My Wife's Traditional Performing Arts

At that moment, Goujuanji had an auditory hallucination. He seemed to hear the sound of flowers blooming and the sound of dew falling to the ground. The fireworks exploded in his mind. After the fireworks disappeared, only a blank space was left. And a few large characters with a sense of presence on the blank space.

——I have a cat!

Such a small one, he can let Xia Yemao into a group by putting his hands together, fluffy and soft, the eyes are big round pink cat eyes, there is a watery pupil line inside, pink nose tip Small, the cat also has the same fluffy triangular ears on its head, and it will shake when touched.

The soft tail dragged behind, sweeping slowly, the cat's paw pads stepped on the ground, without making a sound, the fluff on the body looked very easy to touch, and even made people feel uncontrollable and wanted to bury their faces in it, and then The urge to take a deep breath like an idiot.

The dog curly thorn didn't even dare to move at the moment, like a two-legged beast that was flattered by its master, it only chased after it with its eyes, watching the little group of cats take two small steps tremblingly, and then After getting acquainted with the way of walking on all fours, he trotted towards him.

——Then, as if touching porcelain, she lay down at the bottom of his feet.

"Mi-woo~"

—— Mr. Thorn, I have become a cat!

The sweet sweet meow sounded, and the little pink cat, which was so cute that it was about to explode, lay on his ankle. The soft belly hair was sticking to his ankle, and the tail was trying to hook upwards. The small piece of skin on the wrist was rubbed with fluff that was softer than silk and satin, and it was so warm and comfortable that it was the first time that the magician's purple eyes were so warmly treated by the cat master. The background even bloomed in an instant. "Sakura Blowing Snow".

"……Salmon……"

—Is this heaven...

Goujuanji clutched his chest, he felt that his heart was out of control, an indescribable itchiness and warmth surged out crazily, thousands of thoughts converged into one sentence, that is, he wanted to lick Xia Yemao!

No, no, wait, let's wait for the cat.

The thought of being violently attacked by the cute thing was finally pulled back, and the dog curly spine struggled to resist the itch in the palm of his hand, and then carefully picked up a small ball of powder that was touching his ankle, and held it in the palm of his hand , tentatively asked:

"Mustard greens? Dried bonito?"

——Xia Ye, you are so light and small...do you still recognize who I am? Do you remember what happened?

Being able to get the nod from the pink-haired cat at the beginning, it means that Xia Ye still has his own reason at least, and the worst result has not happened, which can be regarded as a sigh of relief, but then, the dog curled up and met again. Speech barriers—his onigiri can be understood, but my wife Natsuno's current cat calls are completely incomprehensible to him.

A small group of pink-haired cats hugged his thumbs, blinked their watery cat eyes, seemed to be very distressed, and answered very quickly with a series of thin and short meows:

"Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow~"

Dog Curly Thorn: "..."

The dog Curly Thorn held the cat in his arms, and suddenly fell silent.

——As expected, as expected, I still need to contact Mr. Nitro first...

……

So, things became what they are now.

In Pang Da's room, there were three people, a panda and a mobile phone with video turned on, surrounded by the one in the center who sat obediently on a soft cushion, a little pink fluffy pink cat.

"Did you feel the magic power on him?"

The family entered the nitrate and asked.

"Xia Ye's own spell power can still be used, but for other spell powers, I haven't found it at all."

Pan Da scratched his head:

"And all day today, we haven't developed any other mantras, and there's nothing filthy about it."

"Sane?"

The dog curly spine nodded: "Salmon!"

"Did he say anything himself?"

Zenin Maki: "He can only say 'meow' now."

As soon as the voice fell, the Xiaye cat on the cushion let out a "meow", so Chanyuan Maki added: "It will also say 'meow'."

"..."

Jiarui Nitro tapped his temple with the end of the pen, then sighed.

"According to what you said, if there is no accident, it has nothing to do with the curse... You should consider the supernatural power, go to that guy and ask."

The "that guy" that Kagurui mentioned was Gojo Satoru, Zenyuan Maki immediately started to call him, but I don't know if the super conjurer is too busy, there is only a series of busy tones on the other side, and then there is a frivolous recording "Hello Hello, this is the most perfect satoru! Please leave a message after the beep——" So Chanyuan Maki silently hung up in front of Wuyan's home video.

"..."

Jia Ruozi was silent for a moment, then said again:

"Or get in touch with someone who is familiar with supernatural powers... I remember that he was in Yokohama, looking for a solution. I will talk to the principal. If Fuyuki doesn't find any solution, I may have to find a solution here. It works through some curse—but it’s difficult for different powers to work, and this kind of thing should be solved by supernatural beings, or you can find a way to solve the source.”

——The meaning is obvious. The doctors in the magic world are a little helpless about the changes caused by supernatural powers, so the most direct solution is to solve the source.

"Find that supernatural being and let him unlock it?" Chanyuan Maki hesitated.

Yi Guyou thinks too much, in fact, it is okay to kill, after all, supernatural powers are usually released after the death of the owner, and he has also come into contact with supernatural beings when he was abroad, so he still has some say in the common sense of this supernatural power.

"So, the most important thing is to quickly find what's wrong."

Pang Da stared at the small group of Xia Ye cats, his palms were a little ready to move: "So the final focus is to solve the task... By the way, Xia Ye, can I touch your belly?"

"Dried bonito!"

Before the main cat could react, the silver-haired spellcaster immediately flattened his upper eyelids and glared at him indistinctly.

——Touch Xia Yemao's belly?Xia Yemao is Xia Ye, or Xia Ye without clothes. In this case, touching Xia Yemao's belly, isn't it touching Xia Ye's belly without clothes?

"A man's jealousy is terrible."

Pan Da immediately withdrew his paws and murmured, "Okay, okay, it's your cat."

……

After disconnecting from the video of Jia Ruozi, several people looked at each other again, and finally they all set their sights on Xia Yemao—although a classmate who turned into a cat is cute and wants to masturbate, but if he can't change back, it will be a big deal, no matter what No matter what, you have to solve this serious problem before you can do anything to your classmates.

"It's a bit difficult to communicate. 』

Different from other people's complicated mood, my wife Xia Ye is very relaxed, and she even has time to worry about the distress that it is his turn to be unable to speak human words. language?

"If it's a supernatural ability, it might be easier to solve than a curse, because Osamu Dazai still owes me and Orihara-san a favor.And judging by the guy I met before, Dazai Osamu is also likely to be in Fuyuki City. 』

Thinking of this, my wife Natsuno felt that it was time to contact Orihara Rinya. It would be very troublesome to become a cat in many cases, and I don’t know if there will be any future troubles as time goes by—the point is that Mr. Thorn is about to die. It's birthday, but my wife Natsuno has made plans.

My wife Natsuno thought about it for a while, and felt that he should call out "deus" so that he could send a message to Orihara Rinya.

"It's troublesome to type with a cat's paw, but it's easier to use "deus". 』

My wife Natsuno thought.

As a result, in the room with a strange and quiet atmosphere, an ominous and dark mantra suddenly filled the air. Except for Otoko Yuta who was still nervous, the second-year trio who were already familiar with the "deus" mantra were all The performance was very natural, even accustomed to it, and quickly thought of the purpose of my wife Natsuno calling out "deus".

"Communicate via 'deus'?"

Pang Da asked curiously:

"Speaking of which, we have never heard 'deus' speak, Natsuno, can 'deus' speak?"

"You can type. 』

The curse spirit with a deer head, white bones and a pitch-black body has long and sharp fingers. A small piece of mobile phone is lined up like a small square on the fingertips. Holding the fragile glass screen, he erected it towards several second-year students.

"...so flexible." Chanyuan Maki sighed.

The extraordinarily obedient pitch-black curse spirit turned the phone back again, and tapped a few times again.

『I can contact the psychic who nullifies the psychic ability, so don’t worry, this situation should be resolved soon. 』

"……That's good."

Zenyuan Maki, who was really nervous about her classmates turning into this form, breathed a sigh of relief: "It's good to be able to change back. Although cats are very cute, it is enough for animals to have Panda (Panda: I am the curse)."

"Salmon."

The dog curly spine also let out a long breath, and he didn't relax his slightly tense back until he got his own reassurance.

——No matter how cute the cat is, between Xia Ye and Xia Ye's cat, he will still choose Xia Ye decisively.

...However, after confirming that there is no problem...the time when Xia Ye became a cat is a bit precious.

The dog Curly Thorn's eyes became a little blurry, even including him, the eyes of everyone in the room changed a little.

The atmosphere in the room also quietly changed.

Before, because the panic of "what if the classmates don't change back" disappeared, everyone's attention would inevitably be diverted from the main business and fall to more interesting places-for example, cats.

...Xia Yemao, it looks good to touch.

The dog's throat rolled, and his fingers moved. Thinking that he hadn't even stroked a pink cat before, his palms started to twitch—is there anyone in this room who is more qualified to stroke a summer wild cat than him? ?No!

Not to mention Xia Yemao, he has even masturbated Xia Ye who was wearing cat's claw socks and cat's claw gloves, so he is confident in masturbating Xia Yemao at the moment, and there is no need to worry about it at all.

Thinking of this, the silver-haired spellcaster stretched out his hand tentatively, and under the greedy eyes of others, he stretched it towards the little powder ball on the cushion, and got an enthusiastic response—— The little pink-haired cat even rubbed its head against his hand. Its soft ears were pinched and it was not angry. He hooked the spellcaster's fingers, and let out a thin cat meow:

"Mia~"

Every time the little pink and white cat's ears twitched, the hearts of several people also twitched. What was more lethal was the movement driven by the cat's instinct. Even Yi Gu Youta's eyes were empty.

...It's so, so cute, this is what a hunk should see!

The dog Juicy picked up the cat without hesitation, held the two front paws gently with both hands, stared at the white and soft belly of the cat, his mind was full of "I want to suck, I want to suck", it was very difficult to do it. Look away.

——What to do, he really wants to suck Xia Ye's cat, but this is equivalent to burying his face in Xia Ye's stomach, right?Have a subtle sense of doing something bad?

"Although there are many things that I can't do after becoming a cat, Mr. Thorn seems to like me very much. 』

The little dumpling tilted its head and thought thoughtfully.

『Does Mr. Thorn like fluffy?Speaking of it, there is indeed this tendency, and I am also very interested in Fu Hei's "Jade Dog"... But if it is now, Mr. Thorn likes fluffy, so just touch me! 』

Thinking of this, my wife Xia Ye stretched out her claws and hooked the magic speller's cuff, and then, in full view of everyone, grabbed the clothes and climbed up to the shoulder of the magic speller, rubbing her little head sticky The side of the face, and rubbing it a few times is not counted, and even stretched out a small tongue to lick, rubbing and licking, the enthusiasm and clinginess is incredible.

"……Salmon."

The treatment of cats and humans is different. If the person who did this was in the human form of my wife Natsuno, the spellcaster might blushed and told him to [hold], and then hid in the bathroom to take a cold shower, but when the person doing this changed Adult cat...

The silver-haired second-year student immediately showed an expression of being so happy that he was about to ascend to heaven, and even florets flew out of the background.

"I, I want to touch too."

Panda was almost dying of envy, he couldn't help but want to stretch out his bear's paw, but reason told him that not only would he receive curses from his silver-haired classmates, he would even look sweet and soft The summer wild cat will also stretch out its paws to him, and give him two medals of victory for the panda who disturbed the tenderness between him and his boyfriend.

—For example, now.

He used a sweet "meow" to the dog Curly, and just when Pang Da's bear paw was stretched halfway, the cute little pink cat turned its head violently, pressed down the plane and pointed at him first. He breathed out in a demonstrative manner, and then let out an unceremonious "roar".

Fat Da: "..."

what is that soundIs that really the sound of the sweet and whiny Xia Ye cat?Speaking of what kind of cat Xia Ye turned into, why did he still "roar"?

Compared with Pang Da's dementia, Zenyuan Maki is much calmer, even if she also wants to touch it very much, but she knows very well that Xia Ye will never share the love and affection that belongs to the cat owner when the dog's curly thorns are not enough. for them.

So Zenyuan Makizai carefully distinguished the appearance and characteristics of Xia Yemao, and opened the phone to check it unskillfully.

"Although the body is small, the hair is still very shiny..." Chanyuan Maki murmured, "The claws are also very sharp, not soft at all, including the teeth, so what Natsuno turned into is not a kitten, It's a small cat family..."

Having said that, she was silent for a moment, then sighed slowly:

"And it looks so cute, it doesn't look like a good cat at first glance."

——It’s definitely the kind of guy who is very good at using his cute appearance, looking at you with a cute face, and then pushing the glass on the table to the ground with confidence, smashing it, and using a fine glass afterwards. The kind of meowing that makes me exonerate myself.

Oops, how come the more you think about it, the more familiar you become, isn't Xia Ye always like this?

"So, the only thing that changes is the appearance..."

Zenyuan Maki, who has understood everything, thought about it.

But even if she wanted to, she also wanted to masturbate.

To come to this kind of place is more talented than Panda, Chanyuan Maki knew exactly who should be in charge, so she pushed her glasses and said:

"Spine, I want to pet your cat too."

……Your cat.

The silver human head and the pink cat head paused at the same time, and then they both looked at her brightly.

At this moment, Zenyuan Maki, whose EQ suddenly exploded, directly attacked two people (one person and one cat) with a single sentence, so under the admiring eyes of Pang Da and Yi Guyoutai, Zenyuan Maki's palm touched it smoothly, and it looked extraordinarily easy to touch The head of the fluffy cat was neither exhaled nor "roared".

Only the dog curly spine thought for a while, and seriously reminded: "Salmon, tuna."

——You can only touch your head, not Xia Ye's bare back and belly.

—Otherwise, it would be hooliganism.

"understood."

Zenyuan Maki muttered something, and then all her mind was devoted to the amazing touch under the palm of her hand—isn't it too comfortable?

What kind of hair is Xia Ye?

For example, if you can suck belly hair...

Zenyuan Maki's eyes were empty, and the most steadfast magic tool fell. After touching the head of a classmate who turned into a cat, the background behind him also began to fly. Not to mention, he used to be a bit of a dog, but now he has completely turned into a cat.

Otoko Yuta who has witnessed everything: "..."

Cats are horrible creatures.

Yi Gu Youtai was in a complicated mood, and he habitually touched the well-protected ring on his ring finger with his thumb, and then his complicated eyes shifted to the cute-looking pink cat.

I don't know if other students have noticed something wrong, but as a "super-cursed person" who is also purely based on identity... the situation between my wife Natsuno and his "deus" is completely different from his Lixiang.

Rather, they can understand each other so well that they can communicate with each other in thinking, and can use the hand of "deus" to type what they want to say in the input field. It doesn't look like the cursed spirit and the cursed person.

It's more like manipulation, communication, symbiosis... or a relationship of oneness.

***

The news of Orihara Rinya arrived soon again. He said that Osamu Dazai was willing to help. After all, for people with a wide range of abilities, indebtedness is actually the most troublesome thing.

Even if my wife Natsuno had opened his palms, things would still be the same. Dazai Osamu would be very happy to be able to repay the favor as soon as possible, and it would be better than using other troublesome ways later. Human affection is much stronger—not to mention, Osamu Dazai is actually very interested in the fact that my wife Natsuno has turned into a cat.

"My wife Jun actually has such a day, I must see it."

On the phone, a soft male voice said with a smile:

"Also, my cat-handling skill is pretty good too, huh?"

My wife Xia Ye replied coldly, "Hoohoo", and then pressed the hang-up button with the pad of her claws, and then ran back into the house again, hooking the trousers of the spellcaster with the tip of her claws, like Like climbing a cat climbing frame, he skillfully climbed onto the shoulder of the spellcaster and rubbed it with his little head.

At this moment, the curse speller with a rare and serious expression was facing a rice ball, with an expression as if he was facing a big enemy, and he was very serious...

Pick the salmon meat in the salmon rice ball.

That's right, the dog curly spine is picking fish.

Because my wife Xia Ye has turned into a cat, and I don’t know if I can eat human food, and buying cat food or canned cat food for him is a bit too humiliating, so the dog curly cane can only do this.

——Pick out the food that people eat, pick out the parts that cats can eat, and then feed it to Xia Ye.

Although I can't tell if there is no other way, or if the dog curly thorn raises the cat, as a male high school student whose cooking level stays at instant noodles, he doesn't know how to cook cat food, let alone let him be able to type. It’s not easy for my wife Xia Ye to cook cat food for herself. In short, even though there are many reasons, in any case, the dog curly thorn is actually... quite happy to choose.

Feeding the cat owner, what a happy thing, Xia Ye used to cook and feed him in the dormitory, but I didn't expect feeding Xia Ye to be so interesting, so interesting that he wanted to learn to cook.

On this side, the dog Curly Thorn is obsessed with keeping cats. If he didn't still have some sense, knowing that my wife Xia Ye is not a real cat, he would almost unconsciously go to buy cat teasers, cat litter and catnip.

And on his shoulder, a little pink cat rubbed against the side of the curser's face again, thinking in his heart, or else he would continue to play with Lord Thorn for two days.

"Osamu Dazai is in Fuyuki, and he can come over tonight at the latest, but Mr. Thorn seems to like me very much when I turn into a cat. He secretly played with my tail when the others were away, and I haven't been able to resist sucking my belly yet... Do you want to wait a little longer? 』

My wife Xia Ye thought.

"After turning into a cat, Mr. Thorn's attitude will also change unconsciously. I don't feel shy and embarrassed when I lick my lips, and the appearance of picking fish seriously is so cute-so don't tell Mr. Thorn, in fact, I can eat humans food? 』

"Speaking of which, I have already arrived in Fuyuki, a city with underground spiritual veins... the things I gave to Mr. Thorn should be about to respond. 』

……

The dog curly spine concentrated on holding a small piece of fish with his chopsticks, and then moved it steadily to another plate, but when the chopsticks arced in the air, he suddenly paused for a moment.

The silver-haired spellcaster raised his left hand in confusion, looked over and over again, but the back of his hand was white and intact, and the palm was clean, and he didn't find anything wrong at all.

"……Salmon?"

——Strange...why does the left hand seem to be burned?