There are always bad guys trying to kill me

The coffee shop is quiet and air-conditioned.

Finance and the bald cap listened to Huang Shang's self-narration, one listened casually, and the other concentrated.

"When I woke up, I seemed to have forgotten a lot of things."

"Who am I? Where am I? What am I going to do?"

"I came to this world like a ghost. Everything is so dreamy, just like a dream. I'm afraid it will be broken if I touch it lightly."

"If you want a reason to stay, it must be that I want to become a god!"

Finance thought for a while, and felt that this conversation seemed familiar.

Huang Shang continued to speak, his words made Finance feel more and more familiar, as if he just heard it yesterday...

Wait, what he said just now, wasn't it really the lines of the heroine of "Becoming a Star in the Modern Times" played at the hotel last night!

He seemed to suddenly understand why Huang Shang, from shock to silence last night, was so engrossed in watching the TV that he occupied the remote control and didn't turn the channel all night!

The bald-headed little round cap suddenly became very melancholy. He didn't expect Huang Shang's life experience to be so rough and twists and turns. He said with emotion: "I understand! This world is so big, where did we come from! Where are we going! Don't let the day of yesterday be left behind! You can cut off the water and let it flow! I promise, you are a unique new star in this world, and you will bloom gorgeous fireworks in my eyes!"

Finance calmly took a sip of ice water. Who are they? I don't know them. I'm just a passerby who strayed into the social circle of mental patients.

"But I don't remember anything, and I don't know anything, so can I still become a god?" These words are full of meaning.Seeing Huang Shang sigh from the bottom of his heart, who knows what evil method has brought me down to this point!

"Yes!" The bald cap was full of excitement, "Huang Shang! You will definitely become a god! It has been too long since no one has resonated with me spiritually! You can't, I will teach you! None of us can, let the world Teach us! From this moment! You bring your assistant, I bring my script, and we will go to the pinnacle of the film industry hand in hand!"

The "assistant" Finance numbly watched the bald cap take out a frayed script from his backpack, and handed it to Huang Shang respectfully.

"I played him! You are the new national male god!"

——Hello, unitary zero?

Pu Dao, a bald cap, occupation: director.A heart dedicated to art was taught to be a man by the world. I lamented this impetuous world, and then began to retaliate against the society. I made vulgar movies such as "Peerless Tanhua Lang" and "Nice Little Road". , became popular one, two, three, four, eight.Nine-line starlets suddenly lifted their spirits and regained the loyalty of a child who devoted himself to art.

"The director is a good man." It's just that he has a poisonous mind—from screenwriter Su Yun's comment, "The director forgets to sleep and eat, and works hard." It's because he forgot to take medicine—from his assistant Xiao Zhu's comment, "Director Pu has a good temper and is very reliable in filming." It’s just that I can’t do without my supervision—comment from the producer Lao Huang. Just when the finance department couldn’t help but want to call Yaoyaoling and throw this bald liar back to the mental hospital for reformation, the dedicated and sincere assistant finally came to the door .

"Director Pu!" The little assistant rushed over. After a while, Director Pu could wander three streets away. If the global positioning was not sensitive enough, he could only post a missing person notice!

"Look, Emperor Jinjia!" Director Pu gestured to the assistant with a sense of accomplishment.

The assistant understands that Director Pu often gets his nerves wrong, and said to them apologetically: "Hello, I am the assistant of Director Pu. May I ask your contact information, and we will formally negotiate with you tomorrow."

Although Finance wanted to shake hands and leave, but seeing Huang Shang turning over the script with a focused face, he still left a phone call and agreed to talk tomorrow in an air-conditioned and quiet place.

"Your Majesty, we will see you tomorrow!"

Pu Dao cupped his hands, and under Xiao Zhu's eager urging, he left the coffee shop.

"You want to act?"

Finance looked at Huang Shang staring at the script thoughtfully, and could read the booklet.

Huang Shang slowly pushed the script and handed it to Finance.

He frowned and asked in confusion, "What's written on it?"

Eat and go home.

I didn't buy a water heater, and I got a bloody script.

"I have respected you and loved you for so many years, and I claim that what I have done is worthy of you. How did you repay my favor? Who did you order to make things difficult for me? My heart..."

It's been a long time since finance has been read in a textbook outside of the podium!

Forgive him for such bloody lines, but he can only repeat it for Huang Shang expressionlessly.

Finance finally started to seriously think about it. Maybe Huang Shang really wore it. These days, people who grow up so big and are so illiterate are rare!

It's just that I didn't expect to teach primary school students on weekdays and overage primary school students on rest days.

After reading a long line, Finance had time to take a look at Huang Shang. This tall man was wearing a sweatshirt, taking notes seriously... with a brush...

Yes!A person who can't read big characters can write traditional characters well with a brush. The people's teacher Finance looked at the good calligraphy written by him, and wanted to frame it and give it to the old man at home for joy.

Of course, if the content is not so bloody, you love me and I love you!

Maybe, maybe, it's wearing it.

After Huang Shang finished recording, he looked up at Finance: "Why don't you read it?"

"Huang Shang, are you really the emperor?"

Huang Shang paused, staring intently at finance.

"...I am a ghost in this world, everything is so dreamy—"

"Stop, I see, I'll continue."

Finance resignedly picked up the script and read some of the following lines to him.

The script given by Director Pu is only one scene, which tells how the emperor loves.The heroine, how did the heroine hurt him? The emperor who looked down on the world because of an ordinary woman, clumsily fell in love and monologues alone.

Huang Shang looked at what he had written.

Humph, ridiculous!

I have read all 3000 beauties, how can I worry about a woman!

With a swipe of a big pen and a few changes, it really looks much more pleasing to the eye.

Comparing the script, the text is not particularly complicated. Huang Shang calmed down and compared them one by one. Knowing yourself and the enemy, you can win a hundred battles, and start with the text to break into the enemy's interior!

Seeing his unfathomable appearance, Finance was a little surprised. He dealt with documents, used computers, and acted. The main words were read out, which seemed to be quite suitable for Huang Shang's semi-literate state.

"Huang Shang, do you understand what acting means?"

"Of course." Huang Shang glanced at Finance with disdain, "Becoming a Star in Modern Times" has already made it very clear!

The heroine Zheng Sanniang came to this different world, unaccompanied, and by virtue of "acting", she successfully stood on the brightly lit altar, and everyone praised her as a "goddess" like a moon. On the altar, waiting for a flash of white light, she disappeared from the altar, appeared on the giant screen, and returned to her hometown!

"Since I came here, there is only one reason, and that is to become a god!" Huang Shang's eyes were deep, with determination to win.

"ok, I know, thank you."

The author has something to say:

Friends: Reaper elementary school students have immortal physiques and are happy!

Me: Are you happy that one billion descendants of Huang Shang died at the hands of finance?

I'm dirty, I don't have dirty hair.