I heard I'm a scumbag

"Okay, I'll do as you say." Gu Zhijian yawned out of boredom, "Come here, reward me!"

The black-faced man was stunned.

Passed so easily? ? ?

He still has a bunch of words that are useless!

The name of this brawny man is Li Erwu, and he is an apprentice in a "professional cleansing center" where people cleanse people.Due to the lack of a clean environment and systematic steps to cleanse, the death rate of cleanse has always been high.

As an apprentice, Li Erwu didn't dare to use the sword at will.

So he came up with an idea to find a substitute.However, the operation effect of dead objects is not obvious, and live objects like cows and sheep are too expensive and wasteful, so pigs come into his eyes as a representative of poor food taste, low price, and no meat growth.

Originally, he thought that even if the pig died, it would not be too wasteful.

Unexpectedly, not only did the castrated pigs not die, but they grew fatter and bigger.

What surprised Li Erwu even more was that even the smell of pigs that pork always has has faded a lot.

He is a very careful person, because of this incident, he repeatedly experimented with pigs, and the final result was always like this.

Originally Li Erwu wanted to tell an official about this, but pork is far less valued than beef and mutton in people's hearts, and it is only eaten by the low-level people.

In addition, in a prosperous place like the capital, no official really cares about the pork that no one likes to eat.

Of course, there is also the reason that people think that the idea that pigs can be fattened after castration is ridiculous.Have they seen castrated men, all of them choking their throats and whispering softly, thin and weak, and pigs can become fat and strong when it's their turn?

So it was Li Erwu who told the night watchman about this matter, but he only thought that he was stupid for learning how to cleanse people on weekdays.

Originally, Li Erwu wanted to tell the official about this, so as to get a reward, but now that no one believed it, he gave up.

Who would have thought that a few days ago, the newly appointed Minister of the Household Department would set up a stage in the Zhuangyuan Building. Anyone who has any special method to increase the production and fattening of crops and livestock will be greatly rewarded.

Li Erwu didn't pay attention to it at first, but seeing that several people really got 20 taels of silver just by talking about something, he suddenly remembered that pig castration can gain weight.

He went back to talk with his wife, or just try it out, anyway, it is rumored that the servant of the household department is very lenient, even if you are not accepted, as long as you don't make trouble, they will not do anything to you.

Ever since, Li Erwu and his wife made up several reasons to demonstrate that castrated pigs can gain weight from all aspects and multiple angles. Unexpectedly, before they could say anything, this young looking adult agreed.

How about saying "without hair on your mouth, you can't do things well"!Li Erwu looked at Gu Zhijian's clean face, and sighed inwardly, wondering how much money this lord was cheated out of like this!

Just as I was thinking, I saw someone coming over with a pen and paper.

This is... Li Erwu thought to himself: Could it be that it is not rewarding money, but borrowing money?How about writing an IOU for silver money?

Gu Zhijian quickly dispelled his doubts.

"Well, who is that, write down your name and address, and I will give you 20 taels of silver today, and if it really works, I will give you another 100 taels in the future."

100. [-] taels of silver reward? !

Li Erwu didn't care about the appellation, not only could he get 20 taels of silver reward today, he might get another 100 taels in a few days!He felt so happy that he was about to faint.

Without saying a word, he wrote his name and address, and Li Erwu thanked him again and again and withdrew.

Seeing this scene, the doctor next to him cautiously persuaded Gu Zhijian: "Sir, you have already collected a bunch of red, bright and ugly flowers (peppers), and you also adopted the 'several people to raise a large number of poultry together to save time and effort'" This kind of inappropriate remarks, now find another crazy person who castrated pigs to gain weight..."

"What's wrong? Is there a problem?"

The doctor nodded, and when he was about to speak, Gu Zhijian raised his head arrogantly and said, "Hold on if you have any questions!"

The doctor closed his mouth, but he couldn't help muttering: "Even if it is useful, no one likes to eat pork..."

"That's right!" Gu Zhijian's eyes lit up, and he picked up the piece of paper Li Erwu wrote on...

Could it be that the adult finally understood that pork is not feasible, and planned to cross out the man's word just now, the doctor stroked his beard in relief, but it was a pity for the 20 taels of silver he gave away.

Then, he watched Gu Zhijian pick up a pen, and slowly wrote a few crooked words on the paper: The Pork Food Cooking Conference will be officially held tomorrow.

The gourmet conference has indeed attracted a lot of master chefs, not only because of the high bonuses, but also because of the "water army" hired by Gu Zhijian who is constantly motivating the people.

"Passerby A" is actually the seventeenth guard who said: "Hey, hey, what kind of cooking gods are you talking about, what kind of skill is it to cook delicious food with ginseng, ganoderma lucidum, beef and mutton? If I have such an expensive The ingredients, I cook are also delicious!"

Another "passer-by B" echoed: "Who can't cook that kind of food?"

Another "passerby C" said: "I don't think so, I think God of Cooking must have extraordinary skills."

"That's right, I think you are just jealous of other people's good cooking skills, do you understand the twists and turns of cooking..."

So two people with different viewpoints spat at each other, let’s just spat at each other, the spat was extremely ferocious, which caused a lot of people to watch, what’s more, they also like to pull passers-by (actually it was arranged by Gu Zhijian The person) commented, as long as this person expressed his views in support of a certain team, the other pair would spray together with him.

With the expansion of the troll group, real people gradually joined in. At this time, someone suddenly popped up and said: "Now there is a food competition, and it is better to use something ugly like pork to make food. Can you do it? Or Let's take a bet on whether the chef's cooking is good or not?"

As long as they start talking about this conference, won't the conference become famous?

And chefs who don't care about money but are irritated by some people will also participate.

The Pork Delicacy Appreciation Conference was quite successful, and a pork craze gradually started to rise in the capital. Everyone was in disbelief: Pork can be so delicious!

Moreover, everyone gradually discovered that the growth of pigs began to accelerate, and there were more pork.

What is even more gratifying is that the imperial court began to issue decrees to relax the number of individual livestock breeding, and even encouraged organized group breeding.

Soon the pig, chicken, and duck industries developed, and pig raising became the choice of many people.

Meat is a lot cheaper as they go.

But no matter how cheap it is, it is meat after all, and ordinary people are still reluctant to eat too much.

It doesn't matter, the royal expedition came back from the southeast, and brought back a lot of strange plants, one of which is extremely exciting-potatoes!

Not only can it be used as a staple food, but it can also be used as a side dish, and the output is extremely high.

The common people can finally not have to go hungry! ! !

Now, the people in the world respect the emperor first, and the second is Mr. Gu, the right servant of the household department who has made great achievements even though he has not been in office for a long time!

When it comes to Mr. Gu, there is nothing wrong with it.

Later, everyone recalled that when pork was in short supply and people wanted to eat it but there was none, Mr. Gu thought about it day and night, and visited everywhere, and finally found a capable person who could solve the problem. Master refused the door eight times, Master Gu was not angry and treated him with reason, and finally got the method of "castrated pigs can gain weight".

You ask who I heard it from, I’m not hearsay, it’s my aunt’s daughter’s neighbor’s neighbor’s pig farm colleague’s grandmother’s grandson and his classmate’s uncle who saw it with his own eyes!

At that time, he saw Mr. Gu standing outside a house for eight days with his own eyes! ! !

How can you not believe it?Mr. Gu's eight-day footprints are still preserved!

You ask me where I saved it, so how do I know? Ask my aunt’s daughter’s neighbor’s pig farm colleague’s grandmother’s grandson and his classmate’s uncle! !

Not only at this time, Mr. Gu still has the ability to calculate (I heard), he calculated the southeast direction (there are many strange plants in the southeast), and there is a magic weapon (and potatoes), which can relieve the suffering of the people of Li people from hunger ( very curious to see).

So he talked about it at the court (telling Song Que that he wanted it), and proposed to send someone to look for it, but many ministers disagreed (of course the ministers did not agree).

For this reason, Mr. Gu fought with more than 100 courtiers for three days and three nights (recited for three quarters of an hour about the money they owed to the household department and what houses, jewelry, fine clothes and even trousers they had to sell to repay the debt), several times All the ministers vomited blood! (Song Yan was among the angry ones)

But Mr. Gu!For the people, for the common people in the world, for us to have enough to live a good life! !Brutely convinced them!

What kind of spirit is this!

What a great and glorious Gu Daren this is! ! !