On the Feasibility of Chefs Saving the World

"Report." A cold voice sounded in the headset.

Qinghuai frantically stared at the scope, "Uh, to the southeast, about 300 meters away, that's... a group of supernatural rabbits with fangs."

"Live 100 meters, shoot."

When Osamu Dazai was serious, it was like a different person. While running panting, Qing Huai suddenly remembered his high school math teacher. His classmates called him the Iron King of Hades in private. Qing Huai would squat in the office every time he finished the exam. Behind the door, he held up his 43-point test paper and was punished to squat.

Now Osamu Dazai vaguely has a tendency to become the iron-faced Hades in his heart.

Lurking behind a big tree 100 meters away from the rabbit group, Qinghuai set up a crossbow under the cover of shrubs and vines.

Behind the shooting mirror are lumps of dusty meat balls. If it weren't for the torn bloody raw meat between the inch-long fangs at the corners of the mouth, Qing Huai would almost think that they were just a group of ordinary cute little hares.

According to the "Hunting Field Biological Guide", this is a supernatural creature named Blood Rabbit, which belongs to the Lagodae family. Blood Rabbit is a carnivorous creature. It mainly lives in groups and has strong reproductive ability. A female rabbit can produce There are about 1000 young rabbits, and there are more than [-] rabbits in a blood rabbit colony. The male rabbits hunt and the female rabbits reproduce, with a clear division of labor.

Blood rabbits are characterized by two inch-long fangs at the corners of their mouths, which allow them to bite off the throat of their prey with one bite. The fangs are hollow and suck blood during the hunting process, causing the prey to bleed to death quickly.In addition, the blood rabbit's hind limbs are strong and powerful, and can push open the belly of its prey within a second.

However, as an overly powerful carnivore, blood rabbits also have obvious defects. Their eyes are close to blind, and they can only judge whether there is prey passing by by sensing ground vibrations.

And the 100 meters where Qinghuai is located is the limit of Xuetu's perception.

"Are you ready?" The headset distorted the man's voice.

Qinghuai hummed lightly, concentrating on it, and raised the crossbow/arrow——

"shooting!"

The moment the trigger is pulled, the precise spring parts work suddenly, and a tight metal soft string ruthlessly pushes the nock of the arrow into the air——

The sharp sound of breaking wind resounded through the sky, and the iron mechanical crossbow/arrow was like a hawk, pierced straight into the throat, nailed to the ground firmly, and the arrow feathers were still trembling, one could imagine its infinite power.

The group of rabbits dispersed in a hurry, and disappeared into the cave covered by the weeds after a while.

In the open woodland, only a pool of dark red blood was left gushing out from the bloody mouth of the arrow.

The arrow was inserted through the throat and cut straight to the back of the head. The rabbit didn't even twitch. The nerve was pierced in an instant, and it lay motionless on the ground.

"Finished." Qing Huai said into the headset, his voice raised, this was the first time he had caught prey.

"Very good." There was a hint of a smile in the man's voice.

Qinghuai breathed a sigh of relief, picked up the prey, and joined Osamu Dazai.

Today's harvest includes blood rabbits, young bamboo shoots, mushrooms and some berries.

Because Qing Huai is a novice on the road, he is not used to weapons and hunting, so the harvest is very little, but it is enough for two people's dinner.

It is now in the warm period of the Dimensional Hunting Ground, and the blood rabbit has been bred to be fat and strong, weighing a full thirty catties, and can eat several meals.

After returning to the izakaya, Qing Huai went to the market to buy some meat and vegetables in case of emergency.But the source of goods for the izakaya has also become a problem that needs to be considered. Since its opening, except for the red dolphin, the others have been obtained through mission rewards, but after there are more customers, it gradually cannot make ends meet.

Qinghuai can't lower the quality of the dishes at will, because the Dimensional Hunting Ground and the system provide excellent ingredients, and if they buy them in the market, it will inevitably cause mixed good and bad, which will damage their reputation.What's more, if you want to meet the same standard as the dimensional ingredients, that level of ingredients is too expensive, and the izakaya simply cannot afford it.

It would be much more convenient if people could be hired to help hunt.

Qinghuai was thinking wildly while holding the vegetables.

——If the izakaya recruits for this position, they will definitely be called to the police station for tea.

Suddenly the phone in his pocket vibrated, Qing Huai took out the phone and put it to his ear, "Hello? I'll be right back."

Qing Huai didn't have much contact with this world, the only two numbers stored on his phone were the two employees of the izakaya, so he subconsciously thought it was a call from Osamu Dazai.

"Hi, hello." It was a strange woman's voice on the other end of the phone.

Qing Huai paused for a moment, then apologized, "Excuse me, who are you?"

"Hello, I'm the customer service of Sakura Network Service Company, I want to confirm with you, do you need to come to install the network?"

"Ah, yes, I have applied on your website." The izakaya's network was interrupted several times. Osamu Dazai suggested him to change to an Internet company. He remembered that when he went to the Sakura Furniture City to buy tables and chairs, he received A promotional advertisement for this internet company.Later, I checked on the Internet and found that this is a well-known Internet company in Japan, and it applied for a free on-site installation service.

"That's right, guest," explained the other side, "Our installers will be on vacation from January 1st to 1th. For your convenience, can we advance the installation time to 7 pm today?"

"Of course. Wait—" Qinghuai paused for a while, and just when the other party thought he was going to repent, the young man said, "Are you sure it's free installation? No other potential fees will be charged?"

"...Yes, our contracts are perfect, you can sign after a three-month trial."

"Ah good."

Qinghuai hung up the phone, a little confused, is the Internet service in Japan so good?

Because it is New Year's Eve, today's dinner is very rich.

Qinghuai first cooked the ingredients for the rabbit meat hotpot. The hotpot tasted more Sichuan style. Considering that Osamu Dazai can't eat spicy food very much, he restrained himself from adding some chili peppers.

Turn on the fire and stir-fry, the spicy and delicious flavor instantly filled the whole kitchen. After cooking, Qing Huai poured the oil into a bowl, covered it with plastic wrap and put it in the refrigerator.

In this way, when cooking hot pot at night, the ingredients can be reheated to make the aroma and taste softer.

Immediately afterwards, Qinghuai began to use the remaining red dolphin bones to stew the soup base. The soup made from the red dolphin bones was white and delicious. Because the bone marrow overflowed, the soup surface was shiny with oil.

Because it is a hot pot, the soup does not need to be simmered for a long time. After an hour, Qing Huai put the washed and cut taro and tender bamboo shoots into the soup, blanched slightly, and then added the chopped rabbit meat.

When these ingredients are half-cooked, they should be taken out of the pot, and then go to the soup.

While waiting, Qinghuai made crab meat stew and fried a seasonal vegetable.

When the young man was cooking, Dazai Osamu was reading a book, and Qinghuai glanced at it and saw the title of the book "Complete... Handbook" between his fingers.

The soup was still bubbling, the wind chimes in the hall rang, and someone came in.

"It should be installed on the network, you go and have a look." Qinghuai added a little red pork oil and bean paste to stir-fry the blanched rabbit meat, and said casually.

"it is good."

Osamu Dazai looked up from the pages of the book, stuffed the book into his coat pocket, got up and walked out of the kitchen.

The last step is to put the seasoning into the pot, add bone broth and mix thoroughly, then add taro, green bamboo shoots, mushrooms, wide noodles and bean sprouts in turn, after the vegetables are cooked, add the stir-fried rabbit meat and bring to a boil. Let the fondue seasoning soak into the meat.

Considering that Osamu Dazai has a special liking for crab meat, Qinghuai also bought a box of crab meat sticks in addition to the crab meat stew, which can be put into the pot and eaten.

After finishing everything, Qinghuai went to the front hall to see how the network installation was going.

As a result, before his hand touched the curtain on the door, he heard a familiar voice.

"Don't come out."

Qing Huai paused, and sharply smelled a few strange breaths with the tip of his nose, carrying the smell of saltpetre and gunpowder.

Qing Huai only smelled this smell from Dazai Osamu at first, but later found out that his breath of playing with heat/weapons stuck to his clothes.

——Who is standing outside now?

Qinghuai bit her lower lip, went back to the kitchen, and took out a pistol/gun from the cupboard, which was placed here by Osamu Dazai. He hid a few weapons in every hidden corner of the izakaya, saying that it was a precautionary measure.

He didn't listen to the man. As the owner of the izakaya and also the guardian of this dimension, Qing Huai had no reason to back down.

He flung open the curtain.

"Are you good, boss." Osamu Dazai looked back helplessly.

Qing Huai's attention was focused on the uninvited guests in the front hall.

Behind the bar stood a young man and two women, both wearing pure black trench coats or suits, with expressions of embarrassment on their faces. They didn't look like they were looking for faults, but they didn't look like customers either.

The young man in the lead had black and white gradient hair on his head. Although he stood up straight, he gave off a tense and reserved feeling.Behind them are a capable woman with yellow hair and a young girl wearing a mask.

"Excuse me, who are you?"

Osamu Dazai answered first, "It's someone I don't know."

Qinghuai:?

——But Dazai-kun, if you say that, I am 100% sure that this is someone you know and are still very familiar with.

"Mr. Dazai..." The young man in charge called out softly, his tone was respectful and timid, and even a little bit of grievance could be heard in it.

This is not at all the performance that a fault finder should have.

Qinghuai subconsciously looked at Osamu Dazai, his eyes seemed to be asking, how did you bully others?

Osamu Dazai spread his hands at the young man very aggrieved, I didn't say a word, he just like this, what can I do?

Qinghuai: ...

The young man said, "Excuse me, are you here to install the network?"

The leading young man pursed his lips slightly and nodded, and the woman with yellow hair behind him immediately stepped forward and cooperated tacitly.

"Let me do it." The woman quickly walked to the cash register computer.

Osamu Dazai suddenly said, "Wait a minute, I'll watch you do it."

The woman had no choice but to nod helplessly, and skillfully started the installation under the supervision of Osamu Dazai.

The man chuckled behind her, "Recently, the mafia business has expanded to such an extent..."

The woman fell on deaf ears.

"Mr. Dazai," the young man on the other side spoke again, took out a business card from his pocket, and handed it to Qing Huai.

Qinghuai took it, and it said——

[PortMafia: Undertake various businesses, including but not limited to debt collection, assassination, attack, hunting, etc., the cost is cost-effective, and the mission must be achieved. 】

Qinghuai: ...he can understand what is written on it with his only elementary school Chinese level.

"Are you guys from Mafia?" Qing Huai paused, "You came here specially to give me a business card?"

Facing the owner of the izakaya, the young man in the black windbreaker just hummed coldly, "The leader asked me to come to you."

Osamu Dazai was finally willing to look at the young man. He calmly watched his former subordinate and listened to him.

"The purpose of our coming here is to seek cooperation." The young man in the black windbreaker said, "It is about the cooperation of renting the "Dimensional Hunting Ground" as a training ground for Portmafia employees. "

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-03-1813:15:51~2021-03-1912:11:24期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of potted cakes;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!