How to break the author's bad taste

23. A matter of two people (beginning of funny comparison)

The fireman didn't answer.

Bai Lianhua remained silent, sitting on the bed without moving.

"Knock, knock..." The familiar old butler knocked on the door.

"What's the matter?" Bai Lianhua walked to the door, opened it and asked.

The old butler noticed his young master's depression, and a little thought flashed in his wise old eyes, which didn't show any signs of dimness, but he didn't show the slightest bit on his face, and said in a low voice: "Madam ordered me to call you down, saying that there is something to discuss." .”

"Yeah, okay." Bai Lianhua replied, she didn't play hard with the old butler like she used to, trying to trick the old butler into something she knew the old butler wouldn't reveal, but just quietly closed the door and went downstairs .

This look is so wrong!Could it be that my heart was stimulated? !Are you going to go back to the autistic little world you used to be? ! Σ(°△°|||)︴The old housekeeper made all kinds of bad guesses in his heart, and he was not well.

Bai Lianhua didn't know that the old housekeeper had quietly opened his mind again. He sat quietly beside Mrs. Bai, and in a rare "demure" manner that could be called gentle and refined, he fought with Mrs. Bai and Bai Yue. He said hello, held the teacup silently, and drank tea silently.

Like a moving painting.

Fuck!Is this a stress response to feeling that one's chastity is being threatened? ! Σ(っ°Д°;)っBut, young master, your reaction is too advanced! "(Д*)

The old butler followed behind, seeing his young master's extremely abnormal behavior, the villain in his heart went crazy and grabbed the ground with his head.

Mrs. Bai's reaction was probably the most calm. Compared with Bai Yue's face, the fake calm that was already smoldering in his eyes was more than one level higher.Mrs. Bai said: "Xiaohua, Mommy has prepared the dowry for you! Have you chosen someone to marry?"

"...No." Bai Lianhua was startled by Mrs. Bai's words, and replied reflexively.

"Oh. That's just right. Mom always forgot to tell you. In fact, mom knew you would face such a problem when you were a child, so she specially set you up with a baby kiss." Mrs. Bai said in a flattering way. , ignoring the anxious eyes of his brother's eldest son, and started to further sell: "The other party is also a well-matched promising young man, two or three years older than you. However, it is said that the female junior holds a golden brick, The man is older and can take care of you, which is also very good. In addition, the relationship between the two families is also very good. There will not be any discord between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. The other party seems to have never been in a relationship. It is a good match for you , do you think it’s wonderful to marry someone who is your first love?”

Bai Lianhua knew from the very beginning that same-sex marriage and heterosexual marriage in this parallel world are equally recognized by the legal public. Even though she thought about the possibility that the man she likes might be a man, Bai Lianhua never thought about marriage.

"...Marriage?" Bai Lianhua was completely shocked by Mrs. Bai's introduction. The sense of casualness that Mrs. Bai had just mentioned casually disappeared in an instant.

Bai Yue listened on the sidelines, and he heard something tricky. He watched his mother's every move closely, and the nervous feeling in his body gradually dissipated.

It turned out to be the case.

"Yes, get married. You know, Mom, I am a very traditional person. A relationship that is not for the purpose of marriage is a hooligan in my mother's eyes." It was not traditional at all to pursue Bai's father aggressively in high school. Mrs. Bai smiled very kindly, and said: "Actually, mother is not too anxious about getting married, but when she thinks that Xiaohua is still walking on the street tremblingly by herself when her gray hair is gray, mother is very worried." I think it's better to get married earlier."

White hair trembling or something... You are exaggerating!

But when talking about baby kisses, Bai Lianhua thought of the person who kept saying that he had a baby kiss with him, she was so fair and delicate that she couldn't help but blush, and she looked particularly lovely; but when she thought of what the fire policeman said, The heat on his face dropped.

Yes, he and he have baby relatives, but wasn't he just abandoned in the last life?

... But Bai Lianhua in the last life is different from this life... But he is the same... In other words, he may be abandoned like the previous life...

Unknowingly, Bai Lianhua fell into the cranky thinking mode that people in love often have. She became as sentimental as Sister Lin, and couldn't think of any good.

Mrs. Bai didn't seem to notice her youngest son's depression at all, she smiled kindly, and said in a firm tone: "If you don't have any suggestions, just stay with the other party and try it! Maybe it will be a good thing Woolen cloth."

Thus, Mrs. Bai made a final decision and made a decision for Bai Lianhua.

After the conversation, Bai Lianhua was not in the mood to stay in the living room, and floated back to the room like a ghost.

"I remember you said earlier that it was a pig with cabbage?" Bai Yue said to Mrs. Bai after watching his stupid brother go upstairs completely, "I don't remember you being a fickle person."

Madam Bai smiled very sweetly: "I now also think that it is a pig that hogs cabbage, and I haven't changed my opinion."

"Then why did you say those words to induce Xiao Hua?"

"Yo~ Can you see that I'm trying to trick you?" Mrs. Bai narrowed her eyes, inexplicably looking like a sly fox, "Apart from this, what else did you see?"

Bai Yue rubbed his brows in distress and frowned unconsciously, saying, "Xiaohua doesn't seem to realize the fact that he already has feelings for the other party, and his thoughts are very pessimistic."

Mrs. Bai smiled approvingly, and said, "So, rather than letting the cabbage rot in the ground, it's better to let the pigs kick it."

"Is it reliable?" Bai Yue was still worried.

Madam Bai looked very sure, and said with certainty: "It's not reliable."

"..."

On the other side, Zhong Xicheng, who was stopped by Qiu Ziqiu, watched his wife being taken away by his brother-in-law, and knew that he could not change anything, so he stayed with the flow, looked at Qiu Ziqiu and asked helplessly, "Qiu Ziqiu, what do you want to say? "

"You know me?" Qiu Ziqiu looked at Zhong Xicheng suspiciously, and suddenly thought of a terrifying reason, "Damn it! You couldn't have fallen in love with Xiaobai a long time ago, and then secretly investigated the things around Xiaobai. Everything, prepare to use various means to imprison Xiaobai so that you are the only one in Xiaobai's world?! Although a perverted idiot and a possessive attribute are my cuteness, I will not support you! You just give up!"

"..." Sour Lemon and everyone.

Although Zhong Xicheng was surprised to hear Qiu Ziqiu's brainstorming idea, he still acted calmly.

"Can you put away your illegal ideas first? Although it sounds really good." Thinking that Bai Lianhua was the only one in his world, it couldn't be more beautiful—but, what is it? Illegal.

——Can you do it without breaking the law? ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

"I only know you because I'm very sensitive to voices. I once attended a party held by Qiu's family and heard your voice." Normally, Zhong Xicheng's IQ is still at a normal level.

"Wait a minute!" Qiu Ziqiu interrupted Zhong Xicheng abruptly, and asked a question with a serious expression: "You, you can't be voice-activated, are you?!"

"Yes." He admitted without hesitation.

Qiu Ziqiu's expression became more cautious and serious.

"Answer me honestly, are you interested in Xiaobai because of Xiaobai's voice?"

"Yes." The answer was straightforward.

"Aside from the voice, what is your biggest impression of Xiaobai?"

"...The face and the arrogant character." The answer was a little slow, but the tone was very certain.

Listening to Zhong Xicheng's answer, Qiu Ziqiu frowned more and more, and his tone was no longer as relaxed and cheerful as before.Qiu Ziqiu said: "I think you should seriously think about a question before going to Xiaobai. I know that interest can arise for any reason, but if you really want to fall in love with someone , together, you should not just see these superficial things. Voices and faces and ordinary tsundere characters can be replaced. What do you like? Is it the white in your eyes or the real one? Xiaobai? Is it just a whim, or is it a decision about a lifetime? Before you think about these issues clearly, you'd better not mess around."

"...I see." Zhong Xicheng quietly listened to Qiu Ziqiu's suggestion, and was silent for a while before answering like this.

"Why?" Bai Lianhua leaned back against the door of the bedroom, looked at the delicately shaped porcelain in the room with a depressed mood, and muttered to herself, with sarcasm: "When you dream something with all your heart, the whole universe will be coordinated, To help you realize your wish."

"The Fantastic Journey of the Shepherd Boy by Paulo Goero, I didn't expect you to watch this." The voice of the fire policeman sounded in Bai Lianhua's mind, with a hint of a smile.

Bai Lianhua took a deep breath, and then exhaled lightly, as if she wanted to let out all the stagnant air in her body in one breath.Bai Lianhua snorted and said, "I haven't read it. It's just that I saw it in a magazine and suddenly remembered it."

"Did you find out?" The fire policeman was silent for a while before asking.

"Probably." Bai Lianhua's tone became very calm: "I will stay in a certain world for extra time when I am needed, strongly needed, or strongly needed by a specific person, right? If necessary, they will be excluded from this world beyond the time determined by the system, I guess, am I right?"

"Well, it should be right! But there is no reward~" Fire Alarm Lord's tone suddenly became turbulent again, "But, stupid host, don't you think that you are too easygoing, too calm and rational when facing these things? Are you pessimistic? A proper child who lacks love~"

"The innocent and stupid person who took the initiative to enter Bai Lianhua's costume, the calm and rational when analyzing the system, and the bewildered and pessimistic when facing emotions...Stupid host, which one is the real you?"

"It's all." Bai Lianhua lowered her head, her face was immersed in the shadows, and her voice was low.

"Well! Don't pretend to be old!" The fire policeman suddenly raised his voice, and shouted happily in Bai Lianhua's mind: "It's just a child who lacks love! Humph╭(╯^╰)╮"

The author has something to say: Did you hear that, bell dog, you'd better not mess around!Really, the brain hole is big!Next, probably both parties will use a very "serious" (no wonder) attitude, and fall in love with the purpose of getting married (yes, until now, these two guys have only started to fall in love (╯‵ ′)╯︵ ┻━┻)... two emotional idiots... just thinking about it - the picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it (*/ω╲*)

Tomb-sweeping Day is coming, I recommend everyone to listen to the Chinese song "poorguy", and the lyrics are quite interesting~ If you can, I suggest watching it with the mv of Whale Culture.

Well, how to break or something is not easy to take subtitles, and the subsequent titles will not be in that form.Stupid writers have run out of brains. QQ