[Zhongyingmei] When Chaoying became a paper man

Emily looked at Bourne and Ethan with wide-eyed and small-eyed reluctantly, and the two of them gritted their back molars at the same time.

There is a reason for their hideous expressions, because once they relax, the system will force them to make all kinds of extremely reluctant instructions.

In order to end the game as soon as possible, Emily, who has become a little Bomei, jumped up her short, white and fleshy legs, jumped high, and instantly forcibly inserted herself between Bourne and Ethan: "ruarua~"

Emily of "Not Being Human" crazily rua Bourne's thigh, beckoning him to hurry to find the "lover" played by Eggsy.

Ethan rarely showed an expression of abandonment. As a teammate with Eggsy, his task was to hinder Bourne and help Eggsy find clothes and keys to escape from the courtyard smoothly.

But he was not in the mood at the moment.

Everyone's thoughts were surprisingly the same: They don't want to play this cheating game of catching rape at all, crawl!

—except Emily.

Is there anything more exciting than watching a trio at the top of the Secret Service beat each other up?

Thinking of this, Emily ran her four little legs more excitedly, shuttled through the connected rooms, and at the same time, she sniffed the dog's nose and looked for Eggsy everywhere.

The system's mechanical judgment sounded: [Player Bourne and player Ethan please play the roles of husband and wife dutifully, and don't treat the game negatively. 】

Emily stopped her paws, and ruaruaed again.

That is, look at how devoted she is to pretending to be a dog!

Although Emily couldn't see the little expressions of Bourne and Ethan at this time, she could completely imagine the two beating their chests and feet at this moment: Climb!

Thinking of this, she ran faster.

Just then, a figure flashed in front of her dog.

It's a lover!Where to run!

Xiao Bomei used her tenth-level jumping ability and rushed towards Eggsy.

Eggsy, who was just sweating profusely when he found the key, was running around looking for clothes.

So, when Emily saw Eggsy's appearance... Eggsy, who was only wearing a pair of red underpants and covered in white muscles, was stiff and trying to maintain the calmness that a gentleman should have, although his flustered eyes had already Completely betray him.

Emily yelled fiercely: "Surrender, rua!"

Seeing the little Pomeranian's round black eyes and the pink bow around his neck, Eggsy probably remembered that the puppy's body contained a human soul, or a lady's soul.

Eggsy, who was even more flustered, immediately clamped his legs inward, and even crossed his hands to cover his chest.Don't look!

Emily: "..." It seems that she is at a disadvantage.

The picture soon changed to Eggsy in shorts being chased by a puppy. Every time he was bitten, Eggsy's blood volume would decrease by one bar.As long as Emily can "bite" Eggsy to death before he escapes, the victory belongs to their gangster team!

Emily, who had never been raped before, was even more excited.

Just when Eggsy's blood volume was rapidly reduced by half, he finally found his clothes.

At the same time, the strange noise in the hall attracted the attention of a person and a dog.

They forgot to bite and escape for a while, followed the prestige.

What an exciting mixed doubles scene!

Emily watched Bourne, who was in a black suit, and Ethan, who was wearing a red dress, were exercising the highest level of fighting skills. "feel.Not to mention Bourne, who can shoot a weapon with any ballpoint pen.

Emily turned on the melon eating mode in seconds.

Bourne, who was at the scene of the "domestic violence", held down Ethan, shook his head and yelled at Emily: "Eggsy is in your hands!"

Emily, who was stunned for a moment, realized that the witty Eggsy actually eats melons and doesn't forget to get dressed.

Eggsy, who had finally lifted the seal, was no longer as embarrassed as before. Although he was still a little caught off guard when facing Emily's random bite, his good skills trained for many years allowed him to escape from the courtyard without any danger.

[YOU LOST. 】

Looking at the big word "failure" on the touch panel, Emily: Eating melons is harmful!

This is not the worst, she thought it was an easy game for the public, but she even gave the victor a god-level victory reward.

Emily, who has a deep understanding of "feng shui turns": "I am!"

……

Just when everyone thought that the game finally ended smoothly, the cheating game system obviously wouldn't let the players go so smoothly.

The system continues to broadcast on all channels; [Mini game 1.0 has ended, and the live broadcast effect is better than expected.The second stage will start now, players please get ready, the countdown is 3...]

As the mechanical sound of Mo De's emotion sounded in my ears, the bluestone slabs of the Japanese courtyard were constantly collapsing into the ground in a strange posture. Before Emily and the other three agents could react, the four of them went They sank into the ground following the collapsed frontal ground.

The endless darkness pressed down immediately, and under the force majeure, the four of them lost consciousness almost at the same time.

When Emily opened her eyes again...

Before she could make a sound, Tony's wow sounded in her ear.

There is a simple 2.5D game screen in front of you. Players can only run and jump in front, back, up and down directions, and can make simple actions such as punching and kicking.

At first glance, the mediocre sentimental game direction, the wonderful thing is, Emily looked down at herself, and then looked at the three opponents: "Are we going to have a 'Stickman Fight' now?"

That's right, four people suddenly turned into little stickmen of four colors.

Just as they were twisting the long hands and feet of the stickman, but their facial features were completely blocked, the devil's voice of the system sounded again:

[Welcome to the world of stickman, this is a personal battle, please do your best to eliminate other players.

Each round gets 1 point for the final victory, and the player with the most points at the end of the game will win the final victory. 】

After speaking, without giving everyone a chance to digest, the game started directly.

Of course, the reaction abilities of the agents are beyond ordinary people. They are located on two floors. Emily is in the lower right corner of the first floor, while the other three are gathered on the second floor.

Emily, who distanced herself from the three of them and temporarily occupied a favorable terrain, first watched the stickman Bourne kick Eggsy, who was 0.001 seconds slower, out of the screen with a jio, and then Emily saw Bourne En and Ethan wrestle together.

Stickman Fight is a very fast paced game.

The two stick figures in yellow, yellow, green and green move fast and many.

Although Bourne and Ethan escaped most of the opponent's attacks, at the same time their combos had a deadly effect, and Bourne, who was better at fighting, easily kicked Ethan out with another jio.

Little Bourne Match, covered in green, straddled his long legs and jumped lightly to Emily's eyes.

Emily, who knew that her level of fighting was completely incomparable to Bourne, showed him a very self-aware smile: "You don't need to do it, I will do it myself."

After speaking, she did a backflip and committed suicide.

The first round didn't even exceed 20 seconds from the beginning to the end. After Bourne took the lead to accumulate 1 point, he didn't give a chance to breathe, and the second round started again.

Emily had an aggrieved expression of "system, you are embarrassing me, an ordinary player".

The system that heard Emily's voice urgently entered an "anti-garbled code" plug-in for itself, so that it didn't burst out the foul language of "You are still an ordinary player, you have to be shameless".

Emily in the second round decided to play a trick of the world.

She was very good at sowing discord: "Kill the strongest first! Down with Jason Bourne, victory belongs to us!"

Bourne, who has always played fair games:? ? ?

Under Emily's instigation, Bourne's advantage quickly turned into a disadvantage. With two jios, he was no match for four punches, and he was quickly killed by Ethan and Eggsy.

At the moment Bourne was KOed, Eggsy and Ethan looked back at Emily who was wandering outside the battlefield at the same time.

Although they were afraid of Emily, who would never play cards according to the routine, both of them happened to be representatives of British and American gentleman agents.

So, when Eggsy and Ethan started to fight each other, Emily, who seized the opportunity, took advantage of the two people's close fight, and very keenly seized the opportunity of their lax defense at the same time, and both KO'd in one fell swoop. .

——Of course, I would like to thank the fighting master behind her: Batman!

The representative of the agent in suit and the representative of the macho but still gentleman agent uttered foul language in unison.

They should have known a long time ago that it would be no good to let Emily go soft-hearted!

Even the barrage in the live broadcast room was extremely polarized.

Immediately afterwards, before even the live broadcast audience had time to catch their breath, the third round started again in full swing.

Now, Emily felt a sense of urgency.

Just as she was about to speak out, the death stares of the three little stickmen had already ruthlessly pressed towards her.Emily, who had already raised her hands high, was about to surrender when her eyes suddenly lit up... Wait, what did she see?

Emily doesn't take dogs lightly!

Although her eyes only stayed on the mysterious props that fell on the floor for a very brief moment, the three of Bourne still keenly caught Emily's erratic eyes.

Several stick figures rushed straight towards the props.

It's a pity that Emily couldn't hold back Emily's distance advantage. She stretched out her long pink legs, and with a slight hook on her instep, she easily kicked the charge/blade/gun into the air.

The system really is fair!

Emily's finger was already on the trigger: "Brothers, you can only take one step first!"

After finishing speaking, there was a chug sound, and the body of the stickman seemed to spray out colorful paint, covering the screen in an instant.

Emily managed to take the lead!

But she roughly estimates that there are at least dozens of levels in the next game, she will not be so lucky, she will always find a gun.

Damn, so lucky!

The system gradually increases the difficulty. Although the next level does not release guns every time, there are many other props and obstacles in the 2.5D screen.

For example, in this sokoban level, Emily, who can't beat it, skillfully pushes each box to create a mechanism, and uses the power of the box to squeeze the enemy out.

Another example is the pulley belt level, a large device similar to a treadmill, they can only keep running forward to avoid slipping off the game track.

Four old matchsticks will not be stumped by a mere "treadmill", unless there is a traitor among them.

When the little matches were paddling and running for their lives on the slide belt, Eggsy first noticed the clue: "Emily, what do you want to do?"

While he was speaking, huge boxes suddenly fell from the sky one after another. It was not a big problem. With everyone's vigorous skills, they were still able to escape without any danger.

But Eggsy saw a big smile with a lot of scheming on the face of the little matchstick with no facial features.

His heart sank. Sure enough, Emily, who did not know where to find the game props, accurately threw the bomb in her hand at the box that kept sliding backwards, and a huge explosion roared in response.

Three agents, rush to the street!

Three kills!

According to the game setting, the winner of each round will have a "little crown" logo on his head.

Soon, the live broadcast audience discovered that this "little crown" seemed to have fallen on Emily's head, and the owner hadn't been changed for a long time.

——"Do you want to be such a BUG?"

——"It is said that the other three are all secret agents, can they lose?"

——"This game is too inexperienced!"

— "Come on, Bourne! Our last hope!"

Although Emily scrambled to catch up in the second half of the game, Bourne did not hesitate to rely on his early advantage to widen the score gap with his opponents. Now Emily and Bourne's points are evenly matched. In the past, it is hard to distinguish between equals.

Soon came the last round.

This is a deceptively simple weightless level.

The four little stickmen are surrounded by three discontinuous wooden strips in a semi-open plane, and everyone may slip out from the gap between the wooden strips at any time.

Other than that, no props.

Emily looked at the score, and she and Bourne's score turned out to be even.

Victory or defeat is here!