[Black Basket] Virtue Cultivation Manual
Chapter 15:
Shuli thinks that Huoshen's house can be described as "although a sparrow is small, it has all five internal organs". It has a living room, kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, study and dining room.As for why Shuli knew what each room was used for, it was all thanks to Vulcan, a big boy with no intentions, who opened the doors of each room!Fortunately, he doesn't usually live at home, he only comes back to stay for two days on weekends, and the room is relatively clean.
So the few people took off their shoes and entered the house without much hesitation.The living room of Huoshen's house is large and well lit.Shuli looked at the clean floor and said jokingly, "Who is that, yes, I don't know the name yet, your floor can be used as a mirror."
Vulcan's head was full of black lines and said: "I don't call that person, I have a name."
Shuli immediately turned to Midorima, who pushed his glasses and said calmly, "Vulcan is bigger than me."
"I didn't know your name last time, so... can I call you Vulcan? I'm too lazy to add another character." Shuli's tone was very sincere.
"Whatever, okay, come in and sit down." Vulcan didn't bother with Shuli, and the others had been asked by Shuli more or less, so they didn't care about it.
Then a small and trembling voice rang out: "Excuse me, Lord Vulcan, do you still have slippers at home?"
Everyone turned their heads together, only to realize that the Twelve Gods were also there!
"Hey, are the little twelve gods here too?" Huang Lai looked terrified.
"Is there anyone who has a lower sense of existence than Heizi..." Vulcan said this subconsciously, and then said firmly when the smile on Twelve God's faces could no longer hold, "No more."
"What kind of slippers are you wearing? Are you disliking Vulcan for not cleaning the floor cleanly or something? Even our little green, who has a cleanliness, came in barefoot." Shuli's tone was slightly impatient and disgusted, making him feel uncomfortable. The Twelve Gods were speechless.
Midorima, who was shot, expressed his desire to strangle Shuri to death.
When everyone entered the room, the Twelve Gods were still standing at the door, hesitant.Akashi said lightly, "Don't stand still, come in quickly."
Ziyuan also said while eating snacks: "Ming girl, do you like to stand? Hey tree girl, you don't want to eat all that delicious stick!"
Juli also generously gave Ziyuan all the delicious sticks, and went to eat buttered popcorn by himself.
Ziyuan instantly felt that the tree was like an angel!
"I said you guys just plan to eat a snack like this and be done?" Qingfeng looked at Ziyuan and Shuli who were sitting on the floor eating happily, and went to grab a pack of beef jerky.
"Why don't we play cards, anyway." Ziyuan suggested excitedly.
"Do you still have time to play?" Luma asked bluntly with a cold snort.
"How can we play without cards?" Vulcan asked with a troubled face while scratching his hair.
"You... your family? You don't live alone?" Shu Li quickly grasped a non-essential point.
Midorima slapped Shuli on the head and reprimanded her displeasedly: "It's just a personal pronoun, why do you care so much, eat your jelly."
Shu Li puffed his cheeks and said nothing.
At this time, Twelve Gods stood up shaking their legs and said in a voice so small that no one else could hear them, "If you don't have a card, why don't I go buy it..."
Shuli wondered if the manager of the basketball team had Parkinson's syndrome, or why he was always shaking.
Vulcan waved his hand and said carelessly, "You don't know where the convenience store is, so I'll just go."
Then everyone heard an exclamation from the entrance: "Heizi, when did you follow me!"
Heizi said in a calm tone, "I've always been behind you, and I'm your shadow, Lord Vulcan."
"Please don't be so scary!" Vulcan complained dissatisfied.
Shuli suddenly realized, "No wonder I only saw four people in the second half, and I forgot about Heizi." Then she turned to look at everyone and asked innocently, "Do you know how Vulcan's eyebrows grow?" Is it?"
Since Vulcan and Heizi's cards hadn't been bought yet, the few remaining people started chatting.While eating, Ziyuan asked Shuli: "Shu girl, please leave me your phone number and let's go eat delicious food together next time!"
Shuli reported a series of numbers very happily, after Ziyuan dialed it on his mobile phone, Shuli glanced at it and hung up.
"Aren't you going to save it?" Ziyuan looked at Shuli pitifully and put the phone aside.
"I remember it. How troublesome it is to save the phone number." Shu Li said nonchalantly.
Ziyuan found it incredible, he widened his eyes and said: "Then you recite my mobile phone number!"
Shuli recited a string of numbers without thinking about it, and Ziyuan checked his phone number, and sure enough, there was nothing wrong with it.
"Xiao Shuli, have you memorized every number because you don't want to save it?" Kise asked with some dark lines.
Shuri nodded.
With the beef jerky in his mouth, Qingfeng said unconvinced: "Then you memorize the numbers of Midorima and Takao."
At the same time, Qingfeng took the mobile phone to check the number.Still not bad at all.And Shuli almost memorized it without even thinking about it.
"Shuli is extremely sensitive to numbers." Midorima said, pushing his eyes.
"By the way, I don't have Xiaoshuli's phone number yet, Xiaoshuli tell me quickly!" Kise took out his phone and asked impatiently.
"Let Murasakihara send it to you, I'm too lazy to memorize it." Shuri rolled his eyes and leaned against Murasakihara.
Huang Lai twitched the corners of her mouth, wanting to cry, "Xiao Shuli, you have the skills to say that sentence just now, and you can recite your mobile phone number three times!"
Juli sat up helplessly, snatched Kise's mobile phone and dialed his own number, then hung up after glancing at the number after dialing.
Qingfeng thinks these people are really boring and remember their mobile phone numbers, making it seem like they don't see each other all day.
Akashi didn't say anything while watching his team members making a fuss, but just turned on the TV and watched the economic program.
Then Vulcan and Heizi came back, carrying a bag of fruit and drinks in addition to the cards in their hands.
"Ahhh there's no Coke!!" Juli rummaged through the bag and was disappointed to find that her favorite Coke wasn't there.
"Terashima, you like to drink Coke. I still have it in the refrigerator, waiting for me to get it for you." Vulcan quickly took out two cans of Coke from the refrigerator and handed them to Shuli.
"Thank you!" Juli happily took it, then skillfully pulled the ring and started drinking.
The Twelve Gods held a can of juice and asked Vulcan hesitantly: "Mr. Vulcan, um, do you have a cup? It's a bit unsightly to drink like this..." As she spoke, she glanced at the somewhat bold tree that she drank intentionally or unintentionally. inside.
Shuli snorted coldly in his heart, and complained in his heart, "What's so hypocritical".
"What are you being hypocritical about?" Qingfeng murmured softly in the tree.She looked at Qingfeng with a "hero sees the same" eyes, which happened to collide with Qingfeng's gaze.
Qingfeng thinks that the way Shuli smiles at him and shows two rows of neat little white teeth is so damn pretty.
Midorima had a panoramic view of everything but remained calm.After all, it's not easy for Akashi to say much here.
Vulcan didn't think much about it, he just thought that Twelve Gods were really a force, and went to get her a glass.
The tree felt that Vulcan was teasing the Twelve Gods, because the big beer glass he brought made the Twelve Gods look like a tease, and a bottle of juice was only half full.For this tree, I just want to say, girl, are you still playing with your elegance?
When playing cards, Shuli ate shredded squid and didn't participate because it was too tiring to draw and throw cards.
But she couldn't bear it in the end.I don't know if it's Qingfeng's IQ problem or if everyone gangs up to bully him, but he loses every time, and the previous rule is that whoever loses will put a note on his face.
Aomine Murasakibara and Kise were left in this round, and Vulcan was holding a note on the side and was going to post one for Aomine when he lost.
Qingfeng's expression was a bit solemn, he lost so badly that he had to be vigilant!
"Tsk." Shuli walked behind Qingfeng and looked at his cards, the drooping hair brushed against Qingfeng's neck, making him tremble unconsciously.
Shuli squeezed to sit between Qingfeng and Lujian, she looked at Qingfeng's face and said with great sympathy: "Look at your black and white face."
Then he snatched the cards from his hand.From just now, she has been staring at the cards played by everyone, and then she quickly counted the remaining cards in Kise and Murasakihara's hands, and then calculated her chances of winning.She thought with great emotion that Qingfeng was just stupid, nothing else, if this card was in her hand, it would be her turn to post notes for others.
Everyone except Midorima stared dumbfounded at the way Juri played out the cards three times, five times and two times in a gesture of overwhelming momentum, even Akashi watched over, Murasakihara and Kise were completely dumbfounded.
Qingfeng was also dumbfounded, what is this?I was helped by a woman?
"It doesn't count, it doesn't count! How can Xiao Shuli help Xiao Qingfeng!" Huang Lai resisted unconvinced.
"That's right, tree girl, you are biased!" Ziyuan was not happy either.
"If it doesn't count, it doesn't count, let's do it again!" Shuli poked at Luma, and Luma calmly began to shuffle the cards.
The Twelve Gods also reached out to take a pile of cards and prepared to shuffle them, but the girl's hands were shaking too much and all the cards fell to the ground.
Kise, who was sitting next to her, said "Little Twelve Gods, why are you so careless" while helping her pick up the cards.
Juli turned his head away and said to Midorima in a voice that everyone could hear: "Midori, tell Akashi for me that his team manager seems to have Parkinson's syndrome, you can ask her if she needs treatment, I will come to me Dad contacted a specialist to give her treatment, you can't give up the treatment." There was infinite pity in his tone.
"Hahahahahaha!" Everyone laughed together, and the twelve gods blushed and looked at everyone anxiously.
Midorima said very calmly: "You first pour out the bed and then talk about it."
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, your mouth is so cheap!" Qingfeng leaned on the shoulder of the tree and laughed out of breath.
"I told you last time that you are so heavy, don't press me down anymore!" Shuli pushed Qingfeng away in protest.
"Squeeze it and you won't get pregnant!" Qingfeng said without holding back.
"What if!" Shu Li retorted not to be outdone.
The atmosphere was silent for a few seconds, Aomine and Juli looked at the other people who were watching the two of them quarreling dumbly, and then closed their mouths as if nothing had happened in their complicated eyes.
Qingfeng also asked in a rough voice: "What are you looking at, have you shuffled the cards?!"
Fuck, you two's expressions are changing too quickly, are you planning to win an Oscar?Everyone complained inwardly.In fact, they still had a question in their minds, but they didn't ask because Midorima was here.
They wanted to ask: Qingfeng, when did you and Shuli get close enough to call each other by their first names?
On the surface, Midorima was still calm and calm, but Akashi noticed sharply that his knuckles were turning white while holding a portable fire hydrant.
He couldn't help sighing: Shintaro, your lucky item is getting more and more weird.
So the few people took off their shoes and entered the house without much hesitation.The living room of Huoshen's house is large and well lit.Shuli looked at the clean floor and said jokingly, "Who is that, yes, I don't know the name yet, your floor can be used as a mirror."
Vulcan's head was full of black lines and said: "I don't call that person, I have a name."
Shuli immediately turned to Midorima, who pushed his glasses and said calmly, "Vulcan is bigger than me."
"I didn't know your name last time, so... can I call you Vulcan? I'm too lazy to add another character." Shuli's tone was very sincere.
"Whatever, okay, come in and sit down." Vulcan didn't bother with Shuli, and the others had been asked by Shuli more or less, so they didn't care about it.
Then a small and trembling voice rang out: "Excuse me, Lord Vulcan, do you still have slippers at home?"
Everyone turned their heads together, only to realize that the Twelve Gods were also there!
"Hey, are the little twelve gods here too?" Huang Lai looked terrified.
"Is there anyone who has a lower sense of existence than Heizi..." Vulcan said this subconsciously, and then said firmly when the smile on Twelve God's faces could no longer hold, "No more."
"What kind of slippers are you wearing? Are you disliking Vulcan for not cleaning the floor cleanly or something? Even our little green, who has a cleanliness, came in barefoot." Shuli's tone was slightly impatient and disgusted, making him feel uncomfortable. The Twelve Gods were speechless.
Midorima, who was shot, expressed his desire to strangle Shuri to death.
When everyone entered the room, the Twelve Gods were still standing at the door, hesitant.Akashi said lightly, "Don't stand still, come in quickly."
Ziyuan also said while eating snacks: "Ming girl, do you like to stand? Hey tree girl, you don't want to eat all that delicious stick!"
Juli also generously gave Ziyuan all the delicious sticks, and went to eat buttered popcorn by himself.
Ziyuan instantly felt that the tree was like an angel!
"I said you guys just plan to eat a snack like this and be done?" Qingfeng looked at Ziyuan and Shuli who were sitting on the floor eating happily, and went to grab a pack of beef jerky.
"Why don't we play cards, anyway." Ziyuan suggested excitedly.
"Do you still have time to play?" Luma asked bluntly with a cold snort.
"How can we play without cards?" Vulcan asked with a troubled face while scratching his hair.
"You... your family? You don't live alone?" Shu Li quickly grasped a non-essential point.
Midorima slapped Shuli on the head and reprimanded her displeasedly: "It's just a personal pronoun, why do you care so much, eat your jelly."
Shu Li puffed his cheeks and said nothing.
At this time, Twelve Gods stood up shaking their legs and said in a voice so small that no one else could hear them, "If you don't have a card, why don't I go buy it..."
Shuli wondered if the manager of the basketball team had Parkinson's syndrome, or why he was always shaking.
Vulcan waved his hand and said carelessly, "You don't know where the convenience store is, so I'll just go."
Then everyone heard an exclamation from the entrance: "Heizi, when did you follow me!"
Heizi said in a calm tone, "I've always been behind you, and I'm your shadow, Lord Vulcan."
"Please don't be so scary!" Vulcan complained dissatisfied.
Shuli suddenly realized, "No wonder I only saw four people in the second half, and I forgot about Heizi." Then she turned to look at everyone and asked innocently, "Do you know how Vulcan's eyebrows grow?" Is it?"
Since Vulcan and Heizi's cards hadn't been bought yet, the few remaining people started chatting.While eating, Ziyuan asked Shuli: "Shu girl, please leave me your phone number and let's go eat delicious food together next time!"
Shuli reported a series of numbers very happily, after Ziyuan dialed it on his mobile phone, Shuli glanced at it and hung up.
"Aren't you going to save it?" Ziyuan looked at Shuli pitifully and put the phone aside.
"I remember it. How troublesome it is to save the phone number." Shu Li said nonchalantly.
Ziyuan found it incredible, he widened his eyes and said: "Then you recite my mobile phone number!"
Shuli recited a string of numbers without thinking about it, and Ziyuan checked his phone number, and sure enough, there was nothing wrong with it.
"Xiao Shuli, have you memorized every number because you don't want to save it?" Kise asked with some dark lines.
Shuri nodded.
With the beef jerky in his mouth, Qingfeng said unconvinced: "Then you memorize the numbers of Midorima and Takao."
At the same time, Qingfeng took the mobile phone to check the number.Still not bad at all.And Shuli almost memorized it without even thinking about it.
"Shuli is extremely sensitive to numbers." Midorima said, pushing his eyes.
"By the way, I don't have Xiaoshuli's phone number yet, Xiaoshuli tell me quickly!" Kise took out his phone and asked impatiently.
"Let Murasakihara send it to you, I'm too lazy to memorize it." Shuri rolled his eyes and leaned against Murasakihara.
Huang Lai twitched the corners of her mouth, wanting to cry, "Xiao Shuli, you have the skills to say that sentence just now, and you can recite your mobile phone number three times!"
Juli sat up helplessly, snatched Kise's mobile phone and dialed his own number, then hung up after glancing at the number after dialing.
Qingfeng thinks these people are really boring and remember their mobile phone numbers, making it seem like they don't see each other all day.
Akashi didn't say anything while watching his team members making a fuss, but just turned on the TV and watched the economic program.
Then Vulcan and Heizi came back, carrying a bag of fruit and drinks in addition to the cards in their hands.
"Ahhh there's no Coke!!" Juli rummaged through the bag and was disappointed to find that her favorite Coke wasn't there.
"Terashima, you like to drink Coke. I still have it in the refrigerator, waiting for me to get it for you." Vulcan quickly took out two cans of Coke from the refrigerator and handed them to Shuli.
"Thank you!" Juli happily took it, then skillfully pulled the ring and started drinking.
The Twelve Gods held a can of juice and asked Vulcan hesitantly: "Mr. Vulcan, um, do you have a cup? It's a bit unsightly to drink like this..." As she spoke, she glanced at the somewhat bold tree that she drank intentionally or unintentionally. inside.
Shuli snorted coldly in his heart, and complained in his heart, "What's so hypocritical".
"What are you being hypocritical about?" Qingfeng murmured softly in the tree.She looked at Qingfeng with a "hero sees the same" eyes, which happened to collide with Qingfeng's gaze.
Qingfeng thinks that the way Shuli smiles at him and shows two rows of neat little white teeth is so damn pretty.
Midorima had a panoramic view of everything but remained calm.After all, it's not easy for Akashi to say much here.
Vulcan didn't think much about it, he just thought that Twelve Gods were really a force, and went to get her a glass.
The tree felt that Vulcan was teasing the Twelve Gods, because the big beer glass he brought made the Twelve Gods look like a tease, and a bottle of juice was only half full.For this tree, I just want to say, girl, are you still playing with your elegance?
When playing cards, Shuli ate shredded squid and didn't participate because it was too tiring to draw and throw cards.
But she couldn't bear it in the end.I don't know if it's Qingfeng's IQ problem or if everyone gangs up to bully him, but he loses every time, and the previous rule is that whoever loses will put a note on his face.
Aomine Murasakibara and Kise were left in this round, and Vulcan was holding a note on the side and was going to post one for Aomine when he lost.
Qingfeng's expression was a bit solemn, he lost so badly that he had to be vigilant!
"Tsk." Shuli walked behind Qingfeng and looked at his cards, the drooping hair brushed against Qingfeng's neck, making him tremble unconsciously.
Shuli squeezed to sit between Qingfeng and Lujian, she looked at Qingfeng's face and said with great sympathy: "Look at your black and white face."
Then he snatched the cards from his hand.From just now, she has been staring at the cards played by everyone, and then she quickly counted the remaining cards in Kise and Murasakihara's hands, and then calculated her chances of winning.She thought with great emotion that Qingfeng was just stupid, nothing else, if this card was in her hand, it would be her turn to post notes for others.
Everyone except Midorima stared dumbfounded at the way Juri played out the cards three times, five times and two times in a gesture of overwhelming momentum, even Akashi watched over, Murasakihara and Kise were completely dumbfounded.
Qingfeng was also dumbfounded, what is this?I was helped by a woman?
"It doesn't count, it doesn't count! How can Xiao Shuli help Xiao Qingfeng!" Huang Lai resisted unconvinced.
"That's right, tree girl, you are biased!" Ziyuan was not happy either.
"If it doesn't count, it doesn't count, let's do it again!" Shuli poked at Luma, and Luma calmly began to shuffle the cards.
The Twelve Gods also reached out to take a pile of cards and prepared to shuffle them, but the girl's hands were shaking too much and all the cards fell to the ground.
Kise, who was sitting next to her, said "Little Twelve Gods, why are you so careless" while helping her pick up the cards.
Juli turned his head away and said to Midorima in a voice that everyone could hear: "Midori, tell Akashi for me that his team manager seems to have Parkinson's syndrome, you can ask her if she needs treatment, I will come to me Dad contacted a specialist to give her treatment, you can't give up the treatment." There was infinite pity in his tone.
"Hahahahahaha!" Everyone laughed together, and the twelve gods blushed and looked at everyone anxiously.
Midorima said very calmly: "You first pour out the bed and then talk about it."
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, your mouth is so cheap!" Qingfeng leaned on the shoulder of the tree and laughed out of breath.
"I told you last time that you are so heavy, don't press me down anymore!" Shuli pushed Qingfeng away in protest.
"Squeeze it and you won't get pregnant!" Qingfeng said without holding back.
"What if!" Shu Li retorted not to be outdone.
The atmosphere was silent for a few seconds, Aomine and Juli looked at the other people who were watching the two of them quarreling dumbly, and then closed their mouths as if nothing had happened in their complicated eyes.
Qingfeng also asked in a rough voice: "What are you looking at, have you shuffled the cards?!"
Fuck, you two's expressions are changing too quickly, are you planning to win an Oscar?Everyone complained inwardly.In fact, they still had a question in their minds, but they didn't ask because Midorima was here.
They wanted to ask: Qingfeng, when did you and Shuli get close enough to call each other by their first names?
On the surface, Midorima was still calm and calm, but Akashi noticed sharply that his knuckles were turning white while holding a portable fire hydrant.
He couldn't help sighing: Shintaro, your lucky item is getting more and more weird.
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