The gorgeous counterattack of the cannon fodder attack

Ouyang Miao admits that he is not jealous of men and women, but he will definitely not like pure men like Zheng Gang. No matter what, he must be a young boy like Lin Xiaoran, and besides, he likes women more than men, and there are more women Okay, beautiful [beautiful, fragrant, soft, not as hard as a man's whole body.

However, Ouyang Miao thought about what happened last night again. It seemed that Zheng Gang's muscles were also soft and felt good, and they were also very tight and comfortable.

Wait a minute, what is he thinking? !Ouyang Miao shook her head, her thoughts were too unhealthy!No, not unhealthy, but abnormal!Ouyang Miao repeatedly reminded herself that what he liked was women, and Zheng Gang was an accident.

It's impossible to take Zheng Gang to take a shower and clean up the back, so let's make breakfast, he can still cook porridge.Thinking of this, Ouyang Miao went to the kitchen.Don't expect him to cook lotus seed eight-treasure porridge, preserved egg and lean meat porridge, etc., he only knows the simplest kind, white rice with water, commonly known as white porridge.

While Ouyang Miao was making porridge in the kitchen, Zheng Gang woke up.Because of a little fever, Zheng Gang was in a daze, only felt that his body was sticky and uncomfortable. Looking around, he remembered that he sent Ouyang Miao back yesterday, but he lay down and fell asleep after drinking too much, and something happened later , As for what happened, Zheng Gang was too lazy to think about it at first, but what happened last night was a bit too "thrilling", and Zheng Gang didn't need to think about it himself, he could tell him about his physical discomfort. Ouyang Miao pressed him last night How ruthless it was.

The scenes of last night flooded into my mind violently, Zheng Gang sat up suddenly, his face turned blue, and he stayed there for a while, without saying a word.When Ouyang Miao came in with a bowl of white porridge, seeing that Zheng Gang had woken up, he felt that the atmosphere was a bit awkward. He put the porridge on the bedside, and really didn't know what to say, "Gang... Gangzi..."

"Let me be quiet first," Zheng Gang waved to Ouyang Miao and said, "My thoughts are a little confused."

Ouyang Miao heard something wrong with Zheng Gang's voice, it's over, could it be because she suppressed him, so she was hit hard?Overwhelmed?Ouyang Miao hurriedly sat next to Zheng Gang, and said, "Gangzi, last night was just an accident, we all drank too much, don't pay too much attention to him."

"..." Zheng Gang glanced at Ouyang Miao, but said nothing.

Ouyang Miao thought about whether there was something wrong with what she said, and it was also unacceptable for a masculine straight man to be crushed by another man, so Ouyang Miao comforted him: "Gangzi, I'm sorry , I'm sorry for you, you should just be bitten by a dog."

"Did you say you are a dog?" Zheng Gang asked coolly.

"..." Ouyang Miao was speechless.

Zheng Gang sighed, in fact, he doesn't blame anyone for this matter, this kind of thing can't be slapped, if he wanted to resist last night, he could slap Ouyang Miao unconscious, but he didn't follow him , To put it bluntly, it was a mistake to drink.Seeing how anxious Ouyang Miao was to blame herself (you're wrong just now), Zheng Gang couldn't lose his temper.

Zheng Gang touched his bald head, lifted the quilt and was about to get out of bed, "I'm going home."

"No, you still have a fever, so you can't move around." Ouyang Miao pulled the quilt to prevent Zheng Gang from leaving. He took out a small medicine box from the cabinet in the bedroom, opened it to find antipyretics, and went to the kitchen to pour it out after finding it. The glass of water and the medicine were handed to Zheng Gang, "Take the antipyretic medicine."

"Ouyang, what are you doing?" Zheng Gang couldn't understand Ouyang Miao's behavior, because the two of them had an involuntary relationship after drinking too much, and it would be embarrassing to talk to each other now, it's best to get out of your mind quickly Why does Ouyang Miao keep holding on to him?

Ouyang Miao is the master's one, not the one being raped, so she won't be like Zheng Gang who has mixed feelings in her heart and can't find it hard to vent.After all, Zheng Gang also had a fever because of himself, let him heal up before leaving, "You take the medicine first." Seeing that Zheng Gang didn't answer, Ouyang forced the medicine into Zheng Gang's mouth, After seeing the person swallowing the medicine, he was willing to give up, "Xiao Chu said, you can't eat anything else this morning, you can only drink porridge. I made porridge, and I didn't wear a condom last night, little one." Chu said that the back must be cleaned, just now you fell asleep and I couldn’t move you, now let’s go and clean the back first.”

"You told Xiao Chu?" Zheng Gang's eyes widened. How could he talk nonsense about this? !

"Well, I have to ask him, is this also the first time for me to be with a man." Ouyang Miao rubbed her nose, resolutely not to say that she was a virgin before.

When Zheng Gang saw that Ouyang Miao actually admitted it, he immediately became angry, "How can you tell outsiders?! How do you tell me to go out to meet people in the future?!" After yelling, Zheng Gang felt that something was wrong. How can there be a good family? The sense of sight of women losing their bodies.

Ouyang heard that Zheng Gang had misunderstood, and quickly explained: "I didn't tell him about the two of us, I just asked him how to deal with it afterwards, you have a fever, and I don't understand these things, I swear, Xiao Chu will definitely I don't know it's you." Ouyang Miao is very depressed, is it so embarrassing to have a relationship with me, the first time is you, I still don't think so!

When Zheng Gang heard this, he was relieved. It was definitely a disgrace in his life for a man who likes women to encounter this, and he had to hide it.

"Xiao Chu said, you have to clean up the back, or you will feel uncomfortable." Ouyang Miao said, then pulled up the quilt and touched Zheng Gang's body.

For Ouyang Miao's actions, Zheng Gang couldn't take it anymore, "Ouyang, where are you touching, don't touch it!" Zheng Gang stepped back, away from Ouyang Miao.

"Don't run around," Ouyang Miao just wanted to help him out of good intentions, why keep hiding, "Hurry up, stick your ass up, let me take a look." Ouyang Miao's hand has already touched something.

"Look at the peat!" Zheng Gang's whole body was shocked by the touch on his body, and he stretched out his hand to push Ouyang Miao out, "I told you not to touch me!" Do you want to live if you still touch that kind of place? !

"Ah———" Ouyang Miao sat on the edge of the bed, and Zheng Gang pushed him so hard that his buttocks couldn't sit still, and he fell off the bed directly, hitting his head on the floor.

"Ouyang? Ouyang?" Seeing why no one got up for a long time, Zheng Gang poked his head over to look.

"..." was unconscious.

"Ouyang! What's wrong with you?!" Zheng Gang was taken aback, and immediately got out of bed to help him up. This person couldn't help but push him too much, right? !

It took about half an hour before Ouyang Miao woke up groggy. Now the forms of the two of them have completely changed, Ouyang Miao is lying on the bed, and Zheng Gang is guarding the bedside.

Seeing that the person opened his eyes and wanted to sit up, Zheng Gang quickly reached out to support him, and asked, "Are you okay? How do you feel?"

"I..." Ouyang Miao touched the back of her head, a big swelling swelled up, and said angrily, "Why are you pushing me?! My head hurts."

"I told you not to touch, your hands are still moving." Zheng Gang didn't think he did something wrong, "I'm doing this in self-defense."

"Who touches you, I want to help you clean up the back." It's just that kindness is not rewarded, so I shouldn't feel guilty and meddle in my own business.

"After cleaning up, you just took advantage of the opportunity." Zheng didn't believe it just now, did he touch that so accurately?

"Money?!" Ouyang Miao immediately found a mirror to take a picture of Zheng Gang, "You have no breasts, no butt, and no cheeks. I'll wipe your ass!" You don't have to do it yourself, people will post it upside down, okay? !

"You..." Zheng just wanted to retort, but suddenly his stomach ached.So he stopped entangled with Ouyang Miao and rushed out of the bedroom clutching his stomach.

Zheng Gang ran away suddenly, which made Ouyang Miao a little confused, thinking that he was not feeling well, and hurriedly got out of bed and followed him out.But Zheng Gang rushed into the bathroom, sat on the toilet and couldn't get up.

Ouyang Miao just walked in, Zheng just got up and closed the door, shutting Ouyang Miao out.

Ouyang Miao knocked on the bathroom door, "Gangzi, are you okay?"

"No, I'm not good at all." It hurts me to death, why does my stomach hurt so much, Zheng Gang yelled: "Ouyang, you don't wear a f*cking condom, it's fine, what's more, I have diarrhea today Already!"

When Ouyang Miao heard this, she held back a smile and said innocently: "I've said it all, you didn't want to clean up the back for you, and you pushed me unconscious." It deserves it.

"Next time I want to be on the top, it will definitely make your ass bloom!" Zheng Gang clutched his stomach, that one was not convinced, "I'll fuck you up, you'll fuck up for a day! Pull you to death!"

"Who will give you a chance to counterattack?" Ouyang Miao said disdainfully to herself.

"What did you say?!" Zheng Gang heard Ouyang Miao speak, but couldn't hear what he said.

"It's nothing." Ouyang Miao pretended not to say anything, and changed the subject, "That...is there enough roll paper?"

Asked by Ouyang Miao, Zheng Gang looked at it, and there was still a small volume, "Not enough! Ouyang, make another volume."

"Pfft..." This time Ouyang Miao really couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud. He covered his mouth for fear of being heard by Zheng Gang.

"Ouyang?" Zheng Gang's face was full of black lines, "Are you kidding me?"

"No," Ouyang Miao cleared her throat, and said, "I'm going to get the paper roll, you squat down slowly." As she spoke, she hurriedly went to find the paper roll.

In the ward, Ke Chu was eating the box lunch brought by Liu Chun, with the corners of his mouth curled up, thinking about the phone call this morning.

Liu Chun sat by the bed, feeling a little puzzled, "Xiao Chu, are you in a good mood today?" Li Dahai has other things to do today, so let Liu Chundai come to see Ke Chu and bring some of his favorite food .Originally, Liu Chun thought Ke Chu would be very disappointed, but why did he just smile silly.

"Well, I encountered a very strange thing this morning." Although I swore to Ouyang Miao not to tell it, but not naming names, it shouldn't be considered a breach of the oath.

"Let me tell you, I have a friend. I met him when I was about ten years old. He is a heartthrob. He is very popular. He can kill both men and women, and he is fascinated. Moreover, he has a lot of gossip girlfriends. I always thought that There are more than a dozen people around him, but in fact, he just lost his virginity yesterday...Wahhahahahaha..." Ke Chu couldn't help laughing wildly again.

"Xiao Chu, don't be like this..." Seeing that Ke Chu was so happy, Liu Chun felt that he was so gloating.

At this time, the door of the ward was opened, and Ke Jue walked in with his schoolbag on his back, "Uncle, I heard your laughter outside the door, what are you doing? Oh, Mr. Xiaochun, you are here too." As he spoke, he didn't forget to glance at Ke Yuan who came in behind him.

The author has something to say: Xiao Yu, the CP of Ouyang X Gangzi, got into trouble when the two of them met for the first time. He also said at that time that Ouyang is the gong!Don't stand on the wrong CP~, dear friends who were caught by thunder, Xiao Yu is sorry to offend~

Heartthrob Gong X Erhuo Muscle Shou, Xiao Yu thinks it is very cute~(≧▽≦)/~

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