[Zhongyingmei] When Chaoying became a paper man

"Superman." Qingming narrowed his eyes slightly. As an NPC who has been given high hopes by many game planners, a special program has been implanted in his database, which is to connect all data of the players he contacts in real time.

The strange thing is that he can only capture sporadic information about Superman, except for basic information such as height, weight and measurements, there is no other valuable content.

Seimei only knows that Emily has a similar shikigami summoning system as herself.But how powerful is her "shikigami"?I'm afraid even the game developers don't know.

Emily catches the suspicion flashing in Seimei's eyes just in time.

She didn't care much, she just rubbed her little hands excitedly.The aura of the Dajiangshan Ghost King alone scares all the players into silence.Emily knew that there were dozens of Shikigami like Shuten-douji, Seimei.

Of course, her superhero card pool finally comes into play.

Although Dachao's magic resistance is negative, but she also has a cannon that takes you to the blue sky and the sun side by side with Tonini, a bat with unimaginably thick health bars, and a US team with a chest muscle that knocks you into the air. The Wonder Woman beauties who are all good looking but use force to conquer everyone...

All in all, nothing wrong!

But this time the battle mode is not the Super British style God Smash Bros. that Emily expected.

Onmyoji's special fighting skills made many onlookers instantly recall the fear of being dominated by shikigami.

Qingming tapped the folding fan on his palm, frowning slightly in thought.After Shuten-douji successfully intimidated a wave of live players, the game belonging to Onmyoji officially began.

Dajiangshan Ghost King is still activating his ability that seems to be able to call wind and rain.

But the imaginary bloody storm did not come, replaced by an unusually peaceful but quite interesting gameplay.

Seimei said slowly: "The contest between shikigami and human players is now beginning. The first round: bow and arrow."

There are always players who don't understand the game situation, and Qingming thoughtfully sends out a representative of the archer - the white wolf who pierces Yang with a hundred steps and hits a hundred shots.

As soon as Miss Bailang with the quiver appeared, Yingcao behind her became distressed.

Younger sister Yingcao first jumped up and down to cheer for Lord White Wolf without thinking, and then looked at Emily a little embarrassedly, shaking her big dandelion ball weakly: "Emily is too, so dry~ "

Emily frowned, and responded to Yingcao with her fists clenched.

After a long time no see, Seimei took in a lot of shikigami again. Emily stared at the colorful and dazzling courtyard. Looking at the more gorgeous clothes of these shikigami, it seemed that Seimei had earned a lot of money.

But White Wolf is still the most powerful archery shikigami here, which shows how powerful it is.

Emily didn't panic at all!

Speaking of archery, Feijiu was lying on the floor of the [base], pouring potato chips into his mouth, and a carp jumped up and down.

Hawkeye, who jumped into the dungeon from the card pool, appeared confidently!

The competition and performance mode of the ten rings and the ten rings between the two sides was carried out in full swing under the stunned crowd of onlookers.

For a time, it was hard to distinguish between equals.

But soon, some players noticed Emily's abnormal reaction.

"It's strange, the battle is so stalemate, why has her expression never changed?"

"Is she so good in heart?"

Someone was whispering in the crowd, and everyone's eyes naturally fell on Emily.

Sure enough, the girl with her long blond hair draped over her shoulders and her hands tightly hugging the wedge pills to her chest, always raised the corners of her lips, with a kind smile on her brows and eyes.

Take a closer look...it looks like a tool man hanging up the phone.

It's not that Emily has not received the message from the crowd, in fact, she is indeed hanging up :)

Just a few minutes ago, Emily threw out a [clone/body card], leaving her holographic virtual image in place, but she quietly left the battlefield under the cover of Superman.

Her "clone/body" can perform a few simple actions to maintain a sense of reality. As long as others do not directly contact them, they will not find that any entity can pass through her virtual image.

Emily went straight to the [Undead Slash] mission location unimpeded all the way.

She discovered that [Onmyoji] is a super difficult level, even if she passes the level smoothly, her vitality will be seriously injured.What's more, she doesn't know the setting form of this level, whether every player must go through the onmyoji's obstruction once if they want to get the undead slash, or she is opening the way for other players.

It's good now, the dungeon game mode makes other players helplessly isolated from the air wall.

Seimei and his shikigami are dragged by superheroes, how can she always witty turn disadvantages into advantages!

Emily ran towards [Undead Slash] holding the wedge pill.

Although she lost the support of Chaoying, Emily just dealt with the little monsters on the road with ease. She slapped the little monsters' necks one by one with a knife and a knife by lightly wrapping her back and assassinating. .

Soon, Emily stood at the door of the final boss.

She thought to herself that it was not a bad thing that the mission went smoothly, but it was too smooth now.

A barrage of suspicion just passed through her mind, and something huge was rushing straight from the ground in the distance, shaking Emily's feet for a while.

Immediately afterwards, eight purple-skinned giant snakes broke through the stone slab under Emily's feet, forcing her to take several steps back before finally standing still.

She soon discovered that these were not eight giant snakes, but a shikigami known as [Yaki no Orochi].

"Stupid and cunning human being, are you still complacent about your cleverness?"

Yamata no Orochi growled, and his sultry eyes that spit out a letter were about to stick to Emily's face coldly.One person and one snake are so close together, one hot and one cold breath are also intertwined, Emily can almost feel the sharpness and hardness from the scales of the big snake and the slippery feeling from the body of the snake god.

Emily tried to put on a friendly face.

Facing a monster with a head, she can also evade the attack by bouncing back, and then use Ninja Kill to hit a sure hit.

But for this kind of eight-headed person, Emily has already figured out a thousand and one ways to die.

Yamata no Orochi seemed to see through Emily's mind, and his voice was poisonous enough to tear apart the soul: "There is neither death nor life in the gap between the Yin and Yang realms. Despicable and weak human beings, let me kill you Drag it into it, and you will never be reincarnated."

After finishing speaking, Yamata no Orochi suddenly stretched out its long tongue, and its huge mouth was even more ferocious, almost biting Emily to pieces.

The fierce gusts of evil wind made Emily's eyes hurt, and she had to close her eyes, as if a huge black curtain covered her eyes. In the darkness where she couldn't see her fingers, she could only hear the hissing in her ears.

Just when Yamata no Orochi was about to swallow Emily's head in one gulp, an eager voice came: "Hide back!"

The blood of Batman and Bai Zangzhu was the last to go, and the position of humanoid tactical guidance fell to Tony.

Compared with Batman's cold but precise commanding style, Tony's own warm buff calmed down Emily who was flustered.

She couldn't open her eyes, but her lost vision sharpened her hearing.

She actually captured the position of the big snake in eight directions more clearly. With Tony's equally precise combat guidance, Emily swung the wedge ball and cut off the head of one of the snakes neatly.

The body of the tragically transformed "Seven Orochi" roared ferociously, and the seven bodies were also twisting violently.The power of the severed snake head was equally distributed to the other seven bodies, which made its attack more rapid and ferocious.

Emily: Don't panic, don't panic.

After finding the feeling, she swung the knife again, and cut off the second head.

"Liuqi Orochi": Damn!

Soon, the majestic Yamata no Orochi's seven snake bodies all rushed to GAI, and accordingly, all its power was concentrated on the last life.

There was murderous scarlet in his eyes, just when Emily thought that the other party was about to roll up her whole body and deal with her in the most cruel way, she didn't want the only snake body to suddenly bow its head, with a loss of vitality. The other seven items are rolled inwards uniformly.

Originally, a giant body the size of a courtyard shrunk rapidly, and a thick purple-black fog wrapped the Yamata no Orochi tightly. Emily couldn't see what happened between them.

She didn't expect that when the thick fog gradually cleared, a handsome man in white was holding his hands behind his back. His whole body exuded a glamorous aura, and his bright purple eyes were staring straight at Emily. Full of unexplained emotions.

Of course, the most noisy murderous intent.

This time it's Emily's turn to "Fuck me", after all, no one told her that Yamata no Orochi's second stage will be ice!Mountain!beautiful!male!

Emily: "The current bosses are smart enough to seduce players with beauty tricks?"

Yamata no Orochi, who claims to be "Cthulhu", heard Emily's complaints, and the eight tails behind him were still in the form of a long snake.His eyes were even colder, and the eight revived snake heads danced wildly in a group of snakes, whispering horribly at the same time: "Eat her! Bite her to pieces!"

The sound of the poisonous snake has its own psychic attack effect, which can disturb the player's mind.

Sure enough, Emily only felt a sharp pain in her temples. In a trance, she saw Seimei's shikigami rushing towards her; in the blink of an eye, these shikigami who were either friendly or hostile to her turned into giant pythons. It looked like countless long purple snakes were surrounding her.

What a terrifying mental attack!

Tony quickly gave Emily a [Dispel Card], which can dispel all unfavorable debuffs.

Yamata no Orochi, who didn't expect Emily to have such a hand, shuddered. She squinted her eyes like a poisonous snake, and those eyes had conveyed the only message unabashedly: he was going to swallow Emily alive!

Under the effect of the dispelling effect, the environment transformed into a skeleton snake gradually turned into dust like scattered stars, and Emily's eyes widened.

But Emily, who wanted to solve it herself, didn't have a chance to make a move.

A blue light flashed through her eyes, and the proud Asgard evil god raised his scepter and looked contemptuously at Heiankyo evil god Yamata no Orochi. His eyes were contemptuous, but at the same time, he carried an unshakable majesty: "You are an evil god? Snake spirit, what are you talking about in your sleep?"

Loki, whose title is not to be challenged, almost shouted "Meow!"

Emily kindly gave Loki the opportunity to testify.

The two East and West "evil gods" who have collided with each other look at me and I look at you, with contemptuous smiles on the corners of their mouths, and at the same time, they are surprisingly equally beautiful.

If there must be a winner, Emily forcibly held back the phrase "the hairline of Yamata no Orochi is slightly lower" in her heart.

Emily made a decisive decision, this is a duel she cannot participate in!

Handing Loki a look of "Come on, brother, I'm optimistic about you", she thumped and ran around Yaqi Orochi towards the position of [Immortal Slash].

Yamata no Orochi, who caught Emily's escape movement: "You!" He said and touched the head of the nearest snake, and the giant snake that obeyed the command hissed and was about to roll in Emily's direction.

As a result, Loki flashed, and at the same time, the scepter flickered in the void, knocking the giant snake's eyes with stars.

Loki smiled slightly: "The courtyard monster who covets my title of evil god, not all incompetent guys can be called gods."

After finishing speaking, the scepter with its own brainwashing effect directly poked at the big snake's heart.

"The disqualified god is also a real snake! My majestic snake master is still being questioned by you?" Yamata no Orochi looked angry: Hei...tui!

As a result, the two big men from the East and the West started a fierce fight mode, so that Yaqi Orochi, who was poked at the pain point, completely forgot his mission-he was summoned by Seimei to prevent Emily from getting [Immortal Slash]!

In the gap of running all the way, Emily observed the battle situation of other superheroes and shikigami by the way.

The extremely stalemate game has entered the final stage of intense heat, just when Emily expected that there will be a scene of shells blasting or sparks flying... Wait, what is going on with this sudden start of competition!

Emily slowed down, squatting aside and watching the game happily.

Seimei is too much, what happened before you summoned your uncle Yuzao!

You said that you let Yuzao Mae have higher AOE damage than anyone else. Emily rubbed her eyes to make sure she read it correctly. In the corner of the system panel, it was indeed clearly written "Battle of Ladies in Clothes". The No.1 is still voted by live players and barrage in the live broadcast room!

Emily instantly knew what was going on.

It is definitely a conspiracy planned by the game.

In order to increase game sales, the current planner, heart!real!dirty!

She scanned the hero card pool again.

Emily pretended to be very concerned and asked: "Which of us has the strongest women's clothing?"

She was answered by silence.

Batman even saw through Emily's little thoughts with cold eyes: "It doesn't matter whose women's clothing is the strongest, you just want to see Super British women's clothing."

Emily smiled shyly.

Batman, who just defeated his opponent in the "Battle of Tanks", although he suffered a lot of injuries all over his body, he still didn't make a sound, and sat in front of his console as usual, and looked at each of them with exquisite eyes. The men and boys in [Foundation].

Of course, in the eyes of Batman, except for him, everyone is a little boy.

Emily rested her chin on both hands, and continued to babble: "It would be great if Qingming's women's clothing requirements don't specify men, whether it's Diana, Natasha or Polaris, anyone will beat them!"

Batman continued to look at a group of "boys" who were dodging their eyes, although his expression was telling Emily: keep it simple, and the way of speaking is simple.You just want to see them in women's clothing.

Emily looked along Batman's line of sight, and the faces of the teenagers who were still developing were flushed, while the hot-blooded and masculine tough guys directly staggered Batman's line of sight, except...

Sol's righteous and eager expression on her face, and her eager hand that raised the sledgehammer and lowered it from time to time have already explained everything.

Emily gave Sol a "brother, I see it" look.

"I think it will work." Batman pointed to Saul——

behind.

The little blond prince who lost the election even showed a slightly disappointed expression. When he looked back, he happened to meet Superman's upright and innocent face.

"I admit that I lost the election because the recovery body is still on the CD, but Superman is obviously also on the CD." Sol shook the sledgehammer, he refused to accept it!

Unexpectedly, Batman, who usually digs and searches and is reluctant to use a high-level card, is very generous this time: "I have a CD card."

"..." Saul hesitated to speak.

Batman's indifferent eyes are revealing invincible self-confidence: "Listen to me, I win."

The confused Superman could only fly out of the card pool again like a duck on the shelf.

Whether it was the players in the dungeon, or the players who heard about the "women's clothing competition" in other dungeons, or the official live broadcast room and Emily's live broadcast room, the popularity remained high for a while.

The women's clothing tycoon Tamazamae is already very interesting, and now a superman in women's clothing will appear?

The flashlights are in place.

But Superman's masculinity is about to blind everyone's eyes for a while, not to mention everyone's grievances and grievances towards Emily, even if it is a fair vote, Superman is at an extremely disadvantaged level.

Everyone in the [Base] was even more worried, only Tony showed an optimistic expression watching the show.

Batman lived up to expectations and fished something out of his treasure bag.

Everyone who was frowning one second gave Batman a thumbs up the next.

A beam of pink light flew from the card pool to the copy, and the players shrouded in pink light didn't react for a while.Until the crowd heard...

"Fuck, it's pink kryptonite!"

"I'll go, this Superman... Vote for him! Vote for him!"

Unexpectedly, pink kryptonite not only has an effect on Superman, but also has a strong effect on players.Qingming's face changed even more. He never expected that his uncle would lose to the superman Superman!

If the only bad thing is that Superman, who was "deceived" by Batman, did not have the slightest joy of victory, but closed himself directly after the effect of powder kryptonite faded.

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— a few minutes later.

System-wide server speaker: [Congratulations to player Emily for obtaining the only weapon in the dungeon: Immortal Slash·Bai Tear.The weapon has been successfully bound. 】

Emily frowned, trying to "modestly" hide her smug expression.

There is no weapon she can't think of, if there is, it must be that this group of players is still living in a dream.

At the same time, high-quality agents Jason Bourne and Ethan Hunt, who were one step behind, showed gentle expressions of "OK, fie" at the same time. Although it is a pity to miss the orange weapon, the situation is not the worst .At least when Emily was fighting against Onmyoji, they obtained information that Emily did not know almost at the same time.

Similarly, Emily was not excited for too long, and suddenly received another notification.

[The system has been blocked, and all functions are offline. 】

Okay, now even all kinds of item cards can't be used.

And in this familiar shielding state, Emily can think of who did the good thing with the Immortal Slash she just got.

She almost smells that England~

Emily moved a few steps towards the two American agents calmly, "huddling together" with real affection.

Sure enough, in the next second, Eggsy, who was exuding an "English gentleman" atmosphere, walked in slowly.

As he walked, he adjusted the neckline and cuffs. Every movement, every expression, and every gesture vividly displayed the three words "to be elegant".

He saw Emily who was forcibly squeezed between Bourne and Ethan at a glance, pretending to be surprised: "Wow, girl, we meet again."

Bourne and Ethan looked at Emily with raised eyebrows at the same time, although the latter shook his head like a rattle without thinking: "Who is he? I don't know him."

The two American agents exchanged meaningful glances. Obviously, they trusted the British agent they met for the first time more than Emily.

So, Bourne and Ethan took a step forward at the same time to stagger the distance between them and Emily.

Emily: "..."

The stalemate among the four parties did not last long, and soon, Emily caught the idea conveyed by 2077 from the game programmer.

System: [The planner said that there can be a wave of relaxing games between the four of you to consolidate the popularity of the live broadcast. 】

Emily who suddenly had a bad feeling:? ? ?

It was followed by a familiar whirlwind.

System: [The self-built space in the dungeon has been opened, let's enter the trial version 1.0 of the mini game. 】

Emily realized that this was using them as guinea pigs for the experiment. She looked at the environment in front of her... The programmers are too lazy.

It is still the building of the Heian era, but all the bosses and players have been removed.

Emily looked at the secret service team who were also confused but still pretending to be very calm on the surface, and wondered if they would form a mahjong game.Just when Emily was thinking about how to get luck bonus even though the system was blocked...

The system finally brought a brain-opening intermission game.

2077: [Game name: catchalover.

Game overview: Players play the four roles of "husband, wife, lover, and dog".The husband needs to catch the lover who is having an affair with his wife, and the lover needs to get dressed, find the key, and escape from the locked courtyard.The lover is killed/escaped from the source and it is considered the end of the game.

Four players are asked to choose their favorite characters, first-choice, first-served. 】

After the system finished speaking, four different cards appeared together in the system panel of the four Emilys.

Everyone looked at each other in dismay, thinking with the fastest brain speed, and stretched their hands to the touchpad.

Emily took off the "dog" card first, and said "rua~" by the way.

Agent Sanming glanced at Emily at the same time, fine, they didn't want to be dogs anyway.

The words of the superheroes in [Base] hesitated to speak, especially Tony Ni.

Although he felt unbelievable about Emily's behavior as a "dog", it was better than the role of "cheating wife"!

Followed by Byrne took the lead in taking the "husband card".

And they chose "Valentine Card" Ethan and Eggsy almost at the same time.

Obviously, no one wants to play the role of "wife" like a sissy.

System: [Wait a moment, the time difference between the two choices is almost the same, the system is in the process of judging. 】

A few seconds later, the system judged that Ethan was assigned the role of "wife" with a disadvantage of 0.00001 seconds later.Emily looked at Mr. Agent, who was a majestic agent with muscular chest muscles and eight-pack abs. She pursed her mouth into a straight line and forcibly held back her smile.

Eggsy and Byrne had already clenched their fists to their mouths and coughed dryly several times.

Ethan's face turned greener.

The game starts soon.

In the blink of an eye, Emily turned into a small Pomeranian with a pink bow tie around her neckline. Her vision instantly became shorter, and the surrounding scenery was magnified several times in her round eyes.

Emily, on her short legs, excitedly circled the courtyard, darting from one end to the other from time to time.She also found that her language function is only bark and ruarua, and the game experience is very real when she plays.

Soon, Bourne, who had turned into a "husband", also pushed open the door of the yard and walked in.

For some reason, she found Bourne's expression unnatural.

Think about it too, if there is no reason to play such an inexplicable cosplay, and the "wife" is a muscular man with long chest hair, anyone will be extremely depressed.Emily fully understood Bourne, she continued to kick her short legs, bouncing and following behind Bourne.

The front door of the house was slowly pushed open.

She saw Bourne standing at the door with a distorted expression and saying to Ethan inside the door: "Honey, your husband is back."

"???" Emily was so "frightened" that she immediately raised her front legs high.Little Bomei stood stiffly on the ground, and her round eyes were even more dazed.

Thinking that this was most likely a line prescribed by the system, Emily instantly realized how happy it was to be a "dog" without lines.

Not only Bourne, as "wife", Ethan also has colorful expressions.

He tried his best not to wink at Bourne under the command of the system, but the established lines couldn't escape.

Ethan's expression was even more distorted than Bourne's, but what he said was: "Honey, I miss you so much."

Emily: ? ? ?

Ethan and Bourne: ...Uh, I'm going to throw up.

At this moment, the three humanoid players in the game are silently wailing "I don't want to be a human, I want to be a dog".