domestic devil

Ou Jingnian thought that Dugu Jieao was hurt by what he blurted out, so he hurriedly stroked her leg and said, "Dugu, I...I was scared by you, so you speak too loudly, don't mind. I...I don't want you to have plastic surgery, but Plastic surgery will really cause a lot of troubles, you...don't be too hot-headed and make random decisions. Besides, you are already so beautiful, so it's meaningless to have plastic surgery."

"Pretty?" Dugu Jieao sneered, "It's a bit late for you to talk about this now." Even though it was late, she seemed quite comfortable listening to it. Ou Jingnian, an idiot, didn't react just now, and now he overcorrected. You know, when she was the leader of the martial arts, those disciples who loved to flatter her most only described her appearance as "majestic and unique from the sky".

"It's not too late." Ou Jingnian hurriedly said the answer that she had come up with after hard thinking, "Dugu, just now... that meat was so delicious, I didn't realize your question for a while, now that the meat is finished, I also have The answer is here, do you want to hear it?"

Dugu looked at Ou Jingnian suspiciously - she thought that only she could do such a thing, but did Ou Jingnian also love food so much?

Dugu Jieao subconsciously glanced at the plate of chicken, while thinking about asking the chef to make another plate to try later, he raised his chin to signal Ou Jingnian to speak.

Ou Jingnian cleared his throat very calmly, looked directly at Dugu Jieao, and said slowly and sincerely: "Dugu, you don't have to assume, you are my favorite person right now. But there is a difference between liking and loving. The process It may be long, it may be short, it may need to be carefully designed, and it may be as long as it goes your way, but no matter what, I am willing to accompany you through this process. Do you...understand?"

Dugu Jieao shook his head honestly: "I don't understand."

Ou Jingnian: ...

Dugu Jieao: "Okay, you asked another question. It's time for me to ask again. What's your favorite look? I'll refer to it. If it's good, I'll consider making it like that. If you don't have any comments, I’ll go for breast enhancement and whitening first.” Thanks to Du Niang’s advertisement, Dugu Leader already knows the basic direction of plastic surgery—breast enhancement, whitening, rhinoplasty, liposuction, and chin reduction.She can fully understand the first two, she can understand the third somewhat, but she can't understand the last two at all—although her dynasty didn't regard fat as beauty, it also respected plump and shiny noble women. I can't afford a girl who is white and has extra flesh.

Ou Jingnian: "... Dugu, I'm serious, you're very beautiful now, you really don't need to go get it done." She felt that the current Dugu Jieao was perfect, if suddenly she turned white and her breasts became bigger, she would be more beautiful. It will be uncoordinated, as if two bulbs of garlic have suddenly grown on a water onion that should have been upright, it is too beautiful to dare to look at it when you think about it.

Dugu frowned unhappily: "Tell me about flattery, and I'll listen to it, that's fine, don't need to repeat it." Talking too much seems like irony, annoying!

Ou Jingnian: "...Dugu, be good, stop making trouble. What do you want us to do if you say that you are not beautiful?"

Dugu Jieao's face sank in an instant, he slapped the table with his hand, and jumped up three feet high: "Ou Jingnian... Alas!" Ou Jingnian knocked her on the head with precision, and the rest of the words were knocked back Then his expression became even more frightening: "Don't think that I dare not kill you! Alas!" Ou Jingnian knocked her again, probably seeing that she was stubborn, stretched out his hand and dragged her to Xiao Song: "Xiao Song , is Dugu pretty?"

"Beautiful as a fairy!" Xiao Song flattered without any pressure.

Dugu Jieao snorted: "Smart words, five hundred bucks!"

Xiao Song: ...

Seeing Dugu's rebellion, Ou Jingnian didn't believe it, so he dragged her and was about to go out.Dugu Jieao wanted to break free forcefully, and as soon as he moved, he caught a glimpse of Ou Jingnian's arm that was still in the splint, and withdrew his hand resentfully, and reluctantly went out with Ou Jingnian, watching her casually stop a passerby A: "Hello miss, do you think my friend is pretty?"

Passerby A: "Crazy!" She is so beautiful, she has to be dragged out to ask someone to praise her again, but she doesn't, and besides, who knows if she is a liar?

Ou Jingnian: ...

Dugu Jieao didn't know why, but he was a little smug: "Look, the clerk will accompany you in acting, and these people will be gone. You should stop being stubborn. Hey, why are you hitting me again?!"

Ou Jingnian was speechless: "I don't even believe that you are beautiful, but you insist on thinking that you are ugly, don't you deserve it? ——Hey, that handsome guy over there, wait a minute, do you think my friend is beautiful?"

Before passer-by B could answer, Dugu Jieao had already rolled his eyes: "If you call him handsome, then the beauty in your mouth is probably not very good." Do you think she is stupid?

Ou Jingnian: ...

Passerby B, who was shot in the heart, flashed melancholy.

Ou Jingnian: "...Hey, that uncle over there, please stop for a moment, that, my friend, cough, this one has just had plastic surgery, please rate it, does it look good?"

Dugu Jieao: ...

Passer-by C, the uncle wearing a mirror, stopped and said disdainfully: "Aren't all plastic surgery the same these days? What's the use of being beautiful? We have to pay attention to the beauty of the soul, do you know the beauty of the soul? Young people, one by one, too young, too ignorant, sometimes too stupid (a thousand words omitted here)..."

Ou Jingnian: "Dugu, don't be impulsive, don't hit people casually! Otherwise, I won't talk to you anymore! Hey!"

Passerby C, run away.

Dugu Jieao's mood became inexplicably brighter: "Forget it, since you are so sincere to praise me, I'll take what you said is true. Usually your aesthetics are not a big problem, how do you think I'm just like this... Cough, I understand, just like the person said just now, we must pay attention to the beauty of the soul. For an existence like me, who is civilized, martial, sage, and inner king, the beauty of the soul must be unparalleled in the world. Maybe you are You might be overwhelmed by the beauty of my soul."

Ou Jingnian: "Don't force me to hit you again... That gentleman over there, please, take a look at the woman on my left, is she good-looking? Is she pretty? How is she better than Fan Bingbing?"

Dugu Jieao: "Don't force others to have the same standards as you because of your own aesthetic problems. I don't know what I look like... Hey, what the hell are you doing?!" She angrily slapped passers-by's hands Since Ou Jingnian was there, he just stared at him fiercely, the passer-by who was as wretched as he was in his heart squinted at her, and said with a smile: "The little girl looks really good, how much is it? "

Ou Jingnian immediately realized who this man took Dugu Jieao for, and immediately became angry: "... Who do you think we are? Go away!"

Dugu Jieao also reacted, but looked at the man in disbelief, surprised and delighted: "You... think I'm pretty?"

"Of course." Passer-by Ding looked at Dugu Jieao, then at Ou Jingnian, and stretched out his hands towards the arms of the two: "You are both very beautiful, how about...hehe..."

Ou Jingnian struggled to shake off the passerby's hand, turned his head full of hope, and found that Dugu Jieao had just gently slapped this person's hand away again, and was speechless at once: "Dugu, can you bear it?" Usually he has such a bad temper, but at this time So charitable?

Dugu looked back happily: "He thinks I'm pretty." Back when Master sent her to go undercover in a brothel, all the teachers and sisters pretended to be the girls in the building, only she pretended to be a fire girl, and she went to argue with Master, and Master looked at her Sighing, she said: "If you can attract guests, you can pretend to be whoever you want." So she went to hook up a circle with great interest, but she got nothing but scaring away a group of guests.I didn't expect that there would be men seduced by her on the street now. It seems that she is really pretty now?

Ou Jingnian: "...I also said just now that you are good-looking." You just don't believe it.

Dugu Jieao: "Because he is willing to pay for me." Posts on the forums say that it depends on whether a person is sincere or willing to spend money for you, but speaking of it this way, Ou Jingnian seems to have spent a lot of money for himself ...Dugu Jieao turned his head thoughtfully, staring at Ou Jingnian non-stop.

Ou Jingnian was powerless to complain: "...Forget it, let's go back. Uncle, we are not what you think, there is a bar street 50 meters ahead, there are many people you want, please go there."

The passer-by was a little unhappy: "Do you think I have no money? I also think you are disabled, alas!" He took a step back suddenly, covered his cock in pain, and squatted on the ground.

Dugu Jieao withdrew his kick and clapped his hands: "Dare to scold my wife? You want to die!"

Ou Jingnian: "...Dugu, it's wrong to hit someone."

Dugu Jieao was very aggrieved: "But he is too rude! Wait..." She squinted at Ou Jingnian's smiling face, "Did you just... have been waiting for me to hit him?"

"Nonsense, how could I be that kind of person?" Ou Jingnian withdrew his arm from Dugu's unruly grip, and walked into the store without turning his head, "Beating people everywhere will punish you to run back to the store from here. "

Dugu Jieao: ...