and started asking. : "What is that road sign? Why are some green and some yellow? What does that line mean? Why does that car drive crookedly? Why do people drive so fast and you drive so slowly? Hey, that car looks good Big, I like it so much..." She chirped and asked questions, sometimes Ou Jingnian answered, sometimes Ou Jingnian didn't answer, she immediately jumped to the next question, if Ou Jingnian was not driving, he really wanted to catch Dugu Jieao and give him a good kiss, After kissing her until she was out of breath and lack of oxygen, there was no time to ask these weird questions.

It's a pity that with the steering wheel in hand and on the highway, Ou Jingnian couldn't do anything to Dugu Jieao. She could only endure waves of mental attacks from Dugu Jieao. After being exhausted from being questioned, she finally couldn't bear it anymore and stopped at the side of the road. According to Dugu Jieao's taste, I selected some songs that she might like, and turned the volume to the maximum - she usually forbids Dugu Jieao to play music casually at home. For example, as expected, Dugu Jieao forgot to ask questions, immersed in the cheerful music, dancing with hands and feet.

Ou Jingnian breathed a sigh of relief, and focused on driving for a while, and found that Dugu Jieao beside him had quickly learned some simple melodies, and hummed softly along with the music.

At first the humming was very soft, Ou Jingnian only knew that she was in a good mood, and his own mood also improved unconsciously, so he hummed along with the song for a while, but Dugu Jieao suddenly turned down the volume and asked Ou Jingnian: " How do I play a song?"

Ou Jingnian pressed the shortcut key to rewind to the previous song.Dugu Jieao happily followed suit.When a song was over, I rewinded it and listened to it over and over again. Occasionally, I let out a sigh, then smiled again after a while, and asked Ou Jingnian again: "Jingnian, what's the name of this song?"

Ou Jingnian couldn't remember it for a while, so he said, "I can't remember, you can use your phone to look up the lyrics, can you find it on the Internet?"

Dugu Jieao blushed suddenly: "Look up the lyrics? How could someone have the nerve to post such lyrics on the Internet?" Such filthy lyrics can also be posted on the Internet, so I really don't know what to say.But think about it carefully, didn't Ou Jingnian also find those shameless little movies on the Internet?It seems that the Internet is really a good thing.

Ou Jingnian: "...What's so embarrassing about looking up the lyrics?"

Dugu Jieao looked at Ou Jingnian again and again, but didn't see any results, so he lowered his head and worked on the phone for a while, and told Ou Jingnian, "I can't find it."

Ou Jingnian was a little surprised: "This song seems to be quite famous, why can't I find it?"

Dugu Jieao's astonishment almost broke through the sky: "Famous? Will this kind of song still be famous? The atmosphere here...is really open."

Ou Jingnian glanced at her suspiciously: "What does this song have to do with openness?" It seems to be talking about the sea, what's the atmosphere?

Dugu Jieao remained silent, Ou Jingnian turned to get her mobile phone while passing the toll booth: "Let me check for you." Dugu Jieao hesitated for a while before handing her the mobile phone, Ou Jingnian took the toll collector with a smile I handed over the □□, parked the car aside, opened the web page, and the remnants of Dugu Jieao's query were impressively displayed: "If the big tits can, in exchange for the love I once had, let me use the doctor to wait for the milk", "If the big tits Milk can take away my ugliness, just like taking away every snail, all wounds, all tears, my milk, please take them all away.”

Ou Jingnian asked with a dull face, "...Dugu, what is this?"

Dugu Jieao: "Lyrics, I searched like this, but I only found something like the sea, which is not what I want at all." What she wants is big tits, big tits!

Ou Jingnian: "...Dugu, do you want to watch a movie? I'll play it for you with my mobile data, don't listen to music."

Dugu Jieao: "I don't want to watch it. I want to listen to the music."

Ou Jingnian: "It's annoying to listen to one song all the time, you should change it."

Dugu Jieao: "...Okay, let's change to that, that 'Listen to the oath of the big tits, look at the persistent blue sky, let us* freely*'."

Ou Jingnian: "Dugu, what's going on in your head?"

Dugu Jieao said honestly: "I miss you. If you don't talk to me, I can only listen to songs about you."

Ou Jingnian said he didn't understand: "What do these songs have to do with me?"

Dugu Jieao said, "Big tits."

It took Ou Jingnian a half a beat to realize what Dugu Jieao was talking about, and he was speechless.