I was a group favorite in ancient times

Standing outside the door, Zhao Yunjun smacked his lips regretfully, um, I can't see what the little human poop looks like.

But you can take a look after it's over... Forget it, Zhao Yunjun frowned, what's so good about that filth, it's just a stinky lump, no matter how good-looking monsters pull it out, it's the same.

Just to prevent those little monsters from stealing that filth and doing weird things.

But human beings are so surprised, and look at the broken clothes on his body, although the texture is delicate, how can anyone let Lang Jun wear them like this.

Could it be that the family has fallen?Is this out to do coolies?No, which monster would dare to tire humans so much?

Zhao Yunjun's eyes narrowed slightly. If he finds out this, the monster will definitely suffer.

At this moment, a male servant hurried up to him, knelt down and saluted: "Your Highness, the saint is here."

Zhao Yunjun's originally straight lip line suddenly bent down: "Why is he here? Is it so boring to be idle in the palace? Can't you see enough of those beauties and concubines?"

Facing this, the male servant didn't dare to say a word, and didn't even dare to raise his head.

After Zhao Yunjun finished speaking, he waved his hand and asked the servant to go down: "Take him to the main hall."

"Yes." Hearing the words, the servant immediately stood up and retreated.

Zhao Yunjun frowned, quite unhappy.His father didn't come here to snatch his human beings, did he?

There are already so many human beings and mixed blood beauties in the palace, he must not let his father snatch this human being away!

After Ye Qingxi finished solving the reincarnation of the five grains, he wiped himself clean with a silk cloth in distress, and threw it into a bucket that looked like garbage. Then he washed his hands with the water in the basin, wiped them clean with a face towel, and hurried out the door.

As soon as he came out, he saw a man standing at the door.

Ye Qingxi: ...Huh?This is just going to the bathroom, is it worth waiting at the door?

The moment Zhao Yunjun opened the door, he immediately moved his hand slightly, and the demon power immediately wrapped Ye Qingxi silently, completely removing the unpleasant smell from his body.

"Lang Jun will follow me back to the bedroom. After washing up, we will have breakfast." Zhao Yunjun said with a smile.

Ye Qingxi blushed, answered vaguely, and walked back.

The handsome guy looks even more handsome when he smiles!And it looks so gentle, it's so lethal.

He didn't realize that the faint stench on his body had disappeared.

And at this moment, Zhao Yunjun's voice suddenly sounded in the ears of the maidservants who came out of the toilet: "Clean the inside, don't let Gu find out what dirty things you are doing!"

The maidservants trembled for a moment, but they responded quickly, and then immediately ran to the toilet to start cleaning.

It turns out that human poop is no different from theirs, um, it stinks too.

The maids couldn't help covering their mouths and noses, and using their meager demonic power, they took up the toilet and quickly cleaned it.

After Ye Qingxi followed the man back to the bedroom, he saw the washbasin face towel already on the table, and a small cup filled with water, with a branch on it?

Seeing Ye Qingxi's dazed look, Zhao Yunjun immediately picked up the branch and explained: "This is tooth wood, made of willow branches. You can bite one end open with your teeth, and then stain it with tooth powder and brush your teeth."

Ye Qingxi: ...

Didn't even a toothbrush made of bristles exist in ancient times?

But now Ye Qingxi could only follow what the man said and finished washing with a frown.

But he found that this man obviously looked very prestigious, but why didn't he let the servants and maidservants serve him, instead he explained to him why he was handing toothbrushes and towels?

It feels weird.

Ye Qingxi raised her vigilance in her heart, there must be monsters when things go wrong, there is no free lunch in the world.

Ye Qingxi thought so, and followed Zhao Yunjun to the next room.There are still low furniture in the room, and the meals have been placed on the table.

And these low tables are placed on the couch.

In other words, is he going to eat on his knees?

Ye Qingxi's body tensed up instantly, and seeing Zhao Yunjun kneel down, he knelt down on the couch like a gourd painting.

Seeing Ye Qingxi's appearance, Zhao Yunjun immediately said: "Your Majesty, you don't have to be cautious, just sit down as you like."

Ye Qingxi heaved a sigh of relief in his heart, and did not refuse, for fear that he would really be pushed away. Sitting on his knees for a long time is uncomfortable.

He looked at the food in front of him. Isn't it a bowl of noodle soup?There are also various vegetables and meat in it, but it is just a noodle soup.

Did noodle soup exist in ancient times?

But it doesn't look like there's much difference in diet either?

In addition to this noodle soup, there is also a small naan, Ye Qingxi suddenly felt a little weird, so there is already a naan at this time?

In addition to the naan, there is also a cup of celery, which looks cold.

Seeing that Ye Qingxi didn't pick up the chopsticks for a long time, Zhao Yunjun thought he felt uneasy, and quickly introduced: "This bowl is soup cakes, and the ones are venison. The cakes are rice cakes, and the celery is vinegar celery. I'll have someone replace it right away."

Ye Qingxi shook his head quickly: "There is nothing disliked."

As Ye Qingxi said, he picked up the spoon first, and tasted the soup of this soup cake.In addition to being slightly hot at the entrance, there is only one word, fresh!I don't know what kind of soup is used to make this soup, it is really delicious!

Zhao Yunjun heaved a sigh of relief, seeing Ye Qingxi's loving expression, he finally moved his chopsticks.

Originally, I planned to chat with this lovely human being while eating, and talk about how he was in the past, but now it seems that Lang Jun is still hungry.

However, it seems that the previous life was not very good, and it was not too bad.

The hair is too short, I don't know if it is a foreign custom, but the skin is delicate, the eyes are clear, and the face is very lovable.

It's just that the fundus of the eyes is black and blue, and it seems that he hasn't had a good rest recently.The ten fingers are slender and fair, without calluses, and they don't look like they are doing manual labor.

But the clothes really puzzled him.

The lower garment and the upper garment seemed to be completely separated, and there was no clothes over it. The lower garment was an indescribable blue color that he had never seen before, and there were holes in the trousers!

How impoverished is this, that you don't even mend the clothes with holes, but just wear them like this?

The top is more like a half arm, but usually a long-sleeved underwear is worn under the half arm, but this human doesn't have it, instead it directly exposes the snow-white skin.

There was also this foreign character on the jacket, but he couldn't figure out what it meant.

Is it some heavy physical labor?For coolness?But looking at the figure and physique, it doesn't look like anywhere.Is this, like hair, some remote pagan custom?

Thinking of this, Zhao Yunjun frowned, and the soup cakes he used to like were no longer delicious, and this foreign country is really wicked, actually ruining such a beautiful human being into such a strange appearance.

Ye Qingxi didn't know what Zhao Yunjun was thinking at all, he was too sleepy and too late to change his pajamas because he had worked overtime the day before to catch up with meeting materials, so he took off his shoes and went to bed in jeans and a T-shirt.

Just when Ye Qingxi finished eating the pancakes, that is, naan and vinegar celery, with the soup cakes, and wiped his mouth with the handkerchief beside him in satisfaction, he suddenly heard a commotion outside.

Ye Qingxi looked up curiously, and saw a middle-aged man in white embroidered hakama pleats and a flat scarf walking in quickly.

Ye Qingxi didn't know what hakama pleats were at all, but he saw the long-sleeved robe on her body, but it didn't reach her feet, it only reached half of her calf, revealing that she was wearing white trousers, black leather boots, and a strange scarf on her head. A handsome man with a strange hat and a beard walked in.

He was also sharp-eyed and found that behind the uncle there were maids anxiously trying to stop him, but after the uncle entered the room, they all retreated silently and closed the door again.

One look at this uncle is not simple, his aura is stronger than the mayor of their city he has seen, and look at the complicated embroidery on the white robe that is still shining golden in the sun, this official must not be low, Otherwise, there is no money to throw such a fee.

"Why didn't you go to say hello today?" The uncle said, but his sharp eyes looked at Ye Qingxi for a moment, and Ye Qingxi's hairs counted down in an instant.

Zhao Yunjun frowned, as if he was driving away his father who seemed to have a wrong idea at first glance, but Ye Qingxi had already opened his mouth: "My lord, Mr. Lang delayed the time because of saving me. You can't blame him. My fault."

As soon as he finished speaking, Ye Qingxi was stunned for a moment, when did his way of speaking become old-fashioned?

But as soon as Ye Qingxi said this, both Zhao Yunjun and the middle-aged man had weird expressions, especially the middle-aged man even laughed: "Hahaha, Erlang, I didn't force this, he called it himself mine."

After finishing speaking, the middle-aged man looked at Ye Qingxi lovingly: "Since you call me your lord, from today onwards, you will be my fake son!"

Ye Qingxi:? ?

He still knows what a fake son is, and he has read the Three Kingdoms a lot. Isn't this what it means to be a son?

No, is there something wrong with this grown-up?Does it mean to have a father in this era?

Ye Qingxi was dumbfounded, unable to believe it.

Zhao Yunjun stood up all of a sudden, not afraid of his father at all: "Father! You just bully him because he doesn't know the etiquette of Dazhao. You have so many children and you don't need him. He was brought back by me personally!"

The middle-aged man immediately blew his beard and stared: "How dare you disobey your father's words? Come, let's fight."

"If you want to fight, fight!" After Zhao Yunjun finished speaking, he immediately took his father out angrily and went out to make an appointment for a fight.

Ye Qingxi wanted to follow and watch, but thinking that this was a scene of "father and son killing each other", he, an outsider who had just met for the first time, didn't have to.

As soon as the two left, maidservants came in one by one and cleared away the tableware.

Ye Qingxi always felt that these maidservants were peeking at him, could it be because there were outsiders in their house for the first time?This absurd thought only flashed in his mind, and his eyes fell on the refreshments served by the maidservants.

The soup cake I just ate is still a little thirsty, let's drink some tea, Ye Qingxi picked up the teacup, drank it in one gulp, but in the next second, he spit it out in one gulp!

Is this tea?How could there be no tea flavor at all, but all the other flavors that shouldn't be there?

The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angel "Puff Biscuit" for the four bottles of nutrient solution~