[Tomb Raiders Black Flower] The voice in the camera

"Green peppers are so good, you eat them every day!" Xie Yuchen was a little annoyed when he heard this word from a ferry or an ancient dog copy, and threw a question in an annoyed manner.

"Yes, honey, you really understand me. You are indeed my heart, baby, sweet baby." The black glasses were tilted.

"Aren't you tired?" I don't know whether Xie Yuchen is referring to eating green peppers every day or referring to the greasy words in black glasses.

"Old people have troublesome eyes, there's nothing I can do about it." The black glasses sighed pretendingly.

"It's presbyopia, cataract, or glaucoma. Would you like to introduce some doctors to you?" Taking out the flip phone to fiddle with, of course it's not because of a conscience to find a phone doctor for the ruffian, but just to play two games of StripTrisOS5 while he's eating, " No wonder he wears a pair of sunglasses and pretends to be a magic stick all day long."

"What's that saying? You can see better in a dark environment... Well, maybe you can see better if you wear it." The black glasses pushed the sunglasses on the bridge of the nose.Just think that the forgotten words just now are probably hallucinations.

"Are you a cobra that sees without eyes and uses your tongue to sense heat, or a dog that sees with black, white and gray?"

"Actually, bears also see things in black and white." Black Glasses added.

"Hurry up and eat your food, there's so much nonsense." Xie Yuchen chatted with the black glasses, and accidentally lost another mobile game.

"Hee hee, so you care so much about my diet." Black Glasses smiled, and took another bite of fried rice with shredded pork and green peppers.

Endless quarrels, professional evaluation based on the current situation, 300 years later, there will be no winner or loser.

The frangipani flowers outside the pavilion are blooming, with light yellow petals and pink and white edges, exhaling a fragrant but not greasy fragrance.

◆◇Love rival is coming

The shooting of the anatomical map is in full swing.

Xie Yuchen and Black Glasses stayed together all day long, and they were like shadows. Although they often quarreled, nothing major happened.Occasionally, they would have a light meal at noon, say hello when entering and leaving the door, and flirt with each other on the Internet.

The holiday is coming to an end, college students are returning to school one after another, and the campus is gradually becoming lively.There is no girl who is not pregnant. Spring, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant in the school, and the spring is harmonious. The handsome men and women who are in the spring of thinking see the two in the laboratory, and their minds become active, and all kinds of love letters come one after another.What kind of epistolary, electronic version, singing at the door of the laboratory... everything.Many high-definition large pictures were released on the campus forum, which attracted girls from other departments to leave messages begging for a phone call.

But after each student had been to the laboratory, they all quietly retreated.The student union organization in the school was so surprised that they sent people to the laboratory to eavesdrop on the corner while the class was not in session.

And later, according to gossip, the school magazine reporter who was sent to secretly investigate returned to the dormitory, his legs were weak, he suffered a serious illness, his flesh color changed, and he fasted for several months. After nearly four years of weight loss, he finally waited for this Moment of success.

"The sharp cut just now made the cut deeper, and the result will be better." The black glasses adjusted the focus of the camera, and said seriously.

"A little deeper and you'll reach the tendons. That rubber-like thing is not fun at all." He said and made a gesture with a knife to pick it lightly, and the rubber-like tendons broke.

"Suddenly I want to eat deer tendon and ox knee stew. The food is in Guangzhou. You have been in Guangzhou for so long and you haven't walked around to eat it. I know there is a place that makes deer tendon and ox knee stew. It's better than Yuchu. It’s still delicious, and it’s a bit special. I’ll take you there tonight to taste something new.” Black glasses began to invite once a day again.

"Okay, that sounds good." Xie Yuchen's appetite was inexplicably aroused, and even though he was facing a corpse now, he still couldn't help licking his dry lips.

"Then what do you eat for lunch? Green pepper shredded pork fried rice, braised pork rice bowl, beef brisket rice noodles, chicken stewed rice with mushrooms, boat porridge, pantang horseshoe cake..." The black glasses carried the usual order menu.

"Fish-flavored eggplant plus a portion of radish and beef offal." Xie Yuchen no longer paid much attention to the messy titles that black glasses called him.Although it would be noisy if there was one more person around him, he didn't object to making do with it and living happily. "The pattern of the blood pendant today is similar to that of an eggplant. I will have my lungs patted in the afternoon. I have to report to Dean Wang later."

"Hey, here's fried rice with shredded pork with green peppers, fish-flavored eggplant stew, radish and beef offal. The address remains the same." Black Glasses put down his baby SLR, dialed the takeaway phone, and solved the problem of food and clothing first.

The students were scared away after hearing such a brutal and bloody conversation.

Xie Yuchen took off the rubber gloves, and carefully cleaned the knife and tweezers with disinfectant.He took out his mobile phone from his pocket and pressed the power button. As soon as the screen turned on, a call came in.

"Hello." Xie Yuchen answered the phone.

"I'm He Xiaoxiang, a student of yours in the United States, and I'm in Guangzhou now." He Xiaoxiang over there walked out of the airport with his suitcase, breathing unsteadily and a little panting.

"Oh, it's you. What can I do for you?" Xie Yuchen put the knives one by one into the special box for knives and arranged them neatly.

"I...I'll treat you to dinner tonight. I have a surprise for you." He Xiaoxiang summoned up his courage and said.

"Surprise? I have an appointment tonight, how about tomorrow." Xie Yuchen closed the lid of the special box.If I remember correctly, today is Valentine's Day on February [-]th, and Xie Yuchen remembers these festivals very clearly.

"But I can wait, but I can't wait for surprises." He Xiaoxiang said helplessly, still panting.

"Oh, what's so mysterious. You can go to my place tonight. I'll go back early after dinner. I'll text you the address later." On the night of February [-]th, dates with various names were more complicated than usual. There are a lot more.Xie Yuchen can be regarded as catching up with the previous shift and the next shift, generally casting the net and focusing on harvesting.

"Okay, I see." He Xiaoxiang's drowsiness caused by jet lag was instantly overshadowed by the excitement of knowing that he could meet the male god tonight.

"Hey, it's time for an appointment again. The market of peach blossoms is not so good. Do you have any tricks to tell me?" As soon as Xie Yuchen put down the phone, his black glasses showed a look of envy and jealousy, and he patted Xie Yuchen's shoulder . "Don't lure wolves into your room tonight. The sound insulation in our room is not very good, and no matter how good the sound insulation measures are, I can still hear it."

In the evening, Black Glasses and Xie Yuchen went to eat deer tendon and ox knee stew as promised.The taste is really as good as the black glasses said. The deer tendon is soaked in warm water, and then stir-fried with onion, ginger and garlic. It is delicious and has no original fishy smell.The ox knee bone soup has also been boiled for a long time, the soup is rich and full of essence.In addition, pepper is added to the soup, which brings warmth to this humid early spring.

N hours later, the two returned home after dinner, and went back to their respective houses to find their respective mothers.When he arrived at the door, the black glasses stopped specially, and looked at the little boy who was talking to Xie Yuchen on the phone at noon. He had blond hair, was white and clean, and stood timidly at the door of Xie Yuchen's house.He held a hairless black and white kitten in his arms, and the kitten greeted him mischievously from time to time.Black Glasses thought to himself, even a cat can't handle it properly, and there are people who have the guts to covet me.

Seeing that He Xiaoxiang didn't bring his luggage.The black glasses reckoned that he wouldn't stay overnight, but he couldn't help wondering whether he would have been washed and delivered to the door... At this time, he suddenly received a glance from Xie Yuchen, and the black glasses couldn't stay at the door After going down, he opened the door of his house, and mouthed to He Xiaoxiang provocatively before entering the house.

"I went to your house and couldn't find you. Later Mrs Swite told me that you came to Guangzhou and asked me to bring it to you..." He Xiaoxiang didn't pay attention to the provocation of the black glasses at all. When Xie Yuchen appeared, his eyes lit up, as if seeing a savior.Then he handed over the cat in his hand.

Xie Yuchen is also well aware of his cat's temperament, and if someone who is not familiar with it hugs it like this, it will definitely scratch people.He also blamed He Xiaoxiang for releasing Xiao Hei from the transport cage in order to express himself.Xie Yuchen smiled and took the cat. "Thank you for your hard work. Come in and have a cup of tea."

Less than half an hour later, He Xiaoxiang left.During the period, the black glasses didn't hear some fierce voices from the next door, so they were happy to themselves.

It wasn't until later that Black Glasses realized that his real rival in love was not those lustful but frightened students, nor the little followers who flew over from the United States, but the cat that He Xiaoxiang brought over.

Well, Xie Yuchen's favorite cat - Xiao Hei.

◆◇Why is it still you

Time flies like an arrow, the sun and the moon fly by, and there is nothing to say about the boring campus life.

For more than a month, Black Glasses and Xie Yuchen were busy between the three points of the laboratory, the Internet, and the residence.After repeated review and approval, the anatomical map shooting task was finally a perfect pass.

With the end of the old mission, the new mission naturally fell on Xie Yuchen.

"Tuk-tuk-tuk." Xie Yuchen knocked on the door of President Wang's office for the second time.

"Please come in." Dean Wang was still full of air.

The scene after entering was also familiar, except that Dean Wang didn't eat hamburgers like last time, and there was a man and a group of students in the office.

"Come, come, let me give you a brief introduction. This is the lecturer of the Forensic Medicine Department of the Criminal Police Academy." Dean Wang was smiling, the wrinkles on his face could kill mosquitoes, shaking and bloated Get up from the sofa. "Xie, this is Mr. Chen, the person in charge of the advertising department of Company A."

"Hi, Mr. Chen." Xie Yuchen extended his hand politely and said politely.

Mr. Chen quickly released Yuchen's outstretched hand, and rubbed it twice without any trace.