Anecdotes about me and the civil servants of Hades

Bai Yao routinely cleaned up the dishes after eating, and stood by the sink with his back to Jiang Yu to wash calmly. Ever since he started cooking, Jiang Yu has lived a life where he can open his mouth without having to scoop up cold water.

Bai Yao dried the cleaned white porcelain dish and put it in the disinfection cabinet. "You don't want to wash these things, wait until I get someone to send a dishwasher."

"I don't want it." Jiang Yu leaned on the door frame with his arms folded, watching the cold-eyed Lord Underworld huddled in his small kitchen to clean up, and he still didn't forget to coax people to flatter: "Isn't it because of you?" , What do I want that waste water thing for?"

Bai Yao took a soft towel and wiped his hands, walked over and hugged his waist, and the two looked at each other.He said: "We will be like this from now on. You are just Jiang Yu, and I am just Bai Yao. If I don't want to tell you, don't ask me any more." What he said was arbitrary, and he felt a bit machismo , and added another sentence in a soft voice. "I promise, you will know the whole truth soon. I have not done anything to apologize to you except for stabbing you."

Jiang Yu turned his gaze to the side and looked at the clean marble cooking table. He has concluded from countless experiences that if he dies in front of Bai Yao, he will not get any results. The two of them can only quarrel because of this, and they are ambiguous. :"talk later."

Bai Yao lowered his head and gnawed over: "No, you promise me."

"Okay, okay." Jiang Yu leaned back and held his chin. "Stop making trouble, go out, and go to Qiqi's school."

"Okay." Bai Yao let go of his hand regretfully, not daring to pursue at this moment, and asked, "Aren't you going to school?"

"Hey, hello." Jiang Yu scratched his hair agitatedly. "I forgot. It's the end of the term, and there are several exams today."

This is something he absolutely dare not ask for leave or escape. "Fuck! Then what should I do?" Jiang Xiangqi felt worried and couldn't delay any longer.

Bai Yao offered his constructive opinion. "It's not up."

Jiang Yu looked at him with a mess of grass on his head, and said the classic line of "The King of Comedy": "If you don't go to school, you support me."

With Boss Bai's manpower, material and financial resources, of course he can continue his sentence with peace of mind. "I support you."

Jiang Yu sneered, and then preached his values ​​to him solemnly.

"I always thought that a stable marriage between husband and wife is based on the equality of both parties. Although I will definitely not be able to earn you after graduation, at least I have a stable source of income so I don't have to be a parasite."

"In this way, one day in the future, when you see another little boy lift up his pants and leave, I can continue to live."

He opened the kitchen door and went out, Bai Yao followed silently, and spoke suddenly. "What would you do if there was such a day?"

"What can I do?" Jiang Yu smiled, picked up his coat, put it on, and smoothed the collar. "You are so powerful, you cover the sky with one hand, can I provoke you? Or just live a good life, and then keep hating you, maybe I can go to the underworld to meet you after death, and feel sorry for my young hormones. the dog."

Bai Yao lowered his head and just twitched the corners of his mouth in response to his joke, but didn't say anything.

"Why don't you refute?" Jiang Yu asked: "Usually, shouldn't you say that I am not, I have not, I will not."

Bai Yao put his arms around his neck, leaned against his ear and said softly, "If that day really happens, it must be a dream. Just close your eyes and sleep, then wake up and it will be fine."

The corners of Jiang Yu's eyes twitched, and he turned his face to look at him with a half-smile. "Did you know I have dragonfinch now?"

"Do you know ED?"

Bai Yao: "..." let go of him and raised his hands in surrender. "Okay, okay, I dare not."

On the way, the two of them agreed to let Bai Yao go over to have a look first, and rush over after Jiang Yu finished the exam.

"Madam Bai." Before getting out of the car, Bai Yao hooked Jiang Yu's collar and quickly moved to his lips for a kiss. "Take the exam well, and you will be punished for failing."

Jiang Yu rolled his eyes in disdain. "Twenty minutes to turn in the exam, with a score of 90+. I'm a boy who grew up wearing Chick's diapers. I'll give you 78 hours in one second."

Bai Yao watched him enter the school gate, walk down the corridor, and finally turned around and disappeared from sight.After a long time, he was still standing there, just like when the two met for the first time, the relentless gaze that followed closely made people feel desolate.

His family likes to sit in the back row ahead of time for this kind of exam in a large classroom. When Jiang Yu entered, he looked at a crowd of people. He hadn't passed the first class like this before, and the attendance rate was MAX.

"Jiang Yu, this—" A boy stood up and waved to him, taking down the schoolbag next to him. "Quick, I've got a seat for you."

Jiang Yu: "Thank you." He didn't need to remind him, and said very kindly: "I know, after finishing the paper, turn the page and stand up."

The boy had a "you understand me" expression on his face.

Jiang Yu's good-looking and temperless personality is very popular and popular with his classmates.

"Hey, Jiang Yu." The boy poked his arm with the tip of a pen, and his eyes drifted to the distance, suggesting: "Look over there."

Jiang Yu followed his gaze and looked over.An elegant-looking girl with standard black and long straight hair, and a light makeup on her face, with a classical beauty.

The boy asked, "How do you feel?"

Jiang Yu honestly commented: "The length is not bad, but a little thinner, and the eyes are not charming enough." He looked at the thin shoulders and the slender waist under the sweater.

"No muscles?"

The boy's expression became strange. "What do you need muscles for?"

Jiang Yu blinked, but he didn't realize it. Subconsciously, he had formed the habit of comparing everyone with Bai Yao. He lowered his head and pretended to be calm and flipped through the book in his hand.

"It's nothing, it looks good."

The boy's expression was even weirder. "Don't you like the gentle and virtuous Xue Baochai? When did you taste it?"

Jiang Yu: "I like those who are gentle, virtuous, have muscles and can fight with resurrection buffs, can't they?"

"Gentle and virtuous, with muscles, able to fight, resurrection buff, then I know." The boy understood with contempt after listing them one by one. "Bastard, you have been coveting the mother of my childhood goddess Otto."

Jiang Yu: "..." This man must not be fucking sick.

The boy was too involved in the play, hated and condemned: "Our Silver Cross Team of the Kingdom of Light will not let you go." Putting the back of his left hand under the elbow of his right hand, Duang~Duang~ said: "Mother destroys the light, launch it!"

Jiang Yu: "Farewell!" Picking up the book, he wanted to slip away and change places.

He is a mere mortal who is not worthy to sit with the "National Silver Cross of Light".

"Don't, don't, don't." The boy quickly grabbed his arm and pressed down the live cheat sheet. "I'm kidding, don't go."

He returned to normal at the speed of light, and finally revealed his purpose. He leaned over to lick the door curtain and showed his sharp mouth to please: "Hehehe, help me get that girl's WeChat account, and I will treat you to hot pot for dinner."

Jiang Yu broke out his arms without laughing or laughing: "Thank you, I will eat my wife's cooking tonight."

"Huh?" The boy was surprised. "Do you have a girlfriend? Who? Is it the little swan from the music department last time?"

"No." Jiang Yu said, "What are those little swans?"

"I'll introduce you to another day, a long-haired beauty with long legs and a slim waist."

The boy still wanted to ask more questions, but Jiang Yu patted his shoulder on purpose to whet his appetite. "I'll ask for WeChat for you."

He walked around quickly and walked to the girl in the front row. She was looking at the densely marked review materials with her forehead propped up, and there was a bright red string on her white wrist.

Jiang Yu's eyes were pierced red, and his soul trembled immediately.

what is this?

The girl noticed the gaze and raised her head in a daze. She didn't know if it was an illusion, but she always felt that her face was a little stiff, and her expression was extremely unnatural.

"Classmate." Jiang Yu has done a lot of these things, suppressed the strangeness in his heart, and instantly turned on the tenth level of combat state, the corners of his eyes were pressed down by millimeters, and the corners of his lips curled up: "My classmate wants to be friends with you. Can you give me your WeChat?"

Yes, as long as you have a face, you can be so clean, decisive and neat.

The girl looked at Jiang Yu in a daze, with a serious expression as if she was doing a CET-[-] listening comprehension, and it took a long time to realize it. "Can."

Jiang Yu thought that the girl might have some hearing impairment.Skillfully stretching out her snow-white palm and handing it to her, the girl followed him and wrote down her WeChat ID.

Her movements were also a little slow, the tip of the pen couldn't even keep up, and a string of numbers was written crookedly.

"Are you okay?" Seeing that something was wrong with her, Jiang Yu stretched out his other hand and shook it in front of her eyes.

The girl shook her head, as if she wanted to laugh, but she pulled her facial muscles dryly but didn't laugh.

Why does it feel like she can't control her body at all.

Jiang Yu returned suspiciously, the boy stretched his neck impatiently and took his hand. "Give it to me."

Jiang Yu opened his hands to show him, his eyes were still looking in the direction of the girl, the red string on her wrist was shocking, and she felt a little familiar.

"Hey, is your girlfriend from our school? Which college?" The boy flicked his mobile phone to add WeChat without looking up, "Take it out to play on Saturday, it just happens to be my birthday."

Jiang Yu perfunctory: "Let's talk about it." Opening the book and turning two pages, the red line is indeed familiar.Have you seen it somewhere?

"Stop talking." The boy grabbed his wrist. "You are the only girl who is willing to come. If you don't come, my birthday will be as miserable as going to the grave."

Jiang Yu pulled his wrist back with a half-smile, "I did it for your own good. If you take the beauty away, your birthday will be even more miserable."

Bai Yao sneaked into Jiang Xiangqi's campus alone.It was class time, and the dormitory area was very quiet, only the occasional ups and downs of reading could be heard from the nearest teaching building.Standing on the roof of the dormitory, he looked at the scorched black ground and took a deep breath, solemnly raised his hand to erase all traces.

Crackling cement covered the roof again, and it was as if it had never happened.

The figure stood at the door of the duty room in a flash, glanced coldly at the pair of dark eyes, waved out the talisman, and stuck it directly on the forehead of the dormitory auntie.The woman suddenly widened her eyes like crazy, opened her mouth and let out a scream, and the glass on the door and window was instantly shattered by the sound waves, like a violent five-level explosion.

However, all of this is blocked within the invisible barrier.

A black shadow sprang out from the corpse, and Bai Yao put his backhand into his sleeve.

The barrier dissipated, all the broken glass returned to its place, and the aunt lay peacefully on the table.