My Wife's Traditional Performing Arts

Due to the characteristics of the spell, Goujuanji can only use rice ball fillings that do not cause the effect of spells to speak at ordinary times. There are very few normal words that can be spoken, and most of them can only be used during battles, or sometimes in pranks. will be used in .

Correspondingly, most of the words that can be spit out do not bring any emotion. Compared with injecting emotions into spells such as "distort it" "go to death" "be crushed", he is chanting rice balls The emotional color is much stronger when filling.

This has led to the fact that the sentence he uttered [drink it] now sounds more like a strong order than the cunning "response to pranks".

"……Eh?"

The pink-haired boy seemed to be stunned for a moment, and even the dumb hair on the top of his head that would shake according to his mood froze in place. The expectation in the moist pink pupils froze for a moment, and then his slightly blank eyes moved to his own Controlling hands.

"You want me to drink it?But, sleeping pills are for Thorn-kun—”

My wife Xia Ye's arm is completely out of the master's control at this moment. After being controlled by the spell, she raised it up logically, took the ice milk handed to her by the spell master, and then, under the sight of her pink pupils widening in vain, leaned forward. to his lips.

"Wait... Lord Thorn? But, this was supposed to be—"

"kelp."

Curly Dog tilted his head and blinked his light purple eyes curiously. The image reflected on his retina was that the pink-haired boy raised his head, revealing his white and thin neck. , moved his throat, obediently downed the whole bottle of iced milk...

Although Xia Ye himself might be a little caught off guard by this situation, Goujuan, who can be regarded as a "successful prank" under certain circumstances, is in a better mood.

By the way, there is also a rather subtle vague idea hidden in my heart, which makes people raise the corners of their lips unknowingly.

...really, no resistance to his spell at all.

Gou Juanji bent his eyes, and his purple pupils revealed the meaning of searching. His gaze skipped over the face of Xia Ye who had just poured down a bottle of ice milk with a slightly dazed expression, and then fell on the man who was still held in his hands. On the empty glass bottle in his hand, he narrowed his eyes slightly.

It seems that there is some unmelted solid residue left at the bottom of the bottle?

So it must have been a prank, right?

So he moved a little closer, fixed his eyes on the pink-haired boy's slightly red face, without blinking his eyes, waiting to see the wrinkled expression of being hot or bitter.

But after staring at it seriously for a few seconds, the dog curly spine didn't notice this sign, but it was a bit ominous... showing a little stubborn unwillingness, even the tip of the nose was a little red, and the pink eyes It was also covered with a layer of mist, and it looked inexplicably a little dark.

As if he had been decided on something, the dog curled up and felt an inexplicable chill on his back.

"……mustard?"

... Xia Ye, are you okay?

……

"The sleeping pills are of the quick-acting and effective type. Based on the drug resistance of Mr. Thorn, which was tested before, it takes roughly two pills to achieve the effect of ordinary people taking the next pill. It can blur consciousness and fall asleep within 5 minutes, and my resistance The medicine should be stronger. 』

Even if the car overturned unexpectedly, my wife Xia Ye did not give up the idea of ​​doing something. He began to quickly judge the current situation.

"8 minutes?or 7 minutes?However, these are all calculated from the time until sleep. The effect of sleeping pills also includes gradual blurred consciousness. Guaranteed awake time may only be 2 minutes. 』

My wife Xia Ye blinked slowly, and put the empty bottle in her hand on the raised tiles at the edge of the soup pool. It fell rapidly, and the heat escaped from nowhere.

There was no longer the previous situation where the atmosphere was so strange that it was hot to exhale, and the dog curly spine also inexplicably followed with a crisp "click", and felt a "click" in his heart.

My wife Xia Ye stared straight at the dog's face, her gaze was so hot that it could almost burn people, and she slid back and forth on both sides of the dark snake's eye pattern spreading from the corner of the magician's mouth, no longer trying to hide herself Enthusiasm for spell patterns.

"Counting from just now, there is still about a minute more. 』

"It's okay, Mr. Thorn."

My wife Natsuno said in her usual voice:

"I didn't put mustard in the cold milk, and I didn't throw the sour and bitter ginger seasoning... How could I put that kind of thing in the drink for Mr. Thorn?"

"Even if I put something, it's only sleeping pills or oral tranquilizers. 』

"Salmon, salmon."

Yes, that's right...

Inexplicably, Goujuanji had the feeling of seeing a fire ax chopping dumpling stuffing when he first saw it, and subconsciously took a step back—is there really nothing wrong?He subtly feels that Xia Ye's mood is not right now, is he really not unhappy?

"Not unhappy."

As if he had guessed directly what the other person was thinking, my wife Xia Ye showed an innocent expression, blinked her opaque pink eyes, and then said in a soft voice:

"It's just that my determination has become a little firmer... I will never give up."

My wife Xia Ye took another step forward, almost sticking to the stiff silver-haired second-year student, raised her arms and hooked them behind the neck of the spellcaster, slowly wrapped her arms around his neck, and kissed him intimately with the tip of her nose The side face of the dog curly thorn still stained with some water droplets, the cheeks were flushed with joy again.

"Jun Thorn's lips, the snake eyes at the corners of his mouth, and the dark curse lines on his tongue, I will definitely kiss them. 』

"Twice if you don't succeed once, and three times if you don't succeed twice... If Mr. Thorn's curse is too troublesome, try to find a way to temporarily make Mr. Thorn speechless. As long as you can't speak the command of the curse, you can't do it." Is it time to stop me? 』

My wife Xia Ye let out a hot breath, and then buried her head on the shoulders and neck of the silver-haired boy who was frozen in place, revealing two small white canine teeth, and rubbed her teeth lightly with the tip of her teeth with great restraint.

"I want to kiss Mr. Thorn, I want to touch his tongue, I want to put dark curse marks on it, I want to rub the lines with the tip of my tongue, I want to bite Mr. Thorn's neck. 』

"Holding hands, hugging, kissing, and then more intimate things. 』

"The Lord Thorn cannot escape. 』

……

After vaguely rubbing the tight skin with the tip of her teeth, my wife Xia Ye smiled innocently again, her round pink pupils were also covered with mist, the effect of the medicine gradually began to take effect, and her thinking began Slowly become dull.

Hitting uncontrollably, my wife Natsuno rubbed her blurry eyes and said in a slightly nasal voice:

"A little...a little sleepy."

The spellcaster, who was on the spot suddenly, woke up as if from a dream. He looked like he was not thinking at all, his purple pupils were still staring at the void, and he nodded mechanically.

"Salmon."

"Then, Mr. Thorn, let's go back."

"Salmon."

"I don't want to sleep alone, can I share a room with Lord Thorn?"

"Salmon."

"Really - I can share a room with Mr. Thorn, I am very happy!"

"Salmon - bonito, dried bonito?!"

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Until he lay down under the quilt, the dog curly spine was still a little bit blank.

It's not just Xia Ye's enthusiastic posting, nor is it only affected by the side of the face being intimately rubbed, it even includes the sharp feeling of burning on the side of the neck, and many things that are not right begin to mess up in the dog's head.

The fluffy hair tickled him, and the sweetness of the peaches mixed with the milky smell made his cheeks hot, and the fingers squeezed into the gaps between his fingers couldn't be freed. Without the awareness of a safe distance, it's hard to say whether it's good or bad, dog At that time, Curlythorn only thought of a warm heat source hugging him, which was more comfortable than hugging a fat and fluffy doll, and made his heart feel a little light.

He stared at the chandelier on the ceiling of the hotel, but his eyes were out of focus.

Xia Ye really looked sleepy, his hair drooped limply, and he walked up to the second floor in a straight line, and then he didn't have much energy to work with the "dried bonito" that Goujuan suddenly reacted to. Struggle, after being stuffed whole into his room, there was no movement, most likely fell asleep.

It's just that my wife Xia Ye fell asleep, but the dog Juanji didn't feel sleepy from being fumigated by the heat in the soup pool.

Because... because even if he wanted to leave behind the things he hadn't noticed before, there were still many things that were wrong.

What is the mostly melted residue left in the glass jar?It's not a whole pot of pranks, so what will be put in it?The door of the locker room outside Tangchi was locked from the inside. He didn't do it, so Xia Ye was the last one to come in... Why did he lock the door?

After being ordered by him to drink ice milk, Xia Ye's sleepiness came very quickly, so fast that it even made him a little familiar... He remembered the nightmare of drowning in the pink pond again, in the dream there were water plants clinging to his calf, lightly Swimming fish pecking at the cheeks, and the fragrance of peach-flavored laundry detergent on the quilt, sweet and pleasant.

"Caviar roe..."

The dog curly thorn decided not to think about these things that would make people sleepless - tomorrow there will be a curse that needs to be exorcised, he needs to recharge his energy, and he can't lose sleep.

So he retracted his whole head under the quilt, his silver hair was messed up, his eyes were tightly closed, and he began to count tuna mayonnaise rice balls in his mind, trying to fall asleep early.

——Then he successfully counted Bansu's rice balls.

*******

My wife, Xia Ye, slept refreshed all night. It might be better to say that he had far too much sleep. The drowsiness caused by the electric shock device plus two quick-acting sleeping pills made him feel sleepy when he opened his eyes in the morning. Got a headache.

So he hugged the quilt and sighed.

"Tankey-kun's vigilance is not low... the rice balls are eaten without any precautions, because they are relaxed at school. If they are outside, even the ice milk handed by their companions will notice something is wrong. Although Tricky-kun only It's just that I suspect that I'm trying to play a prank on him. 』

Such a good occasion, no one came to bother, the perfect opportunity and atmosphere, but it failed... What a pity.

My wife Xia Ye made up her mind again with a serious face.

"Next time, be careful not to let Mr. Thorns say the curse. 』

"Don't be controlled by the curse, Mr. Thorn's physical skills are a little worse than mine, if you are prepared, you can still succeed. 』

"The effect of fast-acting sleeping pills is relatively common, but switching to other drugs may cause some side effects... So it's better not to replace it, just put the sleeping pills in food that is not easy to be suspected. 』

My wife Xia Ye immediately summed up her experience, and quickly set the time for the next night attack - the night when you return to the high school will be good, and if you suddenly return to a familiar place, you will definitely relax your vigilance, and driving on the road is actually very exhausting Physical strength is a good time to attack at night.

"Then it's decided!"

My wife Xia Ye happily made a decision, and the next moment she pushed open the door with her messy pink hair, and it happened that the dog in the opposite room who opened the door with green eyes came face to face.

"...Ah, Mr. Thorn didn't sleep well?"

My wife Natsuno asked hesitantly.

The thoughtful spellcaster who counted the rice balls until the sky brightened before falling asleep: "..."

Beside, Panda pulled Zenyuan Maki and said to her, "It's too much for Ji to lock the door after I left the Tangchi", turning down the stairs while talking, the backs of the girl and the panda looked very radiant, and the dog Juan Ji silently took the clothes off. The collar pulled up again, and the voice replied in a hollow voice:

"……kelp."

……

Tokyo Metropolitan Higher Vocational School of Magic.

Fu Heihui still had a piece of medical tape on his face. He was holding the key and stood at the door of his dormitory, looking at the neighbor of his dormitory with some strangeness.

The dust on the handles has been cleaned, the old door locks also have traces of keys being scratched, and the heavy curtains can be seen hanging on the inside of the windows. The empty dormitory is obviously "used" breath.

"... Has anyone lived there?"