On the Feasibility of Dueling with the System

Recently, the ministers suddenly discovered that their worrying emperor seemed to have a better temper, and his person became a little bit more worry-free.

On the dragon chair, Yu Ce was digging at the armrest expressionlessly, and pieces of gold kept falling to the ground.

Sinongqing: "Report to the emperor, as the weather gets colder, the grain harvest in the area north of Yongning County is gradually decreasing. In my opinion... (500 characters omitted)"

Yu Ce: "Ai Qing is right."

Minister of the Ministry of Rites: "Report to the emperor that the annual sacrificial ceremony is approaching, and I think... (1000 characters omitted)."

Yu Ce: "Aiqing is right."

Minister of the Ministry of Officials: "I would like to report to the emperor that there are overlapping levels of officials in our dynasty, which is too cumbersome. In addition, there are a large number of talents under the imperial examination system. I privately think... (1000 characters omitted)."

Yu Ce: "Aiqing is right."

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Mo Lin: "Your Majesty, you don't have any children yet, should you consider re-drafting to fill the harem?"

Yu Ce: "Ai Qing is right—" In the middle of the sentence, the emperor who suddenly realized who the speaker was and the meaning of the speech straightened his spine, looked at Mo Lin with a pair of dark eyes, and smiled Rou asked without smiling, "What did Ai Qing say?"

Mo Lin repeated what he said just now without changing his expression.

Yu Ce narrowed his eyes and sneered, "Does it have something to do with you?" In fact, he originally wanted to say that it was none of your business, but because of Qin Zhan's request, Yu Ce suppressed his anger.

"As a priest, I should consider the issue of the continuation of the royal bloodline."

Yu Ce let go, patted the gold scraps on his hands casually, raised his eyebrows and smiled, "I appreciate Aiqing's kindness, but no matter how many women are in the harem, it's not as important as one of them."

Click.

The ministers looking at each other in the court seem to have heard the sound of the priest's ice face shattering.

"Really." Mo Lin said, the indescribable anger almost burned his rationality - almost made him confront Yu Ce tit for tat, regardless of the etiquette and personal dignity of the monarch and ministers, "Your Majesty's thick skin really makes me laugh." I can't even hope to catch up."

"To each other." Yu Ce said modestly, "That's how he likes me."

Ministers (horrified faces): "∑(っ°Д°;)っ??!!"

Yu Ce smiled smugly, and Mo Lin felt a burst of anger rushing straight to his head. Yu Ce put it away when he saw it, and waved his hand and said, "Start playing if there is something to do, and retreat if there is nothing to do."

It was just a polite remark, and the ministers who were used to it spontaneously knelt down and shouted, "Long live my emperor, long live, long live."

Afterwards, Lin Duo flicked his whisk and shouted in a high-pitched voice, "Back—to—"

Among the officials kneeling on the ground, Mo Lin, who stood proudly with his back straight, was particularly eye-catching.

After staring at Yu Ce with a cold face for a while, Mo Lin shook his sleeves and left without hesitation, without even bowing his hands in salute.

The ministers looked terrified again, knowing that the priest was arrogant, but they didn't expect the priest to be so arrogant that even the emperor ignored it, and the strange thing was that the little emperor didn't look angry at all, and raised his hand very kindly to calm them down.

However, before a group of well-fed old men discussed in private who the person Yu Ce was talking about, an imperial edict was issued in the palace that day, which was no different from a thunderclap.

Yu Ce: "Everyone who sees Young Master Qin Zhan needs to bow down and salute as if I were in person."

Qin Zhan knew this because when he opened the door while yawning after his afternoon nap, the eunuch and court lady outside the door knelt down on the ground, frightened him so much that he yawned half a yawn. Back into the trachea.

Finally, Gamo, who was still on the hook, told him the news.

Based on Yu Ce's urgency, Qin Zhan believes that the possibility that the other party made this decree to push him to the forefront for profit is very small. If Yu Ce can have such a twisted and hypocritical mind, he won't be like Treating small animals so casually tossed those servants and ministers.

Therefore, Yu Ce simply didn't want him to be looked down upon and ridiculed because of his status.

But even if Qin Zhan could understand it, it was absolutely impossible to accept it—letting those gray-haired eunuchs and courtiers kneel down to him without any psychological barriers would shorten his life, okay?

So in the end, not only did Yu Ce not get the compliment, but Qin Zhan gave him a big reward, so he could only hold his forehead aggrievedly and ask Lin Duo to re-draft the decree.

In the study, Yu Ce looked at the night sky sadly and deeply, and asked Lin Duo who was helping him grind ink behind him, "Tell me, why is the little snake unhappy?"

Lin Duo: ...Your Majesty, do you have the heart to ask an eunuch about love?

Coughing in embarrassment, Lin Duo said softly, "Maybe Mr. Qin likes to keep a low profile."

"Low-key?" Yu Ce snorted, "Who will show the low-key?" He unconsciously thought of Mo Lin again, and his brows tightened immediately.

"I want to make a high profile." Yu Ce said, "It's also good to put an end to those sluts with evil intentions."

Lin Duo: "But Mr. Qin doesn't like it."

With a puff, he poked straight at the center.

Yu Ce felt his heart was bleeding, he covered his head in distress, "Lin Duo, I don't know how to make him happy."

Lin Duo looked at the little emperor in front of him kindly and kindly. He knew how difficult Yu Ce's life was, so as long as it didn't cause too much adverse effect, he would condone some small troubles. Follow Yu Ce to mess around.In the past few years since he took the throne, Yu Ce has lived as he pleases, but he has never been really happy. Even though the entire palace is full of people who fawn on him, Yu Ce has various emotions in his eyes, but they are often just floating on the surface. On the outermost layer, in the deepest part invisible to everyone but him, was a white snow that never melted for thousands of years.

But Qin Zhan appeared, and Yu Ce didn't tell him about Qin Zhan's origin, but Lin Duo had already guessed something.He was worried because Qin Zhan's existence was unreasonable and even dangerous; he was happy because Qin Zhan gave Yu Ce a human touch. pay.

It was Qin Zhan who gradually warmed Yu Ce's heart, but after getting this knowledge, Lin Duo was more worried than happy: he couldn't see through a monster that had lived for a thousand years, and I believe Yu Ce was the same .If one day, Qin Zhan had had enough fun and left, and the little emperor's heart warmed up for the first time was thrown into the ice pool, what should he do?

"Why don't you ask him, Your Majesty," Lindo said.

ask him?

Yu Zhi moved his lips, but did not speak.

He knew the relationship between Qin Zhan and Mo Lin, but he never dared to ask in depth, not only because Qin Zhan couldn't speak, but also because he was afraid that he would hear that sentence.

He didn't like that sentence, but it was the most truthful sentence.

"Little snake, how can you be happy?"

"Yu Ce, I want to live the same life with Mo Lin as before."

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On a sunny afternoon, Qin Zhan, who was wandering in the imperial garden, "ran into" Mo Lin without any suspense.

The surrounding area was very quiet, except for the sound of blades rustling in the wind. Mo Lin looked at Qin Zhan, but for a moment he didn't know what to say.

In the end, it was Qin Zhan who broke the silence.

"What's wrong?" he asked slowly.

"Azhan, you and Yu Ce..."

"You should call him the emperor," Qin Zhan said, with a smile, "Don't you, my lord priest?"

Mo Lin pursed his lips, "Ah Zhan, why did you do that?"

"Why, you want to be with Yu Ce?" He said word by word, the emotion in his eyes was covered with a layer of light gray under the sunlight, and Qin Zhan, who was standing against the light, also became a phantom.

Qin Zhan replied: "Mo Lin, I just want to know what the dynasty that you have always loved is like."

"Besides, what I want to know more is," Qin Zhan emphasized, "what will you look like when this dynasty that you love so much is destroyed to pieces."

For a moment, Mo Lin felt as if something had pierced into the deepest part of his body, and the deep trembling and pain spread from his heart to his limbs little by little, so that he could not even feel his own existence, and could only stay in a daze. He stared blankly at Qin Zhan.

"Why?" Mo Lin asked, as if he had nothing to say other than these three words, "You know that the duty of the priest is to guard—"

"I know." Qin Zhan interrupted him, "That's why I did this." He smiled, unable to tell whether it was self-deprecating or sad, "Mo Lin, the worst thing you can do is kill me again. To be honest, the demon I am also a little tired of the long human life."

"Impossible." Mo Lin's voice was difficult, and his face was as pale as a fragile and illusory cloud in the sky. He tremblingly said, "You know that the duty of a priest is to guard the people of the dynasty; but you also know that as Mo Lin, I think All I want is you."

Mo Lin didn't care about the so-called honor and inheritance of priests, nor did he think that those mundane things were worth one-tenth of Qin Zhan's.However, it is a pity that he can not care about those, but he cannot easily abandon the responsibilities entrusted to him by the previous priest, let alone live up to the trust of the people and ministers in him.

"Yeah, I know, I know all of this." Qin Zhan said with a smile, and his breezy expression made Mo Lin feel even more bitter, "I know a lot, but the only thing I don't know, and the only thing I want to know, is It is what will happen between us if you have a second chance to choose."

"Ah Zhan, I never had a choice." Mo Lin said, he just looked at Qin Zhan blindly, he couldn't even hear what he said, all the words were spoken out as if they were rehearsed-the truth In fact, this is also the education he has always received, "I am the priest appointed by God, and guarding the dynasty is my mission, my responsibility, and the only reason for my existence in this world."

Qin Zhan was not surprised by Mo Lin's remarks, and his smile remained the same.

"I know," he repeated, "then do what you have to do, my lord priest."

"I do what I want, you do what you should."

"As for the ending, let's just let it go, whether it's life or death, I'll admit it."

After that conversation, the two broke up on a bad note—or more precisely, Qin Zhan broke up on one side. Mo Lin has been trying to persuade him, hoping that the two can go back to the way they were before day.

Yu Ce didn't seem to notice his abnormality, and was still jumping in front of Qin Zhan, but based on the emperor's intuition, Qin Zhan didn't think he really didn't notice anything at all.It's just that since the other party didn't say anything, Qin Zhan wouldn't bother to ask more questions, and just acted as if nothing happened, and everything was peaceful.

It's almost the end of the year now, and Qin Zhan has transitioned from a thin white robe to a thick and warm fox fur coat on top of the white robe. The soft and fluffy white fur at the neckline is enough for him to bury his face in it to keep warm, because the snake Humans need to hibernate, and are more afraid of the cold than humans, so Yu Ce always tries every means to make his bedroom warm, and constantly collects some weird things from the people, trying to dispel the constant Sleepy bugs surrounding Qin Zhan.

This day happened to be the day when the envoys from Beimo, a subsidiary state of the Yu Kingdom, paid tribute and worshiped. He added a spot.

Outside the hall, the cold wind howled and the snow fell heavily, and the singing and dancing in the hall was peaceful and harmonious.

The dancers who came with the Beimo envoys wore sexy and revealing dark green bustier tube tops, lantern trousers of the same color, and golden bells tied around their snow-white ankles, which made a sweet and crisp sound with every rotation of them. .The faces of the dancers are covered with emerald green tulle, which is different from the implicit and reserved dance of the current dynasty. Their dancing postures are more passionate and unrestrained. The tulle covers the beauty of the dancers but cannot cloud their smart and soft eyes. The graceful curves of the body are fully revealed under the master's deliberate effort.

Qin Zhan leaned his elbows on the table, propped his chin and squinted lazily to watch the dancers dance.It was the first time for the ministers of the State of Yu to watch it. Except for a few military generals in military uniforms and conservative civil servants, they were all seduced by the beauties, but for the current Qin Zhan, he only felt that The sound of the bell was so loud that I wished I could plug my ears immediately.

【A Zhan,】 Jia Mo scratched the back of his hand with the tip of his tail, 【The prince of Northern Desert has been looking at you. 】

Qin Zhan raised his eyelids and glanced to the right. Beimo is in the north of Yu State, and the climate is cold, so the people in Beimo mainly wear leather fleece. It may look rough and unkempt to the people of Yu State, but modern people From a different perspective, the wild and masculine beauty of Beimo people is completely different from the handsome and noble young men that are popular nowadays, and their strong and straight figure is also a proper magic weapon for fans.

Qin Zhan subconsciously took a few more glances, Prince Beimo noticed his gaze, and couldn't help raising his eyebrows to show a smile. Qin Zhan laughed out loud with his show-stealing eyebrows.

Yu Ce's face turned livid again.

[This prince is quite funny. 】Qin Zhan was in a good mood and drank the wine in his glass, 【What's his name? 】

[Moheng (heng, second tone), Mo is the national surname of Beimo. 】

With a snap, Yu Ce slapped the wine glass on the table with a cold face.

Although the voice was small, it was not covered by the ringing of bells and pianos in the hall. The dancers knelt down on the ground, and their slightly bowed upper bodies made the already majestic scene in front of their chests even more alluring. Several civil servants couldn't bear to look directly and looked away.

Mo Heng laughed loudly, stood up and said loudly, "Your Majesty is not satisfied with our country's singing and dancing?"

"There are some," Yu Ce said, looking at him indifferently, "I don't know if the prince has any other good shows?"

"Of course there are." Mo Heng said, turned around and ordered a few words with the entourage around him, and then cupped his hands and said, "Next, I invite your majesty to enjoy the unique acrobatics and singing and dancing performances of Beimo, and these beauties will be given to all the adults present. gone."

As soon as these words came out, the dancers kneeling in the middle walked towards different people in twos and threes, either to accompany the wine or serve the dishes.As the queen, Zhong Su was the only woman at the banquet, and she seemed to be familiar with such farce, and calmly ate the delicately cut fruit in front of her.

At this time, a dancer sat beside Qin Zhan, leaning against him shyly.

Qin Zhan turned his head to look at her with great interest. Mo Heng would not fail to investigate the people around Yu Ce before visiting, so he would naturally know how much Yu Ce valued him.But the dancer still threw herself into his arms. If it was not intentional provocation, she misjudged Qin Zhan's status and equated him with a dispensable male favourite.

"My name is Qiangwei." The dancer said, her water snake-like body involuntarily leaned towards Qin Zhan, her soft white chest pressed against his arm, her voice was soft and sweet, "Young Master Qin, it's an honor to serve you. "

Qin Zhan smiled at her kindly.

Zhong Su covered his mouth and smiled, watching Yu Ce's distorted expression like sitting on a mountain watching a tiger fight, while Mo Heng sat back in his original seat, continuing to drink and eat without changing his expression.

Probably due to the presence of the queen, no one around Yu Ce came forward, and Qiangwei next to Qin Zhan was doused in water by Lin Duo, who served the food himself, after less than a minute of staying by Qin Zhan's side. Lin Duo took her to the palace near Yu Ce to change clothes.

After changing clothes behind the screen, Qin Zhan saw Yu Ce sitting outside waiting for him without any surprise.

"Do you like those women dancing just now?" Yu Ce asked bluntly, with disgust that couldn't be concealed.

"No," Qin Zhan answered him kindly, "I just think the clothes they wear look good."

Yu Ce's brows tightened even more. He glanced at Qin Zhan, struggled secretly for a while, and then said reluctantly, "You, if you like it, I can wear it too." He said this It was very quiet, and Qin Zhan couldn't hear clearly, so he asked again, "What?"

Yu Ce blushed, hesitated for a long time, and yelled at him like a broken can, "I said if you like it, I can wear it for you to see!"

Qin Zhan: "..."

He squinted his eyes and looked at Yu Ce up and down. Although Yu Ce's complexion was fair, he was not spoiled and brought up after all. The bones of a man who has been tempered are there. If he really puts on that suit, he will have to scare Qin Zhan to faint. No.

He doesn't have that craving.

Seeing that Qin Zhan was still silent, Yu Ce became more and more aggrieved and complained, "If you want me not to get angry, I won't get angry. If you want me not to use torture casually, I won't. It will not be built. At the beginning, it was agreed at the beginning that I would be obedient and you would not look at other people. But just now... look at those women, they are still flirting with that Prince Laoshizi of Beimo. I am angry, I am so angry that I can’t wait Shove those dirty and lowly women into the mouth of that bullshit prince, but I held back and didn't do anything, you...instead, you didn't keep your word..."

Qin Zhan: "..."

Yu Ce was still complaining: "What's the use of those women's big breasts? The white flowers are so disgusting, they can't compare to me..." At this point, Yu Ce suddenly got stuck, and then he seemed to have a sudden awakening His eyes lit up, and he kicked his feet on the ground and rushed towards Qin Zhan. The two fell to the ground, entangled like two octopuses.

Yu Ce straddled his waist and ripped open his belt like a green-eyed wolf, "Little snake, let's do it. If you do it, you will know how good I am." His two His eyes were round and wet, and he didn't know whether it was the alcohol or the tears brought out by the grievance just now.

Qin Zhan laughed a few times, knowingly asked, "What are you doing?"

"Do what you and Mo Lin did!" Yu Ce glared at him angrily. When Mo Lin was mentioned, the already angry little wolf cub blew up and bit Qin Zhan's shoulder.

Qin Zhan rubbed Yu Ce's head, and gently removed the golden crown on his head.

"What about the banquet?"

"Who cares about it?" Yu Ce muttered dissatisfiedly. After stripping Qin Zhan's clothes, he began to take off his own. He tore off the dragon robe with brute force and threw the thread aside casually. What's up with love."

Qin Zhan couldn't help smiling even more. He wrapped his arms around Yu Ce's waist, turned over and put the emperor who had been focusing on growing strawberries for 300 years under his body.

Yu Ce met Qin Zhan's eyes blankly, and the long hair that brushed his face brought out a burst of fragrance, which made him giggle in a daze, not knowing what year it was.

"What, what are you doing?"

"Fuck you." Qin Zhan pinched his waist like a joke, "Yu Ce, is there any lubricant like ointment here?"

Yu Ce was taken aback, and after thinking for a long time, he almost cried, "No..."

Qin Zhan paused, intending to retreat, "Uh, how about we—"

"Don't!" The opportunity never came again, Yu Ce was afraid that he would go back on his word, so he stuffed his fingers into his mouth and artificially lubricated him, saying vaguely, "You, you, you—don't worry about this problem! I Come! I can solve it!"

Qin Zhan: "... Yu Ce, there is tea on the table, you don't have to lick it so hard."

Yu Ce: "...Ci'ao! I'm happy, just leave me alone!"

Qin Zhan: "..."

Yu Ce: "This is how it is drawn in the book! Blame me?!"

Qin Zhan: "Anyway, just don't blame me if you feel hurt for a while."

Yu Ce: "It won't hurt—oh qaq!!!"