There are always bad guys trying to kill me

Monday, the first day of the great life-or-death workday.

The glorious primary school people's teacher Finance has one or two classes today, and he planned it like this: the first class will teach the text, and the second class will evaluate the homework.

perfect.

But just 10 minutes after the first class, there was a little deviation.

Finance cannot ignore the child's raised hand and his straightforward and eager eyes.

"Zhou Xiaoming, what's your question?"

"Finance teacher, the text said that Zhuge Liang was moved by Liu Bei's three visits to the thatched cottage, but why did I read in other books: Zhuge Liang begged Liu Bei three times before staying?"

... Don't always read those messy books, Zhou Xiaoming.

"We'll discuss this issue after class."

Facing this group of elementary school students who are full of thirst for knowledge, the most difficult question to explain clearly is: Why is what I see different from the text?

Classmates, don’t you think about why the sky is not blue, the flowers are not all fragrant, and you don’t necessarily have to be happy when you go to school!

It was agreed to negotiate the contract in an air-conditioned place, but in the end, because the finance department was in a hurry to go to work, today he was led by the finance department to sit in the coffee shop yesterday, waiting for Pu Dao and Xiao Zhu to appear.

Because Huang Shang doesn't know how to use a mobile phone.

Moreover, the phone that was full of contacts in Martian language was silently put back after one glance at the phone.

"Let them find me first, and I will study this phone."

My heart is so tired, I feel like I have stepped into a different dimension, I understand every word, but I can't understand how to combine them together.

Huang Shang was wearing a shirt specially turned out by the finance company, forgetting about his old man's undershirt. He is also a handsome young man with good looks and good temperament, and he has received many sneak shots from the waiters.

Today's Director Pu is also very serious, wearing a normal T-shirt, sitting solemnly opposite, looks like a director.

"Huang Shang, I heard from Mr. Jin that you don't have a mobile phone. How can we contact you in the future?"

Director Pu was a little depressed, how could young people these days not have mobile phones!There is no circle of friends!No Weibo!Live like a fakir!

"Contact Finance." Huang Shang didn't care about such trivial matters at all.

"And what about your agent?"

Xiao Zhu asked casually, since Teacher Jin still has the great cause of teaching and educating people, who will arrange Huang Shang's basic necessities of life in the future?

"I'm alone. No one else."

Well, Director Pu understood that not every actor was surrounded by assistants before becoming famous, and Huang Shang didn't sign with a company, and of course he didn't have an agent.

"This contract is the invitation contract of our Pu Village West Studio. We invite you to join the crew of "Long Live My Emperor". Director Pu's opinion is that you play the leading role of Emperor Jin Jia." Xiao Zhu said, and glanced at Pu Director, without the consent of Mr. Huang, he can set the angle casually. It is strange that Mr. Huang agrees, "Huang Shang, do you have any other requirements?"

Huang Shang glanced at Xiao Zhu and said, "You, ask about finance."

"Many things in this world written by imagination are called novels. They are based on reality, but they are higher than reality. For example, not every composition you write is a journal based on facts. There are metaphors, descriptions, and imaginations. When you grow up, you will find that many novels are not true. They are based on real life, modified and processed, with the intention of the author, and some novels will be distorted. History, some novels will praise things that you can’t understand. You have to learn to distinguish by yourself, and then selectively accept the good and get rid of the bad, so that you can grow up healthily and become a person who contributes to society. Do you understand?”

Classmate Zhou Xiaoming, who loves to ask questions, looked at the finance teacher, and his eyes were shining with the light of opening the door to a new world to accept new knowledge.

"Teacher, can you say it again?"

Finance filtered his words out of his mind, as if, it seemed, it was really a bit too cumbersome, not suitable for instructing primary school students, he simplified and refined his central idea.

"Read more, think more, how did Zhuge Liang join Liu Bei's team, the truth of history, waiting for you to explore!"

Your journey is a sea of ​​stars!

Encouraged by the mystery, Zhou Xiaoming nodded with sparkling eyes and ran out.

Finance's mobile phone vibrated and received a text message from Xiao Zhu: ——Teacher Jin!The emperor asks what you want!

Finance clicked on Reply, quickly sent a text message, and devoted himself to the pre-class preparation for the second class.

"Water heater." Xiao Zhu read the text message replied by the finance company, and felt that there was a certain gap between this request and the cool and beautiful woman he imagined.

"Then add a water heater." Huang Shang is quite satisfied with the "water heater" used in the hotel. Although it is narrower, it is several times better than the bathtub.

After listening to Huang Shang's request, Director Pu felt deeply guilty, because Huang Shang is a newcomer, and the investor will not pay a big price, so it is fine to try his best to lower the price.

result!Huang Shang is such a sincere and simple person!

In this impetuous age!The additional requirement of the actor turned out to be just a water heater!

Director Pu felt that his tears were about to fall, sad and sad, my emperor doesn't even have a water heater in his house!

"Huang Shang! I have an apartment next to the famous city film and television base, you can move there!"

Huang Shang considered it for a while, and rejected him cautiously: "You will not be rewarded for no merit, thank you."

With a serious look on his face, he was sure that only a water heater was needed, Xiao Zhu took out his pen and prepared to record.

"What brand of water heater do you want? What kind of specification?"

Huang Shang recalled it for a while, and said: "It is eight feet long and five feet wide. It is made of white jade without carvings."

Seeing Xiaozhu's confused face, he added, "If there is no white jade, wood is fine."

"Huang Shang, you really don't want an apartment?"

Xiao Zhu suggested nervously.

Huang Shang glanced at him and felt that this guy was really unreasonable.

"Water heater, as soon as possible."

When Finance returned home with a large bag of homework, it was discovered that Huang Shang had already arrived home.

"Are you back early?"

Huang Shang sat at the table and studied hard, probably looking at the "Comparison Table of Traditional and Simplified Characters" that he printed out yesterday.

"I thought it was too late for you to meet the director, and you would talk about poetry, poetry, philosophy of life, and discuss movies and TV series that are popular among young people at the moment?"—For example, "Becoming a Star in Modern Times" or something like that.

Finance threw away the homework and found that Huang Shang was looking at the received contract verbatim.

"An audition? When?"

"Well, Xiao Zhu will call you."

Finance was a little ashamed to hear this sentence, it seemed that Xiao Zhu had called him too much today, and he had already been blacklisted by him to experience the quiet feeling.

Huang Shang put his watch aside and asked sincerely, "Help me see the contract?"

""Long Live the Emperor"? I seem to have a little impression." Finance looked at the contract, thinking that this film seemed to have been hyped in the news, such as "the director who is vacant for the leading role is suspected to be drafted" and other non-nutritive hype.

He opened the contract. From the perspective of a language teacher, there were no typos, wrong sentences, or traps. Fortunately, Huang Shang hadn't signed the contract yet. He would then check with a friend who studied the Fa to see if there was any problem.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door.

Finance opened the door suspiciously, and the delivery person in blue overalls carried a large box and asked with a smile, "Anyi Home Appliances Company, your water heater has arrived."

The staff entered the house, unpacked the box, quickly removed the burned out water heater, and installed a new one.

Huang Shang looked at the boxy reflective object and asked suspiciously, "What is this?"

Finance is in a good mood. He didn’t expect that he just said he wanted a water heater today, and it would be delivered on the same day. The home appliance company confirmed the address by phone. He thought it would take three or four days, but he caught up with the installation right after get off work. He didn’t have to go to the hotel tonight to be abused.

"It's a water heater, Your Majesty~"

Huang Shang felt that this water heater was far from what he had requested.

Shouldn't the water heater be eight feet long and five feet wide, made of white jade, with its own hot water function, and accommodate the whole body to lie in, like a hot spring?

"That's the bathtub, thank you."

Finance debugged the water heater, and was satisfied to find that the new one is easier to use than the old one, with constant temperature hot water, intelligent frequency adjustment, and gas saving.

Huang Shang's face darkened, a little displeased: "Then I want a bathtub."

"You think too much, just our small bathroom, and the bathtub? The bathtub can't even fit." Finance ruthlessly refuted Huang Shang's willful request, and the bathtub is such a waste water thing, he doesn't want to face the unbearable payment of life one.

Seeing Huang Shang's unhappy face, Finance immediately clapped his hands jokingly, and said like teasing a child, "Come on, Huang Shang, take a bath?"

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Finance teachers know everything, listen to finance _(:з"∠)_