How to break the author's bad taste

30. See you after the interview

Mr. Huojing squatted in his own small space, his eyes flickered for a while, and finally he couldn't hold back, and asked: "Host, what does true love look like in your eyes?"

"I don't know either." Bai Lianhua smiled easily, and shrugged her shoulders naturally, "I've never been in a relationship. How do you know? Before you meet that person who makes you want to live like this for the rest of your life , I will not understand."

forever?

The fire policeman's eyes suddenly became a little sore, he put his head on his knees, and did not speak.

Did that person, at that time, say that sentence with the idea of ​​living a lifetime?

"Hello? Mr. Fire Police? Are you there?" Sensing that Mr. Fire had lost his voice again, Bai Lianhua tilted his head and waited for a while without answering.Guess it's gone?By the way, Mr. Huo Jing looks a bit strange, he didn't care about what he called him, and asked some life questions in that strange tone... Could it be a relationship?and another system? (*/ω╲*) Thinking about it this way is quite exciting!

Then if they do, will it be two meatballs rolling 360 degrees or something when they roll the sheets? (°°)

Speaking of which, I have never seen the fire alarm gentleman. (￣△￣;)

"..." Bai Lianhua rubbed her stiff face and laughed a few times at the computer, what should she do.

"Pa-ta..." Zhong Xicheng looked at the rose branch in his hand that he had accidentally pinched off, and was stunned for a moment. Why did his heart tremble suddenly just now?Looking up at the sunny weather outside, it's strange that it hasn't cooled down yet?

"Knock knock..." The secretary pushed open the door and came in with a pile of documents, "President, you need to read these contracts."

"Put it down." Zhong Xicheng threw the broken rose into the trash can, responded, got up and went to the cubicle to wash his hands, and then went to busy work.

Just a faint uneasiness in my heart.

Mrs. Bai likes retro handmade jewelry, Father Bai likes flowers, plants, insects and fish, Bai Yue likes good tea sets, and the old housekeeper likes... like to tease children?

Bai Lianhua was writing intermittently on the notepad, and suddenly choked.

The first three gifts can be purchased.The old butler's... I made a big deal!Are you going to kidnap and sell a child? ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Bai Lianhua bit her pen with a headache, thinking innocently: How about buying a doll?

The old butler, who had no idea that his young master wanted to buy him a doll, quietly opened the door and looked at his young master writing and drawing pictures in his notebook with a mysterious look, thinking with relief: My young master has finally arrived. The age of worry!Then back away silently.

The vinegar bottle slept until noon, got up from the bed unkempt, turned on the phone, and then stepped on the slippers to wash up, eyes half-closed and still drowsy.

Ten minutes later, the vinegar bottle was finished washing, with a glass of milk in his left hand and a piece of bread in his mouth. While chewing, he sat in front of the computer, put the milk aside, and caught the bread that was about to fall with his left hand. Use the spare right hand to move the mouse and click on the pink net that must be browsed every day.

So-and-so cv's latest work will be broadcast at [-] o'clock tomorrow morning!

Uncover the intricate love history of a certain pink cv in the circle!

A certain radio drama crew has an emotional dispute, and the rival is unknown!

The xx festival absolutely does not need Meitu Xiuxiu's xx studio to vomit blood and dedicate it!

Oh ho ho ho, is this a gift for your girlfriends enough to distract you?

Help, newcomers are asking for science popularization!

……

Nothing fancy.

Then turn off the pink net and go to watch Langlang Weibo.

[Official Blog of Tiantian Studio] Tomorrow hematemesis dedicated to Tiantian’s love interview, the live broadcast room number is xxxxxxxx, the host @少女心不了@大叔控永生, everyone is welcome to feed and support the audience! ╰(*°▽°*)╯Welcome to @白木邪@醉九州夫夫销 with all your heart and soul!At the same time, @爱吃吃的醒银子@液柳@液草草@春江暮雪@千山 and other relatives and friends gathered around and broke the news!Let the storm come harder!Don't be careless!wide! ~(￣▽￣～)(～￣▽￣)～

"..." The bread in his hand jumped off the cliff without hesitation.

"what?!"

When Zhong Xicheng saw Weibo @, he felt a little strangely private about the girls.

[Drunk Kyushu]: When did I agree?

[Girl's heart is gone]: Kyushu silly mother (*^__^*) Mr. Bai has already agreed︿(￣︶￣)︿You figure it out.Be careful not to let you go to bed~

[Drunk Kyushu]: I agree.

The idiot's heart was stabbed by what the girl's heart said, Zhong Xicheng surrendered unconditionally.

I was still thinking beautifully in my heart, wouldn't my wife want to surprise myself in the interview?Thinking about it, I feel a little anxious (I don’t want to wait)! (*/ω╲*)

One day, busy, one day, easy, one day, just like this.

By day two, many things can change.

Some people disappear, some people reappear.

No one knows.

During dinner, Bai Lianhua ate very attentively, savored carefully, and served food for his family with greater enthusiasm than before, which surprised Mrs. Bai and asked Bai Yue to touch his forehead frequently to see if he had a fever.

"I'm not sick, I just watched a parent-child program today and got a little emotional! Don't be so weird, okay, it's as if I'll make you a meal and the aliens invaded the earth, as for it?" Was teased anxiously Bai Lianhua stared furiously at the mischievous Mrs. Bai.

"Don't be angry, it's not because you are too cute. It's too funny to look at the expression of going to die for the country." Mrs. Bai said with a smile without apology.

Bai Lianhua was startled by Mrs. Bai's words, and changed the subject awkwardly: "No way, it's you who is still a child at heart, and you still blame me, it's too cheeky!"

"Hey, Xiao Hua has the courage to become fat after having a fiancé? Has someone backed her up?" Mrs. Bai teased with a narrow smile.

Bai Yue snorted coldly: "It's not settled yet, don't bark."

Father Bai chewed slowly at the side, with a gentle smile on his face, allowing the two older ones to "bully" the younger one.

The whole family finished their dinner in such a noisy manner.

After dinner, Bai Lianhua quietly handed over several gift boxes she had packed to the old housekeeper, got rid of the old housekeeper and stuffed them where they could see them tomorrow morning, then pointed to the old housekeeper's gift boxes and emphasized that they could only be opened tomorrow.

"Hanging on a hook for 100 years must not be changed! Liars are puppies!" Just in case, the contract law that is suitable for all ages and ages has been adopted.

The old butler had a taste of his childhood again.

When Bai Lianhua climbed into the room, Zhong Xicheng hadn't come yet. After being warmly welcomed by a group of people in various ways, the girl on Maishang said in a soft girly voice: "Jiuzhou silly mother said that he is still in a meeting, and he will be there in a while." superior."

"Ah."

"So, can Xiaobai answer a few questions for us while Gong Jun is away?" Another uncle, the host, made a suggestion that was not at all honest in an upright youthful voice.

"It's okay if you don't have too much shame." Bai Lianhua thought for a while and said, "Don't go too far! Check the water meter and SF Express carefully!"

"Xiaobai's voice is beautiful! He's also very easy to get along with, and he's really worthy of being recognized by the crew as being soft and cute!" The uncle said, "Recently you and Kyushu's silly mother have had a lot of trouble, what do you think? "

"Ah? I didn't see it." Dai Meng was at a loss.

"So, we've been so excited as if we've been pumped for the past few days, but you don't know anything about being the master? Xiaobai, you don't come from another world, do you?" The girl asked heartbroken.

I really am, sister, your eight generations of ancestors are fortune tellers, can you guess this? !

Bai Lianhua complained in her heart, but only laughed.

The two didn't bother with this question, and continued to ask: "This question is a bit private. Excuse me—how is Xiaobai and Jiuzhou's silly mother doing now? Are there any sexual encounters, mandarin ducks and so on?" They smiled maliciously, especially yd.

Bai Lianhua could hear the veins on his forehead trembling, would you really not be invited to drink tea by someone like you?And sour lemon, is this really the one you mentioned? How reliable are they? You tell me I can't find it!

"You guys are talking about what I want to do and haven't done yet, so you don't have to say it to stimulate me." Zhong Xicheng's voice, which seemed real and fake, came out of the headset with a smile, and it felt like that person was talking As if talking in his ears, Bai Lianhua trembled when he heard it, his ears were red and hot.

"So what if it stimulates you? Anyway, your mind is full of mosaics, and you have simulated it in your mind, so what if people ask you? Hmph—" But the words were full of arrogance.

"Yes, my wife, you are right." Zhong Xicheng, contrary to his usual weak image when they met, teased Bai Lianhua verbally.

"What did you call me? Do you want to die?" He gritted his teeth.

"Didn't you say that it's okay to talk about something you've made up in your head, so can't I just talk about it?"

"So you like flirting with me~ Men who are flirtatious are not reliable~"

"I'm only talking to you!"

"I told you not to take the romance plots of brainless girls as love lessons!"

"Yes, yes, you are right! I will throw it away when I go back!"

... After the two habitually bickered for a while, they realized that they were the only ones talking, and stopped immediately.

"Sorry, I'm used to getting along with him like this, and for a moment I forgot that I was doing an interview." Zhong Xicheng put on the appearance of the head of the family, and said apologetically in an official tone.

It sounds aggressive.

"It's okay, it's okay, we had a lot of fun watching it! It's just that the cp fans below couldn't hold it anymore, and they clamored that the blood volume is not enough! Say it silently, my blood volume is almost running out!" The girl said excitedly, her tone becoming more and more irrational.

"So, is Kyushu Silly Mom and Xiaobai already real? It's really the same as in the photos posted on the Internet, going to the amusement park together or something?" The uncle, who was much calmer than the girl, brought the topic back on track.

"Yes."

"No."

The two agreed on different answers.

Then before the host asked questions, the two began to question each other.

"Why not? There is a marriage contract, a date, a kiss, and he is almost not married! Why is it not!" Zhong Xicheng, who is completely unquestionable in this regard, firmly defends his own welfare.

"What is it? A marriage contract? A marriage contract! It was a baby kiss when I was a child, and it is said that someone has disliked it before! What kind of date is a date! It is obviously to accompany someone to reminisce about childhood! Kiss...kiss your sister! My first kiss! What kind of marriage! You didn't even propose!" Bai Lianhua expressed what it means to be "angry from embarrassment" when discussing these issues in public, and decisively exploded.Firmly deny.

As a result, Zhong Xicheng only grasped one key point after he said: "So you are worrying about my not having a marriage proposal." It fully reflects someone's superb comprehension ability.

A group of CP fans below wrote "Good job Kyushu idiot!" "Propose together!" as if desperately.

"Please sister!" Bai Lianhua really frowned.

After chatting here and there for a while, I got back to the topic.Speaking of it, no one cares what the topic is at all. The two people bicker and watch it very happily.

So it took nearly half an hour for the interview to start the serious character interview.

"Why did you two join the circle?" the girl who finally regained her senses asked Xinxin.

"I have a vocal fetish." Zhong Xicheng, who was very frank, never forgot to tease his wife, "Of course my wife doesn't just like your voice."

"Who cares about you!" Bai Lianhua frowned before replying, "It's because I'm bored." How could it be possible to say something like this because of a mission?

"I won't be able to hold back if you show your affection so much!" The blood volume of the girl's heart emptied again.

"Okay, girl, you can go at ease! Next, continue..." Uncle Kong, who was still struggling tenaciously, took over the task of asking questions.

After talking for almost an hour, the two of them bickered and showed affection during the period, and finally finished asking serious questions.

"The serious part is in everyone's anticipation, and it is finally over! Next, let's pawn the morality to the beginning of the non-moral part!" The girl who stood up for an hour was full of blood, "Please answer, is it true that you are attracted to the other party?" When did this happen?"

"last month."

"The day before yesterday."

"Eh?! Kyushu silly mother, have you started spying on Xiaobai so early? Big-tailed wolf!" The girl exclaimed excitedly, "Let's continue, please answer, when do you plan to get married?"

"The sooner the better!"

"Definitely not!"

The same four words, completely different attitude.

Before the host had time to ask questions, the two started bickering again.

"Why not? There will be no shortage of marriage proposals!"

"No! Your mind is full of mosaics!"

"If I like you, I want to do mosaic things with you!"

"I told you not to take the romantic plot of an idiot girl as a love lesson!" Bai Lianhua sighed helplessly, "After today, I will agree."

"Why?" Zhong Xicheng didn't understand why he would change his mind after tomorrow.

"After tomorrow, there will be a me who likes you wholeheartedly, and after tomorrow, you will have a happy married life." Bai Lianhua smiled softly, "You will marry that me, and live happily ever after until Whiteheads, knowing reincarnation, you may still have a lovely baby, maybe surrogacy, maybe adoption, and then the two of you will raise it, someone will wash your hands and make soup for you, someone will let you open your eyes and close your eyes to see the first and last If you see him all the time, someone will turn on the light and wait for you to go home, and you will be happy."

Perhaps to the host and the cp fans below, this is the words of the arrogant Bai Lianhua tactfully agreeing to get married, but to Zhong Xicheng's ears, there is no sweetness at all. From Bai Lianhua's smile, he felt There was a faint uneasiness on his face, and the more he listened, the more he felt uneasy, "What do you mean?"

"I mean, you'll be happy tomorrow! See you tomorrow!"

After Bai Lianhua finished speaking, he said goodbye to the host and CP fans on the screen, then quickly went offline and turned off the computer.

"Fireman, you can go."

The author has something to say: I was overwhelmed, and finished masturbating in one go.It's just that I didn't expect to be abused like this ╮(╯▽╰)╭ No way, Xiaobai doesn't know how to love at all, and this guy is a little afraid of loving, have you found out?By the way, is anyone curious about Xiaobai's family?After all, if it wasn't a stone monkey, it couldn't have jumped out of the stone.

But this is finally over, the episode must be sweet.By the way, didn’t you really make an agreement, ①② and ③④ each have one vote ○|￣|_Are you sure you want a stupid author with a choice disorder to come? ("'3'")