I heard I'm a scumbag

Song Yan has been bedridden since he vomited blood in anger at the court.

On that day, Gu Zhijian counted the loans he owed in front of all the ministers in the court over the years: "Prince Rong is borrowing from the treasury now, oh, it really blinded the eyes of this humble minister, tsk tsk , 25 taels of silver. Now Prince Rong's house is very good. I heard that it can be worth 870 taels. I also heard that you like to collect antiques. No matter what, you have 15 taels. Let's look at the shops under the name of Prince Rong ...The sedan chair... By the way, I almost forgot, and the clothes, although worn, are worth it..."

After offsetting these debts with his existing assets one by one, Gu Zhijian said euphemistically with regret that he might not even be able to afford clothes!

But he couldn't refute it yet, after all, he was just stating the facts.

The other ministers also looked at each other in blank dismay. Originally, they were just objecting to Song Que's sudden decision to exchange items with the remote southeast, and felt that this move was not beneficial.

The right servant of the household department suddenly stood up and said sadly: "Ministers don't know something. Now that the treasury is empty, the emperor has no choice but to come up with this method. He thought that although the southeast is poor, but if you explore it, you will also have something. Income."

Seeing everyone's expressions of disapproval, Song Que sneered and said, "However, from my point of view, what you Aiqing said is also reasonable. If Gu Aiqing explained the reason for the emptiness of the national treasury, it would be easier to find other ways."

Gu Zhijian immediately picked up: "Your Majesty, the empty treasury is mainly due to too much borrowed funds. Blah blah blah blah blah..."

As Gu Zhijian was talking, she began to "by the way" mention how many things they needed to get out and how many years they needed to work in the court for nothing.

A lot of courtiers who have already become accustomed to extravagance and excessive foreign debts blushed with shame, but there was nothing they could do. In the end, they could only weakly express: Now they suddenly feel that it is good to organize people to go to the southeast.

And the discovery of potatoes later really made everyone happy.

Lying on the hospital bed, Song Yan looked at the people who became more and more stable, thinking that his great cause of dominating the world had left him like this, feeling sad for a moment, and then Hu Lili had a stroke!

Hearing this news, Gu Zhijian was really surprised, but after confirming the truth of the matter, he immediately asked the emperor to marry Tan Qing and Song Yan, and "extremely kind" fulfilled this pair of "desperate mandarin ducks".

The life of the ministers in the court was unspeakably miserable. It wasn't that the emperor was fatuous, on the contrary, the emperor was too conscientious.

He didn't accept concubines to fill the harem, but discussed state affairs with the right servant of the household department every day. I heard that the right servant of the household department often stayed in the palace, just to discuss important livelihood matters with the emperor.

And the next morning, the emperor will have a tired look, it's too late to focus on important national affairs!

For this reason, some ministers with young daughters in their families became overwhelmed.

A few memorials asking the emperor to spread their branches and leaves were handed over, but before they could dream of the Duke's Mansion, they were found by the celebrity in front of the emperor, Gu Zhijian and Gu Shilang, and they were urged to return them every day. treasury debt.

I don't know where he found these ways to ask for debts. They are so messy that they can't pay them back.

After finally exchanging debts, I didn't have a few taels of silver left.They began to put money-making methods on their daughters again. This time, they were impeached by Gu Zhijian for various reasons before they asked the emperor to hold a draft.

Either the younger brother-in-law took advantage of his position to bully and harm one party, or the elder son-in-law corrupted and accepted bribes in an official position, or the fact that he peeked at other girls taking a bath when he was young was revealed, anyway, he was very unstable every day.

These things are also true, and Song Que will make big mistakes and big punishments, small mistakes and small punishments.

Anyway, he checked these things for Gu Zhijian's secret guards.

Over time, people in the officialdom figured out a rule, as long as they don't ask the emperor to accept the harem, their lives will be much more peaceful.

It's not that you won't be found out if you do some heinous things. It's just like stealing two peaches from a neighbor's peach tree when you were eight years old, and then being found by the watchdog and biting his clothes, and then running naked down the street. It will be exposed in front of civil and military officials.

That, too, gave them a sigh of relief.

Gu Zhijian gave Song Que the sunglasses very early on, and asked him to carry them with him.

Song Que was very puzzled, "Didn't I already have one side? You and I each stick to each other, as a promise..."

Gu Zhijian explained to him the function of sunglasses, and Song Que was even more reluctant.

And let Gu Zhijian wear it more.

There was no other way, so Gu Zhijian had no choice but to kiss him deeply, and then said domineeringly: "I will definitely live a long life in the future, and you must too!"

Then Song Que stopped talking, took over the sunglasses with a reddish complexion, and put them on silently.

Historical Records: In the 38th year of Qingcheng, a master and a minister died on the same day on the same month. Xin Jin Emperor Song Que, Minister of the Household Department Gu Zhijian, on that day, the mountains and rivers were mourning, the world was mourning, and the people all thought of him, so that the three vegetarians In the next month, there are countless people who will describe the achievements of these two people in the future.

After Song Que's death, Gu Zhijian left the world.

Back in the main space, I heard the system's voice [Take a break or continue? 】

"continue."

[Do you need a plot? 】

"Yes," Gu Zhijian was a little puzzled, "Why not?"

[Understand that the host has experienced these worlds before. 】

"That's right." Gu Zhijian thought for a while, he used to be a member of the tool man group, but it was too long ago.

The task of the so-called tool people group is to make up for the inexplicably disappearing tool people to maintain the stability of the world, but unfortunately, even if the vacancy is filled, the stability of the world is still not restored, but it makes the world more turbulent. For this reason, they lost an elite. Spiritual power is left in various small worlds.

Fortunately, these worlds happen to be the ones that Gu Zhijian has experienced, so the director sent him to "revisit the old places", nicknamed "Paid Vacation".

Gu Zhijian was too lazy to think about it, and directly sent the system to the next world.

"Did you fucking dare to get out of here?"

"Every one of them is a badass. Before they are out of the society, they will fuck us Brother Long."

"You're fucking impatient!"

When Gu Zhijian opened her eyes, she saw a row of people clamoring and standing opposite him, but there were also a bunch of people on her side.

But the obvious difference is that the other side is full of social gangsters, but on his own side, he quickly glanced at some people who were already frightened. Although the hair is very matte, they are obviously much younger boys and girls. , Come on, I haven't left the campus yet.

The obscene language on the other side was so unbearable, Gu Zhijian couldn't help but move his wrist.

The "Brother Long" on the opposite side saw this unscrupulous boy with dyed blond hair, with a slight movement of his arm, he threw the steel pipe aside, strode towards him, and kicked him over before he could react. The expression on his face was ruffian and tugging, and he said arrogantly:

"One mouthful of your mother, I think everyone in the world is your mother!!!"