rang again.It kept vibrating, and there was a little bad breath floating around.
A number that has not been archived is also very strange.It's a mobile number, not a landline.Calls during this time period are either debts of favor or pyramid schemes.Press the call button, guessing what the other party will say in the first sentence.
It's "Dude, come out for a drink, I'm at XXX bar on Yanjiang Road." There are many people who know my number, but few people know the area where I am.
Or "franchising will make your future life better. Believe me, it can shorten your path to success, and it can make you money in a year or two that you couldn't make in decades." "Low cost is high Reward is our purpose. 'Everyone is good is really good' is our basic principle. We want to increase China's GDP and march towards developed countries." Today's pyramid schemes are so full of patriotism, they will do so deeply and practically for For the sake of the general public? ? ?
Or "Mr. Xie, your account is abnormal. This morning at 45:4999 am I spent 59 yuan at Chengdu TX Nightclub, and at 71400:[-] am I spent [-] yuan at Hefei XY Clothing Wholesale City. Please check your balance and give feedback... SMS Send your bank account number and password to..." Is the emphasis on anomalies, or the rapid development of China's traffic?This shows that domestic deception technology is getting stronger and stronger.No wonder there was a saying in the campus that people read books in the past to avoid being cheated, but now people read books to deceive others. '
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu for me clear.
"Son, you made the wrong number. I'm not your father." Xie Yuchen said helplessly.Whether it is "one big brother" or "four big brothers", one answer is more cruel than the other.
"Ah wow, my brother's 1111 is like a mace! Help." There were a few voices at the right time.But the voice was a bit familiar, as if I had heard it somewhere.
"Go ahead, child!" Xie Yuchen smiled playfully.Then he put himself on the phone and faked a lazy female voice, "In the middle of the night, who called! Huh? Hug me." At the end, he yawned pretendingly.
There was no sound from there, and it took a while before someone said, "Master, we were wrong. Please forgive us this time. Don't dare to do it again next time."
Xie Yuchen curled his lips in a good mood, "What's wrong?"
"We shouldn't disturb the X life of Grandpa and Madam... No, it's rest."
"Ok?"
"I've recruited them all. I'm the big guy in the crew. We're playing truth or dare. It's the screenwriter who called you just now. Oh, don't push me..." Big brother explained.
"The sound effect that the adults self-produced in the later period is so vivid, it's as if you've met me." Xie Yuchen gently shook the hanging chair.
"Thank you, thank you. She is... well, don't pull my clothes. Oh, oh, what is this little trick in front of Master Hua?" After receiving Daisy's hint later, Da Ge said flatteringly.
"What? Didn't you just call me? Dogs have eaten up your usual cleverness?" Xie Yuchen leaned on the rattan hanging chair and swayed. Instead of shaking, he spun around for a few weeks.The iron chain on the rattan hanging chair was too new, and the oil was not enough, so it made a "creaking" sound.
"Drinking a few cups of cat urine, I'm a bit confused... What was that creaking sound just now, why don't you continue after I hang up the phone, this, this is too..." Embarrassment and curiosity were intertwined.
"I'm the only one here." Xie Yuchen was stating the facts.
"Ha! Was that just...a ghost?" Da Ge's voice trembled a little.
"You mean Ah Piao? Isn't he standing behind you right now?" Xie Yuchen accepted it when he saw a good deal, "Oh, you are allowed to play with me, and I am not allowed to play with you? Girls, go home early."
……
Then they chatted lightly for a few more words before hanging up the phone.
The night passed just like that, and the fragrance of green grass after the rain reverberated in the nasal cavity, which was refreshing.
Goodbye, the nightmare of the past, the future is waiting for me to move forward!
◆◇Opposite, the scenery is pleasant
"Quack, quack." In the small lotus pond not far downstairs, the lotus leaves showed sharp corners.The raindrops left over from last night are sliding into the pool along the tip, causing ripples in circles.The morning sun has not yet fully risen from the east, and it only smudges the surrounding thin clouds into a beautiful color.The air in the sky is still moist, so the sun has added a few rainbows of less than seven colors to him.Occasionally, there are three or two spring swallows passing through, which is full of spring.And the scenery on the other side is also pleasant.
Xie Yuchen swayed the rattan hanging chair again, and the hanging chair was still rotating in the same direction, and when it stopped, it was facing the balcony of the neighbor's house.There was a person holding a DSLR and looking at Xie Yuchen.The man stood barefoot on the irregularly patterned tiles on the balcony, his legs were very slender and his lines were well-proportioned.There was not enough light, and I couldn't tell if there was leg hair or something on it.A bath towel is wrapped around the key parts, which looks very casual.The upward golden ratio is enough to make men jealous and women coveted.There are two white marks on the third to last rib on the left, which should be gunshot wounds.Judging from Xie Yuchen's past experience, this person is definitely not simple.These two white marks didn't destroy the beauty of the man's upper body muscles, but instead added a bit of fortitude and wildness.A pair of sunglasses is on the face.The hair was drooping, obviously freshly washed.What a picture of a beautiful boy coming out of the bath.
"Delete the photo of me." Xie Yuchen frowned.
"How are you sure I caught you?" The black glasses hooked the lower corner of his lips, and the ruffian's anger suddenly overflowed.It was him?This happened to be very, very wonderful.Black glasses thought to himself.
"There seems to be a legal provision in China that does not infringe on other people's privacy!" Xie Yuchen took a sip of the tea that was already cold in his hand, and put the cup on the small coffee table next to him.Slowly straightening her waist, she stared at the black glasses that she wanted to smoke with a smile.
"It seems that candid photography is an infringement of the right to privacy and portraiture. I can't remember exactly what the law is." Just now, the lazy cat was leaning quietly on the rattan hanging chair. Is it fried?So cute and tight. "As the saying goes, a couple who spends one night is kind for a hundred days. How could you be so ungrateful and say the word 'other' to me! Could it be that you have forgotten our affectionate kiss and our lingering love that night? Or, again Revisit it. Huh?"
"Give me that camera. Knowing the law and breaking the law will be a higher class." Xie Yuchen was a little annoyed at this ruffian's shameless behavior.
"Want? Come and get it yourself." The black glasses provocatively handed the camera forward.He also pretended to be chic and posed a pose.Tilting his head, motioned Xie Yuchen to look between the two balconies.The closest between the two balconies is the painted railing on both sides, but the distance is more than one meter, almost two meters, and there is no other point of strength within this meter.This building is a stairway room. Although the government has certain restrictions on the height of the building, in the hands of the shrewd developer, the building is not too short.The railing is nearly 20 meters from the ground visually.If it falls from here ignoring the air resistance, set the initial velocity Vo=0, and the gravitational acceleration g is 10m/s^2.Then the landing time only needs 2s, and the final velocity Vt can reach 20m/s.Looking down, there are no trees, no lawns, and no pools. It is a solid concrete floor.If it really falls, it will be half-disabled even if it does not die.
"Hmph, take me over, kid." Xie Yuchen stood up suddenly, supported the railing with one hand, and with a single support, a kite turned over in the air and passed lightly, his movements were extremely chic.The top two buttons of the pink shirt with striped patterns printed on the rattan hanging chair were loosened, revealing the delicate Adam's apple and collarbone. Coupled with the pride emanating from the corners of his eyes and brows, this Xie Yuchen was particularly tempting.The black glasses were startled slightly because of this, and the camera in his hand was snatched away by him.
"Oh, I'm back to my senses. Is my brother so handsome? Seeing the black glasses stunned, Xie Yuchen couldn't help but feel a little funny. So he reached out to attack the bath towel under the black glasses with the speed of thunder and jingle. .
"Beauty, are you so impatient?" The black glasses woke up at this moment, and they were not dazed by the beauty.Not only did he stop understanding Yuchen's actions, but he also tried some tricks to wrap around Xie Yuchen's wrist and drag him to him.He whispered in Xie Yuchen's ear half teasingly, "It has been illegal to break into private houses since ancient times. However, Article 30 and Nine of the "Constitution of the People's Republic of China" seem to have clear instructions. Do you also know the law and break the law? Do you want to increase the crime as well? Waiting." The last few words were spoken in a very ambiguous manner.
The author has something to say: The blind man showed so much flesh, why did Master Hua just make a "delicate Adam's apple and collarbone" shyly.
Master Hei will definitely say that it is not enough to watch (dog legs) This baby thinks so too (saliva)
A certain black learned: "Huh? Hehe, just beat him to death. Don't count it as a flower master, just throw this little guy on my account."
From then on, Gongzi Hei and Gongzi Hua lived a happy life.
End of the full text [What is this last sentence about?
◆◇Who has a better figure?
When Xie Yuchen was blown by the black glasses, his whole body felt numb.It is undeniable that Black Glasses is a master flirt.Xie Yuchen also secretly regretted that he had been too terrified just now, and forgot to take precautions, allowing this ruffian to take advantage of it. "presumptuous."
"Oh~ is it?" The black glasses breathed into Xie Yuchen's ear again.
"I got this camera so easily, I guess there is nothing in it." Xie Yuchen struggled.
A number that has not been archived is also very strange.It's a mobile number, not a landline.Calls during this time period are either debts of favor or pyramid schemes.Press the call button, guessing what the other party will say in the first sentence.
It's "Dude, come out for a drink, I'm at XXX bar on Yanjiang Road." There are many people who know my number, but few people know the area where I am.
Or "franchising will make your future life better. Believe me, it can shorten your path to success, and it can make you money in a year or two that you couldn't make in decades." "Low cost is high Reward is our purpose. 'Everyone is good is really good' is our basic principle. We want to increase China's GDP and march towards developed countries." Today's pyramid schemes are so full of patriotism, they will do so deeply and practically for For the sake of the general public? ? ?
Or "Mr. Xie, your account is abnormal. This morning at 45:4999 am I spent 59 yuan at Chengdu TX Nightclub, and at 71400:[-] am I spent [-] yuan at Hefei XY Clothing Wholesale City. Please check your balance and give feedback... SMS Send your bank account number and password to..." Is the emphasis on anomalies, or the rapid development of China's traffic?This shows that domestic deception technology is getting stronger and stronger.No wonder there was a saying in the campus that people read books in the past to avoid being cheated, but now people read books to deceive others. '
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu for me clear.
"Son, you made the wrong number. I'm not your father." Xie Yuchen said helplessly.Whether it is "one big brother" or "four big brothers", one answer is more cruel than the other.
"Ah wow, my brother's 1111 is like a mace! Help." There were a few voices at the right time.But the voice was a bit familiar, as if I had heard it somewhere.
"Go ahead, child!" Xie Yuchen smiled playfully.Then he put himself on the phone and faked a lazy female voice, "In the middle of the night, who called! Huh? Hug me." At the end, he yawned pretendingly.
There was no sound from there, and it took a while before someone said, "Master, we were wrong. Please forgive us this time. Don't dare to do it again next time."
Xie Yuchen curled his lips in a good mood, "What's wrong?"
"We shouldn't disturb the X life of Grandpa and Madam... No, it's rest."
"Ok?"
"I've recruited them all. I'm the big guy in the crew. We're playing truth or dare. It's the screenwriter who called you just now. Oh, don't push me..." Big brother explained.
"The sound effect that the adults self-produced in the later period is so vivid, it's as if you've met me." Xie Yuchen gently shook the hanging chair.
"Thank you, thank you. She is... well, don't pull my clothes. Oh, oh, what is this little trick in front of Master Hua?" After receiving Daisy's hint later, Da Ge said flatteringly.
"What? Didn't you just call me? Dogs have eaten up your usual cleverness?" Xie Yuchen leaned on the rattan hanging chair and swayed. Instead of shaking, he spun around for a few weeks.The iron chain on the rattan hanging chair was too new, and the oil was not enough, so it made a "creaking" sound.
"Drinking a few cups of cat urine, I'm a bit confused... What was that creaking sound just now, why don't you continue after I hang up the phone, this, this is too..." Embarrassment and curiosity were intertwined.
"I'm the only one here." Xie Yuchen was stating the facts.
"Ha! Was that just...a ghost?" Da Ge's voice trembled a little.
"You mean Ah Piao? Isn't he standing behind you right now?" Xie Yuchen accepted it when he saw a good deal, "Oh, you are allowed to play with me, and I am not allowed to play with you? Girls, go home early."
……
Then they chatted lightly for a few more words before hanging up the phone.
The night passed just like that, and the fragrance of green grass after the rain reverberated in the nasal cavity, which was refreshing.
Goodbye, the nightmare of the past, the future is waiting for me to move forward!
◆◇Opposite, the scenery is pleasant
"Quack, quack." In the small lotus pond not far downstairs, the lotus leaves showed sharp corners.The raindrops left over from last night are sliding into the pool along the tip, causing ripples in circles.The morning sun has not yet fully risen from the east, and it only smudges the surrounding thin clouds into a beautiful color.The air in the sky is still moist, so the sun has added a few rainbows of less than seven colors to him.Occasionally, there are three or two spring swallows passing through, which is full of spring.And the scenery on the other side is also pleasant.
Xie Yuchen swayed the rattan hanging chair again, and the hanging chair was still rotating in the same direction, and when it stopped, it was facing the balcony of the neighbor's house.There was a person holding a DSLR and looking at Xie Yuchen.The man stood barefoot on the irregularly patterned tiles on the balcony, his legs were very slender and his lines were well-proportioned.There was not enough light, and I couldn't tell if there was leg hair or something on it.A bath towel is wrapped around the key parts, which looks very casual.The upward golden ratio is enough to make men jealous and women coveted.There are two white marks on the third to last rib on the left, which should be gunshot wounds.Judging from Xie Yuchen's past experience, this person is definitely not simple.These two white marks didn't destroy the beauty of the man's upper body muscles, but instead added a bit of fortitude and wildness.A pair of sunglasses is on the face.The hair was drooping, obviously freshly washed.What a picture of a beautiful boy coming out of the bath.
"Delete the photo of me." Xie Yuchen frowned.
"How are you sure I caught you?" The black glasses hooked the lower corner of his lips, and the ruffian's anger suddenly overflowed.It was him?This happened to be very, very wonderful.Black glasses thought to himself.
"There seems to be a legal provision in China that does not infringe on other people's privacy!" Xie Yuchen took a sip of the tea that was already cold in his hand, and put the cup on the small coffee table next to him.Slowly straightening her waist, she stared at the black glasses that she wanted to smoke with a smile.
"It seems that candid photography is an infringement of the right to privacy and portraiture. I can't remember exactly what the law is." Just now, the lazy cat was leaning quietly on the rattan hanging chair. Is it fried?So cute and tight. "As the saying goes, a couple who spends one night is kind for a hundred days. How could you be so ungrateful and say the word 'other' to me! Could it be that you have forgotten our affectionate kiss and our lingering love that night? Or, again Revisit it. Huh?"
"Give me that camera. Knowing the law and breaking the law will be a higher class." Xie Yuchen was a little annoyed at this ruffian's shameless behavior.
"Want? Come and get it yourself." The black glasses provocatively handed the camera forward.He also pretended to be chic and posed a pose.Tilting his head, motioned Xie Yuchen to look between the two balconies.The closest between the two balconies is the painted railing on both sides, but the distance is more than one meter, almost two meters, and there is no other point of strength within this meter.This building is a stairway room. Although the government has certain restrictions on the height of the building, in the hands of the shrewd developer, the building is not too short.The railing is nearly 20 meters from the ground visually.If it falls from here ignoring the air resistance, set the initial velocity Vo=0, and the gravitational acceleration g is 10m/s^2.Then the landing time only needs 2s, and the final velocity Vt can reach 20m/s.Looking down, there are no trees, no lawns, and no pools. It is a solid concrete floor.If it really falls, it will be half-disabled even if it does not die.
"Hmph, take me over, kid." Xie Yuchen stood up suddenly, supported the railing with one hand, and with a single support, a kite turned over in the air and passed lightly, his movements were extremely chic.The top two buttons of the pink shirt with striped patterns printed on the rattan hanging chair were loosened, revealing the delicate Adam's apple and collarbone. Coupled with the pride emanating from the corners of his eyes and brows, this Xie Yuchen was particularly tempting.The black glasses were startled slightly because of this, and the camera in his hand was snatched away by him.
"Oh, I'm back to my senses. Is my brother so handsome? Seeing the black glasses stunned, Xie Yuchen couldn't help but feel a little funny. So he reached out to attack the bath towel under the black glasses with the speed of thunder and jingle. .
"Beauty, are you so impatient?" The black glasses woke up at this moment, and they were not dazed by the beauty.Not only did he stop understanding Yuchen's actions, but he also tried some tricks to wrap around Xie Yuchen's wrist and drag him to him.He whispered in Xie Yuchen's ear half teasingly, "It has been illegal to break into private houses since ancient times. However, Article 30 and Nine of the "Constitution of the People's Republic of China" seem to have clear instructions. Do you also know the law and break the law? Do you want to increase the crime as well? Waiting." The last few words were spoken in a very ambiguous manner.
The author has something to say: The blind man showed so much flesh, why did Master Hua just make a "delicate Adam's apple and collarbone" shyly.
Master Hei will definitely say that it is not enough to watch (dog legs) This baby thinks so too (saliva)
A certain black learned: "Huh? Hehe, just beat him to death. Don't count it as a flower master, just throw this little guy on my account."
From then on, Gongzi Hei and Gongzi Hua lived a happy life.
End of the full text [What is this last sentence about?
◆◇Who has a better figure?
When Xie Yuchen was blown by the black glasses, his whole body felt numb.It is undeniable that Black Glasses is a master flirt.Xie Yuchen also secretly regretted that he had been too terrified just now, and forgot to take precautions, allowing this ruffian to take advantage of it. "presumptuous."
"Oh~ is it?" The black glasses breathed into Xie Yuchen's ear again.
"I got this camera so easily, I guess there is nothing in it." Xie Yuchen struggled.
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