How to break the author's bad taste

Bai Lianhua lay down in front of the computer desk bored, with his left hand under his head, and his right hand slowly moved the mouse to click on the computer, looking for something different.As an otaku, he belongs to the relatively small category, both nerdy and rotten, with an uncertain future, and because he has never been in a relationship, including a one-sided crush, he is even obsessed with his sexuality.

After graduating from university, through active or passive matchmaking and other twists and turns, I successfully found a job that is both leisurely and lucrative. The office does not require a specific time and location. kind of welfare.This kind of job is the best job for a dead house who has just graduated and is single, one person can feed the whole family, and the interpersonal skills have not yet been acquired.

"...Huh?" Bai Lianhua stopped the mouse, straightened up slightly, narrowed her eyes and stared at the webpage that popped up on the computer screen, raised her eyebrows, thinking: This webpage is well done!

The page is made of kraft paper with the original color as the background color, and in the eye-catching black and white alternating classical pattern frame, it is neatly written in the first letter of the alphabet: questionnaire survey on the intention to travel, all interested parties are welcome to actively participate!

Scrolling down, there are a bunch of inexplicable multiple-choice questions and question-and-answer questions.

It's boring anyway.Bai Lianhua yawned and thought to herself.

So someone continued to lazily move the mouse.

{Is there any preference for the intention to travel through the world? }

无

{Intention to travel through the world, travel method, hope? }

soul wear

{Travel type?Please mark the reason}

Plot wear (like subversion)

{Gender after time travel? }

Male ♂

Bai Lianhua felt that if she dressed as a woman, she might look more perverted.No, maybe it will be more like rough female men, such as superwomen. If this is the case, do I like women or men?No matter how you think about it, it feels so strange!

{Are there any special requirements after crossing?Please mark the reason}

Bai Lianhua stopped the mouse, pondered for a while, and typed a string of characters: to have a good skin, voice, etc. (face control, sound control); to the original owner's memory (soul wear); Have a goal); need foreign aid (for fear of accidents)...

Bai Lianhua thought for a while, and there was no other request, so she clicked submit neatly, and didn't care about the progress display on the webpage like "Submitting... Submitting completed... Reviewing... Reviewing completed..." Thinking "It's not easy for people nowadays, there is still a head and tail to make a fake webpage", and I went straight to click on the ecstasy little red cross in the upper right corner, but found that no matter how I clicked, the webpage was still there.

Onlyyou~Bai Lianhua thought of a brainwashing divine song in a twitch, and returned to normal thinking in the next second.

Virus?Or crash?

Bai Lianhua calmly said that as a small white machine with only 360 anti-virus software that has been streaking around the Internet all year round, coupled with the owner's lazy temperament, poisoning or crashing is simply too common...

No wonder!

"..." Bai Lianhua stared blankly at the web interface on the computer screen that was as tenacious as a gray wolf. Power plug, still naively thinking in my mind, "It must be the wrong way for me to get up today, should I go back to bed and do it again?" If you don’t wake up, you should pinch yourself, but if you can’t do it, what should you do?”

“……正在配送……10%……20%……30%……50%……80%……90%……100%……配送完成……”网页上的字依旧兀自变动着。

"...System Jun No. 119 is activated... Successfully activated... The host is selected..."

"..." Bai Lianhua looked at a beam of unglamorous white light suddenly shot out from the webpage that completely enveloped her, and her body was firmly fixed on the swivel chair in an instant. It feels like being captured by aliens for human experimentation.”

"...selected successfully...reviewed successfully and intention is being executed...executed successfully...began to transmit!" The white light suddenly became stronger and became extremely glaring. The halo, a slight sense of weightlessness spread from the head to the whole body, and disappeared without a trace in just a moment.

With the momentary disappearance of weightlessness, the white light also faded.

"...I'll wipe it!" Bai Lianhua couldn't wait to open her eyes.

As far as Bai Lianhua could see, there was a pile of high-end electronic equipment. It was said that the wool carpets were not affordable for real rich people, and the carved mahogany bookshelves seemed expensive as hell.

"Ding! Dear host, hello, System Jun 119 is very happy to serve you!" Bai Lianhua, who heard the voice of an upright young man in his 20s in his mind, blinked innocently, and asked in his heart: "You It's System Lord 119, did there still be 118 System Lords before?"

"Stupid host! Your name is Bai Lianhua, do you have some ulterior relationship with Bai Lianhua?" Mr. System's voice was very upright, completely ignoring the venomous tongue in his words.Sure enough, first impressions are deceiving!Mom, I want to go back to Earth QAQ!

"...When I was called Bai Lianhua, there was no such thing as Bai Lianhua. So, System Lord, your painting style is not right?" Bai Lianhua complained, "What kind of situation is this wise and mighty System Lord, can you give me an explanation? If you look like this, I would really like to call and complain to the Consumer Association, although I don't know the phone number!"

"Since the stupid hosts are so smart to call me correctly, I will reluctantly explain it to you!" Mr. System said in a tone of "it's cheap for you".

Damn Tsundere!Bai Lianhua rolled her eyes, expressing her inability to complain.

According to the dictation of the wise and powerful System Master, this is how things happened. The questionnaire filled out by Bai Lianhua is actually the recent activity questionnaire of the Time Traveling Division. The content includes free time travel, high-quality customer service, and... mandatory binding.By chance, Bai Lianhua won the survey form of the serial time travel series, so the wise and powerful master (System Junyu) was specially approved by the above to come to assist.Please call me a god assist!Stupid host!

"What's the deal with this time-traveling game? Can I go back? What will happen if I go back?" Bai Lianhua suddenly became extremely calm and focused on the point.

"It can be said to be a clearance game. You will experience worlds of different script types. After reaching a certain level, you can return to the original world. The time after the return is confirmed by the system as the second before the time travel. If the host requests, we can also provide Extra clear memory service, free of charge! No need to like it dear! (づ￣3￣)づ╭～" Mr. System is firm in his style of painting, which has changed for thousands of years.

"Then what about the plot and strategy I asked for?" After confirming the important events, Bai Lianhua relaxed and pondered the details again, "Why do I still have no memory of the original owner? I can refuse to like such a poor service. ?"

"Stupid host! Of course it's from my lord! I'm sending it!" The system gentleman snorted like a queen ╭(╯^╰)╮.

Bai Lianhua: "..." How slow is your internet speed? ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Haven't sent it after chatting for so long?! Complaint! Negative score!

Is it okay to request a return now? !Another (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!

Author Sang: Please don't be careless!Mr. Bai!Whiplash~piu~

The author has something to say: the update speed is randomly selected, try to be a good hardworking boy (please believe it as appropriate) a newcomer who has been diving for many years comes to the surface, please pat (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～