How to break the author's bad taste

Half an hour later, Mr. Fire Police (nickname named by Bai Lianhua because of the number 119 of the system and its auxiliary function) finally finished sending the data with that broken network speed, and retired without leaving his body and name.

Ah hello! ?Are you going too fast? ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻There are no bad reviews!

After complaining about it, calm down and read carefully the information given by Mr. Huo Jing, Bai Lianhua came to the following conclusion: Except for the name of the current body, this body has nothing in common with himself.Is it really subverting life? !Sure enough, my mission (really) is to cosplay! ?

According to the data, this Bai Lianhua is the youngest son of the Bai family, one of the three major families in Shangxie City. The first parents are the backers of get; there are kind and caring housekeepers and some capable domestic servants, capable get; you don't need to go to school, because you have a tutor, you don't have to worry about the family business, because you have an outstanding elder brother, what do you want, as long as you don't break the law, Basically, you can do everything, and you can get it freely; it can be said to be a paradise life.In addition to sounding sincerely Susu is a little flat.

But even Su is Su who has gone through hardships.

As a child, he experienced kidnapping incidents that were commonplace in wealthy families. This Bai Lianhua had a psychological shadow that was as deep and unfathomable as the Mariana Trench, and the area was immeasurable; his personality was extremely introverted and close to autism, and he didn't like to go out to meet people. People are slightly repulsive to outsiders, but they can accept other people's initiative to get close; they were arrested because of their appearance, and they are extremely taboo about showing their faces outside, although their own family members still have no problem seeing them.Therefore, if this Bai Lianhua goes out, the hair must be disheveled and thick enough to cover the eyes, the old style can cover half of the face, the big glasses frame the nose bridge, the dress is sloppy, and the head is hunched over when walking, showing a cowardly look. , From the perspective of public aesthetics, it looks like a maverick marginal figure.This kind of 24K pure and beyond pure trans-age sharp brother homeless dress, besides attracting a surprised look of "this man is an artist", it is absolutely impossible not to arouse the slightest kind thoughts of others, these eccentricities are also This caused Bai Lianhua to remain alone for many years. In terms of making friends, on the other hand, it can be regarded as one of the factors that did not improve his condition.

Faced with this situation, it is impossible for the Bai family from top to bottom, old and young, to turn a blind eye and remain indifferent. What kind of folk remedies, famous doctors, quack warlocks, and folk remedies in regular hospitals, elegant and vulgar, true and false, all rushed to the shelves, and learned from their own experiences. One pass "Tang monk master and apprentice Xitian to learn from the experience of ninety-nine and 81 difficulties" did not even get "one scripture".

Of course, judging by Bai Lianhua's appearance, he knew it had no effect.

In this situation of "since there is no other way, let nature take its course", this Bai Lianhua quietly managed to thrive in the background of the Bai family's seemingly free-ranging but secret protection.

Although it is not crooked or awkward, it is worn like this.

Seeing this, Bai Lianhua couldn't help but silently lit a candle for the original owner in her heart.

Poor baby! ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Well, let's move on.

According to the script given by the system gentleman, this is a modern short and fresh novel focusing on online distribution. The protagonist Shou is a sophomore at school. , after a year of hard work, I finally became a little pink CV, and under various chances and coincidences, I took over a big handwritten ancient danmei drama planned by Jiyoumeizi, with the fanciful young (rotten) girl in it The protagonist is shou, and the protagonist Gong who is matched with the domineering loyal dog happens to be the CV of the purple red god in the circle, which is our 24k pure and handsome genuine Gong, Mr. President.Yes, you read that right!The domineering, evil, charming and crazy president who is so busy that he has to live every minute has millions of dollars, and he also knows how to play the niche and niche online duo! (Bai Lianhua wipes sweat silently) It is because of this naughty goblin, the online matchmaker, that the two people who are so different from each other have inextricably intertwined, and in various storylines of hooking up (true) and being hooked up (true) Finally, our pure and innocent protagonist was accidentally (fake) exposed and hacked. At this time, the wise and mighty CEO stood up, just like that!I saw him wave his hand, the wind roared, the lightning flashed and thundered (not), and he acted vigorously (not at all), so that the elite and omnipotent assistant found out the shameless villain who the black protagonist suffered (well done, strong man, you have hidden merits) Name! Bai Lianhua: This is how top students from elite universities use it (←_←).That's right!That shameless villain is Bai Lianhua! (Bai Lianhua: Is it finally my turn? Hey! Wrong? I’m the villain?! ⊙▽⊙)

And from Bai Lianhua's point of view, things are like this. Bai Lianhua, who has a deep psychological shadow, heard the play of the president by chance (true) and was attacked by the president's gentle (false) His magnetic voice was deeply attracted, and he became a loyal fan of his brainless, very attached to the CEO, just like the cinnabar mole between Bai Yueguang's eyebrows in his heart.So, after accidentally (truly) knowing some unknown truths, I couldn't bear to let the male god in my mind be deceived, and instead of perishing in silence, he broke out in silence, so, the small universe exploded vigorously like this.

Of course, this so-called vigorous outbreak was ruthlessly suppressed by the CEO, not even a match was lit.The kind (fake) CEO gave up deep revenge (...) when he learned that the mental state of this brain-dead loyal fan was not ideal (not only unsatisfactory), but he secretly threatened Bai Lianhua not to be in front of them again. Appears (nor has it appeared before).The only villain (cannon fodder) in Silly Baitian retired silently.

At the same time, under the urging of Bai Lianhua, the protagonist Shou and the protagonist Gong took advantage of the opportunity to participate in a recent large-scale face-to-face event. Drunk (Bai Lianhua: I am also drunk 〒_〒), so the two of you are the wind and I am the sand lingering to the end of the world, so happy ending.

Bai Lianhua finished reading the script silently with a beautiful little face.

The protagonists are so silly and sweet, is it necessary for me to appear as the only (true) cannon fodder? ︶︿︶

"Stupid host! You'll know it when you look at the target of the attack!" The fire alarm king who "retired after success" is online again.

Bai Lianhua casually glanced at it, and instantly frowned: "... Nima asked me to prevent the protagonist Shou from becoming a master of online matchmaking? When did he become a master of online matchmaking again?! Isn't it Little Pink? Did he deceive my eyesight of 5.2? !(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻”

"Stupid host! Can you stop distracting yourself?! Please note that after the protagonist is attacked by the protagonist, he is transforming into a master of online matchmaking!" Fire Alarm Lord roared.

…So, this is actually a story about how to hug your thighs and tie the knot? (Congratulations, Xiaobai, for your truth!)

"So, is this telling me in a disguised form that the task is to prevent the protagonist from being attacked by the protagonist?" Bai Lianhua hit the nail on the head.

"The IQ of the stupid host is on the rise!" The fire alarm said in a gratifying tone of "my son is smart", "In addition, since the risk factor in this world is too low, this system will not provide additional assistance. In the next time, this system will Refuse to communicate with stupid hosts."

"So, stupid host, see you later!"

Calling the Fire Police Officer a few times in my heart, after confirming that the Fire Police Officer is really offline this time, Bai Lianhua changed from a sitting position to a lying position somewhat disappointed, and threw herself into the soft and silky quilt.

Bai Lianhua lay silently for a while, got up from the bed, turned on the computer immediately, and then got into the incomparably luxurious bathroom.Otaku's genes are deeply ingrained in the bone marrow.

"..." Who is this guy?

Bai Lianhua stared at herself in the mirror and complained silently, she really looked like Brother Sharp, couldn't she be her own disciple?Maybe it is the xxth generation leader of the beggar gang left behind by the beggar gang?

Bai Lianhua approached the mirror while making complaints, brushed away the overlong unkempt hair on her forehead, and paused, "...Damn, the contrast is so cute!" The crystal clear beauty, this kind of pure beauty, has nothing to do with gender, it is enough to overwhelm the country.

"..." After a pause, Bai Lianhua finally came to his senses and transmitted his voice into his brain, his glazed eyes lit up.The voice line is like a mermaid, with a charming feeling, clear and attractive.

Bai Lianhua couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth, smiling charmingly.

Although the real thought in my heart is this:

... If it's online, it's just right! ~(≧▽≦)/~

The author has something to say: At present, I have decided to follow the route of Xiaobai and Xiaosu for online production, and I haven't decided where to go for the next script.If you have an idea, you can recommend ╰(*°▽°*)╯