On the Feasibility of Chefs Saving the World

——It’s nothing surprising, I just feel that my identity as a guardian is too unmysterious, as ordinary as a Chinese cabbage sold at a reduced price in the market.

Although it is not clear why the legendary portmafia—yes, the legendary ones, Qinghuai has only seen reports about them in the local social news push—although it is not clear why the legendary portmafia knows about the Dimensional Hunting Ground , but Qinghuai really needs someone to help hunt now.

He squeezed the warm business card in his hand, a little tangled.

"I'm hungry, boss." Osamu Dazai stretched his waist on the bar counter, "By the way, you should go back, isn't today New Year's Eve? Why are you so busy?"

"Okay..." The young man in the black windbreaker subconsciously replied, and then frowned angrily, "Higuchi, Yin, let's go."

Watching Mafia go, Osamu Dazai happily locked the door of the izakaya——

"So, boss, can we go eat now? My stomach is almost stuck to my ass..."

"What do you know?"

Osamu Dazai shrugged, "I was originally working for a detective agency, so there will inevitably be some conflicts with Portmafia."

"Then why do they seem so afraid of you?"

"Of course it's because I'm very powerful. They can't beat me, so they will naturally worship me." The man replied shamelessly.

"It's not like that." Qing Huai calmly looked into Osamu Dazai's eyes, and affirmed, "I always feel that it's just the opposite. Compared with being hostile, you seem to have joined Mafia."

"..." Osamu Dazai widened his beautiful iris-colored eyes, "Boss, how can you think so? A good Japanese youth like me—"

"A good young man with a gun under his pillow?" Qinghuai sneered, obviously not believing the man's nonsense.

However, he is not in the mood to pry into Osamu Dazai's privacy right now, so he waved his hand, "Let's eat, Dazai-kun."

Although the blood rabbit has a strange appearance, its meat is thick and tender. Because it has been running and hunting in the forest for a long time, its muscles are elastic and its teeth are not clogged.The hot pot is mainly spicy. Because it has been cooked in high broth before, the vegetables and rabbit meat are soaked in umami. Under the impact of spicy and spicy, the taste level becomes richer.

The taro is soft and slippery, full of soup, the tender bamboo shoots are crispy and sweet, fresh and refreshing, and the wide noodles are also soft, full of toughness in the mouth.

Crab sticks are highly praised by Osamu Dazai, and they are tender and fresh when rinsed in a boiling hot pot.

Qinghuai didn't have a big appetite, and soon she was full. She looked at the business card in her hand repeatedly, feeling a little moved.

"Boss, if you want, go find them." Osamu Dazai held a prawn in his mouth, "With me around, they dare not do anything."

"..."

"What's more, free labor is not in vain!"

Qinghuai felt that what Osamu Dazai said was very reasonable, so she called the phone number on the business card the next day, and the woman with yellow hair answered the phone yesterday. After hearing that Qinghuai agreed to cooperate, she quickly called Reply, the work contract will be formally signed in three days. At that time, Mafia will have the right to enter the dimensional hunting ground, and Qinghuai will get all the prey caught by Mafia during training.

Anyway, the system didn't refute it and it hasn't appeared since it disappeared that day, so Qinghuai took it as its default.

It happened that the business was closed for three days. Qinghuai used the berries picked before to make wine, and made almost three glass jars. The wine was clear and light red, and it seemed very eager to drink.

Just when Qing Huai was free, a new task appeared on the light screen.

There are two tasks.

[Guardian 28987, the reputation of the izakaya is increasing day by day, please give the izakaya a loud and concise title to enhance the recognition and recognition of customers! 】

The second task is -

[The dimensional energy fluctuations in Yokohama District are changing abnormally. Please find out the reason and solve it quickly. 】

Choosing the name was simple. Qinghuai directly entered the five characters "street corner izakaya" on the light screen, and it was passed quickly. Since Qinghuai had always used this random name in the previous publicity, the neighbors around him were very interested in this name. There is already a certain degree of familiarity.

What really worried Qinghuai was the following missions, which were too vague in direction, and only gave him a clue of "abnormal energy fluctuations", which was difficult to track down.

After Osamu Dazai learned about the mission, he pondered twice, "I will pay attention to this, and the detective agency will also step up its attention. But I suspect that the 'abnormality' you mentioned is caused by that thing."

"Egg?"

"Yes." Osamu Dazai paused, "The time and place where it appeared are too coincidental, didn't you notice it? It's almost as if it's tripping you up."

"But who will trip me up?" Qinghuai suddenly thought, "The only one who has a problem with me is the Yuejianshan family, but if it is really them, their methods are too incompetent--and, we talked about it before , Unleashing this extremely harmful thing will do them more harm than good."

"So boss, what is the relationship between you and the Yuejianshan family?"

"Well, let's put it this way..." Qinghuai frankly told the ins and outs of becoming a guardian.

Osamu Dazai understood, "Oh, it turns out it's the brothers who fought against each other."

"...I'm not brothers with him at all."

"I know, but it's more exciting to say that, isn't it?" Dazai Osamu smiled slightly, "From this point of view, it is indeed very likely that it is Tsukimi-san."

"But I have severed all ties with them, and they don't know my original identity, why would they use this method to target me?"

"Because there is no reason to hate someone." The man couldn't help but raised his hand and rubbed the young man's hair.

Qinghuai was expressionless: "Hair curled up again?"

"No," Osamu Dazai pursed his lips, "It's my hands that itch."

On January 1th, Mafia officially started training in the Dimension Hunting Ground, and Qing Huai was ruthlessly stuffed in by Osamu Dazai.

"Akutagawa, please handle my boss with care, he is not as thick-skinned as your subordinates."

Qing Huai groaned twice, was gagged and handed over to the most vicious young man with black and white gradient hair among the mafia crowd.

——Damn it, Dazai Osamu, did you see the look in his eyes just now, he almost killed me!

Qing Huai was forced to stuff a gun in his hand.

"Ten-kilometer warm-up in the jungle, the time limit is 30 minutes." Akutagawa Ryunosuke looked at the pocket watch in his hand, pressed the countdown, "Start."

A group of people in black suits started running in a crowd, and Qing Huai had to grit his teeth and run along.

It was hard to cross ten kilometers, but this was just a warm-up exercise. The subsequent training included climbing trees [-] rounds, crawling through thorns and bushes, catching strange beasts in groups of ten, and so on.

One day passed, Qinghuai was so tired that she couldn't even lift her fingers, she collapsed on the bed, waved at Dazai, and let this ruthless man handle dinner by himself.

"Do you need a massage service?" Osamu Dazai leaned on the door frame, seeing Qinghuai's distressed look, he thought it was very funny.

"Massage? Do you know how?" Qing Huai squinted at him.

——I'm just out of my mind to believe this guy! ,

Qing Huai bit the bed sheet, and let out a whine in her nasal cavity.The calf muscles were crushed hard, sore and sore, like lying on the streets of Harajuku during the holidays and being crushed by hundreds of cars.

"It won't hurt if you rub it loose, otherwise it will be even more uncomfortable tomorrow." Osamu Dazai's tone was gentle, but his poisonous hands were more severe.

Qinghuai didn't remember whether he passed out from the pain or died of sleepiness. When he woke up, it was already high in the sun, and the sun hit his face, waking him up.

"Damn..." Qinghuai wailed in Mandarin, his limbs seemed to be falling apart, and it was difficult to even get up.

God knows what he went through yesterday!

The young man named Akutagawa Ryunosuke looked at Qinghuai as if he was looking at an enemy, and he kept pulling Qinghuai out to demonstrate with the mentality of torture to death, which caused him to train more than others a lot...

"It seems that it is not good to be too impatient." Osamu Dazai stood in front of the bar and cleaned the glass with a rag. It was already one o'clock in the afternoon, and Qinghuai hadn't gotten out of bed yet, so he was really overdrawn.

The glass was clear and shiny under the warm yellow light. Osamu Dazai put it on the cup holder and went to get another one to continue wiping.

In fact, as a chef, it takes a lot of training to often stir fry dishes. Qing Huai has good hand strength and long-lasting physical strength, but his explosive power and speed are weaker.After all, he is just an ordinary person, and in the eyes of most supernatural beings, his combat effectiveness is almost zero.

Osamu Dazai was thinking, very puzzled, why would the alliance let an ordinary person with no supernatural powers be the guardian?Even the theory of "positive emotions save the world" sounds very unreliable. Is there any secret that has not been unearthed besides this young man...

Jingle Bell--

"Good afternoon!" The door of the izakaya was suddenly pushed open.

Osamu Dazai raised his eyelids and glanced at the four people in front of him.A white-haired teacher with his three students.

"The izakaya is not open, please come back next time." The man didn't even want to lift his eyelids, and seriously lowered his head to wipe the glass in his hand.

"I'm not here to eat," Gojo Satoru snapped his fingers, looking around, "Where did that little chef go, I have something to tell him."

The man refused: "Just tell me if there is anything, the boss is not here."

"Hey, why?" Gojo Satoru sat down on the bar counter, "Then I'll wait until it opens."

"We won't be open today." Osamu Dazai moved his eyes, and a wicked sneer appeared on his lips, "The boss exercised too much yesterday, and he's still lying on the bed now."

The pupil quake of the high school trio who has been silent all this time: ………! ! !

Is this something I can hear without paying?

"Ah, that's it." Gojo Satoru looked the same, "Then I'll come back tomorrow."

The trio of college students looked at Teacher Baimao at the same time: What is "ah so"?Don't you have any embarrassment?We can still vividly remember the incident of molesting other people's boyfriends in the cubicle, hey!

"Oh."

The high school trio instantly turned their heads and stared at the man behind the bar: Just an "oh"?You were almost put on a green hat, are you sure you don't want to throw the beer bottle behind you on the head of Mr. Wutiao without hesitation?He is a scum!

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-03-1912:11:24~2021-03-2021:29:44期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 60 bottles of chmengxiu; 2 bottles of Chi Chi;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!