My Wife's Traditional Performing Arts

My wife Natsuno originally thought, otherwise, let the spellcaster who is enthusiastic about playing with cats play for two days, and then he will ask Dazai Osamu to repay the favor-after all, compared to the trouble of becoming a cat, it can be clung to Mr. Thorn's chest The perks of sleeping are more enticing.

...And the silver-haired second-year-old's cat-handling skills are amazing, and the human form can be rolled into a soft puddle, let alone the real pink-haired cat now. When the dry and warm palm moves from the small cat's head to When it came to the white hair on the tip of the cat's tail, my wife Xia Ye lay down on the spot, showing her white belly, and the cat was almost unconscious.

However, the plan was always faster than the change, until the next morning, a few people, a cat and a curse, reunited in Panda's room, and my wife Xia Ye was dominated by the cat's instinct and pushed the glass on the table to the ground and smashed it He immediately made up his mind.

『We must quickly resolve the matter of becoming a cat. 』

A rare serious expression appeared on the round and soft cat's face.

"It seems to be a supernatural ability that will be assimilated as time goes by. If it continues like this, there may be things where the rationality is also controlled by the feline instinct, and in the end it may be completely turned into a cat... like this It's troublesome. 』

So my wife Natsuno made an appointment with Osamu Dazai without hesitation.

『Tonight, if Osamu Dazai knows something, he will be able to get some information in return... If he is also in Fuyuki, he should know a lot. 』

……

The matter was quickly finalized by my wife Natsuno, but before Dazai Osamu took the time to come over, the students of the high school, apart from going out every day to search for filthy spells, couldn't help but indulge in masturbating cats after returning.

Of course, the main thing you can get is dog curly thorns, so this "addicted to cats" also specifically refers to dog curly thorns.

——There is no other way, Natsuno is so cute!

When sleeping, it will form a small ball on his chest or collarbone, sticky like a pendant, and he is also very good at taking advantage of his current appearance. As long as he lies down, the fluffy cat tail hooks his ankles , and then stare at it with wet cat eyes, this aboveboard "touching porcelain" will definitely be 100% successful.

After all, who can resist the cute "meow" of a pink cat?

"People who have cats are really happy."

Fat Da said sourly:

"Not only can you touch it casually, but you can also sleep with your arms around it. The cat is also super enthusiastic... I said that you have been completely immersed in the joy of raising a cat, right? You must have secretly sucked Xia Ye's white belly, right?"

The silver-haired spellcaster said "dried bonito" sternly, and made a big fork between his hands, with an extremely upright expression. If it is someone with bad eyesight, he might be caught by him. The look was deceiving.

Yi Guyoutai hesitated to speak: "Student Goujuan, your face..."

"mustard?"

— on the face?What happened to your face?

The dog curly thorn touched his smooth face in confusion—has his face been washed clean?And Xia Ye didn't stretch out his claws at him at all, and there was no chance of claw marks or plum blossom marks on his face, what was Yuta talking about?

"..."

Zenyuan Maki looked at him with a complicated expression, and the weirdness in his eyes was that he couldn't understand. Finally, the ponytail girl sighed a long time, mixed indescribable emotions into the ending tune, and said in a deep voice:

"—cat fur."

Zenyuan Maki said sadly: "Ji, you have cat fur on your face, pink and white cat fur."

Dog Curly Thorn: "..."

The dog curly spine looked away a little guilty.

"tuna……"

If it's just pink fur, it might be that Xia Yemao enthusiastically rubbed his little head against his side face, but with white fur...

Indeed, secretly clutching the two front paws of Xiaye cat, he pressed the whole cat on the bed and sucked it fiercely, and then the dog Curly, who had rubbed the cat's fur all over his face, pulled the collar a little embarrassingly.

Just now he used "dried bonito" to deny cat belly sucking, but he was caught with decisive evidence. Even if he often played pranks on his classmates, he would inevitably be a little embarrassed to be caught, so he cursed with a few cat hairs Yan Shi hurriedly touched his face twice, trying to remove the cat hair that was too soft and light to be noticed.

By the way, I was worried for a while, Xia Ye cat is losing hair now, will it affect Xia Ye after transforming back, and cause hair loss...

But Xia Ye's hairline is still very strong, so it should be fine, right?

On this side, the dog who was caught sucking the cat's belly has already strayed to my wife Xia Ye's hairline, and on the other side, my wife Xia Ye has already made a second-level jump along the chair under the eyes of everyone, jumping lightly on the table.

Under normal circumstances, my wife Xia Ye would definitely be glued to the dog's shoulder, wishing to turn herself into a cat pendant, but now...

"I don't know why, but when I saw a glass standing on the edge of the table, I felt inexplicable, so as to attract my attention. 』

"Is it a cat's instinct?Paw pads feel itchy. 』

The atmosphere in the room suddenly became strangely silent. Everyone was staring at the table, watching the little pink cat flicking its fluffy tail, pressing the ear of the plane slightly, stepping on it without making any sound. Small steps, tentatively approaching a glass.

"I suddenly had an ominous premonition."

Pang Da really lowered his voice this time, as if he was afraid of disturbing the Xia Ye cat at the table, he murmured with the smallest voice he could make: "My reason always feels that Xia Ye wants to do bad things, but my emotions tell me that the little cat will definitely No evil intentions."

"... Mentaiko."

The dog curly thorn disagreed, after all, he had seen the bad-hearted kitten several times.

"Pang Da, your filter is too high."

Chanyuan Maki pushed up her glasses: "You actually think Xia Ye is a good cat, let me tell you, the cuter the cat, the more evil-hearted it will be."

Otoko Yuta: "Ah, the cup was pushed down."

"..."

With the final sound of Yi Guyoutai, the fragile glass also fell to the ground, and with a "crash", the sound of the glass being shattered reached everyone's ears.

The room fell into silence again, although only Otoko Yuta told the truth, but everyone saw in silence, the cute little pink cat squatting on the table, looking at them crookedly He tilted his head, and then stretched out a kitten paw with white claws. He was so talented and skilled in posture that he seemed to have done this kind of thing before. He gently and familiarly pushed the glass away from the edge of the table, watching it being smashed gotta smash.

At the end, in the still silence, Tian Tian Ruan Ruan gave a "meow" with a special air.

"I'd say it doesn't look like a good cat."

Zenyuan Maki pushed up her glasses and concluded.

***

Although it is enjoyable to watch a kitten get into trouble, the sophomores of Jugao have not forgotten that even if my wife Xia Ye has become a cat now, the upturned eyes and tails when she is not a cat are still cats, no It means that he really should be treated as a cat—with this kind of iconic "cat-like" behavior, several people quickly became worried.

"In this case, it seems that it is easy to be assimilated into a cat."

Panda scratched his head and said:

"Isn't it a little dangerous?"

"indeed."

Chanyuan Maki agreed, then turned her head, and asked the Xia Yemao with its paws in a rather serious expression: "Xia Ye, when can he help the person with the ability to nullify the ability you mentioned?"

Goujuanji is also very concerned about this matter, his clear purple eyes are staring at the little pink cat without blinking, and he is particularly worried about the current state of my wife Xia Ye.

"Salmon, tuna!"

——The current situation is already a little bit wrong, if this continues, if Xia Ye is seriously affected by the cat's instinct, what should I do if I can't change back!This is a very important thing!

Fenfen's cat tilted its head, and behind it, "deus" who was carefully holding a square mobile phone raised his long fingertips again, tapped a few times on the fragile glass screen, and stood up to show everyone look.

"He should be here soon. 』

The sharp fingers pinching the screen of the small phone retracted again, tapped a few times, and then turned around again.

"And it's someone I've seen. 』

people who have met.

This description of my wife Xia Ye immediately shortened the range of choices by a large amount.

Most of the supernatural beings are in Yokohama, and the second-year student followed the place where he saw the supernatural beings, and it was also Yokohama where he had been on a mission... There were only two people I met in total. When these factors were added together, Pang Da immediately thought of it. The mafia who surrounded them before murmured, "It can't be those guys, right?"

Gou Juan Ji didn’t see the whole process at the beginning, and Yi Gu You Tai didn’t know anything, only Zen Yuan Maki followed him and suddenly realized:

"The one who made 'deus' go berserk?"

Both Panda and Maki acted as if they had guessed who it was, but I didn't know anything. Although I said I had already guessed it because I didn't see any scene at the beginning, but it still made the relationship between Ben and my wife Natsuno the closest. The approaching dog Curlythorn was inexplicably...unhappy.

……

His unhappiness had actually been going on for a while.

It has existed since Xia Ye went abroad, and even if it is suppressed and buried in the bottom of my heart, it has never disappeared, and even tumbling twice with the anger tank.

——Because of the unequal information gap between them.

Gou Juanji thought sullenly, Xia Ye could bluntly say that he wanted to know everything about him, and Xia Ye already knew almost everything about him. You can play with careful thinking to cheat him of his dominion.

Even when going abroad, Mr. Wutiao didn’t take the initiative to mention it. He probably didn’t know about it until he got on the plane in Xia Ye. Xia Ye worked non-stop in Italy and only learned the news through You Tai. Gou Juanji has always been passive. He has been faintly aware of all the feelings and results of things from before.

It seems that Xia Ye... didn't intend to let him know anything, nor did he intend to let him have the right to decide anything, but morbidly covered everything with "dominant me" on the surface, but in fact it faintly revealed "everything is just as good as I say" , "I'll take care of everything", "Mr. Thorn doesn't have to do anything".

Gou Juanji doesn’t know much more about my wife Xia Ye than his classmates. It can even be said that my wife Xia Ye hid some things from him and tried to blindfold him, but she really said it from the bottom of her heart. "Mr. Thorny can do anything to me" and actually does...it's a paradox in comparison.

Moreover, my wife Xia Ye's emotions towards him are also very abrupt. After all, Goujuanji is not blind, and the hot temperature can be seen from the pink pupils when they meet for the first time. Even if it is love at first sight, it will not be to such an extent. ?

What is the reason, what are the concerns, what are you trying to hide?Just because two people have poor information about each other, it is already very complicated and very unequal.

The dog curled up thinking.

He was fooled every time before, but he always remembered that Xia Ye always didn't tell him anything, if he had to decide everything by himself, he would not agree.

Xia Ye wants everything about him, so he can't hide himself. If he desires his dominance so much... he must give his all first, right?

The quasi-first-level conjurer with madness in his bones thought so.

Snake eyes and snake teeth can form a poisonous snake staring at its prey eeriely, and a poisonous snake is a deadly predator. It may not be reflected in the daily warm relationship, but it can still be seen from the battle of the magician-every sentence The curses are all used on the blade, like a poisonous snake crawling in the meadow ready to go, forbearance and suppression are always for the final blow to kill.

However, he didn't show what was in the mind of the spellcaster, he just kept everything in his heart, and maybe one day he found an opportunity, he would attack without hesitation—but at least It's not enough yet.

Now, the most important thing is to turn Xia Ye into a talent again!

……

With this kind of mentality in mind, Gou Juanji waited for a… a black-haired and kite-eyed bandage spirit with a smiling expression to pry open the door with great interest.

The point is, they broke in through the door.

"..."

It may be that Xia Ye directly sent the room number to him before, or it may be that this person has a way to get the news, or there are other reasons.

In short, just as Gou Juanji was anxiously waiting to go downstairs to meet the "nullified power user who can transform Xia Ye back", the Lord just appeared without warning. If he hadn't received the news long ago, he I'm afraid I'll be taken for a burglar.

Dog Curly Thorn just stared at him dumbfounded. This guy, who is more proficient in prying doors than a certain fan, held the cat teasing stick, and closed the door with his backhand, making a "squeak slap" sound from his mouth. , holding the cat teasing stick and trying to shake it in front of Xia Yemao, and he didn't care if the back of the sand-colored long windbreaker fell on the ground, and there was a particularly vile spectator-like smile on his face.

"Wow, wow, my wife, come and see this, it's a cat teaser that is super attractive to cats, come on, come on, come on—"

Gou Juanji felt that something was wrong with this guy, but when he just entered the door, the sentence [Don't move] that he subconsciously uttered had no effect, and indeed belonged to the category of "nullification"... That's why all the supernatural beings are so powerful now. Is it personal?

However, using a cat teasing stick to tease someone who has turned into a cat boyfriend, is something wrong?

But fortunately, even if the little pink-haired cat almost uncontrollably glued its eyes to the cat teasing stick, and subconsciously popped out the tip of its claws that were about to move on the pad of Baibai's paws, Xia Yemao finally overcame the cat's instinct and screamed Suddenly, there was a "meow - meow".

"It really turned into a cute kitten. This scene is rare, my wife."

Dazai said with a smile.

-

Osamu Dazai is actually quite busy.

After breaking away from the port mafia, unless he still intends to join the gang, no matter what he wants to do, even in the gray area, he needs a clean identity.

So Osamu Dazai found Ango Sakaguchi again, and he is currently working in the seventh agency. In order to clear his own case - even if Odasaku had been a killer, his case was much cleaner than him, and Ango Sakaguchi took over directly. It's just that Dazai Osamu is really black and muddy, the kind that can't be cleaned by others if you don't put it in the water by yourself.

Coming to Fuyuki this time is also a task of working as a worker. The twists and turns are far more twists and turns than those of these high-skilled students, but there are overlaps in some aspects, such as what my wife Natsuno encountered. The ability to become an animal.

Orihara Rin was also able to get in touch with Dazai Osamu because of the cooperation between the Seventh Agency and Orihara Rin. After all, any organization needs information sources. This is also the point that Dazai Osamu can have a considerable degree of freedom in the process of working. According to Yi, selling this favor is beneficial to everyone, so Osamu Dazai came to help and was turned a blind eye - but it's not good if it takes a long time.

So Osamu Dazai didn't have much thought about teasing the cat. After receiving the urging eyes from the pink cat, he casually threw the cat teasing stick on the table beside him, and took it out of his pocket by the way. A bottle of spray, while saying "meeting ceremony", while sitting on the bottom of the spray bottle on the table.

The dog curly thorn stared at the label of the spray bottle for a second, and was a little strange to find that it read "catnip perfume" in big and bright characters.

...What, what is this going to be used for?

"Do you have a coat?"

No matter how relaxed the smile on his face was, it couldn't cover up the dust and dust caused by a lot of work. Osamu Dazai didn't have the heart to tease the cat any more. He signaled that he was ready for a quick fight, and spread his hands at the dog who hadn't opened his collar. :

"After disabling the supernatural ability, it is the case that he is not wearing clothes. This little brother looks so attractive and perverted. He is my wife's boyfriend, right? Let me tell you in advance, I am not interested in short people who are not tall."

"..."

Gou Juanji decided not to think about the meaning of the phrase "Looking so attractive to perverts", and also decided not to think about why being attractive to perverts has something to do with Xia Ye's boyfriend's identity. He silently accepted the title, and then He went to get his school uniform jacket, wrapped the little Xiaye cat under the cat's head, and hugged it in his arms.

"Salmon."

——We can begin now.

"Ah, by the way, there is one more thing."

Before pointing his outstretched fingertips on the pink fur cat's head, the black-haired, kitten-eyed young man seemed to suddenly remember something, and said with a rather indifferent tone of smile:

"Although the supernatural ability will be released, but because this supernatural ability is not actively maintained by the supernatural person, it may take a few days to completely transform from an animal back to a human... What a pity, if it is a beautiful lady, then It must be the perfect gesture that would invite me to invite him to die in love, right?"

***

Gou Juanji was stunned for a moment, until the other party's slender fingertips touched Xia Yemao's head, and his arms suddenly sank, and he was a little too late to realize what those words meant.

"It will take a few days to fully transform from an animal back to a human being." That is to say, during this process, it is very likely that some of the animal's characteristics have been maintained.

For example, cat ears and cat tail.

"..."

Gou Juanji didn't even know when the person with the supernatural power who didn't even introduce himself by name left. He thought, maybe after helping Xia Ye unlock the supernatural power, that guy left decisively, right?

But this kind of thought only flashed in his mind for a moment, because in the next moment, he was dazed by a certain degree of critical blow, and he was so stupefied that he didn't even dare to move.

Xia Yemao was originally held in his arms. It was so small and light that it could be held with two hands. It suddenly changed back to the weight of a human being. Even if the magician's strength is not bad, this gap is too big The situation also made him lose his footing for a moment, and fell backwards to the ground.

The weight on his body was heavier than that of a cat. His white and soft fingers pressed against his chest, his waist and abdomen were pressed, and the warm body temperature penetrated along the clothes from the contact position. At that moment, the dog curly spine thought of Yes, it was a good thing that Xia Ye was given a coat, otherwise this appearance would have been completely seen by others.

"It's changed back, Mr. Thorn."

My wife Natsuno said in a soft voice, her voice seems to have not fully recovered, and if you listen carefully, you can still find the delicate and waxy cat tail. If you add a "nya~" at the end of the sentence, it may be perfect.

As far as the posture of the cat was, it was hugged in front of the chest, but after transforming back, it can be said to be sitting halfway between the chest and abdomen of the spellcaster, with a high-level uniform coat on the shoulders, maybe It can block other people's eyes, but from the angle of the dog curling spine...

『Ah, Thorn-kun’s body temperature has risen. 』

My wife, Natsuno, is happy to see this happen.

"Birthday is coming soon, Mr. Thorn?"

The collar of the spellcaster was torn off when Osamu Dazai broke the door to come in. Now that he is pressed on the ground, he can clearly see the dark snake eyes spreading from the corners of his mouth, and the downward Adam's apple, neck, collarbone... Even if the degree of exposure is not high, it still looks astringent and dry mouth.

『You can also feel Thorny-kun’s firm abdominal muscles from the sitting position. It must be very comfortable to touch, right? 』

So, my wife Xia Ye's eyes were burning hot, and the eyes exposed by her pink pupils could almost heat up the air, but she still said in a very innocent and happy voice:

"If Mr. Thorn celebrates his birthday, he will become a reliable adult—an adult, you can do many intimate things."

"There is no reason to refuse me anymore. If Mr. Thorn still doesn't want to take a step, let me take it." 』

There are two fluffy cat ears standing on the soft pink hair, following the movement of the pink-haired boy, the vertical pupils belonging to the cat family draw a thin pupil line under the light, with Like the predatory eyes of a carnivorous cat, it was fixed on his purple eyes.

On the legs, on the legs, I can still feel that there is something fluffy wrapped around the thighs, if he guessed correctly...

The dog curled spine subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and stretched out his hand to clamp the "fluffy thing".

It feels dry and soft to the touch, the familiar feel of cat fur, and I can't help but want to knead it when I hold it. He has been playing with it for the past two days...

Pink cat tail with white tip.