I heard I'm a scumbag

When the original owner woke up again, he found out that he was tied up, and he was pressed in front of the emperor?

The emperor was obese, his eyes were cloudy, and he was obviously under fifty, but he looked as old as a 60-year-old because of his sensuality every day.

He looked at the original owner, although he was dressed like a commoner, but because of stealing chickens and dogs every day, he got exercise and filled his stomach. He is in good shape and good-looking. Even when the emperor was young, he was just plain-looking and never good-looking. Pass.

In the emperor's heart? After thinking about it carefully, an idea came to his mind.

Yesterday the emperor came out of the imperial study. He was about to visit a little palace lady, but he was taken aback by an assassin who came from nowhere. Even though he called the guards, the assassin couldn't get entangled and escaped, but he also lost his footing. I smashed my head.

When the emperor woke up, he found? He was in a dilapidated thatched hut? At first he thought he was kidnapped, but soon he felt something was wrong. His body had never been so flexible.

He was anxious in his heart and wanted to go out to ask for clarification, but the original owner's misconduct was recognized in the alley, and everyone avoided him. In addition, there was a big hole in the head of this body , he was so angry that he fainted.

Until he woke up again and he was back in his body?.

The emperor was very surprised, and quickly called his most important national teacher to explain the confusion.

That's right, as the standard equipment of the Hunjun, he is obsessed with refining various elixirs, delusional to cultivate into a fairy, and in the past two years, he specially invited a very powerful master, and after the master showed himself After Long and Kou performed a series of operations on Tianhuo, they were immediately recognized as national teachers.

The emperor told his story one by one, and the national teacher counted his fingers, and he talked about it in the clouds.

In short, the two of them broke their heads at the same time, resulting in unstable souls, and there was a mystery in the orientation, and the souls in their bodies were temporarily exchanged.

Although it is back now, it seems that it will be exchanged several times.

Originally, after the emperor heard this, he wanted to get the original owner into the palace? Imprisoned, and use the original owner's body after he and the original owner exchanged bodies.

But when he saw the original owner's healthy and handsome body, he changed his mind. He wanted to enjoy the original owner's body for fun among the people. The woman I met didn't know his identity, and although she was good at serving, every time he couldn't do anything in bed because of his poor health, there was always a little bit of contempt in her eyes that couldn't be concealed.

Not to mention that he has to worry about an assassin trying to assassinate him from time to time.

With the original owner, he can fully enjoy the delicious food, beautiful scenery and beauties outside the palace.

As for when he was not in this body? A chill flashed in his eyes. The original owner sensitively captured the chill, and used all his life's sweet words to praise? people.

I don’t know if it’s a unique characteristic of lewdness, or is it that the rainbow fart that the original owner said was really on point, or the emperor felt that his cowardly appearance was really not a threat, so he agreed with the original owner to put it on his When he is in the body, he can move freely, but when he is in the emperor's body, he must be under the supervision of the national teacher.

The old emperor was suspicious by nature, and the most trusted person was the national teacher, and the national teacher was also the only one who could clearly sense when they would change bodies, and distinguish the two of them.

As for the original owner's lack of money, it's okay. He has collected a lot of people's fat and anointment over the years, and he can set aside part of it to eat, drink and have fun among the people, and the original owner can also take advantage of it.

In this way, the original owner and the emperor began a life of occasionally exchanging bodies.

In this regard, the original owner was actually very happy. Although he could not use his body occasionally, he became very rich.

Relying on the money, he lingered in the romantic places, very happy, except occasionally thinking of Lin Kehe's? Beautiful? Wonderful appearance, his heart was itchy.

However, soon there will be an opportunity.

The old emperor was extravagant, fatuous and extravagant, and the national treasury had long been unable to make ends meet. In order to provide him with a series of coquettish operations such as alchemy and immortality, construction of a palace, etc., the taxation by the people became more serious? Lin Keji's private school could not continue.

However, one of Lin Keji's students, who was also the former classmate of the original owner, had his leg broken because of a conflict with the official who was handling the matter. He needed to find a doctor for treatment, but he couldn't pay for the consultation fee.

The student's legs can't be delayed, Lin Keji can't raise the money for a while, so he wants the original owner to look after him? He also borrowed some emergencies, and he will earn interest after a while Still? Go back.

Although Lin Keji had doubts about the former owner's past misconduct, but as a man, that person covered his face again, so he didn't know it was the original owner's fault.

Originally, Lin Keji went to the doctor in a hurry, so he could accept it if he was rejected, but the original owner agreed. Not only that, he also invited Lin Keji to have a gathering at night, and said that he would give Lin Keji some silver at that time.

Lin Keji was overjoyed and grateful, and went to the appointment the next day when the weather got dark.

Who would have thought that the original owner would not change his lust, drink three rounds, and repeat the same old tricks, trying to overwhelm Lin Keji while drinking.

Lin Keji only thought he was drunk and pushed him away time and time again.

The original owner was very annoyed, and the alcohol boss threatened him that if he didn't meet his request, he wouldn't let him borrow money.

Lin Keji just woke up like a dream, struggled to drive him away, and fled in despair.

Although Lin Keji didn't get any money, he managed to find a prescription to make medicine for this student, and he led a dozen or so close students to copy books overnight in exchange for money.

The original owner was angry for several days because of being rejected, and seeing that they copied books day and night and planned to sell them to make money, they directly bribed the bookstore owner with money, telling them not to recognize the books they copied, and not to borrow books anymore give them.

The rebel militias captured here soon? They still recruited talented people? This group of troops with not very good equipment and personnel was very friendly to the common people. available.

Now the money that the emperor sent him here every month could no longer come in. Although the bodies of the emperor and the original owner were not exchanged very much at that time, the emperor was still very dissatisfied with the original owner himself.

Of course, the emperor felt that his majesty had been violated because this group of militiamen had blatantly occupied a city.

At the time of the last exchange, the emperor left someone in the palace to send a message to the original owner, asking him to collect information on this militia rebel team, and send it to the northwest corner of the city wall at a certain time on a certain day and month , there is someone who will meet him.

This matter has certain risks, but the emperor also promised that after the matter is completed, there will be rewards from high-ranking officials and rich salary.

Even if these militiamen have always been kind to the people since they came, even if the original owner? Was helped by these militiamen, even if he knew that the end of these militiamen would not be much better, he still did it.

The city was not saved in the end, and the imperial army got the formation map and topographic map of these people. At that time, Lin Keji was already the deputy of the militia. He almost vomited blood when he knew that someone had stolen the battle map.

After learning that this person was the original owner, he was directly tied up. The original owner yelled that the emperor would save him.

But in fact, the emperor knew that he would not return to that body again, and then he left the original owner behind. He saw that the militiamen had been unhappy for a long time, and they did not resist their own people under the rule of the rebel militia. Feel extremely angry.

He didn't want to lose the hearts of the people by running the country in a wrong way, and he didn't think these people were being coerced. He only thought that these foolish people were hopeless, so he directly ordered the massacre of the city.

The original owner did not die at the hands of these militiamen? Instead, he died at the hands of soldiers of the imperial court?

After Gu Zhijian accepted the memory, she only felt that the original owner and the emperor could exchange souls, they were a pair of scumbags, and even scumbags were evenly matched.

Now it's time for him to invite Lin Keji for a drink at night.

This matter was agreed yesterday, the original owner drank a few more drinks in the evening happily, and only woke up at noon today.

Gu Zhijian knew that it was impossible for Lin Keji to attend the appointment today, but he still had to do something.

He thought for a while, and called a young servant. This young servant was specially arranged by the old emperor to be by his side. Although the emperor thought he was stupid, lustful and timid, he was still worried that he might have some evil intentions, so he just arranged for him. A spy with a not very bright mind is beside him.

Gu Zhijian picked up a pen and wrote a note, deliberately writing it quickly and messily, so that the words could barely be read, and asked him to do something directly.

Lin Keji struggled to wake up from his dream. No matter when he was teaching and educating people or later in the military camp, he had never been so late. This was the first time.

His forehead was wet, already wet with cold sweat, his delicate eyes opened suddenly, and he glanced around sharply, before he came back to his senses in a daze, was it... a dream?

Impossible, the dream cannot be so clear and complete, even now? Thinking about it still has a deep sense of substitution.

So he is born again?

Thinking of the party at night, Lin Keji couldn't help but sneer. How could there be such a disgusting person? !

He, Lin Keji, thinks that he treats him kindly, most of his classmates and friends are kind people, and the people in the city are so innocent, but since Gu Zhijian can do such evil things, he will not show mercy.

But now...he wrote a few lines with a pen, and called the book boy to send it to Gu Zhijian: "Just say that I'm sick, and we can make an appointment at another day."

The book boy will come soon after he leaves. Instead of sending the note, there is an extra note in his hand.

He sneaked into the inner room and said to Lin Keji, "Master, you? Guess me? Who did you see?"

"Young servant of the Gu family!" He asked himself and answered. This book boy is just at a lively age, and he is covering his mouth mysteriously at the moment, "My lord, you? Guess me again? What is he doing?"

"What are you doing?" Lin Keji asked gently. Due to the memory of his previous life, he paid a little attention to Gu Zhijian's affairs.

"He's throwing a piece of paper, this one..."

As he spoke, he opened his hand, and on it was Gu Zhijian's scrawled handwriting: I have something to do, we will meet again someday, don't come tonight.

The handwriting is very scribbled, and the paper is not clean, it is more like a piece of paper that was grabbed in a hurry, because there is still a half-copied poem on it.

The book boy next to him was still talking non-stop: "My lord, why do you think that boy from the Gu family didn't bring this piece of paper over but threw it away instead? What's he worried about?! What if I? Didn’t see it, didn’t I just call you? What a waste of time!”

Lin Keji was also thinking, he forced a smile? Laugh?, "Maybe Gu Zhijian changed his mind again, so I don't want this note..."

"Then? I won't let him be thrown on the street. I think that boy has betrayed his master and doesn't want to send the letter... so I can see it seriously! I just saw him go? I secretly picked up the letter..."

He kept talking in a small mouth, not paying attention to Lin Keji's eyes staring at the paper, and the color of his eyes became darker and darker.

On the other side, Gu Zhijian was negotiating with the system?

"You? You must give me an item as compensation for such a big mistake this time!"

【......no. 】

"Then? I? Go to file a complaint against you, deduct your bonus, or... directly apply for a replacement?"

【You? What props do you want?Don't push yourself too far. 】The voice of the system is a little out of breath.

"Don't be nervous. I? Just want some medicine..."

[This system does not provide beauty pills, foundation pills, longevity pills...]

"I? Don't want this, cough..." Gu Zhijian's voice was a little embarrassed, "I? Want medicine that can make people stop lifting for a month, give me? Use it yourself..."

There's no way, he really doesn't want a bad old man to use his body to find happiness in a brothel.

【......Can. 】