I was a group favorite in ancient times
Chapter 1 Ancient Advanced Toilet
Ye Qingxi was dizzy and opened his eyes, but was stunned for a moment, shouldn't he be at home?Why is it all green?
But before he could react, he heard the sound of messy footsteps and the howling of various beasts.
The sound came from all directions, Ye Qingxi was terrified and quickly stood up enduring the pain, looked around, and saw countless pheasants, rabbits, and deer gathering towards him, there was no room for him to escape!
"Wow!" The ferocious roar of the tiger sounded instantly, and Ye Qingxi saw a huge tiger galloping in his direction, but in the blink of an eye, it had already arrived in front of him and rushed up!
Ye Qingxi's mind froze, and she fainted uncontrollably.
But before his consciousness completely disappeared, he seemed to see the tiger's big tongue, and a man in ancient costume?
Men in ancient costumes?Could it be that he entered a crew by mistake?Ye Qingxi finally thought of it.
Zhao Yunjun pulled away the big tiger who was madly licking humans, looked at the flushed skin on the other's handsome face, and murmured in his heart, isn't this too fragile?
But this full of saliva is really disgusting!Zhao Yunjun turned his head and gave the big tiger a hard look. The big tiger flinched instantly, squatting on the spot like a little daughter-in-law, not daring to move, even the big tail curled up beside him.
With a light wave of Zhao Yunjun's hand, the saliva on the face of the man lying on the grass disappeared without a trace, as if the saliva had never existed.Even the red marks from being licked on the face disappeared, and the cheeks became fair again.
A smile appeared on Zhao Yunjun's face, he stretched out his hand and carefully embraced the strangely dressed human being in his arms, leaned close to the other's chest, and smelled the long-lost familiar smell of human beings.
This is such a pure human taste that can only be found in the long-standing memory of inheritance.
It's not like the hybrids of human beings and monsters nowadays, who are all contaminated with all kinds of disgusting monster flavors.
Thinking of this, Zhao Yunjun frowned in disgust, then looked at the person in his arms, with a smile on his face.
At this moment, the sound of hooves finally approached: "Erlang! How did you run so fast? Is there any animal that attracted you?"
When the man in beard approached, he hurriedly braked the horse's reins, causing the horse's half-height to rise high, before the front hooves fell to the ground.
The man took a closer look, then took a sniff, his eyes brightened instantly: "Pure-bred humans! How can there be humans here? Didn't those people drive away the idlers?"
Zhao Yunjun ignored the man, and turned on his white BMW neatly, and disappeared in front of the man in the blink of an eye while hugging the human.
"Hey! Erlang, do you want to eat alone?" the man shouted angrily.
Seeing that his master was gone, the big tiger didn't care that there was a stupid monster beside him, so the wind was blowing under his feet, trying to keep up with his master's magnificent BMW by virtue of his monster power.
Ye Qingxi woke up again, and saw the gorgeous curtain in front of her at a glance.
Isn't his house such a gorgeous decoration?wrong!How did he remember that he was surrounded by a group of animals before!And there was a tiger pounced on him!
Ye Qingxi immediately sat up, reached out and touched his face, it was smooth and delicate, without any scars.
Is he dreaming?
Ye Qingxi touched it back and forth in disbelief, and finally believed that she escaped from the claws of a tiger without any injuries!
No, where is he now?Wasn't it just a dream?Ye Qingxi suddenly looked around, and suddenly saw the low furniture not far away, and the height of the bed under her was not right.
And these are all antique solid wood!Even the windows!
But before Ye Qingxi thought about it, the door of his room was opened with a "click", a man dressed in a purple round neck shirt and robe, a flat headband, a leather belt around his waist, and leather boots approached from outside.
The strong sunlight shone in from behind him, making it impossible for Ye Qingxi to see the man's face clearly.
But this outfit, and the furniture around here, isn't it?Did he cross over? !
Damn, in this era when crossing has become a rotten street, he actually caught the last train of crossing?But he doesn't want to time travel at all!What's so good about ancient times?There is nothing he wants, all kinds of different aspects, the most important thing is no internet, no computer and mobile phone, how does this make him live?
Ye Qingxi twisted his arm fiercely, and the sudden pain hit him, making him realize the fact that he was not dreaming!
Seeing Ye Qingxi's action, the man froze for a moment, then frowned and said, "Why did you suddenly hit me so hard? Is there something wrong?"
It was only at this time that Ye Qingxi saw clearly the face of the man who was already standing in front of his bed, and was stunned for a moment.
How is it that he is favored by the gods to have such a handsome appearance?With sword eyebrows and star eyes, a straight nose, and a mouth full of sweetness, it looks like a person walking out of a painting.
But at this moment, Ye Qingxi suddenly felt a tightness in his lower abdomen.Cough cough, it's not that he got into a rut after looking at the handsome guy's face like a beast, but that he wants to go to the bathroom!
As a good young man who got up early every day and went to the bathroom, although he didn't know why he fell asleep and fell asleep, but now he really wanted to go to the bathroom.
But looking at this handsome guy, Ye Qingxi really couldn't speak.
Perhaps seeing Ye Qingxi's embarrassment, the man immediately soothed his expression, and said softly: "Do you want to freshen up? Or do you want to go to the toilet?"
Ye Qingxi blushed, and quickly said: "Go to the toilet."
The man smiled and stretched out his hand to hold Ye Qingxi's arm, helping him to sit on the side of the bed, reached out to pick up the shoes that had been prepared, and put them on for Ye Qingxi with his own hands.
Ye Qingxi: ...Damn it, what virtue and ability is he!To let such a handsome guy put on shoes for him himself!
Ahem, but as he approached, Ye Qingxi smelled the faint scent of the other person, which was soft and intoxicating, so he couldn't help but take another breath.
Ye Qingxi, who doesn't understand spices, doesn't know what the smell is, but it smells really good.
From the corner of his eye, he saw deer and various flowers and plants embroidered on the hem of the purple shirt and robe on the man's body. There was a silkworm-like thing hanging on the leather belt around his waist, and a jade pendant whose shape was not clear.
But Ye Qingxi didn't have time to look at it, and was already helped up by the man.They all stood up, and he was embarrassed to let the other person help him, and immediately broke free from the man's hand: "Just tell me where I am."
The man smiled and said, "I'll just take you there myself."
Ye Qingxi had no choice but to follow the man out of the house.
As soon as he went out, Ye Qingxi saw white walls and red tiles all over his eyes, and even the garden outside was full of classical charm, and from time to time, he could see some maidservants in skirts rushing by in the garden, and saluted timidly when they saw men .
Ye Qingxi didn't think there were too many maidservants, but the man in front of him frowned slightly.
These little monsters are simply to see that human beings are about to become lawless!He didn't even do the work at hand, and came to the garden to see his precious human beings.
It's his too!The man, that is, Zhao Yunjun, was grinding his teeth secretly, thinking about how many months to deduct these maidservants for a while.
Ye Qingxi didn't know it at all, and was still moaning.Looking at the style of clothing, he could probably tell that this should be an era similar to the Tang Dynasty, what kind of virtue and ability is he!Neither a science student, who can remember all kinds of guns, machinery and various principles; nor a major in ancient Chinese, who can directly rely on the imperial examination to become a winner in life through hard work.
He is just a small civil servant who stays in a small county and works overtime from [-] to [-] every day. He has already forgotten all the art knowledge he learned, okay? He is not specializing in Chinese painting. These ancient painters are completely incomparable, and wanting to make money is simply asking for a dead end.
Just as Ye Qingxi was spinning all kinds of messy thoughts in his mind, the man in front had already stopped in his tracks.
Ye Qingxi was taken aback for a moment, then came back to his senses, quickly raised his head, and saw the room in front of him.
so big?Is it really an ancient toilet?However, this man looks either rich or expensive, the yard is also decorated with carved beams and painted pillars, and the toilet is bigger, is that normal?
Ye Qingxi followed the man in with doubts, sniffed, but there was no peculiar smell at all.
Originally, he had already prepared for the same or even worse than the dry toilets in the countryside. He also heard that some toilets were built on pigpens in ancient times.
But as soon as he got closer, there were several well-dressed maidservants inside, who quickly saluted when they saw the man.
No, why is there a maid in the toilet?
Ye Qingxi was full of question marks.
The man had already waved his hand, and the maidservants immediately put down the trays in their hands and left the room without a sound.
Ye Qingxi seemed to see the regretful eyes of those maidservants looking at him.
Pity?What is there to regret?
The man had already turned his head to look at Ye Qingxi, pointing to a round and hollow stool that looked like a toilet seat: "This is it."
Ye Qingxi was shocked, did people enjoy it like this in ancient times?
When Ye Qingxi walked closer, he still didn't smell any strange smell, and there was even a faint scent of unknown origin.
And there seems to be nothing under the toilet, it's clean, so all the previous filth has been cleaned up?Ye Qingxi breathed a sigh of relief, just about to pull up his pants, when he turned his head, he saw the man who was still standing aside.
Why is this still not leaving?
"Thank you, I'll go to the toilet first, you can leave now."
But the man remained motionless: "Lang Jun doesn't seem to understand much, I'm here to give you some advice."
"Your Majesty can just sit on it to go to the toilet, and you can use this silk to wipe it off when you're done, or there are also toilet chips here."
Ye Qingxi looked at the white, clean and soft silk cloth in the man's hand in disbelief, and the toilet chip that was the same as the wooden stick, she couldn't believe it.
Damn, is there no paper in this era?Or is paper expensive?
No, it can be wiped with silk. No matter how expensive paper is, can it be more expensive than silk?so rich!
But Ye Qingxi continued to chase people away: "I see, sir, you can go out, I'm not used to being watched."
Seeing Ye Qingxi's insistence, the man regretted in the end: "After going to the toilet, there is still water and bath beans for you to wash your hands. I won't change your clothes for now. I will change after you finish your morning food and wash your body."
After speaking, the man finally left the room.
Ye Qingxi: ...were all rich people in ancient times so extravagant?Going to the bathroom and changing clothes?
The author has something to say: It’s time to start a new article, and the little angels who left comments in this chapter have a red envelope.
This article is updated daily as much as possible, if you don’t update it, you will ask for leave.
The background of the times refers to the Tang Dynasty, but many of them are fictional.But this toilet is really not. In ancient times, there were those built on the pigsty, and there were also such ones where maids cleaned the toilet after using the toilet and waited for bathing and changing clothes.The reference book in this regard is "Tang Dynasty Crossing Guide", the book is very interesting, you can read it if you are interested.
But before he could react, he heard the sound of messy footsteps and the howling of various beasts.
The sound came from all directions, Ye Qingxi was terrified and quickly stood up enduring the pain, looked around, and saw countless pheasants, rabbits, and deer gathering towards him, there was no room for him to escape!
"Wow!" The ferocious roar of the tiger sounded instantly, and Ye Qingxi saw a huge tiger galloping in his direction, but in the blink of an eye, it had already arrived in front of him and rushed up!
Ye Qingxi's mind froze, and she fainted uncontrollably.
But before his consciousness completely disappeared, he seemed to see the tiger's big tongue, and a man in ancient costume?
Men in ancient costumes?Could it be that he entered a crew by mistake?Ye Qingxi finally thought of it.
Zhao Yunjun pulled away the big tiger who was madly licking humans, looked at the flushed skin on the other's handsome face, and murmured in his heart, isn't this too fragile?
But this full of saliva is really disgusting!Zhao Yunjun turned his head and gave the big tiger a hard look. The big tiger flinched instantly, squatting on the spot like a little daughter-in-law, not daring to move, even the big tail curled up beside him.
With a light wave of Zhao Yunjun's hand, the saliva on the face of the man lying on the grass disappeared without a trace, as if the saliva had never existed.Even the red marks from being licked on the face disappeared, and the cheeks became fair again.
A smile appeared on Zhao Yunjun's face, he stretched out his hand and carefully embraced the strangely dressed human being in his arms, leaned close to the other's chest, and smelled the long-lost familiar smell of human beings.
This is such a pure human taste that can only be found in the long-standing memory of inheritance.
It's not like the hybrids of human beings and monsters nowadays, who are all contaminated with all kinds of disgusting monster flavors.
Thinking of this, Zhao Yunjun frowned in disgust, then looked at the person in his arms, with a smile on his face.
At this moment, the sound of hooves finally approached: "Erlang! How did you run so fast? Is there any animal that attracted you?"
When the man in beard approached, he hurriedly braked the horse's reins, causing the horse's half-height to rise high, before the front hooves fell to the ground.
The man took a closer look, then took a sniff, his eyes brightened instantly: "Pure-bred humans! How can there be humans here? Didn't those people drive away the idlers?"
Zhao Yunjun ignored the man, and turned on his white BMW neatly, and disappeared in front of the man in the blink of an eye while hugging the human.
"Hey! Erlang, do you want to eat alone?" the man shouted angrily.
Seeing that his master was gone, the big tiger didn't care that there was a stupid monster beside him, so the wind was blowing under his feet, trying to keep up with his master's magnificent BMW by virtue of his monster power.
Ye Qingxi woke up again, and saw the gorgeous curtain in front of her at a glance.
Isn't his house such a gorgeous decoration?wrong!How did he remember that he was surrounded by a group of animals before!And there was a tiger pounced on him!
Ye Qingxi immediately sat up, reached out and touched his face, it was smooth and delicate, without any scars.
Is he dreaming?
Ye Qingxi touched it back and forth in disbelief, and finally believed that she escaped from the claws of a tiger without any injuries!
No, where is he now?Wasn't it just a dream?Ye Qingxi suddenly looked around, and suddenly saw the low furniture not far away, and the height of the bed under her was not right.
And these are all antique solid wood!Even the windows!
But before Ye Qingxi thought about it, the door of his room was opened with a "click", a man dressed in a purple round neck shirt and robe, a flat headband, a leather belt around his waist, and leather boots approached from outside.
The strong sunlight shone in from behind him, making it impossible for Ye Qingxi to see the man's face clearly.
But this outfit, and the furniture around here, isn't it?Did he cross over? !
Damn, in this era when crossing has become a rotten street, he actually caught the last train of crossing?But he doesn't want to time travel at all!What's so good about ancient times?There is nothing he wants, all kinds of different aspects, the most important thing is no internet, no computer and mobile phone, how does this make him live?
Ye Qingxi twisted his arm fiercely, and the sudden pain hit him, making him realize the fact that he was not dreaming!
Seeing Ye Qingxi's action, the man froze for a moment, then frowned and said, "Why did you suddenly hit me so hard? Is there something wrong?"
It was only at this time that Ye Qingxi saw clearly the face of the man who was already standing in front of his bed, and was stunned for a moment.
How is it that he is favored by the gods to have such a handsome appearance?With sword eyebrows and star eyes, a straight nose, and a mouth full of sweetness, it looks like a person walking out of a painting.
But at this moment, Ye Qingxi suddenly felt a tightness in his lower abdomen.Cough cough, it's not that he got into a rut after looking at the handsome guy's face like a beast, but that he wants to go to the bathroom!
As a good young man who got up early every day and went to the bathroom, although he didn't know why he fell asleep and fell asleep, but now he really wanted to go to the bathroom.
But looking at this handsome guy, Ye Qingxi really couldn't speak.
Perhaps seeing Ye Qingxi's embarrassment, the man immediately soothed his expression, and said softly: "Do you want to freshen up? Or do you want to go to the toilet?"
Ye Qingxi blushed, and quickly said: "Go to the toilet."
The man smiled and stretched out his hand to hold Ye Qingxi's arm, helping him to sit on the side of the bed, reached out to pick up the shoes that had been prepared, and put them on for Ye Qingxi with his own hands.
Ye Qingxi: ...Damn it, what virtue and ability is he!To let such a handsome guy put on shoes for him himself!
Ahem, but as he approached, Ye Qingxi smelled the faint scent of the other person, which was soft and intoxicating, so he couldn't help but take another breath.
Ye Qingxi, who doesn't understand spices, doesn't know what the smell is, but it smells really good.
From the corner of his eye, he saw deer and various flowers and plants embroidered on the hem of the purple shirt and robe on the man's body. There was a silkworm-like thing hanging on the leather belt around his waist, and a jade pendant whose shape was not clear.
But Ye Qingxi didn't have time to look at it, and was already helped up by the man.They all stood up, and he was embarrassed to let the other person help him, and immediately broke free from the man's hand: "Just tell me where I am."
The man smiled and said, "I'll just take you there myself."
Ye Qingxi had no choice but to follow the man out of the house.
As soon as he went out, Ye Qingxi saw white walls and red tiles all over his eyes, and even the garden outside was full of classical charm, and from time to time, he could see some maidservants in skirts rushing by in the garden, and saluted timidly when they saw men .
Ye Qingxi didn't think there were too many maidservants, but the man in front of him frowned slightly.
These little monsters are simply to see that human beings are about to become lawless!He didn't even do the work at hand, and came to the garden to see his precious human beings.
It's his too!The man, that is, Zhao Yunjun, was grinding his teeth secretly, thinking about how many months to deduct these maidservants for a while.
Ye Qingxi didn't know it at all, and was still moaning.Looking at the style of clothing, he could probably tell that this should be an era similar to the Tang Dynasty, what kind of virtue and ability is he!Neither a science student, who can remember all kinds of guns, machinery and various principles; nor a major in ancient Chinese, who can directly rely on the imperial examination to become a winner in life through hard work.
He is just a small civil servant who stays in a small county and works overtime from [-] to [-] every day. He has already forgotten all the art knowledge he learned, okay? He is not specializing in Chinese painting. These ancient painters are completely incomparable, and wanting to make money is simply asking for a dead end.
Just as Ye Qingxi was spinning all kinds of messy thoughts in his mind, the man in front had already stopped in his tracks.
Ye Qingxi was taken aback for a moment, then came back to his senses, quickly raised his head, and saw the room in front of him.
so big?Is it really an ancient toilet?However, this man looks either rich or expensive, the yard is also decorated with carved beams and painted pillars, and the toilet is bigger, is that normal?
Ye Qingxi followed the man in with doubts, sniffed, but there was no peculiar smell at all.
Originally, he had already prepared for the same or even worse than the dry toilets in the countryside. He also heard that some toilets were built on pigpens in ancient times.
But as soon as he got closer, there were several well-dressed maidservants inside, who quickly saluted when they saw the man.
No, why is there a maid in the toilet?
Ye Qingxi was full of question marks.
The man had already waved his hand, and the maidservants immediately put down the trays in their hands and left the room without a sound.
Ye Qingxi seemed to see the regretful eyes of those maidservants looking at him.
Pity?What is there to regret?
The man had already turned his head to look at Ye Qingxi, pointing to a round and hollow stool that looked like a toilet seat: "This is it."
Ye Qingxi was shocked, did people enjoy it like this in ancient times?
When Ye Qingxi walked closer, he still didn't smell any strange smell, and there was even a faint scent of unknown origin.
And there seems to be nothing under the toilet, it's clean, so all the previous filth has been cleaned up?Ye Qingxi breathed a sigh of relief, just about to pull up his pants, when he turned his head, he saw the man who was still standing aside.
Why is this still not leaving?
"Thank you, I'll go to the toilet first, you can leave now."
But the man remained motionless: "Lang Jun doesn't seem to understand much, I'm here to give you some advice."
"Your Majesty can just sit on it to go to the toilet, and you can use this silk to wipe it off when you're done, or there are also toilet chips here."
Ye Qingxi looked at the white, clean and soft silk cloth in the man's hand in disbelief, and the toilet chip that was the same as the wooden stick, she couldn't believe it.
Damn, is there no paper in this era?Or is paper expensive?
No, it can be wiped with silk. No matter how expensive paper is, can it be more expensive than silk?so rich!
But Ye Qingxi continued to chase people away: "I see, sir, you can go out, I'm not used to being watched."
Seeing Ye Qingxi's insistence, the man regretted in the end: "After going to the toilet, there is still water and bath beans for you to wash your hands. I won't change your clothes for now. I will change after you finish your morning food and wash your body."
After speaking, the man finally left the room.
Ye Qingxi: ...were all rich people in ancient times so extravagant?Going to the bathroom and changing clothes?
The author has something to say: It’s time to start a new article, and the little angels who left comments in this chapter have a red envelope.
This article is updated daily as much as possible, if you don’t update it, you will ask for leave.
The background of the times refers to the Tang Dynasty, but many of them are fictional.But this toilet is really not. In ancient times, there were those built on the pigsty, and there were also such ones where maids cleaned the toilet after using the toilet and waited for bathing and changing clothes.The reference book in this regard is "Tang Dynasty Crossing Guide", the book is very interesting, you can read it if you are interested.
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