How to break the author's bad taste

31. Space, see also space

"..." Bai Lianhua looked at the small bridge in front of him, the flowing water, the pink willows and green, the eaves and teeth pecking high, each hugging the terrain... Stop!Don't memorize texts!

"Mr. Fire Police, where is this place? It's so quaint, with beautiful mountains and clear waters, it's a paradise." Bai Lianhua smiled cheaply, and imitated the tune of an ancient bustard and joked: "Yo yo yo~ Your place is really the world. Heaven~"

"Don't call me Huo Jingjun, it's so ugly! I have a name!" Huo Jingjun snorted in Bai Lianhua's mind, "I really don't have the aesthetics of a normal person at all! It's so ugly to choose a name!" He didn't hide his love for Bai Lianhua at all. The disgust of the name.

"Yes, yes, you have a name, system number 119, right?" Bai Lianhua followed the fire policeman's instructions, then turned around and smiled: "But this name is too wasteful, and it takes a lot of time to say it once." The old cow has a strong nose! Everyone calls for Earth Hour, how can I not respond as an aspiring young man?"

Uncharacteristically, the fire policeman did not blow his hair, but said calmly: "I have a name, my surname is Lu, my first name is Yun, and my word is Suiyun. You can call me Lu Yun." The calmness was a bit cold.

"Huo, no, I mean Lu Yun, are you angry?" Sensing Mr. Huo, okay, Lu Yun is feeling a little depressed now, Bai Lianhua asked cautiously, like a cat who noticed that Mr. Shovel was in a bad mood cat.

"No. There are some things I can't tell you now, but you will know later." Lu Yun calmed down his emotions in an instant, and said in a brisk tone, "Didn't you speak highly of this place just now? Do you like it?"

Seeing that Lu Yun had regained his vitality, Bai Lianhua immediately relaxed the frizzy hair on his body, and smiled foolishly: "I think this place is very good, what's the matter? I said I like it, so why don't you just give it to me?" Huh?" I thought if you just gave it to me like this, wouldn't it be a typical example of "people get money fast when they are stupid"?

"If you like it, I'll give it to you!" Lu Yun didn't even take a breath, and answered lightly, just like a schoolmaster who is used to being borrowed homework, he threw away the homework book without even looking at it. It's like going out... no wonder!It's not the same at all, is it? !

"..." is really "people are stupid and money comes quickly"!

"Lu Yun, have you taken your medicine?" Bai Lianhua didn't believe that there was a pie in the sky at all, let alone it wasn't a pie at all!It's a pie maker!

"Do you have any medicine?"

"...Are you really sick?"

"Can you cure it?"

"..."

Lu Yun was almost teased, and smiled: "Okay, I won't tease you anymore. I really give it to you, I don't lie to you, 24k pure."

"..." Bai Lianhua's eyes nakedly expressed the attitude of "whatever the price, what is cheap is not good", and asked frankly: "Lu Yun, take a closer look at me, did you write five words on my face? Son, 'People are stupid and quick to cheat'?"

"Come on you! Stupid host, let me tell you the truth! The master of the world you are going to this time is a reborn person with space. In order to add some weight to you, I am very kind. I will send you benefits and send you a mustard space! Since you are so ignorant, then don’t blame me for being cruel!" Lu Yun was directly blasted out of the Queen's attributes by Bai Lianhua's dizzy reaction, snorted coldly, and began to be arrogant. Speak harshly.

"Hey! Don't, don't! My wise and mighty Master Lu Yun! You are so noble and kind, how can you care about a person like me like a small shrimp! I will accept it right away! You are welcome!" Bai Lianhua was perfect It showed how to become a dog leg in one second, laughing like a flower, flattering words, and shameful behavior; but in the next second, he regained his IQ balance non-stop, "Wait a minute! The next world?! Where is the script? Why haven't I seen it yet? According to what you said, this space is not a benefit from you at all, but should be there at all!"

Lu Yun paused for a moment, hesitated for a while, and kicked Bai Lianhua out of the space consciously.

"Ah hello—"

The water is gurgling in the space with beautiful mountains and clear waters, the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers, and the singing of birds is crisp and peaceful.

"...It's the benefit I give you." Lu Yun's voice sounded softly, with an unclear tone.

"...Why do you feel like teasing a cat? If you are in a hurry, you will scratch your paw or something." Bai Lianhua sat up from the sofa dizzily, muttering, "And why do you always feel like you have forgotten something? ?”

The duplex villa has a fresh, simple, bright and warm decoration style, and cute cat puppets can be seen everywhere, big and small, black, white, and yellow, on the sofa, on the coffee table, on the window, on the bed, on the bookshelf, and on the shoe cabinet. It's like a kingdom of cats.

The first floor is the living room, the kitchen, the shared bathroom, and the balcony with French windows; the second floor has four rooms, the largest of which is the study room. There are bookshelves as high and wide as the wall embedded in a part of the wall on the second floor. Brown solid wood desk, the rest of the space is scattered with low bookshelves, each bookcase is full of books; except for a simply decorated guest room, followed by two bedrooms of similar size, one filled with a couple Life atmosphere of men and women, double wardrobe, double washing utensils, and the most obvious two people's wedding photos hanging on the wall, art photos, travel photos, handsome men and beautiful women, a natural pair, are the parents of this body, I had an air crash on my honeymoon a month ago and never came back; the other is the bedroom of this body, light blue tones, simple and bright decoration, the room is as clean as new, from this point of view, it is a teenager who loves cleanliness.

Yes, boy.

Bai Lianhua looked at the slender handsome boy in the white shirt and jeans in the dressing mirror, and raised his hand to touch the tear mole under his right eye. This thing, no matter how you look at it, looks like eye droppings...?

"Your eye shit, eye shit! The top three moles on the top ten most adorable faces, you call him eye shit! You're the one who didn't clean up the eye shit!" Lu Yun gave Bai Lianhua a white look, and said it was a general training.

"..." Bai Lianhua stared at the cloud of beige mist that suddenly appeared in front of her eyes, "Let's not talk about the issue of eye shit or not, Lu Yun, is this what you look like?" Straight through it.

"That's not true! How could my lord look like this? My lord's main body is handsome, handsome, and incomparably handsome... How could you have expected it with your poor imagination?" Lu Yun boasted of himself. Completely sharp-tongued, without panting, the vocabulary is definitely not "rich" that can be easily summed up.

"Wow. You must be blinded just by looking at it." Bai Lianhua chuckled, said exaggerated words in a flat tone, and practiced the word "perfunctory", "You didn't come out just to sell yourself Right? Where’s my script? Is your internet speed low-level? Is it so scumbag?” The low-level people seem to have seen it somewhere.

Lu Yun, who didn't get the expected reaction, gave Bai Lianhua a resentful glance, imitating the coquettish appearance of a brothel girl, and coyly said: "Damn~ I hate it~ I know you have no one in your heart~ Don't you just want the script~ Just give it to you~Die Enemy~" Before the disgusted Bai Lianhua realized it, she ran away.

"..." This guy...what strange thing did he see? !

The script that Lu Yun sent to Bai Lianhua was like this.

Yang Tong is a hard-working child. He originally had a happy family. As a result, a car accident took away his only relative. Both parents are orphans. Naturally, there will be no relatives to take care of Yang Tong. At the same time, the lucky ones Yes, no one is greedy for the money in exchange for the lives of their parents. Yang Tong also happened to be 16 years old, enough to be legally independent, and there is no danger of the compensation falling into the pockets of others. After all, his temper is a bit cowardly Yang Tong, a small commoner, became more and more gloomy under the strange eyes of some classmates, and then he had no intention of studying. , avoiding others even more, just like this, passed the three universities that were neither embarrassing nor embarrassing, and then graduated, nestled in a small place, lived a miserable life, and then went out carefully without looking at the almanac, and was killed by a falling object .

A mediocre and useless life.

However, this is only Yang Tong's previous life.

That's right, Yang Tong, a child who has been mediocre and useless all his life, probably put all his luck on rebirth.

He was born again, and with space.

What is space?Dimensional water can make people reborn physically, and the role of space can make people energetically uplifted.This artifact is one of the legendary assists of gods other than the mother!

But, unfortunately, going back to the past time did not give Yang Tong a chance to save his parents.

Yang Tong, who had died once, changed his gloomy image. With the super value of space, he used his appearance value, physical strength value, intelligence value, etc., and then studied well, and made a fortune with space. Some people admire his charm value is also great.

But Yang Tong did not change the kindness and innocence of the common people, so he rescued a certain Gong who fell down in the alley near Yang Tong's house because he couldn't support him on the way back from a secret mission.

After that, under the effect of Yang Tong's heaven-defying artifact space, the obviously dying Gong just went to hell for a day trip, and then returned to the world.Xiaoshou and Xiaogong have met each other, can something happen?

Ever since, the sky thunder set off the fire, you saved me and I will repay you, you are powerful and I have space, you help find a way to buy things, I owe you favors to give you gifts, and when you give you gifts, the higher-ups find out that you sacrificed your life to protect and move Because of you giving up your life to protect me, I secretly promise you, another bloody but effective drunk, etc., and so on, the two are together.

Ever since, that's it.

"..." That's it?

"Is there a mistake? Yang Tong has changed so much that no one doubts it. He is so brave. How dare he save a bloody person and go home? To save someone and go home, he just cleaned the wound and rubbed some Yunnan Baiyao and tied some bandages." Feed some space water and just lie down for a day?! What about the bullets that were shot into the shoulder as agreed? Will they stay in it to take root and sprout for the baby to carry on the family line?! And clearly expressing the background of Xiaogong in his heart and mouth The fear and dissatisfaction with the mission is like this, will he really not have a post-marital war?! Lu Yun, I will definitely not do it when you come out!" Bai Lianhua rolled her eyes and couldn't help complaining, "And you didn't tell me Who am I? Where is the mission? Have you eaten it all? Spit it out!"

"You think I'm stupid if I don't come out?" Lu Yun snorted, "Look carefully! Your name is Bai Jingxi now, and your task is to make Xiao Gong happy."

Unable to catch Lu Yun, Bai Lianhua did not insist, and went back to the script to search for the name "Bai Jingxi".

"..."

What the hell is this? !Yang Tong's crush at the beginning of love, the eternal white moonlight cinnabar mole in his heart-a gentle senior of the campus prince type? !What the hell? !

The author has something to say: If you don’t choose, I’ll draw lots. ︿(￣︶￣)︿Then, Xiaobai in this world changed his name, and then Xiaogong in this world has benefits.Then, Yuan Xiaoshou of this world will play more time than the previous one. Then, Xiaobai’s memory of the last world in this world will be taken away by Lu Yun. After that, although Xiaobai doesn’t remember, he has feelings and personality. No longer so stupid, affected by this body, it will be a little more pretentious, but the attribute of complaining remains the same.Mr. System finally has a name.Suddenly realized that the name was terrible.

I really don't have the talent for names.For example, the qq name I used to give myself was "Night Fox", but later I found out that the homonym is "night pot" (￣￣)σ...(__)ノ｜壁