The gorgeous counterattack of the cannon fodder attack

Ke Chu crashed into a car and was hospitalized. Although a lot of unpleasant things happened, there are benefits. Being able to cling to Li Dahai 24 hours a day is one aspect. Woke up and jingled to the company.

Ke Chu, who has slept in for several days in a row, has finally broken his dream of sleeping in today.At 6 o'clock in the morning, Ke Chu's cell phone started to ring. Ke Chu didn't respond. He thought that the other party would not call when he saw no one answered, but he called 5 times in a row, and when the phone rang for the 6th time At that time, Ke Chu couldn't help it, and reluctantly opened his blurred eyes, found the phone and pressed the answer button, saying in a bad tone, "Hello."

"Xiao Chu, you finally answered the phone." The other party's voice was very anxious.

"Are you...?" Ke Chu was so sleepy that he couldn't recognize who the other party was.

"It's me, Ouyang." Ouyang felt ashamed for a while, what kind of buddy is this, he can't even hear his voice?

"Ouyang," Ke Chu scratched his head, and said lazily, "Is it something about work? I've been hospitalized recently, so you can ask my assistant, it's the same with him."

"..." Wouldn't it be more troublesome to find you about work, and he is not stupid.Upon hearing that Ke Chu was hospitalized, Ouyang Miao couldn't help worrying, "What happened to you, why are you hospitalized?" No wonder I haven't seen anyone in the company recently.

"It's nothing, I was accidentally hit by a car." This kind of thing can't be hidden, and everyone in the company will know in a few days.

"Which hospital are you in? I'll take some time to visit you." Ouyang Miao was still very concerned about Ke Chu, "Is there nothing serious?"

"You called me early in the morning just because of this?" Ke Chu obviously woke up annoyed, and said so much that there was nothing serious about it, "I'm going to hang up."

"Wait a minute, I have something to ask you." Ouyang Miao called Ke Chu because she had no choice but to talk about the serious matter.

"If you fart, put it away." Facing Ouyang Miao, Ke Chu's attitude was unambiguous at all. Except for Li Dahai, Ke Chu didn't give a good face to anyone who disturbed his sleep.

"That..." Ouyang Miao asked with difficulty: "That... Do you usually feel bad after that?"

"That?" Ke Chu couldn't understand, "Which one?"

Ouyang Miao was silent for a long time before she said, "It's just going to bed."

"You were raped?" Ke Chu raised his eyebrows, completely sleepy, big news!

"No," Ouyang Miao denied. How could he be raped? He glanced at the big sleeping man on the bed, and said falteringly, "I...I fucked him, and his condition is not very good now. , still asleep, with some fever, should I send him to the hospital?"

Hearing this, Ke Chu's expression of being very gossip immediately dropped. The only person who has been flirting with Ouyang Miao recently is Lin Xiaoran. That means that Ouyang has raped someone now, and he doesn't know how to deal with it. Call him for consultation?He, Ke Chu, was not that kind, just hearing Ke Chu's voice immediately turned cold, "Don't worry, Lin Xiaoran has experienced a lot of battles, it's just you once or twice, nothing will go wrong, just wait for him to wake up and coax him. I'm going to hang up first..."

"Wait a minute!" Ouyang Miao knew that Ke Chu had misunderstood him. He was a clean freak, so how could he have flirted with Lin Xiaoran, "Where are you going? It's not Lin Xiaoran, it's someone else."

"It's not him?" Ke Chu was curious, "Who is that?"

"..." Ouyang Miao couldn't tell who Ke Chuna was even if he killed him, "You...you don't know him. You should have experience. Tell me what to do."

"Oh," Ke Chu's tone became more cheerful, as long as that person is not Lin Xiaoran, "feed him some antipyretics, remember to drink warm water. Let's make some porridge in the morning, don't eat other things, if If it still doesn't work, then it's better to go to the hospital." Hearing Ouyang Miao's tone seemed very irritable, Ke Chu couldn't help laughing: "You must have raped him, right? Be careful, you are a public figure, don't make any scandals. "Speaking, Ke Chu sat up, picked up the water glass on the table beside the bed, and prepared to drink water.

"I raped him?!" Ouyang Miao seemed to have heard a big joke, and said everything that shouldn't be said, "Please, do you want me to be responsible for him? A big man can't get pregnant, and besides, he has to be held accountable." It should be me, I just disappeared for the first time!"

"Pfft~" As soon as Ouyang Miao said that, Ke Chu sprayed the water out of his mouth, and then coughed violently, "cough cough...cough cough cough...cough cough cough..." Misheard, yes, I must have heard wrong!

"Xiao Chu?" Ouyang Miao didn't know what she said wrong.

Ke Chu asked quietly: "Ouyang, are you... a virgin?"

"..."

"You are a 'National Lover', a 'National Lover', ranging from an 8-year-old Lolita to an 80-year-old old lady, a 'National Lover' who kills both men and women, and you are 28 this year, and you are... unexpectedly still a virgin..." Ke Chu couldn't bear it Stopped, and laughed for a while: "Hahahahaha... Ouyang, you are so funny. I know you have an emotional cleanliness, but I didn't expect you to be so cleanliness. I used to be very envious of you, and you spread lace star All the actresses I heard can line up a street, now...hahahahaha..."

"Xiao Chu! It's muddy!" Ouyang Miao roared angrily, and said with a livid face, "If you dare to speak out, we will end our friendship!"

"Don't tell me, I swear, I will never tell you," Ke Chu held back his smile, held the phone in one hand, and stretched out three fingers in the other hand to make an oath, "But Ouyang, I really didn't expect you to be a virgin, wow Hahahahaha..." Ke Chu couldn't help laughing wildly again.

"Laugh yourself enough!" At this time, Ouyang Miao's forehead was covered with veins and crosses, "I'm going to hang up!"

"I forgot to say, take him to the bathroom to clean the back, otherwise he will feel uncomfortable, and he may pull..."

Before Ke Chu could finish speaking, Ouyang Miao hung up the phone, threw it on the sofa bed, and looked at the bed with regret.

Lying on the bed was a naked man, nearly 2 meters tall, full of muscles, who looked like he was doing manual labor. This naked man was Ouyang Miao's new driver, Zheng Gang.

Although Ouyang Miao is playful, he is only playing with ambiguity, making scandals and so on, and will never do anything further, just because of his emotional cleanliness.But now he has sex with Zheng Gang, a three-dimensional and five-thick old man, and has sex. This is definitely a huge blow to Ouyang Miao.

Accident!This is definitely an accident!The incident dates back to yesterday morning. At the show, Ouyang Miao was trying on clothes and preparing for the afternoon show. Zheng Gang was dragged by his manager Ma Li to watch it together.

Zheng Gang couldn't see why, anyway, Ouyang Miao's appearance, which looked like she walked out of the painting, matched with such a good figure, would look good in anything.

At noon, the show gave out boxed lunches, each with a copy, but there was no Ouyang Miao, so they gave them a cup of coffee and dismissed them.Zheng Gang saw that Ouyang Miao was so pitiful, he was also a home model after all, and he didn't even care about the food, so he gave up his lunch box very generously.

At that time, Ouyang Miao was a little moved, and his aversion to Zheng Gang lessened a little.He explained the situation to Zheng Gang, it wasn't that the show was stingy and didn't care about food, but that he couldn't eat, every time before the show, he had to stop eating the night before, and he insisted that when the show was over the next day, he could only drink black coffee if he was hungry.

After listening to Ouyang Miao's narration, Zheng Gang suddenly realized: "No wonder you fell down as soon as you pushed."

Ouyang Miao shrugged, "So you can't just push me, my body is very fragile."

Zheng Gang said with emotion, "Being a star is too pitiful. If you can't eat this, you can't eat that. You still have to be hungry for three days."

"No way, in order to keep fit," Ouyang Miao also felt that she was quite pitiful, especially compared to other artists, other managers even gave compressed biscuits to satisfy their hunger, while her manager Ma Li was a Queen S at all. , takes pleasure in abusing him every day, always likes to take on this kind of work that makes him hungry, and monitors him at all times to prevent him from stealing food. Over time, Ouyang Miao has become used to being hungry, "But it will be fine after today, After today's show, I have three days off, and I can have a big meal tonight, and then recover slowly after three days of rest." Sometimes Ouyang Miao suspects that she has a tendency to overeat.

When it comes to eating, Zheng Gang is also interested, he is also a standard foodie, "Have you decided what to eat tonight?"

"No." Ouyang Miao is a popular figure, and she doesn't dare to eat and drink in public. She usually goes to the supermarket in disguise to buy a bunch of things she likes to eat, and then takes them home, watching Eating while TV is no different from an otaku.

"Why don't I take you to eat delicious food, I'm sure you like it," Zheng Gang suggested: "Let's go to eat food stalls, hot pot is also fine."

Food stalls?hot pot?After a while, Ouyang Miao's eyes lit up. Food stalls were only used as outdoor scenes when he was filming. In fact, he wanted to eat them very much, but there were a bunch of movie fans and the staff were watching. He has been enduring his own image.As for the hot pot, it is even more impossible. The manager Ma Li won't let it go, and the three fresh ones are also not allowed, saying that it is not good for the skin.Now that Zheng Gang said that, Ouyang Miao's saliva was about to flow down.

"Okay, you take me tonight, but you have to help me hide it from Ma Li." Ouyang Miao whispered.

"You have to hide it?" Zheng Gang didn't expect Ma Li to be so strict.

"She won't let it go," Ouyang Miao folded her hands together, pretending to be pitiful, and said, "Please~"

"No problem," Zhen Gang smiled heartily, and patted Ouyang Miao on the back, "Brothers, how about loyalty?"

"..." Who is your good brother.

After the show, Zheng Gang pretended to drive Ouyang Miao back. Ma Li told Ouyang Miao that he could eat something that he couldn't normally eat for the next three days, but he had to be in moderation, and Ouyang Miao agreed casually.Turning around, the two of them drove away, like wild horses that had run wild, and ran to the snack street.

Ouyang Miao wears a hat and sunglasses, no one can recognize him at night, and there is a big bodyguard like Zheng Gang next to him, so there will be no surprises.Ouyang Miao came to this kind of snack street for the first time. Everything he saw was fresh, and he wanted to eat and buy everything. Ouyang Miao tried everything from Kanto cooking to deep-fried fresh cream, fried meat with cumin, egg-filled pancakes, and mutton skewers.

Ouyang Miao was still not satisfied after eating, "Gangzi, I still want to eat hot pot."

Zheng Gang pointed to a store in front of the road, and introduced: "It's a self-service hot pot restaurant, the kind you can eat casually, it's very cost-effective, do you want to try it?"

"want!"

That self-service hot pot restaurant not only allows you to eat as you like, but also drink as you want. Since entering the showbiz, Ouyang Miao has never drank alcohol except for receptions and dinners. She hasn't had beer in almost ten years, so this time she enjoyed it.

But there is a saying that drinking is a mistake.Ouyang Miao drank too much, and Zheng Gang was not much better, but he also knew that he was the driver, but he couldn't drive because he was drunk, so he took a taxi, gave the address, and took Ouyang Miao home.

After entering the house and taking off his shoes, Zheng Gang threw Ouyang Miao on the bed and didn't bother to move. He wanted to sleep for a night before leaving, and then... Then something happened.

Ouyang Miao swears that she will never drink beer again in this life!Isn't it because he hasn't drunk for more than ten years? As for being so drunk? !How about a drink? !

When Ouyang Miao came together this morning, he saw a naked [man] lying next to him. At that time, he wanted to die. Looking at the naked [man’s body, he must have been raped or something, but he felt it again, and everything seemed to be normal. , the abnormal one is the one next to him.

Ouyang Miao turned the person over and saw that it was Zheng Gang!He remembered everything that happened last night.Ouyang Miao wanted to wake Zheng Gang up, but as soon as he touched him, he found that his body temperature was too hot. He was afraid that he had a fever. A little secret, was ridiculed.

Helplessly glanced at the person on the bed, what did Ke Chu say just now, "Take him to the bathroom to clean up the back"?The other party is 2 meters tall and weighs 200 catties by visual inspection. How do you let Ouyang Miao hug him? !

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