On the Feasibility of Dueling with the System

The flowers on the temples of the clouds are swaying in golden steps, and the hibiscus tents warm the spring night.The spring night is bitter, the day is high, and the king does not go to court early. ——Bai Juyi's "Song of Everlasting Sorrow"

Although Qin Zhan has no cloud temples, beautiful face, or golden steps, and their spring nights are spent on the table on the ground instead of in various places under the hibiscus tent, Yu Ce still has no psychological burden to spend the early morning. Lin Duo came in and yelled several times. Qin Zhan thought it was noisy, so he turned over and pulled up the quilt to cover his head.Yu Ce put his arms around his waist, glared at Lin Duo angrily, and said in a low voice, "Get out! Tell them to quit court today."

Lin Duo took the order to retreat and went to the main hall to tell the ministers the news of today's strike.

"Your Majesty drank too much last night, and is still resting now, please go back to the residence first, my lords."

All the ministers bowed and saluted before leaving, but Mo Lin was still standing there. Lin Duo was stared into a cold sweat, so he had to step forward and apologize, "Master Priest, do you have something to order?"

"What about the emperor?"

Lin Duo continued to smile apologetically, "The emperor is still resting."

Mo Lin glanced at him expressionlessly, "Is it in the bedroom?"

"No, in Kunyu Palace."

"Okay, I have something to report to the emperor." Mo Lin lifted his legs and left, Lin Duo secretly said badly, and quickly followed up to persuade, "Lord Mo, the emperor is really resting, you know his temper... ..."

Lin Duo was spitting while talking, but Mo Lin walked forward on his own. Lin Duo gritted his teeth, walked a few steps to stop him, and said in a low voice, "Master Mo, Mr. Qin is also in Kunyu Palace .”

This sentence was very effective, Mo Lin stopped all of a sudden, and his face became extremely ugly.

He looked at Lin Duo, his expression changed several times, and finally froze on a blank space.

"I see." Mo Lin said in a stiff voice, turned around mechanically and left.

Lin Duo: ...Do you want to remind Mo Lin that the gate is actually in his opposite direction?

However, looking at Mo Lin's back, Lin Duo couldn't say anything, such an aloof but hard-to-conceal desolation posture really made people feel sad.

On one side, Mo Lin was in a daze and couldn't tell the difference between east, west, and north. On the other side, Qin Zhan was lying on the bed, and the emperor who had just turned up in the early dynasty was still lying on the bed with him.

Qin Zhan was annoyed by his kissing here and biting there, especially the neck that couldn't be covered by his clothes. Yu Ce was determined to plant strawberries there.

Qin Zhan was completely angry, and Huo Di sat up, "Are you finished!"

"It's not over," Yu Ce grinned and leaned forward, stroking his waist dishonestly with his two paws, "Beauty, dear, come and let me kiss you, as long as I am happy, let alone the palace, the whole world is yours of."

Qin Zhan's mouth twitched in his bum-like tone, what is Yu Ce playing, role-playing?

"Don't make trouble." He slapped Yu Ce's face with a slap.

Yu Ce seductively stuck out his tongue and licked it, so scared that Qin Zhan withdrew his hand all of a sudden, and rubbed against his obscene clothes in disgust.

However, Yu Ce's appearance of a foolish king made Qin Zhan startled, and suddenly thought of something, he poked the green snake Jiamo wrapped around his wrist and pretended to be dead, [Hey, isn't our planb Say you want to play Su Daji once? 】

【uh-huh. 】

[Later, it was said that there might be more rewards for a guest appearance as the savior? 】

【uh-huh. 】

【Jiamo, but have you ever seen Su Daji as the savior? 】

[…] Jia Mo was a little dumbfounded, 【What, what? 】

Qin Zhan patiently explained, 【The premise of falling in love and killing Mo Lin is that I threaten the dynasty he protects, but how can I complete the main mission and at the same time play a guest role as the savior? 】

Obviously, this is a topic that can only be chosen between two, but this question did not bother him for too long, because the next day Lin Duo sent someone to report that Yu Ce was furious in the court, and even killed a The news of the minister who spoke bluntly.

Qin Zhan's hand holding the teacup trembled, and he looked up at the little eunuch who sent the message, "What did the lord say?"

The little eunuch looked up at him cautiously, Qin Zhan smiled and said gently, "Don't be afraid, just say it."

The fair-skinned little eunuch blushed all of a sudden, and lowered his head hesitantly, "Actually, it's nothing, Mr. Hu, he just... just said some things like you seduce the Lord, which annoyed the emperor."

Being able to make Yu Ce angry like that is obviously not just a word like "fox charms the lord". A minister who can speak out righteously in the court must be very good. It would be an understatement to say that he is a vixen, why? There must also be a few heavy words such as 'disaster for the country and the people', 'disaster for the court' and the like.If the minister were not so elegant, then the insulting words of 'he is very good at bed' might have to be added with embellishment.

Qin Zhan then asked: "And then?"

"The emperor seemed to have some scruples at first, so he didn't get angry right away, but Mr. Hu saw that His Majesty didn't respond, so he said a few more words to threaten death. Then...then the emperor became angry." The voice of the little eunuch became weaker and weaker. , "Master Hu used himself to bump into a pillar, although he was stopped by other adults, but later... the emperor said later, saying, 'If you want to die, let him die', and asked the guards to pull Master Hu down, The rod is responsible for one hundred."

Not to mention one hundred, even if the rod is fifty, an ordinary minister may not be able to bear it.What's more, Mr. Hu is already a white-haired old man over fifty years old. Qin Zhan frowned and asked, "Now? Has the punishment been carried out?"

"Execution and punishment have been executed...and, Mr. Hu...when No.40 was on the big board, just, just...couldn't take it anymore, died..."

Qin Zhan: ...

It is said that the country is easy to change and the nature is hard to change. Yu Ce is trying to trick him.

Qin Zhan sighed, forget it, the savior is unreliable in the first place, and his own little knowledge reserve can't make any wise king, so let's be his Su Daji with peace of mind.

"I see, you go down."

"Yes, the slave will leave."

Jia Mo climbed onto Qin Zhan's arm, raised his upper body to drink the water in his teacup.

[Yu Ce is coming back soon, what are you going to do? 】

How to do it?

Qin Zhan raised his eyelids, and a bright yellow figure was walking towards him at a speed almost like a passing shadow. He could even feel the suppressed anger and arrogance under the dragon robe.

What else can I do, be a fire extinguisher.

Qin Zhan kept looking up until Yu Ce stood in front of him, and the people in the room retreated tactfully, but Yu Ce still stared at him with his head down, "You know." He said ambiguously, Qin Zhan But he understood, he nodded.

"You blame me?" Yu Ce asked him, with a bit of grievance in his tone.

"I didn't say that."

Yu Ce was still worried, and explained angrily and with some panic, "He shouldn't have said that about you... Even if those harsh words were for me, I wouldn't be so angry."

Qin Zhan smiled, as if he was looking at a willful but stubborn child with a tolerant look.

"I know."

"Little snake, aren't you angry?" Yu Ce gave him a careful look.

"Don't be angry," Qin Zhan said softly, "It turned out that I was wrong, Ah Ce, you are fine, you don't need to change anything for me."

Yu Ce became happy all of a sudden, and took advantage of him standing higher than Qin Zhan sitting, bowed his head and kissed him, and quietly grabbed his belt with two paws, Qin Zhan pressed his hand dumbfoundingly, "It's still During the day, you—"

"What's the matter during the day?" Yu Ce raised his chest, "I want it, why can't I do it during the day?"

Qin Zhan swallowed his words of persuasion silently, Yu Ce took his hand boldly and stretched it into the dragon robe, Jia Mo closed his eyes and swam down to the ground, provocatively saying, fearing that the world will not be chaotic, 【Ah Zhan, this is prostitution in the daytime, you are really going further and further down the road of fooling the emperor. 】

Qin Zhan: [...shut up. 】

What does Su Daji need to do?According to Qin Zhan's understanding, it was nothing more than "enjoying" with the emperor when he tortured people, shouting when the emperor used violent lynchings against criminals, or seducing the emperor all the time, making him sing and sing every night, and ruin the government.

It's just that these things are almost impossible tasks for Qin Zhan.

Having experienced so many worlds, it's not that Qin Zhan has never killed anyone, whether personally or indirectly.But killing people and torturing people are two different things, he really has no interest in listening to his screams while accepting other people's hateful gazes.

In the final analysis, Qin Zhan still has face, so let alone jumping up like Su Daji to burn King Zhou to burn criminals for fun, and even cut Bigan's heart open.

As for the last one... well, all he can do is push the boat along.

Qin Zhan stood up with Yu Ce in his arms, turned around and put him on the table. The other party was wearing nothing in his open dragon robe, obviously for the purpose of doing that kind of thing after going down to court.

Yu Ce raised his legs and hooked his waist, and squinted at him with some impatience, "What's the matter, what are you looking at?"

"...Are you going to court in this way?"

"What does it matter?" Yu Ce laughed wildly, "Anyway, no one saw it, little snake, I'll show it to you alone."

Qin Zhan rolled his eyes and patted his butt angrily, "Sit back and lift your waist up."

……

After the two of them settled their personal needs, it was already past lunch time. Qin Zhan was a little hungry, so Yu Ce accompanied him to have lunch first, and tried to tighten his back with his soft legs to keep the things that were shot in just now. Chat with him while eating.

"Little snake, do you know that that bitch who was clinging to you that day suddenly died suddenly, you see, he really couldn't even see the sky."

Yu Ce's tone sounded very happy, Qin Zhan was taken aback, "Sudden death? You mean Qiangwei?"

"Why do you still remember her name?" Yu Ce frowned dissatisfied, "It's her, and I don't know what happened. She was found dead in the room the day after the banquet. Without a drop of blood, it's very evil."

Qin Zhan hummed without thinking much.

After taking a nap after lunch, it was time for Yu Ce to go to the imperial study to discuss business matters with the minister.Qin Zhan was idle and bored, so he wandered around in the imperial garden as before. Coincidentally, although he didn't meet Mo Lin this time, he ran into Mo Heng, the prince of Beimo who was also wandering with his entourage.

"Young Master Qin." Mo Heng took the lead to salute him, and Qin Zhan also bowed with a smile, "Your Highness, good afternoon." He noticed the entourage behind Mo Heng. middle-aged man.Although the other party stood one step behind, the way he looked straight ahead with his head held high already showed his hidden status, obviously he was not just an ordinary attendant.

"Is the relationship between Young Master Qin and His Majesty good?" Mo Heng asked seemingly casually, but his words were full of teasing, "I heard that His Majesty made a big fuss about you in the court today."

"About this point, I think His Highness has already figured it out, doesn't he?"

Qin Zhan casually brushed off the grass leaves on his robe, but he was suspicious in his heart. This was only the second time he and Mo Heng met, and the other party asked such a private—or it could be said to be a large-scale question. Did Mo Heng have a brain twitch, or was he out of his mind at all?

"Master Qin, but I heard that His Majesty Yu Guo is not a good-tempered person." Mo Heng said, "I am really worried about having such a handsome and outstanding person by your side."

The corner of Qin Zhan's mouth twitched. What does Mo Heng mean by that? It's impossible to poach Yu Ce's corner?

"I'm doing well, so don't worry about it." Qin Zhan smiled politely.

"Naturally, naturally." Mo Heng also smiled, with a carefree appearance, "If Mr. Qin has any difficulties in the future, please feel free to find me, and I will try my best to help."

Qin Zhan heheed, said goodbye and left after a few polite words.

The garden regained its tranquility, and Qin Zhan's tall and plain figure gradually became blurred under the cover of flowers and plants.Mo Heng licked his lips, narrowed his eyes uncontrollably, and anxiously asked the attendants behind him, "Master Wusu, is Qin Zhan really a thousand-year-old snake demon?"

"Yes, I'm pretty sure he's a demon."

People are beautiful, but it's just that they can't eat these few days, and Mo Heng is furious, "Master, when can we take him back to Beimo?"

"Your Highness, there is no need to be impatient." Master Wusu stroked his beard mysteriously, "The plan has been slowly unfolding, as long as a few more bizarre murders are pushed to Qin Zhan, and then the identity of the other party's goblin is taken along the way. At that time, the Emperor of Yu Kingdom must have lost interest in him, and even killed him, and at this time, His Highness will be a good person and just ask him to come over."

"But he's a demon, I'm afraid—"

"Your Highness don't have to worry about this." Wusu laughed, and winked at Moheng, "Although Qin Zhan is a monster, his essence is a snake. Snakes are promiscuous, and they have realgar and seven inches of them." You are a natural enemy, Your Highness can rest assured, I only need to use small tricks, and you will definitely have a good time."

Mo Heng was satisfied when he heard it, he seemed to have seen how he looked when he hugged the beautiful woman back, without that pretentious suave posture, his whole person exuded a lewd and incompetent air.

"That's very good, master, this matter depends entirely on you. After the matter is completed, I will definitely thank you very much!"

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After Qiangwei's sudden death, several people died one after another in the palace. After the autopsy, they all had the same result—there was no blood left in their bodies, as if they had been sucked dry.

As a result, rumors gradually arose in the palace, saying that there were monsters in the palace who could eat people and kill people everywhere, using the blood of living people to nourish themselves and improve their cultivation.

Coincidentally, those servants who had the accident had more or less crossed paths with Qin Zhan before they died.So later, the rumors gradually evolved into that the handsome young man brought by the emperor from outside the palace was a monster, pestering the emperor to suck his energy every day.Now that it has been a long time, I will use another method to nourish myself, so as not to arouse the emperor's suspicion.

Yu Ce was furious, and severely punished a few servants who were gossips, and the rumors of monsters were barely suppressed.

In the Yonghe Palace, Qin Zhan asked him, "Don't you think I did it?"

But Yu Ce didn't care, "It doesn't matter if you did it or not, I don't care." After a pause, he narrowed his eyes and moved closer, "Snake, if you really need to do this, just tell me, I will find some for you." A clean boy and girl is much better than those messy and dubious people."

Qin Zhan smiled, sometimes it's good for lovers to have wrong views.

"Yu Ce, are you not afraid that I will really suck the energy from your body?"

"Suck the essence? It's not sure who sucks whose." Yu Ce laughed and turned around, lying on his lap, "If there is such a thing as sucking the essence, it should be me sucking your essence Little snake, you almost filled me up last night." He rubbed his stomach, as if remembering something interesting, and laughed so hard that tears almost came out.

Without Qin Zhan's "don't get angry" restraint, Yu Ce became more reckless and reckless every day, but his mood was also getting better every day.Qin Zhan gently stroked his hair, Yu Ce let out a soft moan from his throat like a kitten, narrowed his eyes comfortably, and buried his face in his arms.

"Little snake, this is so good." He muttered, hugging Qin Zhan's waist, "I won't let anyone take you away from me." He said, and then added viciously, "Who No way!"

Qin Zhan pinched his ear, and kneaded it down along the pinna little by little, "A Ce, things are not that simple."

"I'll find out." Yu Ce held his hand, "Don't worry, I won't let anyone hurt you."

"I'm a monster, no one can hurt me." Qin Zhan shook his head, "But Ah Ce, not everyone can accept the fact that I'm a monster like you. If... if this news gets out... ..."

Yu Ce didn't speak, he played with Qin Zhan's hand very seriously, as if he couldn't let go of those slender and well-articulated fingers.

After a while, he put down his hands and raised his eyes to look at Qin Zhan, and said briskly, "It's easy, just kill those people."

"Kill all those who know."

"Until the person who spread the rumor is also dead, it's over, isn't it?"

At the end, Yu Ce's voice was gentle. He stared at Qin Zhan and repeated again, "Little snake, trust me, I won't let anything happen to you."

Qin Zhan smiled and leaned over to kiss him, "Well, I believe you."