How to break the author's bad taste

22. Xiaobai talks about marriage and how to break it

"You are mine." Zhong Xicheng's words were directly extended to the entire venue hall through the microphone on Bai Lianhua's body.

It took a while for those who were surprised by this unexpected benefit to react: Damn it!Isn't this voice His Majesty's voice? ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

"His Majesty?!"

"Fuck! This looks like jealous! Ahhh, so cute!"

"Oh my god! Both cv and cos are real CP! This life has fulfilled me! ┭┮﹏┭┮"

"Your Majesty is mighty!"

"This kiss is too real!"

……

On the stage, although Bai Lianhua was frightened by Zhong Xicheng's actions at first, she quickly reacted and wanted to push the troublemaker away, but she didn't expect that Zhong Xicheng accidentally touched the back of his neck. All of a sudden soft under control.

Fuck!Is this sensitive point of the body actually in such an undefended place? ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Zhong Xicheng, who was hugging Bai Lianhua tightly, naturally did not miss Bai Lianhua's reaction. He squinted his eyes and pinched Bai Lianhua's weak point with his hands secretly, taking the opportunity to turn the light kiss on his lips into a deep kiss, and stormed the city. Show no mercy.

"Uh...uh...you...uh!" Bai Lianhua glared at Zhong Xicheng angrily, wishing he could be hacked to pieces.

Zhong Xicheng, however, stared at Bai Lianhua's "coquettish yet eager to refuse" appearance with a contented and affectionate smile in his eyes, relying on the fact that others could not act rashly under the watchful eyes of the public, he ate tofu wantonly.

Hearing the unexpected voice, Qiu Ziqiu and Sour Lemon, who sensed something was wrong, rushed to the front of the curtain and looked at the front desk.

"Fuck! It's so shameless!" Qiu Ziqiu yelled at the front desk who completely matched the best CP pairing in his mind, the stern loyal dog Domineering Gong and the arrogant and cute beauty Shou in the "active and passive" staged deep kissing scene : "It's like a beast in clothes! Dare to do it in public!? It's outrageous! Well done!"

"...The CP in my brain is actually realistic?" Sour Lemon was a little confused.

"How long does he have to kiss? Do you want to take Xiaobai away after kissing him faintly?! Fuck! How shameless! How dare you want to go around without eating!?" Qiu Ziqiu watched the "battle situation" without any boundaries Guessing, the words are completely careless.

"...you can't eat and walk around, so cute!" Sour Lemon thought.

In fact, Zhong Xicheng really wanted to pack it up!

"……What are you doing?"

Zhong Xicheng didn't let Bai Lianhua's poor little mouth that had been kissed until he couldn't breathe after kissing the rookie Bai Lianhua. Looking around, he looked at Bai Lianhua's attire, pretending to be sad and sighed: "Yes, I forgot! This is not the 21st century, and you don't know me at this time..."

Then, without giving Bai Lianhua time to speak again, he added decisively and resolutely: "But, no matter which time and space you are in, I can't let you go!"

Then, he carried the person away swiftly.

Take away.

gone.

The.

.

"..." The audience, who were shocked by this completely unruly plot twist, fell silent for a while, only to find out that it was really over like this, and there was no more plot to follow, so they became noisy.

"Fuck! Great reversal?! The future His Majesty who traveled through time took away the past Young Master Bai?! What about the past His Majesty?! Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?!"

"Why do I feel that this CP is so cute that my liver trembles?!"

"Drunk Kyushu is simply cool! I want to become a die-hard fan of him and Xiaobai!"

"Eh?! Wait a minute! The one who plays Mr. Bai is the newcomer Xiaobai who has been playing for thousands of years, and the voice of the cv Birch Sickle is also on the scene... What the hell?! This fucking meow is actually a person?!"

"The voice just now is drunk Kyushu, right?! He kissed the little white birch sickle, right?! Is this a realistic rhythm????"

"Some time ago, there were enough people in the black film crew! Now you're slapping your face?!"

"..."

Just when there were different opinions outside, the atmosphere in the backstage was "dignified".

As soon as Zhong Xicheng stepped back from the front desk with Bai Lianhua in his arms, he was blocked by the Qianqiu foreign generation members led by Qiu Ziqiu.

Qiu Ziqiu said: "Hey, guest officer, you have eaten a king's meal and want to leave without paying?! You still want to walk around without eating? You are beautiful! Don't hurry up and let go of the treasure of our shop! Be honest and be lenient, and resist it. Yan! Hearing that this uncle is happy, I can spare you!"

"...Don't you think it's important to let him put Shou Jun's silly mother down first?" Suan Lemon stood beside him and said quietly.

Zhong Xicheng ignored Qiu Ziqiu, and adjusted the way he held Bai Lianhua to make Bai Lianhua more comfortable. Of course, he didn't take away his hand on the back of his neck, and said to Bai Lianhua: "Although it's awkward to tell you now, but I think it is necessary for you to know." After a pause, he said sincerely: "Our two families had a child marriage when we were young, so in fact, you are my fiancée and I am your fiancée."

"..." Bai Lianhua looked at Zhong Xicheng like he was insane: "Do I look easy to deceive?"

"Believe it or not, this is an undeniable fact." Zhong Xicheng regained his IQ in these places.

"I remember back then who said that Xiaohua was not good-looking enough and didn't want to kiss this doll?" A cold and magnetic male voice sounded from afar.

Following the sound, he saw a man with a cold face and a paralyzed face slowly approaching, slapped Zhong Xicheng's hand away without any doubt, wrapped Bai Lianhua into his arms, and looked at Zhong Xicheng unkindly.

Who is this?Facial paralysis iceberg attack?It won't be a rival in love, right?Whoa whoa——

Qiu Ziqiu guessed joyfully, wishing that this handsome guy would add trouble to Zhong Xicheng.snort!Who told him to take the meat away without saying a word? ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

"Brother-in-law, you can't say that." Zhong Xicheng didn't expect Bai Yue to expose his faults as soon as he came, and stared closely at Bai Lianhua's expression, deeply afraid that his wife might misunderstand.

Big brother-in-law? !

"Brother, let's talk about it when we go back!" Although she doesn't care much about doll kisses, the thin-skinned Bai Lianhua doesn't like to discuss these issues in public. .

Fuck!Let me go!I have a lot of sleeves for you to pull! ——Zhong Xicheng who was spotted by his wife

"Yeah." Glancing at his soft and cute stupid brother, Bai Yue agreed without hesitation, then completely ignored Zhong Xicheng, and took his stupid brother home.

Zhong Xicheng, who wanted to catch up, was stopped by Qiu Ziqiu with violence: "Boy! You can kick my old lady's place if you want! Let's talk about life!"

"..."

As soon as Bai Lianhua got home, she rushed into her room, "Kang Dang" closed the door tightly and locked it.

Sitting in the hall, holding a plate of five-spice sunflower seeds while eating and watching TV happily, Mrs. Bai looked at the series of actions of her stupid son in puzzlement, and asked, "What's the matter? Did you get kicked by a pig?"

"Ah." Bai Yue didn't deny it, sat down beside her, and asked, "Where's father?"

"Looking at his tweeds in the backyard." Madam Bai picked up the handkerchief that was prepared at the side to wipe her hands, put the plate on the coffee table, and then continued the question: "You mean you were really raped by a pig? What do you think?" How about that pig?"

"It's far away." Bai Yue didn't agree at all.

Of course, Mrs. Bai knew that her younger brother's accusation against her son could only be used as a reference, and said, "Your evaluation is not bad, how is Xiaohua's attitude?"

"Didn't you see it?" Bai Yue glanced upstairs and said to Mrs. Bai, "Run very fast."

"Yeah, I'm running fast, so it should be passable." Mrs. Bai's evaluation was balanced and she couldn't see her attitude.

"..." Bai Yue also felt that it was "seeable" or something, and he couldn't explain anything at all: "The point is whether Xiao Hua likes it or not."

"That's right." Mrs. Bai looked thoughtful.

...Thinking or something!Didn't you think about this question in the first place? !

Bai Yue looked at his mother who was a queen in her natural skin and drank tea silently.

... was kissed ...

As soon as Bai Lianhua entered the room and closed the door, she threw herself on the big soft bed and buried herself in the soft quilt.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !just this?

Bai Lianhua thumped out of the bed several times, covered her blushing face, felt the scorching heat on her face, and wished she could bury herself under the quilt.

But in my mind, I kept back to the scene at the time: strong arms, fiery body, focused and hot eyes, affectionate words, and burning tongue ... Ahhhhhoo (≧ ≧ ≦) O, Don't think about it any more...

"Ding dong! Hello stupid host! Congratulations on successfully completing the mission! Now you have the following choices: [-]. Leave the current world immediately; [-]. Stay in the current world temporarily. Please make a choice within ten seconds!" The long-lost fire alarm Jun's voice suddenly appeared in Bai Lianhua's chaotic mind, and Bai Lianhua sat up from the bed in shock.

"Huo, fire alarm sir?! What mission has been completed? Could it be that Chunjiang Muxue went to confess and was rejected?" Bai Lianhua asked puzzled after a while before remembering the beginning of the plot.

There is an inexplicable sadness in my heart.

"The timer is suspended. The stupid host, Chunjiang Muxue, that is, Su Qiao and his bamboo horse have achieved a positive result last night, and gave up the idea of ​​hooking up with Gongjun Zhong Xicheng to become a master of network matchmaking. So, your mission has been completed." The Fire Police Lord said this .

But Bai Lianhua sensed something was wrong, and asked suspiciously: "Bamboo horse? This person doesn't seem to appear in the script you gave me."

The explanation given by Huo Jingjun is this: the official script is the superficial version, and the real, or more comprehensive version is more than that.And the system gave this task because even though Su Qiao hooked up with Zhong Xicheng, he didn't really love him in his heart, he only had his bamboo horse in his heart, and Zhong Xicheng's voice control was only interested in Su Qiao's voice , so I feel that the person is not bad, and can be used to block kisses with the dolls of the Bai family, and let Bai Lianhua, an autistic child who was originally a performance artist, quit voluntarily. Similarly, when Zhuma returned to China, Su Qiao was already with Zhong Xicheng. Together, he didn't want to bother seeing him happy.Therefore, in a given script, no one is truly happy.

So this time, the so-called not allowing Su Qiao to hook up with Zhong Xicheng is actually to buy time for Zhuma Zhou Chengzhi.It's just that the task can't be given too straightforwardly.

"That's it." Bai Lianhua didn't have any special reaction after hearing Mr. Fire's explanation, and asked with a calm expression, "If you choose to leave, what will happen to Bai Lianhua?"

"For the body that has been lodged by the host, the system will take the details of retaining all the memories irrelevant to the system and the personality of the host, which is tantamount to leaving the host in the eyes of others." Huo Jingjun explained in this way, a rare Taunt mode is not enabled.

"This way...it's like another me." Bai Lianhua smiled bitterly.

"That's right."

"...What do you mean by temporarily staying in the current world?" Bai Lianhua removed herself from the "Bai Lianhua" persona, and her IQ returned to her original level. words.

"It means that even if you choose to stay, you can only stay for another three months."

"why?"

The author has something to say: Stupid authors like to eat candy, but they are not good at writing sweet meat!In fact, Zhong Xicheng had a very cute but fatal problem from the very beginning, guess what?By the way, does anyone still remember that this is a quick text?Eh?Could it be that I forgot to change the label?But don't worry, the world doesn't end so soon.

As for why not stay.Well, do you want to take a guess?

In other words, this chapter is really thick enough, and the author has too much brains to abuse himself to QAQ

Heartbroken now.