Anecdotes about me and the civil servants of Hades

The car drove for five or six hours before reaching the foot of the mountain, and the last 500 meters almost became a bouncing car.

Facts have proved that mountain climbing tractors are more reliable than Ferraris.

The sheep intestines road ahead is too narrow, and the left wheel got stuck in the thorns and bushes beside the road as soon as the front of the car entered.Bai Yao's arrogance came up, and he turned the steering wheel with his backhand and turned the wheel [-] degrees, and the engine was running at top speed.

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Jiang Yu and Qi Yueyue listened to the sharp scratches and watched the half-person-high thorns crackling through the car window, and their hearts were bleeding at the same time.

About 30 seconds passed.

"Brother." Jiang Yu finally couldn't bear it anymore, and held on to the seat belt tightly as the car backed up suddenly.

"Are you driving once?" The Apollo at the farmhouse last time, the Maybach yesterday, and the Ferrari today, I have never seen him do it again.

Bai Yao finally pulled the wheel out of the bushes and successfully retreated to the slightly wider side of the road.

Stop and turn off the engine.

Of course, said: "Otherwise."

Jiang Yu: "..." Evil capitalist.

Suddenly feeling a little angry in my heart, I cursed the beast secretly.Luxurious cars can be ruined casually, and if you give them a little salary increase, you can search them like that.

"It's okay to raise your salary." Bai Yao seemed to have the ability to read minds. When he finished seconding, he suddenly turned to look at him, and said ambiguously, "Warm my bed tonight, and I'll give you a tenfold increase."

Jiang Yu's eyes widened, his mind was full of how many zeros ten times one hundred thousand were, and he didn't pay attention to Qi Yueyue's shocked expression looking at the two of them from behind.

"Are you sure?!" He pulled off his seat belt and said excitedly, "I can warm you until you go bankrupt!"

Seeing his eyes shining brightly, Bai Yao raised the corners of his lips. "I'm quite sure."

Jiang Yu suddenly realized that it was too much, and hurriedly sat back, desperately trying to save him. "Am I the kind of person who sees money openly?"

Bai Yao smiled, and slowly took off the seat belt.

After getting off the car, he took the initiative to take out two bags from the trunk, looked at the not-so-small two-story barbecue grill and charcoal and said, "Don't take these, you don't have to use a grill for grilling, the mountains are full of firewood, just treat it as a wilderness." Survive."

"I agree!" Qi Yueyue, the second-ranked fan, was the first to raise her hand to express her support, completely forgetting the gay conversation in the car.

Working-class Xiao Jiang went to pick up the slightly larger bag from the boss. "Let me carry one, or you will be too tired."

Bai Yao said, "It's okay, it's very light."

"What's the point?" Jiang Yu insisted on carrying one. "I have no eyesight as an employee to let the boss do the work." Naked said clearly. "This quarter's bonus hasn't been paid yet. How much is our field subsidy? What benefits does the boss plan to give at the end of the year? Two boxes of hairtail are not enough."

Bai Yao laughed, gave him the lighter one, leaned close to his ear and said in a low voice, "Warm the bed tonight, I'll even cover you for the rest of your life."

Jiang Yu blushed, put her schoolbag on her back and glanced at Qi Yueyue, who had a sprouting face. The two-dimensional little girl almost pasted the four characters "can you eat" on her forehead.

Push Bai Yao away. "Go away."

The legs were straight and slender because of the hiking boots. Jiang Yu walked to the foot of the mountain on foot and put his hands on the brows. Looking at the endless barren mountains and ridges, the lonely wind is blowing and the weeds are overgrown. It was as if he was going back to his hometown to visit a grave, and he turned to Bai Yao and said, "Does it look like the Yinwu Mountain in Journey to the West?"

Bai Yao unfolded the sunglasses and put them on, and carried the bag on his back, without answering.

Jiang Yu was suspicious. "You haven't read Journey to the West, have you?"

Sure enough, Bai Yao pushed the sunglasses. "No."

"Huh?" He hasn't read Journey to the West, which even three-year-olds can recite by heart?

Thinking about it, what an unexpected but reasonable thing.Indeed, people like primitive people who were born to wander among the gods would naturally not read such novels about gods and demons.

Jiang Yu was overjoyed, and finally let him find a field that Bai Yao didn't understand. Some big-tailed wolves were complacent and pretended to show off. "It's okay if you haven't read Journey to the West. Let me tell you about it."

"It's said that Nuwa mended the sky back then..."

Qi Yueyue originally thought that the two of them were having fun, but Jiang Yu really started talking about Journey to the West from the beginning.

Bai Yao looked at his nose, nose and heart, and his eyes kept falling on his beaming face. He didn't know whether he was listening to a story or watching people, and he was very serious.

She pushed Jiang Xiangqi, and asked in disbelief, "Brother Bai Yao, have you never read Journey to the West?"

Jiang Xiangqi looked at the two people in front of him, one dared to speak out, and the other dared to listen to him with an open mind. He also had a confused look on his face, and he said, "I don't know either."

A person as powerful as Bai Yao has never read Journey to the West?

Qi Yueyue clicked her tongue and said, "Talent." The primary school teacher's mandatory must-read classics, the classic rebroadcasts that Shan XX Satellite TV indiscriminately bombards every year.Bai Yao abruptly avoided them all, as if he hadn't touched them before.

The mountain road is rugged and narrow, with pepper, walnut and other trees and some unknown shrubs growing in disorder on both sides. When people walk on the road, they will be scratched from time to time, and Qi Yueyue's polka-dot skirt was blown up several times Mao Bian almost felt distressed to death.

Every time I take two steps, one foot is deep and the other is shallow, and at the same time, I have to avoid obstacles on both sides, which is really uncomfortable and uncomfortable.

After walking for a while, Qi Yueyue and Jiang Xiangqi successively expressed that they couldn't walk anymore. They didn't have as good physical strength as Jiang Yu, and they could talk about Journey to the West endlessly while carrying things on their backs.

It was already noon at this time, and the sun was also radiating light and heat above the head without hesitation.

"Let's take a break." Jiang Yu finally stopped talking, and his mouth was dry all the way, and the four of them found a spacious and cool place to rest under the raised rocks.It is said to be spacious, but it is a bit crowded when four people sit down. Bai Yao sits close to him and sits quietly, using this posture to hold him in his arms majestically. He takes off his backpack and takes a bottle of water and hands it to him.

Jiang Yu took it and unscrewed the bottle cap but didn't drink it, and handed it to Jiang Xiangqi who was beside him.

Jiang Xiangqi took it with a smile. "Thank you bro."

"Ah, Xiangqi." Qi Yueyue once again expressed her envy nakedly.While fanning himself with his hands, he pouted and complained. "I really want a brother like this."

Jiang Xiangqi raised a smiling face and handed her the water. "I'm not thirsty, you drink first."

Qi Yueyue giggled and took it generously. "Thank you Xiangqi."

Bai Yao took another bottle and unscrewed it, took a sip and handed it to Jiang Yu.

Jiang Yu turned to pick it up, and when his shoulder touched his firm chest, he couldn't help thinking: This must feel good to the touch.

Jiang Xiangqi looked at the fine sweat on his forehead and said, "Brother, I'm hungry, let's eat."

Originally, he wanted to find a place with a good view to have lunch, but Jiang Yu had been carrying the meals and sundries for the four of them. Even though the two girls were the ones shouting tired, he also sweated a lot, and his fair cheeks were a little hot. Red, it's not easy to think about it, and eating early can also reduce some weight.

After lunch, Qi Yueyue dug out the scalper's map again. Jiang Yu looked at the 30 yuan purse of the secret light, and suddenly felt like he was trying to kill Amazon in seconds.

After the four people carefully identified the direction.Jiang Yu stood up and put his hands on his brows to look in that direction, but he still couldn't see anything.At the end of autumn, there are still clouds and mist in the mountains, and occasionally a few bleak hilltops emerge from it.

Looking at a piece of auspicious clouds slowly, Jiang Yu was suddenly in a trance.

He pressed his temple, his vision still lost.

Again.

This time, when he came to that mountain again, he heard the familiar crisp bell.

Lowering his eyes, he could see through the thousands of miles of clouds beneath his feet.

Same scene as before.Human beings are soaked in blood to avoid the predation of flood beasts, the plague is rampant, the flood is raging, and the same kind can kill each other when the wailing is everywhere...

He saw countless people in white clothes using the corpses as a platform, shaking golden bells and singing sacrifice songs in grief, sobbing and weeping blood every word.

Jiang Yu felt like a knife was twisting his heart, a tear slipped from the corner of his eye, across his snow-white face, he couldn't control himself, and murmured: "I swear by... the gods of the Great Wilderness..., I use... as a guide, and I use... The soul... sacrifices for..."

Bai Yao stood up abruptly, no one could see his movements clearly, and immediately went to Jiang Yu's side and pulled him over, holding his face in both hands and forcing him to look directly at him.

"What did you say?"

He has tried his best to restrain himself, but his hands are shaking along with the voice.