Anecdotes about me and the civil servants of Hades

Bai Yao took his shoulders into the kitchen.Jiang Yu prepared seaweed kimbap and some simple salt water side dishes last night and put them in a dish. He originally planned to put them in this morning, but he did not expect that the hardworking Bai Yao had already arranged them beautifully and put them in the crisper when he cleaned up the kitchen this morning.This excellent guy also fried small squid-shaped sausages and added them to match the color. It looks like a kindergarten child's lunch box, which is very pleasing to the eye.

Jiang Yu frowned, and looked at Bai Yao, who was seriously packing things into his sports backpack beside him.

So far, this person can do decathlon: killing people, jumping into a well, entering the underworld, cooking, warming the bed, cleaning, and then I don’t know what I thought of, and I frowned weakly and asked: "Can you have children?"

Bai Yao's subordinates paused, as if completely stupefied by this sentence, then slowly turned to him, his thin lips parted, he dropped the backpack in his hand and moved forward, approaching the cooking counter with no way out.Pressing the hands on the sides imprisoned the person in the small place between the arms.

Bai Yao twitched the corners of his mouth and smiled a little naughty, his eyes flickered with unknown meaning. "What? You want a baby?"

Realizing the danger, Jiang Yu hurriedly picked up the glass pot lid to block between the two of them, and pushed it forward, pushing him away a little. "I'm just asking, just asking casually."

Bai Yao took off the lid and put it back on the frying pan.

"Then I'll give you a child."

"No, I don't want it!" Jiang Yu took advantage of the gap to escape from his prison like a cat. "You dream!"

Jiang Yu, who fled to the living room out of the clutches of the clutches, ran back after a while and realized that he had brought a lot of things for this picnic. Just the pots, pans and ingredients were stuffed into two full bags, and there was a small box for the barbecue grill. The charcoal is extra, and Bai Yao zipped it up.

Jiang Yu looked at the two bulging bags, picked up one and weighed it, and said involuntarily, "It's quite heavy."

Bai Yao took it over, leaned on his shoulder and said in a low voice, "Your husband is here, don't worry." As he spoke, he carried them out the door one by one, looking very relaxed, tilting his head and saying, "Let's go."

Just go to the store to pick up the rented barbecue grill. Jiang Yu picked up the remaining small box of charcoal and went out with him silently.

In the elevator, Qi Yueyue and Jiang Xiangqi were chattering behind them, chatting about internet celebrity gossip, and the elevator door opened with a ding.The low voice behind her couldn't hide her excitement, Qi Yueyue said: "That's right, I saw a Porsche Panamera Turbo at the gate of the community when I came up just now, it's black, and it's very cool, it's the first time I've seen it in Lancheng." , I'll show you later."

Jiang Xiangqi didn't know much about cars, but she nodded enthusiastically.

Jiang Yu heard the words "black" and "very cool", and subconsciously glanced at Bai Yao beside him.His neighborhood is not high-end, and there are usually no million-dollar luxury cars in and out. If there is one, it will belong to the boss.

Sure enough, when I went out, I saw a bright black Porsche cut beside the roadside flower bed. Even the dead trees could not hide the light of money, and the shiny car reflected the clear sky.

Bai Yao put his right bag upside down and held it together with his left hand, and took out the bright car keys from his inner pocket.

Jiang Yu: "..." After so long, he finally couldn't suppress his hatred of the rich, and angrily condemned in his heart: waste!Treacherous and inhumane!

The front and rear lights flashed at the same time, Bai Yao opened the trunk and put the two packages in his hand.

Qi Yueyue was dumbfounded, and it took her a long time to accept it. She lowered her voice but couldn't suppress the sharp tone. "This is the car we're going to ride in today!"

Jiang Xiangqi was not surprised at all. Facts have proved that sometimes it is an advantage to know less, so he nodded. "right."

"Ahhh! So happy!" The child finally howled out after being reserved all the way, and started jumping on the spot.

Jiang Yu silently glanced at it and nodded to express - I can understand.

After Qi Yueyue got in the car, she looked around and took pictures, even the seat belt couldn't restrain her, so she was finally satisfied after tossing for a long time.

"It's so cool, I must show it to my dad when I get home!" Looking at the luxury car in front, looking at Bai Yao, the owner, he suddenly felt that it wasn't that scary.The upper body couldn't help but poked forward and asked excitedly, "Can I call you Brother Bai Yao like Xiang Qi in the future?"

Bai Yao didn't squint. "Whatever." The attitude was cold but not too cold, coupled with that Neptune's face, Qi Yueyue instantly flirted with each other. "Brother Bai Yao is so handsome!"

Girls in the second stage of middle school are full of romance novels, and they have a mysterious yearning for the boss of the gangster and the domineering president.Bai Yao, on the other hand, satisfied all the imaginations of a girl in the second grade.Cold, handsome and rich.That silver hair is also the unconventional and unique style pursued by adolescence—from then on, the hero of the novel has a face.

Qi Yueyue seemed to have unlocked some kind of seal, and kept talking to Bai Yao, although the latter didn't answer or even listen.But it turns out—someone can talk to a zombie face for half an hour.

This time, the place Qi Yueyue went to was [-] miles outside of the blue city that Qi Yueyue dug through the supernatural post bar website from the Internet, and finally got selected by Queping.

Jiang Yu looked at the navigation, and a red line finally disappeared by the side of the national road, which was a place that even satellites could not track, and asked with wide eyes: "We are going for a picnic and not playing wilderness survival, do we need to run so far? "

At this moment, Qi Yueyue's admiration for Bai Yao far surpassed that of Jiang Yu. Her bold words at the beginning were blown away by the wind outside the car, and she no longer had to pretend to be a virtuous and virtuous Xue Baochai, her true nature was completely exposed. "Of course I do. I was bored to death in school before, so I finally came out once. Of course I want to have a good time." As he spoke, he took out a map from his schoolbag.

Jiang Yu turned his head. "……"incredible. "Where did this picture come from?"

Even if the satellites cannot be tracked, who drew the picture?

Qi Yueyue searched the top, and said casually: "I bought it from a scalper and delivered it to my door for 20 yuan. I gave it three days ago in the early morning of last night. I was afraid that my parents would find out. Let him climb the window of the heating pipe just for this." There is also an extra ten yuan for shipping." Pointing to one of the points, he said: "This is it, it is said to be one of the top ten spiritual holy places on the Internet. We can go up and have a look after we have a picnic, it's very close."

Jiang Yu: "..." Is there such a job?

Hearing the words "Spiritual Holy Land", I can't help but feel a little toothache. Are all the brats so curious now?Losing interest in my heart, I leaned on the back of the chair and sighed.He really didn't want to go, after all, he had even been to the Underworld of Mount Everest in the holy land of spirituality, and even had a face-to-face meeting with Wuchang.For those who are black and black, one foot is deep and the other is shallow, making a few ear-piercing screams from time to time, normal people pretend to be ghosts, chasing and running with a few rags, or arrange a few inferior puppets to hang in the air There is really no interest in the wandering places, so I had no choice but to enlighten: "It's all a lie to children, maybe it's not as good as a ghost town with 20 yuan per ticket at the North Gate of People's Park."

Qi Yueyue stuck out her tongue, felt Jiang Yu's weakness clearly, pulled Jiang Xiangqi's arm against her shoulder and said coquettishly: "Xiang Qi, do you want to go?"

"Ah... I..." Jiang Xiangqi stammered, somehow he suddenly got a lot of trouble, looked at Jiang Yu, then at Qi Yueyue, finally looked at the map, hesitated for a long time, and finally obeyed his heart and tried his best nodded.

"I've never been to such a place when I grow up." Before, she couldn't even run because of a heart condition, let alone go to such a nerve-provoking place.

Seeing the undisguised yearning on her face through the rearview mirror, Jiang Yu had no choice but to accept his fate, and finally let go. "Let's go then."

It's rare for my younger sister to take the initiative to express her liking, so how could he refuse.

But I still can't understand what's going on in these people's heads.Since he was a child, he ran into ghosts every now and then, with missing arms and legs, tongues hanging out and eyes protruding, flesh and blood flying everywhere, half-baked, and dead.

The aesthetic fatigue of watching the real version, these people go to such great lengths to watch a group of artificial fakes.

If he could exchange his eyes, he would definitely agree without hesitation, and let these brats have a good time.