I heard I'm a scumbag

【I gave it all to you.Why don't you have a willing expression? ] The schadenfreude in the system sound is completely undisguised.

"Your medicine doesn't have any side effects, right?" Gu Zhijian held the white pill in her hand.

【Produced by the system, there is absolutely no side effect, if you do not lift for thirty to nine days, it will definitely not fail in the second? Ten? Nine days! 】

"Hehe, then I really want to thank you."

Gu Zhijian took the pill, it didn't taste bad, physically? There was no discomfort, but he felt inexplicably miserable.

Wu Shun came in after finishing his work. He had just been sent by Gu Zhijian to deliver a letter to him.

Gu Zhijian was feeling sad for her great sacrifice, "How is it?"

"My lord, I did as you ordered."

He replied respectfully. In reality, all kinds of contempt in his heart, that is, relying on their Majesty's villain to succeed, he even ordered him to deliver the letter just now. If he meets Lin Ke? Or his book boy, he must pretend You don't have to look at them as if you haven't seen them, and you don't have to deliver the letter in your hand, just throw it on the ground.

Wu Shun already knew what his master's virtues were. He probably wanted to humiliate Lin Keji this time. Since he changed from a poor boy to a rich master, he spent money like this. It's not uncommon to humiliate others.

He yawned. In his heart, he wished he could grow wings and fly directly to the palace.

If he was by the emperor's side, as the emperor's personal entourage, he must have been appreciated by the emperor and became a high-ranking official. Now he can only pretend to be a? Work here.

In fact, he even wished that Gu Zhijian had some unruly intentions, so that he could ask the emperor for credit, instead of asking him every time the emperor came, he could only talk about trivial things Better to annoy the emperor.

But? It's Gu Zhijian? People are cowardly and bad, and they don't dare to do anything against the emperor. What bad things do they do? It's similar to what the emperor usually does in Gu Zhijian's body. It's nothing more than bullying and bullying. Going to brothels to molested flower girls and the like made the emperor very unhappy every time Wu Shun told the emperor about Gu Zhijian's bad deeds.

Wu Shun lacked a string in his head, too? He wondered why the emperor was not happy.

Gu Zhijian knew it, because the emperor felt that he had been connoted.

As soon as the emperor passed through, he said to the emperor: "Gu Zhijian went to the brothel to listen to the song when she had nothing to do, and every time she always touched the girl's waist, she was a pervert..."

After finally being able to use her strong body, she was about to go to the brothel to listen? Qu'er, not only wanted to touch the girl's waist, but also wanted to explore the deeper mysteries of life, the emperor: "..."

After enjoying the flower girl in the brothel, the emperor organized his speech for a long time, and then began to say: "Gu Zhijian spent the money you gave him, squandered it, and spent money to teach him? Dog barking, such a corrupt and depraved character Good people should..."

Not only let people imitate the dog barking, but also let the slaves in the palace eat shit because they are curious about whether people eat shit forever. Emperor: ...I was offended.

Finally, the emperor walked around for an afternoon and was in a good mood, but he heard Wu Shun next to him scribbling like a mosquito, talking about things that seemed to him the size of a sesame seed. No wonder the emperor was happy. !

But because Wu Shun was really loyal to him, he was too lazy to arrange for someone to come in, and every time he listened halfway through, he began to shut him up impatiently.

Gu Zhijian pretended not to see his dissatisfaction, and smilingly found another servant to reward Wu Shun with a piece of cloth that the original owner had bought before. The color was ugly but the fabric was good.

Wu Shun held the cloth, thinking he didn't like it at all, but he still wanted to pretend to be happy.

Seeing that he was so happy, Gu Zhijian was very gracious enough to let him greet guests with clothes made of this cloth in the future, and let him go down to rest.

Wu Shun gritted his teeth and responded, turned around and left without wanting to stay for a moment.

Gu Zhijian looked at the half-sized boy who was helping him with the cloth, and yawned, "I'm very bored today, what skills do you have? Show off your hands and make me feel bored."

This boy is only ten, fifteen or six years old. He has just entered the mansion for half a month. He looks very pleasant. Hearing Gu Zhijian's question, he immediately patted his chest and said, "The young one can have good eyesight." , you can hit the bull's-eye with a bow and arrow at fifty paces."

"Oh?" Gu Zhijian became interested, "I didn't expect you to have such an ability. It's interesting. What's your name?"

"Little Yao."

Then he took him out of the house, "Why don't you shoot a bird with the stones in the yard today and let's play?"

"Yes." Master ordered, Yao Ah obediently picked up a round stone from the ground, and began to look at the birds in the sky looking for the target he wanted to shoot.

Gu Zhijian told him beside him: "Don't get shot to death, then I won't be able to play anymore, it's better not to get hurt, I like smart and lively, just the white one, fat and white, look ?It's majestic..."

Listening to Gu Zhijian's instructions, Yao A found the bird he was looking for, stretched his wrist, pinched the stone firmly with his fingers, and flexibly threw it at the target relying on his wrist, the stone flew into the sky according to the routine, Steadily shot it in the wing, and the fat, white dove tipped and fell.

This pigeon seems to be quite energetic, it thrashed hard on the ground twice and was about to fly again, but it was caught by Gu Zhijian.

Yao A stepped forward to look at it, his face was a little bit bad, and he said awkwardly: "Master, this pigeon is a carrier pigeon, and there is a small note on its leg! Let's let it go." ?”

"Why did you let it go, huh? I see? This pigeon is fat and fat, why don't you call the cook over, my master wants to drink pigeon soup tonight!"

"But? It's..." Yao Ah hesitated to speak, but because of his status, he went to the backyard to call the cook.

When he brought Chef Zhang over, Gu Zhijian was just pulling leaves from the tree bored.

"Master, bring you back the cook? Here it comes...Hey, where is the pigeon?"

"I just thought about it, and what you said makes sense, so I let it go."

Recognized? Yao A was very happy, "Then I'll shoot some other birds for fun..."

"No need, playing with birds? It's not interesting, but shooting birds seems to be quite interesting. You teach me how to shoot things, and I will be able to shoot a king of beasts for fun in the future."

Yao A just thought he was joking, "Master wants to learn? Of course the young one is willing to teach, but the young one is not good at skills, so it's better to avoid shooting tigers."

Lin Ke looked at the piece of paper, and doubts arose in his heart: According to the memory of his previous life, Gu Zhijian should be impatient to use money to threaten him tonight, why did he write such a piece of paper? Article?

This note is also strange, Gu Zhijian is a very face-saving person, if he writes, he will use expensive paper to show his wealth, but this paper is torn from an anthology of poetry somewhere of.

And that boy? It's very strange. He didn't try his best to deliver the letter to the master. Why did he throw it away on the way instead?

His doubts turned in his mind for a while, but he didn't say it in the end.

Liang Sheng was still sick at home, so he couldn't go to Gu's house, lest he would anger Gu Zhijian and make their situation even more difficult.

Now that he hasn't turned his back on Gu Zhijian, if he copied the book, he should be able to sell it.

He found his own students, a dozen or so young men heard that his friends were ill, and even though they were not rich, they all volunteered to copy books to help, which was similar to the previous life.

Lin Ke couldn't wait to look at these students, and he still felt a little sour in his heart. These young people were full of enthusiasm. Even after careful consideration, they entered the militia barracks. In Zhijian, that despicable villain ended up being murdered, how can people not hate him.

In this life, after the group of militiamen came, he would rise to a high position earlier than in the previous life, kill Gu Zhijian, and wipe out the roots!

Lin Keji was thinking about all kinds of things here, while copying books.He has been copying for a whole day, with dual purposes, but without delay, the sharpness of the pen is revealed without any concealment, and the student next to him is still a little puzzled: "Teacher, your handwriting seems to be in line with the It's not the same before...."

He came back to his senses and smiled at the students: "It seems that writing like this is more suitable for me."

The student nodded, "It really looks better than before!"

Lin Ke was about to say something when he saw his bookboy running in happily with a cloth bag, "My lord, the young man from Mr. Gu's family has brought money here!"

While running, he muttered: "It's a good thing it's not the boy from last time, or else I should have kept the money for myself."

Lin Ke couldn't help but frown, what kind of tricks is Gu Zhijian up to now?

He finished the money bag, which contained exactly ten taels of silver. He tightened the mouth of the money bag, and said to the book boy, "Then quickly go and invite a doctor to treat Liang Sheng..."

No matter what tricks Gu Zhijian played, the most important thing was to heal Liang Sheng first, even if Gu Zhijian still did not change his lust, he would come and cover it up!

After Yao An finished sending the money, he didn’t rush back. The master asked him to investigate where the wood was the best. He said he wanted to make bows and arrows. In fact, the master’s skills were not very good, but he firmly believed that it was because he didn’t have a good bow and arrow. Yao An had no choice but to go door to door? Where can I find the wood? The wood is good, because the master said that the wine is not afraid of deep alleys. Many good sellers are hidden very well and only those who are destined can find it.

The emperor opened his eyes and found that he was already in the house he bought for Gu Zhijian.

He was a little excited and asked Wu Shun to come over. He has been bored in the palace these days. Although the group of craftsmen built him a moon-watching tower two days ago, this moon-watching tower It was too high. When he looked at the moon at night, the cold wind gave him a headache, which made him uncomfortable for two days.

The emperor felt that he was so uncomfortable because the group of craftsmen had built the building too high, and angrily beheaded two craftsmen.

After beheading, he became even more angry, because the two craftsmen begged for mercy, saying that he told them to build the building as high as possible, preferably as close to the moon, that's why they built it so tall.

The emperor felt that he was being questioned, and was very upset, so he recruited the members of his family into official status and sold them into slavery.

Finally arrived in Gu Zhijian's body today? The emperor immediately finished planning his itinerary: go to the brothel!

You must know that because these two days are uncomfortable, the old emperor has no strength, and he has not had those beauties in the harem for several days.

Wu Shun ran over, the emperor agreed with him, Wu Shun's eyes lit up, and he immediately reported Gu Zhijian to the emperor about him.

"A few days ago, Gu Zhijian smashed a peddler's stuff because the peddler accidentally stepped on his foot. Do you think this person is relying on you to use chicken feathers as an arrow... ..."

The emperor was tidying himself up, and immediately became unhappy when he heard this: what is his order?

"...Gu Zhijian insulted a schoolboy two days ago to show off her prestige,"

The emperor yawned on the way to the brothel, and it was such a boring thing, but who made it here? He only arranged for one of his own people at the beginning, and he could only secretly decide that it would be useless in the future. He killed him, and he asked patiently, "Did Gu Zhijian do anything important recently?"

"Yes, yes!" Wu Shun said enthusiastically, "Gu Zhijian is in the yard recently? Practice shooting birds with stones..."

The emperor sighed, feeling that he couldn't help but kill him right now, such a trivial matter would give him a headache, "Shut up!"

He finally arrived at the entrance of the most famous brothel in the area. He asked Wu Shun to stay at the entrance, went in and threw a bag of silver to the bustard, and pointed to a pair of sisters dancing next to him, "These two plus you The most beautiful girl in the building will be sent to my room together!"

Before the bustard could speak, the pair of sisters spoke first, "This, this? guest officer, we two are acting as entertainers but not ourselves..."

The emperor glanced at them. They looked similar, but their temperaments were completely different. One was clear and cold, dressed in white, graceful and graceful, and the other had willow eyebrows and star eyes. They seemed to have soft tempers. The emperor Thinking that I have never tried two sisters sleeping together, I ignored their struggles and went directly into the room with their arms in their arms, not forgetting to tell the bustard to send the oiran in as well.

Feeling the warm and soft lumps in his arms, the emperor smiled triumphantly, letting you all experience my power in a short while.

Wu Shun stood against the wall outside the door. He kept yawning. Every time His Majesty entered this place, it took him a long time to come out. He looked at the gate of this brothel idly, observing Guest officials who come in and out.

Suddenly, he rubbed his eyes, how did he feel? Did he see their Majesty?

The emperor will never? Never forget how embarrassing it was when he took off his clothes with great interest and looked at the three women who were ashamed of themselves, only to find that he couldn't get hard at all. Under the shocked eyes of the woman, she put on her clothes and came looking for Wu Shun with a livid face.

Wu Shun saw? Seeing the emperor, he immediately spoke to him with a smile: "Your Majesty..."

The emperor gritted his teeth and said, "You said Gu Zhijian hasn't done anything recently?"

"Ah, no, the younger one is about him..." Wu Shun hurriedly explained.

The emperor didn't care about his explanation at all, and asked him angrily: "Why didn't you tell me that he couldn't get hard anymore?!"