domestic devil

Dugu Jieao was in a very good mood afterwards, and even allowed Ou Jingnian to sit and wait for her in the shop.Ou Jingnian was in a mixed mood, and when Dugu Jieao got off work and the two of them walked to the parking lot, they asked slowly, slowly, seemingly unintentionally: "Dugu, martial arts training is really important to you. ?"

Dugu Jieao hummed: "Isn't it very important to everyone?"

Ou Jingnian: "...I mean, for practicing martial arts, would you do anything?"

Dugu Jieao stopped: "What are you referring to?"

Ou Jingnian was a little cautious, and said hesitantly: "If, I'm just saying, if there is a very powerful exercise, you can be invincible in the world if you get it, but to get it, you have to do a lot of outrageous things, such as murder and arson. , will you also do it?" A large number of martial arts dramas tell us that half of the bloody storms in the martial arts come from xx collections and xx cheats, and the other half come from xx organizations such as xx religion and xx society. The experience of the world is 0 Ou Jingnian felt that the highest ideal of patients with severe martial arts drama poisoning like Dugu Jieao should be that the martial arts cheats are all right.

Dugu Jieao sneered: "My kung fu is already invincible in the world, there can be no one more powerful than my kung fu. Besides, do you think it is enough to have kung fu? My master has so many apprentices, most of them Even less than [-]% of my strength, Master teaches the same exercises."

Ou Jingnian stomped his feet: "If, I mean if, you...would you do it?"

Dugu Jieao: "Jingnian, for the sake of you being my girlfriend, let me teach you one thing. Generally, this kind of thing called 'the best in the world' and 'supreme mental method' is just like those who sell fake antiques and Bragging about 'one aphrodisiac and two invincibility' is a lie. Only young people who have just entered the rivers and lakes will take this kind of legend seriously. Martial arts masters like us don't even bother to talk about it. This kind of legend. Do you understand?"

Ou Jingnian: "I'm just hypothesizing! Suppose there is such a scene, would you do it?"

Dugu Jieao said decisively: "No, I have practiced my own kung fu for so many years, and I haven't reached the highest level yet. I'm going to get nervous and start practicing again?"

Ou Jingnian: ...

Dugu Jieao: "You asked this suddenly, did you see a similar advertisement somewhere? Don't be fooled. Let me tell you, there is a good mentor and master like me ready by your side. If you want to learn martial arts, come find me. Me, if I teach you, it is impossible for you to become number one in the world, and number two in the world, then you have no choice but to run away."

Ou Jingnian: "...No, I don't need to practice martial arts, let alone be number two in the world, thank you."

Dugu Jieao persuaded her earnestly: "Practicing martial arts has many benefits. You see, every time you drive out, you have to find a parking space and keep an eye on the movement around you. But if you know how to do light work, you can leave whenever you want, You can go on errands in a daze at will, and you can go to the streets and alleys, places that cars can’t go to, and you don’t have to wait for the signal lights to let pedestrians be squeezed by buses and taxis. The most important thing is that there is no traffic jam. How good is it?"

Ou Jingnian looked at her suspiciously: "When doing light work, at least you have to watch the way. Are you afraid of getting lost if you are in a daze?"

Dugu smiled triumphantly: "You're wrong, right? Generally, those who know how to do light work and can use it at any time, at least they are masters of a certain level. How can such a master not have a subordinate? Wouldn't it be enough to let the subordinate guide the way?"

Ou Jingnian: "...wait a minute, the lightness kung fu you're talking about seems to be different from the lightness kung fu I understand. You use light kung fu...you're flying in the air, and someone is showing you the way?!"

Dugu Jieao: "...cough, my subordinates know how to do light work. Usually we are a group of people in the air. This kind of thing is very common in our place." , the majestic leader of the martial arts, of course, when going out, you have to greet her and hug her, and go out of the police and walk in. Otherwise, how can she be worthy of her name?So the best way to travel is to take a group of disciples out with lightness kung fu, which has both the demeanor of a master and the momentum. The only disadvantage is that even experts with the same force value have different levels of lightness kung fu. A few people lag behind, and it is even more inevitable that the jumps are of different heights and different distances.

Ou Jingnian imagined the scene of a large group of people jumping up and down in the air regardless of day and night, and was speechless for a while, then suddenly discovered a key problem: "In this way, many people in your place can do light work, and everyone They all like to jump up and down in the air, isn’t that also very congested in the air? If several senior experts happen to go out, wouldn’t it be the same as the traffic jam here?”

Dugu Jieao: ... She really didn't think about this kind of problem, but generally no one would dare to haunt her within a radius of ten miles, unless it was an assassin.

Ou Jingnian: "...so light work is strenuous, and you have to practice hard. It might as well be easier for me to drive, right? And I suspect that light work can't be as fast as I can drive."

Dugu Jieao: "My Qinggong is very fast! Although it's not as good as Wenbai's car, it's still faster than your car...uh..."

Ou Jingnian took a look at her, kicked the accelerator and rushed out, the speed of smart instantly increased to 80, and rushed out staggeringly.

Dugu Jieao: ...Damn it, I want to learn to drive!

Since martial arts cheats are not to Dugu Jieao's liking, Ou Jingnian changed the subject and asked Dugu Jieao again: "Dugu, if there is a treasure now, if you get it, you can get countless money and power. You will kill people and set fires for it. Do all kinds of evil?"

Dugu Jieao: "What's wrong with you today? Are you asking stupid questions?" There haven't been any strange advertisements popping up on the computer recently.

Ou Jingnian: "Just answer it!"

Dugu Jieao: "First of all, treasures, like martial arts cheats, are mostly legends. Secondly, treasures are usually left over from previous dynasties. Let's not talk about how many things are still in it. Discover, carry and preserve It's very difficult. Instead of spending such a big deal on an illusory legend, it's better to earn money. Third, there are always treasures. Have you ever heard of the word "sitting and eating mountains and empty mountains?" Treasure people. People like me are usually diligent and earn money by themselves, and never bother to listen to such rumors." She has shops, pawnshops, banks, land, and countless gangs. It can't keep up with her teaching income for half a year, what treasure does she want?What a joke.

Ou Jingnian: "...Neither martial arts cheats nor treasures, so what do you want? No matter what you want, I just want to ask you, in order to achieve your goal, can you do anything? There is no bottom line?"

Only now did Dugu Jieao realize Ou Jingnian's true intentions, he turned to look at her and asked, "Jingnian, are you... afraid of me?"

Ou Jingnian's hand on the steering wheel trembled and passed a red light. She hurriedly concentrated on driving, and answered vaguely by the way: "Just asking casually."

Dugu Jieao couldn't tell what it was like in her heart, she always liked others to be afraid of her and respect her, but when Ou Jingnian started to be afraid, she felt a little boring.

It seems that those praises, those tenderness, and those hugs are all just for the purpose of self-protection, not out of sincerity.

Even though she has long been used to people's hypocrisy, she suddenly wanted to be sincere a little bit.