Anecdotes about me and the civil servants of Hades

Prince Jiang kept what he said, and finished writing in 7 minutes, leaving 3 minutes for his brother to copy, and then handing in the paper with 10 minutes left.

"Hey——" the boy tugged at his back before he left, and shouted in a low voice, "bluebar on Saturday night, if you don't come, you will lose your brother."

Jiang Yu really didn't want this kind of brother who was ungrateful for sex, so he shook his head helplessly.

Just when he was full of joy and was about to stop the car to find Bai Yao.

A brand new blue Aston Martin was parked conspicuously at the door, and it was still a discontinued model.Bai Yao leaned against the car as usual.But no longer a sharp suit, a khaki casual bomber jacket, light blue jeans, and a baseball cap on his head.

Jiang Yu's eyes lit up, and his attention suddenly shifted from the car to the person.

Three steps and two steps to jump over. "Sure." He looked Bai Yao up and down. "It's at least 20 years younger."

Bai Yao put his arms around his shoulders, opened the car door and pushed him in. "People who are 10,000+ years old are still 20 years old."

Jiang Yu put on his seat belt, and his eyes were still squinting at him: "Why are you wearing this all of a sudden today?"

Bai Yao bypassed the short waist of the driver's seat and got in, while reversing the car, he said casually, "I think you'll like it."

This sentence is simply a standard answer, Jiang Yu said it according to the script: "I like you no matter what you look like."

"How are things at school?" he asked.

Since Bai Yao came back so soon, it means that it has been resolved.

The shiny blue Aston pulled into the road and merged into the traffic.Bai Yao wore light-colored sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, and said casually, "It's just a few brats, they've made something so they're acting like a demon." He turned his face sideways, and gave Jiang Yu a rare playful wink. "Your husband is so capable, of course you can do it with a wave of your hand."

"I'll take you home now."

"Send me?" Jiang Yu keenly recognized the loneliness in this context. "What? Aren't you going back?"

"I have something else to do." Bai Yao said, "It's almost Chinese New Year, and the welfare awards at the Bai family haven't been distributed yet. I'll go and see the performance and make arrangements. I'll bring you back what you want for dinner."

"Is that so." Jiang Yu leaned heavily on the back of the soft chair, didn't say anything about eating, and began to ponder in his mind. "You said that the boss of your underworld, the emperor of the underworld, is still in the human world to expel the demon agency. Is this the legendary feces that are more fragrant than meat?"

Bai Yao grasped the steering wheel with one hand, freeing his hand to pet him on the head. "It's not."

"Actually, the main responsibility of the Bai family is to monitor, to monitor the direction of human souls and reincarnation. It is the core business of the entire underworld. The group of idiots brought in by Cangming from the underground formed a clique for selfish purposes and made a mess. I don't want to bother with them, so I just I have established a department that belongs only to me. Then I visited the owner of the family in private, which can be regarded as remembering the bitterness and thinking about the sweetness of the people."

To put it more simply, Bai Yao didn't want to bring the group of mentally retarded people from Shidian to play together, so he dug out the company's core business and left an empty shell for them to mess around with.This is also the reason why he has indulged him for so many years.

"Oh, that's it." Jiang Yu accepted the explanation, took his fingers off his chin, turned his head and began to order.

"Let's eat stewed tofu with oysters tonight. And stir-fried pork liver with leeks. Make the rest what you want."

Bai Yao frowned and smiled. "Are you hinting at me?"

Jiang Yu: "???"

After quickly reacting, he cursed secretly: "Fuck."

Bai Yao turned his head sideways. "Don't worry, I will perform well tonight."

Jiang Yu: "Get lost."

The car stopped at the gate of the community, Jiang Yu unbuckled his seat belt and got out of the car door, Bai Yao suddenly grabbed his arm and dragged him back, bowed his head and pressed a cold kiss on his lips.

He stared at Jiang Yu's light brown pupils, which seemed to have two clusters of small flames.

"Xiaoyu, I will always love you."

"Okay." Jiang Yu touched his chin, but this time he didn't reply him according to the script - I love you too.

With these ridicules, he smiled slyly: "Then you love it."

With that said, he jumped out and slammed the car door with a "boom--".

The dead trees on both sides of the road were bleak, and the cold wind blew the hem of his coat back. Jiang Yu turned his head and replied softly in the eyes of messy hair. "Fool."

Jiang Yu stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows in the living room, with his arms folded in front of his chest, and he gently bit his index finger knuckles.Watching the blue body at the entrance of the community draw a beautiful arc and turn around, get on the road and drive into the distance.

Arrange the performance of the Bai family?Jiang Yu laughed, the huge family needs him, Emperor Ming, to take care of these trivial matters in person.

He shuffled to the kitchen, and called out without haste: "Fatty, come out, I'll ask you something."

Chu Yunfei got his head out of the drain. "What's the matter? Hey, why do you look so ugly? Are you overly indulgent? Young people, you must know how to control yourself."

"Stop talking nonsense." Jiang Yu was not in the mood to joke with him. He put his hands in his trouser pockets and raised his eyes.

"Since when did he let you follow me?"

When Chu Yunfei heard this, a look of astonishment flashed across his ashen face, and it was revealed before he even had time to hide it.

Jiang Yu smiled lightly, mockingly. "really."

"I..." Chu Yunfei has been dead for hundreds of years, and he was not a conspiracy theory when he was alive. Jiang Yu dumped him 28 times in terms of scheming.

"If you don't tell the truth, go back to him." Jiang Yu calmly turned and left the kitchen. "Tell him that I drove you back."

"Don't, don't, don't." Chu Yunfei eagerly got out of the drain, grabbed Jiang Yu's arm and begged bitterly: "Jiang Yu, Mr. Jiang, Mr. Jiang, please don't do this. If you have something to say, don't drive me away. If Lord Bai found out, I would never be reborn."

Jiang Yu sat down on the sofa with a big knife and a golden horse, and raised one eyelid.

"Tell me, who am I?"

The first question was just that he was testing Chu Yunfei's weight in this matter.

Chu Yunfei: "..."

Jiang Yu's question of "who am I" is definitely not as simple as "you are Jiang Yu". '

He looked like he was going to kneel. "I'm just... I will do whatever Master Bai tells me to do. How dare I ask. I really don't know about it."

"I just escaped from that cave and met Master Bai. We had a relationship for a few times before we were alive. I still have to wait for Wei'er, so I can't reincarnate. So Master Bai made a deal with me, let me come Looking for you, looking after you, in exchange for my stay in this world, he can turn a blind eye to it. That's it, I really don't know anything else, trust me." He hastily said with a bitter face Said: "In the final analysis, we are still close, and I can't help it."

"You haven't said the whole thing yet." Jiang Yu leaned on the sofa with his arms folded. "It's just that he hasn't been so tempted by turning a blind eye. Ghosts with obsessions cannot be reincarnated. Besides, what kind of contract do you have with Bai Pingwei? As long as she misses the world, you can't be reincarnated. You promise Bai Yao The real reason is because of my identity, God Lixia, you will have unexpected benefits when you stay by my side. For example, the soul is fixed, so that you can continue to miss the world without dying."

At this time, Jiang Yu was at full strength in combat, and that kind of Huimin who couldn't look directly was frightening.

Chu Yunfei stared straight at him with wide-eyed eyes, coupled with the indescribable horror on that pale face that lacked blood.This time he really knelt down, holding Jiang Yu's thigh and begging with snot and tears.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry Grandpa Jiang, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I really can't say it, if I say that Master Bai will kill me, no, life is better than death."

Jiang Yu glanced down at the ghost lying at his feet, and twitched his legs.With a blank face, he said: "I will give you one more chance at the end. Why did I die?"

"..." Why is it an over-the-top question again.

Chu Yunfei hugged his legs and raised his head with a look of lovelessness. "You believe me this time, I really don't know. I only know that you are a spiritual being, and there will be strength when you stay by your side. I don't even know whether you are a flower or a grass, a swan or a toad. Really, I swear !” He raised his hand and promised. "I've really said all I know."

"You are the toad." Jiang Yu kicked him away. "Your whole family are toads."

"Yes yes yes." Chu Yunfei took the initiative to lean over and put half of his face on the ground and half of his face on the soles of his shoes, so cowardly that he couldn't look directly at him. "You are the boss, everything you say is right."

Jiang Yu was not in the mood to play tricks on him, so he moved his feet and said in disgust, "Get up."

He believed that Chu Yunfei really didn't know anything, as he said, he was just a kid.That's all there is to say.

"Hey." Chu Yunfei rubbed over in a fawning manner. "Do not be angry."

Jiang Yu rolled his eyes. "Forget it if you're stupid."

"Bai Yao didn't say this, I guessed it myself. He doesn't know, so don't reveal yourself."

Chu Yunfei: "..."

Chu Yunfei: "!!!"

"How did you guess it! I have no flaws in my confidence. My acting skills were able to fool that old man back then. How did you figure it out?" He whimpered and chattered around Jiang Yu's exam, wanting to find out his own Where is the failure.

Jiang Yu fanned away angrily. "Hurry up, don't bother me here."

Chu Yunfei pissed him off, he didn't dare to give in, shut his mouth embarrassingly, suppressed curiosity and resentment, and floated back to the sewer.

The air fell into silence again.

Jiang Yu lay on his back on the sofa, with all his hair pushed back to the back of his head, revealing a smooth forehead and clear eyes.The forearm rests on the leg, and the fingertips point to the knee one after another.

The reason why he guessed that Chu Yunfei was Bai Yao's man was because of Bai Yao's protection of him.

Since we met, all kinds of meticulous care have reached the point of madness.He is the emperor of the underworld, and his own life must be under his nose.Then this kind of protection should start very early.

Before meeting Bai Yao, it was Chu Yunfei who protected him.

Reminiscent of the relationship between the two, a ghost who smuggled into the world, and an underworld emperor reincarnated in the underworld, they are so harmonious.Bai Yao didn't even mention taking him back.Everything is so natural, so natural that it seems to be arranged.

Since Chu Yunfei was protecting him before and Bai Yao never appeared, why did he appear in front of him again later?